The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Tony Stark really didn't take this meeting to heart, really, otherwise he wouldn't have returned to Marbury after wandering in Sydney, so he thought about this and asked his smart housekeeper Javi Si called up the relevant news of the day.

"As you wish, sir." With a British accent, Jarvis was on standby at any time, and after a while, the relevant news was called out, "What you see is only the reports of the mainstream media, and of course the reports of the tabloids are also collected. up."

Tony Stark glanced casually and said, "More than I thought, Jarvis."

Jarvis replied: "I suppose it's Mr. Xavier who's in the headlines with you, sir."

Tony Stark curled his lips: "Jarvis, is it my illusion? Why did I hear from your words that it is my honor to be on the headlines with him."

Jarvis' voice sounded again: "It's not your illusion, sir. Judging from the overall traffic distribution, Mr. Xavier's attention is indeed better than yours."

Tony Stark: "...Where did you see the overall traffic, a website? That's not the total—" The reason why Tony Stark didn't continue talking was because he saw the group photo Strictly speaking, it’s only the photo of him and Gu Qing. The female partner standing next to him was dropped by the gorgeous P. The public doesn’t care about Tony Stark’s female partner. There are always 20 in a month. Multiple tricks, what's so good about it.

After watching it, Tony Stark yelled blankly: "Have tabloid reporters learned how to use computer graphics? Should I feel comforted?"

"Sir, do you mean to remove your female companion that day in the group photo, or do you imply that Mr. Xavier's height has been increased by P in the group photo?" Jarvis, the smart housekeeper, interpreted his master's words very understandingly.

Tony Stark: "..."

"If you mean the former, obviously it's because she's not newsworthy. If it's the latter, I can tell you responsibly, sir, that Mr. Xavier has a net height of 6'1, plus The thickness of the upper heel, the overall height is 6'2, and the reason why he looks extraordinarily tall, I think it also takes into account Mr. Xavier's slim coat and you." Jarvis vomited well , of course it is not over yet, "By the way, sir, this coat is a popular style in the United States recently, do you need to customize one for you?"

Tony Stark: "...do you really think I won't donate you to community college, Jarvis?"

"If you wish, sir." Jarvis still said calmly.

Of course Tony Stark will not donate Jarvis, this is his masterpiece, and he can't do without his smart butler now.Speaking of this, Tony Stark remembered, "Jarvis, do you know? This Mr. Xavier, who eats growth hormone as a meal, wants to have an academic exchange with me on artificial intelligence. "

"I know, sir."

Tony Stark: "?"

"When Mr. Xavier was interviewed by the reporter, he mentioned that he had a very pleasant meeting with you and agreed to have an academic exchange. He expressed his expectation. In addition, the public believed in his words." Jarvis said Then he also called out the related video. In the video, Gu Qing had a sincere face. Nine out of ten people who saw it thought so.

Tony Stark: "That's why they're blind." Tony Stark stroked his chin, he didn't think that tall unscientific guy was a harmless nerd, just looking at him for talking If you haven't lost the wind, you will know that this guy is a #色猪吃虎#. "That's great, I'll have a good chat with him on artificial intelligence."

After a pause, Jarvis said, "Sir, there is something I think you should know. I think there is another artificial intelligence, and the owner of this artificial intelligence is likely to be Mr. Xavier."

Tony Stark picked up the news, trying to get rid of the eye-catching group photo, but this time there were more news than he thought. When he heard Jarvis say this, he froze for a moment: "What is it? What made you come to this conclusion? Isn’t that guy a geneticist?”

Jarvis said something even more explosive: "I actually had a conversation with her when I was watching the 'Tony Stark vs Eric Xavier' fight online, sir. "

"Does it need to be said? Of course Stark won." Tony Stark missed the point of the intelligent butler Jarvis's words. Said.

However, this was not affirmed by Jarvis, and the smart butler said in the usual steady tone: "Although I appreciate your confidence, sir, I still hope you know that, judging from the current situation on the Internet, Mr. Xavier's support rate is higher than yours."

Tony Stark didn't believe it: "Comeon, Jarvis, who am I, I'm a Stark."

"Sir, can I understand your words as you think your wealth is incomparable. Of course, this is your plus point. But please allow me to solemnly remind you that the other party is a Xavier."

"When I built you, didn't I add compliments to you? Wait, you just said that the guy also has an artificial intelligence, oh, or a female artificial intelligence?" Tony Si Tucker finally grasped the point of Jarvis's words, a bit of surprise flashed in his eyes, but he soon revealed his true colors, "So, how many percentage points is his approval rate higher than mine? Let me tell you, Jia Weiss, I can still accept the data within one percentage point."

"It was 25% at the peak, and now it has come down to around 12%, sir."

Tony Stark almost flinched, "WTH!"

"Are you talking about how it came down? Mr. Happy Hogan mobilized the entire Stark Industries staff, sir." Jarvis, the smart butler, added another knife.

Playboy, genius, billionaire, Tony Stark who slept with the cover girl of "Playboy", a Stark, almost vomited blood from internal injuries. "There must be a conspiracy here! Is it his artificial intelligence? Jarvis, why don't you go up! Don't you think it's very embarrassing to see me lag behind so much?"

"Sir, I thought you would advocate fair competition." Jarvis's voice sounded unchanged, "And the reason why the other party talked to me is because she discovered Mr. Hogan's behavior of brushing points."

"Pig teammate, this is it! Hapi, let alone my Stark Industries employee, don't even know how to change IP for a few points? Can't you just catch a few broilers from all over the world? Idiot!" Tony Stark rolled up his sleeves, as if he was going to do it himself, well, this is really something Tony Stark would do, but fortunately he hasn't started Jarvis to rampage online, Attracted by the tearing battle on the Internet, this time I really want to vomit blood——

— Stark has more money than EX.

—He is short.

— Stark is more connected than EX.

—He is short.

— Stark is more talented than EX in mechanical engineering.

—He is short.

- Stark is better than EX.

——Let’s not talk about how this conclusion came to be, but first of all we disagree with the point that the weapon is big, and then we will talk about whose dong is long!As for living well, Stark has been verified by many girls to be true, but don’t you know #铁树磨成针#?Last but not least, he is short.

—Don’t talk about your height, #打人不打脸# Don’t you know?

—Okay, let's talk about body shape.Stark's abs VSE.X's six-pack + mermaid line; Stark's short legs VSE.X can play long legs for a year.

—Why did you go back to height?Let's talk about taste and temperament!

——Okay, look at this long coat that EX is popular in the United States, um, it is the long coat whose length is basically equal to Stark's height.Go to the street to see how many people are wearing it like this, but Stark's dressing taste is also good, white suit + pink shirt, full of coquettishness.

—Hey Stark’s height again, it’s really just a child, please let it go!Let's talk about sense of humor, Stark's humor is MAX!

——Are you talking about #choke死人不任生#?What are those politicians and celebrities who want to save face? My child, go ask Hollywood reporters, eight out of ten will think that the EX skill is full.

— Let’s compare the popularity among actresses, models, and cover girls. You guys have nothing to say this time, right? EX is an asexual!

——Are you talking about coquettishness?Oh, this point of EX is to lose quantity but not quality.Did you know that EX has a peerless friend, Leonardo DiCaprio?Previously, the kiss at the Golden Globes touched the hearts of people all over the world. Compared with Jack, Stark's girlfriend is weak!

—Let's compare who is richer.

……

Just looking at that, Tony Stark's whole person is not very good, his height is almost ruined!He subconsciously looked at the group photo, and remembered that the long coat that the netizens said was his entire height, and suddenly shouted: "Everyone is talking nonsense, our height difference is only ten centimeters, let them say that there seems to be a difference Twenty centimeters the same! Jarvis, what are you doing?"

The smart housekeeper separated the ankle-length coat worn by Gu Qing in the group photo, and made a vertical comparison with Tony Stark in the group photo, and asked thoughtfully before the comparison: "So, do you want to remove your coat? Incremental right, sir?"

Tony Stark: "..." Donate, donate, you must donate, otherwise this day will be impossible!He didn't want to be angry with himself anymore, the shitty things on the Internet didn't affect him, so he just turned off the Internet and threw the news into the recycle bin, "Okay, okay, the little theater made up of nonsense is over, Now let's talk about another artificial intelligence that is female, you have a conversation with her, how do you feel about her?"

Jarvis said before answering, "You want to hear the truth?"

Tony Stark smiled: "It's one of my virtues to say something, just say it."

Jarvis said succinctly: "Her logical calculation ability is very powerful, higher than mine."

Tony Stark raised his eyebrows, and said without a proper way: "Jarvis, can't you compliment her just because she's a girl, or did you fall in love with her at first sight?"

"Sir, please allow me to remind you that I haven't encoded emotions yet, what I have is only logical computing ability, so the situation you said will not exist." Jarvis refuted his master solemnly, making Tony choke. , but it also made him very interested in the artificial intelligence that Jarvis said was set to be female.However, because of the preconceived idea that Gu Qing is a star who engages in genetics, Tony prefers that this artificial intelligence is produced by EX Industries, or Sterak Industries.

As I said before, Sterak Industries is an old-fashioned industry that was established earlier than Stark Industries.It is conceivable that this old industrial group was eroded and changed in a short period of time, which shocked the entire United States.It's just that the negative impact of this matter has not yet begun to ferment, and they are attracted by the cards played by EX Industry one after another, such as a gene chain to overcome cancer proposed at the EX Industry Expo, a "Geek Shot" that has attracted the attention of the general public, etc. The limelight has passed, and EX Industry has already completed a smooth change of rights.So, don't underestimate Eric Xavier, who is indispensable in threading the needle!

Tony used this to think of the violent wars on the Internet, and suddenly felt a pain in the ass, and felt that it was not unreasonable to feel subtly uncomfortable from the first sight of Gu Qing.This thought encouraged Jarvis, "Jarvis, I support you to get that guy's artificial intelligence and incite rebellion to our side!"

Jarvis said indifferently: "Sir, Miss Potts is here. Also, Miss Potts is a loyal fan of Mr. Xavier. If you don't want Miss Potts to slow down, I suggest that you better not talk about Zeville in front of her." Bad word for Mr. Vail."

Tony exploded immediately: "She has the most charming, chic and talented boss in the world, and she actually likes a glass cabinet—yes, I just made it clear that Eric Xavier is a guy hiding in a cabinet, or GAY in a glass case - that makes no sense!"

Jarvis said silently: "Sir, I think you have given the reason."

It took Tony a half a beat to realize that Jarvis was blackmailing him. It was because he was her boss that Pepper became someone else's fan. What a failure he did as a boss.What's more cruel is that his butler Jarvis is still his senior black.Oh, he still has an alliance, his bodyguard Harpy, but this guy is a pig teammate, mobilizing all the staff but only reduced the gap by 13%, leaving a gap of 12%, which is the same as their height Not the same!

Tony's head is full of black lines after he thinks about it, #人此不打# Ah Stark.

If one thing can make Mr. Stark feel balanced, then how about Gu Qing's "fire in the backyard" as his approval rating is 12% (25%) ahead of him?

Because the supporters of both sides compare everything, money, power, power, appearance, temperament, taste, height, three-dimensional, long... Anyway, everyone loses all their morals at the end of the comparison, but it's true , this incident seems to have become a national entertainment.To put it another way, isn’t it more attractive than attractive, or that women are attracted to men or something? Tony Stark’s female partner can form a reinforced platoon, and Gu Qing’s side can’t compete with this reinforced platoon. Whoever it is, it's just a Leonardo, who has become the male god of female fans all over the world by virtue of "Titanic", the picturesque Leonardo.

The PG-13 kiss at the Golden Globes is on fire again.

In fact, that kiss was Gu Qing’s molesting the camera at the Golden Globes and molesting the audience around the world. He just leaned over and rubbed noses with Leonardo, blocking the camera with his palm, and when the palm moved away, the two of them separated .Everyone thinks this picture is so beautiful, it must be a kiss!

How should I put it, when this happened, Gu Qing didn't have a boyfriend yet, now that he has taken a big detour and went back to this year, it's no wonder that Moriarty, who couldn't be more possessive, didn't blow up.

This is the so-called #backyardfire#.

After Moriarty learned about the (unwarranted) love-hate relationship between his boyfriend and Leonardo, he sent his imaginary Miss Holmes look to Gu Qing who was still filming.This look is very comprehensive, even the details of the clothes on the body are included, and it is very "intimate" with a tip: "Little Honey, don't worry that serving Daddy will prepare it for you, I will wait for you when you come back~ "

Gu Qing sacrificed his life and agreed, and the next moment another party involved in the accident called.

After Gu Qing connected, he didn't say anything when Leonardo's resentful + gritted teeth + speechless voice came over the phone: "Eric Xavier, guess I was blocked by a wave of reporters today , Did they ask me any questions? They asked me if I knew the size of your lower body!!!”

Gu Qing said slowly: "It's not fair, my friend, you asked a riddle before I answered it, and you automatically revealed the answer."

Leonardo: "...It's all your fault! They can't interview you, instead of interviewing Stark, they came to block me, it's all your fault!" He repeated, "Not only the reporters, There are also netizens, to be honest, brother, you should really check the comments on the Internet, I don’t know what’s going on, it seems that the whole people are paying attention to you all of a sudden. By the way, there’s also Stark’s.” He said The resentful tone became gloating, "But seriously, Eric, don't tell me, you're still a virgin now? It's okay, say it boldly, I won't laugh at you." He would just... Smile secretly.

"If you are envious, my friend, I can lead the public opinion to discuss your size." Gu Qing suggested empathetically, "And I'm sorry to disappoint you."

Leonardo: "...??! Wait, you mean you are no longer a virgin? When did it happen?" He felt a sense of loss for no reason, probably because his good friend succeeded in getting off his virginity , but he didn't know, if he knew, he would definitely celebrate him.

Gu Qing uttered a single syllable: "It's so strange."

Leonardo: "What's wrong?"

"Usually your reaction speed is not so fast, Leo, so it can be seen from this that you have something in your mind." Gu Qing said calmly, and the corners of Leonardo's mouth twitched, gnashing his teeth and said: "Be careful, I will anonymously reveal that you are a toothpick."

"Oh, it's normal now." Gu Qing added slowly, "If you're 'anonymous' breaking the news online, do you need me to teach you how to hide your IP address? Um, I see, what is your IP address? Do not know at all."

Leonardo cut off the call without saying a word. How much he couldn't think about flirting with this choking guy!

After finishing the call with Leonardo, Gu Qing raised his eyebrows and called his agent, Douglas Ford, who is also a mutant. The mutant ability is related to the mechanical aspect, and he said something about it on the Internet , let him control the direction of public opinion, and pay attention to his size, it is really insensitive.

"Eva has already begun to control it." Douglas Ford has a good relationship with the artificial intelligence in Gu Qing's family, especially with Mo, which has something to do with his mutant ability.

What I have to say is that no one in the family likes the scale of online discussion now, and Gu Qing’s attitude made Eva and David feel that their master/sir is unhappy. This inference was unanimously approved, and then Eva fixed the Data streams other than those placed in the lab are used to control public opinion.

As soon as Eva made a move, she knew whether there was any, as if all the relevant news and information disappeared overnight, and no matter how relevant the topic was, no abbreviation or ambiguity was allowed, or if it was a fluke, it would be deleted in seconds.

See the hell!

After battling wits and bravery with this evil network, someone still reacted: I heard that Stark created an artificial intelligence?

So this is the artificial intelligence showing its power, why?

Because Stark is short.

This reason is so reasonable that I am speechless.

Otherwise?

……

Well, in the end it was Tony Stark who took the blame.

This is the most important thing. The most important thing is that there are many people who believe in the reason of #很好很强#. When Happy came to Marbury to pick Tony up, he said to him: "Hey, Tony, online news about black people The speech about your height, no, I mean comparing you to Eric Xavier, no, the speech about him is gone. You asked Jarvis to do it, I gotta say This big move is good, once and for all, I understand."

Tony, the blame man, didn't understand. He put his hand on Happy's shoulder: "You know what, buddy? I don't understand what you're talking about, but I know you've unconsciously blacked out my height again. What's wrong with my height? "

"#有激不在防身# Well, I know, don't listen to those comments on the Internet, oh, you've already done it..." Happy felt the force of Tony's hand on his shoulder, and he quickly stopped his mouth, pretending to be bared The grin made Tony calm down, and finally asked cautiously, "Why don't we make the internal height higher?"

Tony: "..."

—— Nei Zengao is also a child, please let him go.