The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

The education system of the Sherlock Holmes family has no reference. First of all, it was not long after his birth that Mycroft revealed the fact that he has a high IQ. As a mathematician, his mother became his first teacher and invited him one after another. The tutors came to teach him. As for these tutors who came happily and ran away crying, that was all a thing of the past.

No.

The same thing happened to Sherlock once, but this time it was somehow better and worse.The much better aspect is that when Sherlock was about to be enlightened, Mycroft had grown enough to take care of his younger brother. He spared no effort to instill a lot of "common sense" in his younger brother. Idiot" and "stupid brother" and other contempt words, so that Sherlock often thought he was really an idiot when he was a child; the much worse aspect was that Sherlock, who felt that he was an idiot, passed this anger on to the governess From this, it is conceivable that the tutor's mentality collapsed faster under such a gap.

When Mommy was pregnant again, Mommy asked her brothers if they wanted a younger brother or a younger sister, and the 11-year-old Mycroft looked over and said: "You already know that you are pregnant with a boy, so is it meaningful to ask now? "

Four-year-old Sherlock said childishly: "I want a stupid brother."

"Stupid Sherlock!" Mycroft, who already had an idiot brother, complained fiercely about his younger brother, and Sherlock protested loudly: "I'm not an idiot!"

Mycroft sneered, as if this sentence was already the best proof of a fool.

Mommy glared at the restless eldest son, and Mycroft closed the original document in his hands lightly, and said to Sherlock with his messy curly hair in a tone of "I really can't help it", "Let's go!" Come on, let's put something in your little head to make you less of a fool."

The four-year-old little Sherlock followed his brother obediently. In fact, they still had some expectations for their upcoming brother.

Not long after, the apple pie was born. Hearing the name Mommy gave to the new Holmes family, Mycroft rolled his eyes fiercely: "Mummy hates us so much." McCoff glanced again. The younger brother, whose eyes were still in the incubator, lowered his head and said to Sherlock, who was blinking on tiptoe, "You better hope he's not as stupid as you."

Sherlock immediately turned his head away: "He was so stupid when he saw it."

As a result, Apple Pie has been hospitalized intermittently, and almost died a few times.Sherlock, who has been popularized about the meaning of 'death', cried out of breath holding McCoff: "Mike, I didn't mean to."

"You're such an idiot!" Mycroft said, still detailing the situation of the apple pie, which had nothing to do with what Sherlock said.

During that time, Mommy and Daddy's attention was on the troubled young son who was just born. Mycroft instinctively resisted the newborn brother. This happened when Apple Pie had an accident when he was one year old , Only then did the change occur. That incident really changed McCoff completely. He suddenly changed from the original looking down on the world to integrating into it and surpassing it.

It seems to be far away. The problem we talked about at the beginning was not this, and we continued to talk about the education system.When it was Apple Pie's turn, although he had two older brothers, Mycroft didn't take him like Sherlock did. He was going to public school.This was a plan made by Mycroft himself, and he was implementing it step by step. Even when Sherlock cried hoarsely when he left home for school, it didn't make him change his mind.Perhaps it was this year that the relationship between the eldest son and the second son of the Holmes family began to undergo a 180-degree change.

Because Mycroft left home, Mommy decided to send Sherlock to school. After experiencing a rampage in the classroom, a rampage in the teacher's office, and a rampage in the laboratory, Sherlock never went to school again.After knowing it, Mycroft sent back a teaching plan, and Sherlock started his study career taught by tutors and mommy again.

You ask Apple Pie, he's a little bean, and he still talks with a lovely lisp.Well, at this time, Mommy and Daddy have discovered that their apple pie is not a goldfish, cross it out, it is a child with high IQ like his two brothers.

Daddy, whose IQ was at the bottom of the family, expressed his appreciation, and complimented Mommy with a smile: "It's our smart Mrs. Holmes who has great genes."

Mommy is really out of breath.

By the time the apple pie gets bigger and starts to be enlightened, Sherlock has grown up to be an annoying child. Don't expect him to teach the youngest brother like Mycroft taught him.At least it was like this at the beginning. Later, he found out that having a small tail was not bad, so he reluctantly taught his younger brother. For a five-year-old younger brother, he can help a ninth-grade goldfish with homework. He doesn’t say anything. very proud.

Cough cough, actually speaking so much, I really didn’t come here to discuss the education mechanism of the Sherlock Holmes family, but to explain why Sherlock is still "wasting time" at home when he is ten years old, and Apple Pie is five years old, and there is no go to kindergarten!It's really not #少康不劳力，老大儿疑感# ah! 【dirt

If what happened to Apple Pie at the age of 13 enlightened Mycroft, then what happened to Sherlock at the age of ten also became an opportunity for him to change, but I don’t know whether this opportunity is good or bad ——

On the first Christmas when he went to college, McCoff rushed back to the old house on Christmas Eve.Mycroft never liked Christmas, those relatives, those children, those presents, well, in short, it's just common people's stuff. He's good at it now, but it doesn't mean he likes it.But when he returned to the old house and saw his two younger brothers waiting in the flower hall to welcome him, he felt that this was a rare gift for Christmas. Well, this benefit is quite heavy.

McCoff slowed down before hugging the younger brother who was pounced on him, and he could see through the younger brother's weight without using a scale: "Patrick, you are a full eight pounds fatter than when I saw you last time."

Sherlock, who was already impatient next to him, directly showed a disgusted expression, but it was rare that he didn't choke with McCoff.Now that the 'greet' was over, McCauf left directly.

Fortunately, there was apple pie. He smiled sweetly at his elder brother, his small white teeth were still so strong and healthy, and his small white teeth were in stark contrast to the sweet scent that could not be ignored from him.

Mycroft raised his eyebrows, and the arc of the raised eyebrows became even bigger after seeing the Christmas tree decorations in the living room decorated with various candy wrappers.He glanced at the candy wrappers, and then looked down at his little brother who was wearing a silly red Christmas sweater made by his mother, and his face was as red as an apple. "Halloween candy? Have you made money this year?" Halloween has passed for nearly two months month.

"It's for me and Xiali, Mike." Apple Pie said proudly.

Mycroft glanced at the pile of gift boxes piled up under the Christmas tree again. After distinguishing how many of them were for Sherlock and how many of them were for apple pie, he then thought of Sherlock's previous performance, "It seems that you It's been a very fulfilling second half of the year, and I thought I'd love to hear from you about some of the fun stuff that happened during that time. Why are you relieved?"

"I thought, Mike, you would want to share some of the candy." The little white teeth were exposed again, and McCoff wondered in his heart without brotherly love, how long it would take for the little brother's little white teeth to rot all Lose.Of course, he is still a good brother most of the time. After the younger brother was called by Mommy, he sat on the sofa closest to the fireplace, took a gift box for apple pie, and looked through the gift box to see what was inside. After the gift, he uttered a monosyllable. It seems that this little guy has found a new way to read books, oh, with Sherlock?

Thinking back to what Mommy said when she called, McCoff quickly understood what the two younger brothers had done in the past six months: formed a team to become a small detective, and used their IQ to search their relatives, friends and neighbors. Now it seems that, This newly developed business is still doing well.

It stands to reason that McCaw should be proud, but if the younger brothers' self-motivation results in the fact that there are [-]% more guests at the Christmas dinner than in previous years, and their enthusiasm is extremely high, McCaw My husband will never encourage such 'motivated' brothers.

Well, by the way, because he is the eldest son in the family and has a normal emotional intelligence—at least on the surface—There is no way for Mycroft to escape, and Mommy will not let him leave the guests halfway.

Also, Sherlock is missing at the beginning, everyone is used to it, no one will say anything; the smallest apple pie, oh, this somewhat balances Mycroft, who is being used as a mascot by Mommy in Relatives They showed among them, and got kisses and hugs by the way.

Mycroft looked coldly at the younger brother who was about to transform from a harmless little tender cat into a big cat that could eat people in the next moment, #打土去自己仙了# feels very good, I believe next year's Christmas at home It will be back to normal.

Sure enough, when Mycroft finally got away and came to the most secluded balcony of the house, he saw his two younger brothers.

Sherlock was judging loudly with his younger brother about those hypocritical adults below, and those children whose heads were covered with grass, expressing that he never wanted to deal with them again!

As for the facilitator in forming a small detective team, Apple Pie was wiping his face over and over again with a small handkerchief, nodding his head from time to time to echo what the second brother said, it was enough to be the big one—he got Books are enough for him for a long time—at least until he invents an artificial epidermis that can almost perfectly replicate the chemical composition of biological characteristics and the texture of human skin. A new way to read books.

"I'm so glad that you have reached a consensus." Mycroft, who had been tortured all night, said with a half-smile.

"It's unreasonable, how did you manage to walk quietly under your weight?" Sherlock, who didn't notice McCoff's presence, laughed as soon as he made a sound.

Apple Pie was also taken aback. He looked up at the top of McCoff's head, "Mike, you have horns on your head."

"The Devil Mycroft!" Sherlock pouted, and changed the race of the older brother and father of Mycroft.

Mycroft: "..." What the hell did he do? I knew that when Mommy was discussing with him whether he wanted his younger brother, she would have said 'no' directly.Well, such thoughts just flashed through Mycroft's mind, and soon disappeared.

...After the guests finally left, Mycroft sat on the sofa and moaned in pain, covering his forehead: "My God, it's Christmas tomorrow, and it feels like a week has passed since Christmas, and I'm dying of pain. "

"Shut up!" Mommy didn't bother to get angry with the eldest son anymore, and let McCoff take the younger brothers upstairs with a wave of her hand, "Don't forget to exchange gifts, this is a customary rule."

Well, the three brothers still prepared gifts for each other, and Mommy didn't know what they prepared for each other.

Among them, the apple pie is the most sincere, which is mainly reflected in the packaging he gave to his brothers, like a real gift.

Oh, and by the way, they've all quietly put presents for each other in each other's rooms, it would be stupid to exchange presents in person.

Apple Pie's room was full of presents, which was the reward of teaming up as a little detective. He decided to open it later, and found the presents from his brothers after looking around the room.Mycroft's is a three-inch (7.62 cm) "Growth Education Plan for the Next Three Years", which he personally formulated; Sherlock's is a frog specimen with organ bones, this frog is not an ordinary frog , the frog that Apple Pie independently dissected for the first time, was made a specimen by the second brother, which is very commemorative.

Meanwhile, the other two Holmes are unwrapping presents from each other.

Sherlock unwrapped the gift from his younger brother first, and observed it in all directions before opening the gift box. He almost knew what the gift from his younger brother was before opening it. A handmade retractable magnifying glass, only The palm was big enough to fit in his pocket, Sherlock grinned.When he saw the plan book that McCoff sent, his face drooped.

In fact, he really didn't have the confidence to accuse McCoff of being insincere in his Christmas gift. Look at what he gave McCoff, um, a pair of false teeth.

At only 17 years old, the future British government, in its prime, received a set of dentures from my baby brother! !

Even if Mycroft didn't have a toothache, he still felt a phantom toothache.

Well, he also has apple pie.McCoff opened the gift box given by his younger brother, and seeing the dazzling array of candies inside, his expression was subtle, but it was much better than the dentures Sherlock gave him.Of course, if [-]% of the candies were not filled with sugar wrappers, and the younger brother didn't attach a copy of all the candies, Mycroft would be so touched that he would rub his curly hair.

At this moment, there were regular knocking sounds on the wall.

Mycroft raised his eyebrows. His younger brother mastered the Morse code quite well, but he was sent to his room for such a unique Christmas gift. Could it be that he wanted to ask for praise?

Mycroft looked at the presents from his two younger brothers with a half-smile, with a subtle expression.Well, well, in the end, Mycroft, who loved his younger brother, went to the younger brother's room, and Sherlock was there too.However, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is, "Patrick, your pajamas are really... chic, it's a little cow."

Apple Pie: "...made by Mommy, since Halloween."

Mycroft wanted to open the little brother's closet to see what kind of more unique pajamas Mommy had prepared for him. He completely believed that the little brother was wearing this stupid and cute cow Wearing pajamas is the most "simple" one.Of course, Mycroft didn't miss the uneasiness that flashed across Sherlock's face. Presumably, Mummy also tried to get Sherlock's idea, but it's right that it didn't work out.

In this way, Mycroft, who received the unique gifts from his younger brothers, felt balanced.

Sherlock tugged at the horns on his brother's pajamas cap, and asked impatiently, "Why did you call Mycroft over?"

"Because I gave Mike candy, so——" Apple Pie pushed out a box, which contained not gifts, but a stack of cards, "Additional gifts, additional requirements." Apple Pie wanted to vote It's over, but apparently their "clients" really don't bother to move their rusty heads.That's right, take a few books that they don't even know how to read, maybe even the adults at home, or things that are not needed at home, in exchange for solving their "big troubles" or something, in their opinion It's much more cost-effective to come.Now that they all volunteered to send additional gifts, Mommy's apple pie must keep its promise and be sent west, can't it?Think of it as a Christmas sideshow for their brothers~

McCoff took off his suit jacket and hung it aside, sat on the carpet without disdain, took out a card from the box, looked at it, and slowly read the "additional requirements" described by the younger brother. Come out: "I want Teri to date me. Well, I thought you two were detectives, not The Wishing Fountain. Of course, you and the Wishing Fountain are different. You don't just collect coins, really. Interesting." Eventually it all became an aria.

"Mike!" - Apple Pie

"Mycroft!" - Sherlock

"Fine, let me take a look." Mycroft took the stack of cards in his hand, and it took him a minute to complete the interpretation. By the way, he divided the stack of cards into three parts, and faced the two younger brothers. Two said: "This is something that you can solve independently. As for the rest, I think you need my help. Of course, in the end, you all need to work together... to run errands." Regarding legwork, McCauf is very happy Encouraging his younger brothers to exercise actively, judging by the current situation, Sherlock doesn't need his supervision.On the contrary, the younger brother, he is not that keen on going out for a walk, but this can be cultivated the day after tomorrow.

Sherlock curled his lips, grasped this point and began to criticize Mycroft: "Mycroft, you are fat like a drunk elephant now, you are so lazy and love sweets, I have to remind Mommy Your bed must be reinforced!"

"Mike can sleep with me." The younger brother kindly suggested, as if Mycroft's bed would definitely be crushed.

Mycroft: "...thank you for asking about my bed, but I regret to tell you that, given the material and age of the wood it was made of, and the way the boards were made and assembled, even if I doubled my weight, It can last until I die, too."

When Mycroft said this, Sherlock began to think about the characteristics of the wood of the Mycroft bed, but the little apple pie didn't think so much, he was just curious: "Mike, you have carefully calculated it."

#一语摇摇梦中人#, Sherlock hugged his belly and laughed exaggeratedly, and was choked by Mycroft, stretched out his hand and grabbed the tail of the calf behind the pajamas of the younger brother, dragging him down on the carpet up.Not to mention, the appearance of apple pie fluttering on the carpet is even cuter.

When the mutual love is enough, Apple Pie and Sherlock will start to solve the "wish card" given to them by Mycroft side by side.

Sherlock took a rough look at it first, and muttered: "I really can't expect them to spell simple words correctly."

Apple Pie leaned over to look at it, and silently passed the "wish card" in his hand to Sherlock to see, there are little goldfish who can't write, but they can... draw.

Sherlock encouraged his younger brother to take Rye Koff by the way, or Rye Koff encouraged his younger brother by the way: "Mykoff, who has no artistic talent, understands it, and I can send you."

Oh, and Mycroft was still leaning against the edge of the bed reading an original book, and he didn't even lift his eyelids after hearing this. What's more interesting was that he didn't know when there was a box of candies on hand.It must be said that his younger brother has really gained a lot during this period. Oh, Mommy’s apple pie is very artistic, and the decorations made of candy paper on his Christmas tree are made of apple pie.

Unsurprisingly.

The eldest brother of the Holmes family seems to have been tricked by his younger brothers, but in fact everything is under the control of the elder brother. Just read the two plan books written by McCoff when he was at Oxford University.Therefore, it is not surprising that during the following rare Christmas vacation, McCoff directed his two younger brothers to run errands, while he sat in the study by himself... eating sweets.

Of course, this good habit will continue into the future, but at this time the younger brothers are still willing. Later, when one wants to ask him to run errands, he refuses to say anything, and clamors, "You should order me to try." It’s okay if it doesn’t work; the other one is not so conflicted when it comes to helping out with errands, but this one would rather “leave the fat water out of the field” than work full-time in the elder brother’s territory, let him provide some technical support, and it will cost a lot of money buy.

It sounds like a human tragedy, so the unevolved version of the British government, now cherish the time when you can remotely control your brothers to run errands.

……

Well, this is still the warm daily life of the Sherlock Holmes brothers... oh.