The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

It happened when Mycroft Holmes, the eldest son of the Holmes family, was 17 years old.

At that time, the British government was not the powerful British government in the future. He was going to study at Oxford University in the second half of the year, and his hairline was still strong, but there was one thing that remained unchanged from the past to the future, that is, regular meetings with dentists .

This time, Mycroft started to have a toothache again. It happened that Sherlock, who was obsessed with experiments recently and was perfunctory about such trivial things as brushing his teeth, ten-year-old Sherlock, lived up to expectations of tooth decay.As for the youngest Patrick, Mommy's little apple pie, he's only five years old and looks smaller than kids his age because of his frail birth and hasn't started to replace his teeth yet, but Mommy is taking the two older boys to the dentist When I went to the clinic, I still brought my youngest son with me.

——Don't think that Mommy didn't find out that the second son took the younger son to do the experiment, he is not as tall as the experiment table!

"Actually, I can take them there, Mommy." Mycroft suggested so thoughtfully, elder brothers are like fathers.

"Take them to the candy store, Mike?" Mommy saw through the elder son's mind at a glance, and directly exposed him.

"The name you gave me is Mycroft. You can use it until you die." Mycroft, who has been grumpy since his teeth protested, smirked at Mommy, and was called by Mommy. Glared hard. "Xiali, stand up for me!"

Nothing could escape Mummy's eyes, and Sherlock, who was about to sneak back to do his experiment, angrily kicked away the stones at his feet.

Mommy put her arms around her little son who had been obediently standing aside and kissed, "Honey, look at your two older brothers, it's really shameful. Don't wipe your face, Mommy just kissed you!" ——The well-behaved little boy My son's cleanliness has occurred again.

None of the three sons seemed to be really worry-free, but fortunately, they arrived at the dentist's office smoothly. Of course, it took Mommy a little time to get them all to go in obediently.

The business of the dental clinic is booming. In the corridor outside, there are many parents leading their children to see the dentist, and of course there are children running around.

When Mommy led her three sons in, she immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Mycroft, who is 17 years old, is tall and handsome, wearing a three-piece suit and looks vigorous; while Sherlock, who is [-] years old, is wearing a suit but no tie, baggy, but matched with his unruly face With a rebellious expression, he is definitely a tsundere little prince; the youngest Patrick, with baby fat on his face, a small suit and shorts, and a leather schoolbag on his back, couldn't be cuter.

Mommy has been so proud for a while, and after she repeatedly told McCoff to go to the dentist to say hello, the three sons showed their true colors.

Sherlock stared at the bench prepared for the waiting patients, and told his younger brother what kind of germs and diseases it would cause, as if trying to scare his younger brother to tears, so as to escape from this terrible situation. dentist clinic.

Patrick, AKA Gu Qing, of course didn't cry, it was other children who were crying. There are no children who are not afraid of seeing a doctor, especially a dentist, so they cried and cried. The nurse heard the cry and came to help comfort the child.

"Funny." Mycroft, who had already sat down, glanced at the nurse lightly, said a word in a bored tone, and easily attracted the attention of the older brother Sherlock who was still clamoring. I got rid of the "bad habit" of confronting my brother: "What?"

"See for yourself, Sherlock."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Gu Qing slowly climbed up to the bench and sat down. By the way, he put the leather backpack on his knees. The eldest brother who loves his younger brother raised his eyebrows and saw through the backpack: "The just published "The Conservation of Time" "?"

"Sherlock, I don't think it's a wise choice to offend the nurse." Gu Qing said in a childish voice—given that he is only five years old now, it's not surprising that he chooses a word like milky voice—he said again. Turning his head to look at the eldest brother who provoked Sherlock to act as a nurse, he showed him his perfect and white teeth, "Mycroft, I hate the smell of disinfectant."

Mycroft looked enviously at the younger brother's teeth. Obviously they both love sweets, but the younger brother's teeth that have never been replaced are intact, but his has become "ridden with holes". fair.

However, what Gu Qing reminded Sherlock seemed to have the opposite effect. Sherlock, who thought it was a good way to escape from the dentist's office, almost immediately expressed his interpretation: "Her boyfriend cheated on her behind her back." , she smells of two different perfumes."

Mycroft's gums were aching. He didn't know what it was because of his psychology. Instead of stopping, he added: "Oh, another kind belongs to her best friend, Sherlock."

The nurse blushed: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

McCoff pushed his cheeks, trying to divert his attention in this way: "Call and ask, your boyfriend will definitely tell you that he is at work, but in fact he just met you today My best friend went to check in, oh, the hotel is the one closest to your apartment."

The nurse called angrily, and then... never came back.

The runaway incident at the dentist's clinic has just begun——

Mycroft looked at the family of three diagonally opposite, and his eyes paused on the child for two seconds: "The pupil color is lighter than that of both parents, which means that the child is only born to one party. I guess the mother is having an affair."

Not to be outdone, Sherlock looked over, and said after five seconds, "It's her wedding ring, and it shows signs of being often taken off and put on."

McCoff nodded noncommittally, and then urged his ambitious elder brother, "Look carefully, Sherlock."

Although Sherlock was dissatisfied with Mycroft's tone, he still observed carefully, and quickly said: "Oh, I see, it's her jewelry, and her jewelry overall presents three different styles, so she At least two lovers."

Gu Qing, who had been silently watching his brothers interpret life's various states without saying a word, looked at his father who was about to explode, and said silently: "The principle of probability." A method of understanding based on the high probability of the development of things.

Mycroft looked at his younger brother full of encouragement: "Tell me."

Gu Qing said slowly: "The father in the family is much more likely to raise children for others than the mother."

Mycroft laughed, and his gums ached again, which made his cheeks twitch, but it didn't prevent him from commenting on his younger brother's statement: "My dear little brother, it is a bit reluctant to use the principle of probability here , but this is also a kind of self-comfort for the father."

Then, the family that was mentioned just now... left angrily. As for the remaining parents in the dentist's office, if their father was present, only they would know what was going on in their hearts.

It soon evened out, though.

McCoff squinted his eyes, and commented on the man sitting across from them in the family of three who looked over from time to time: "GAY, because of inheritance issues, I have to marry a wife and have children."

The other party asked back almost without asking himself: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

The displeasure in Mycroft's eyes flashed, he didn't like the way this gentleman looked at their brother, so he said unceremoniously: "Ask your sentimental boyfriend to know if I'm talking nonsense , sir, it seems that your wife remembered who it was."

Very good, this is sending away another family.

And then, there is no need for their three brothers - the one with the highest combat effectiveness is McCoff. After all, his two younger brothers are still young, and social experience still needs to be accumulated slowly. Besides, there is also the issue of sexual orientation, one is five years old and the other is ten years old. , I haven’t reached the age to be exposed to such things——If you show your power again, other families are afraid that some shady secret will be revealed again, which will cause family disharmony. It's the same.

Hurling around, only the three brothers were left in the corridor.

When Mommy and the dentist finished talking and came out together, the dentist was stunned at the empty corridor and the missing nurse.Mommy froze for a moment, and then looked at the three brothers sitting in a row. The three brothers were loving each other. The youngest brother sat in the middle, and the brothers on both sides also came to read the books in his hands. How harmonious, but Mommy I'm really angry.

But of course Mommy wouldn't say it, she just said: "Since everyone else has left beforehand, then we don't have to wait, Mike, you come first!"

Mycroft: "..." It seems like #打拍石打自己的脚#.

Sherlock, with his messy curly hair, suddenly laughed gloatingly, even though he knew it would be his turn next, what did it have to do with him laughing at McCoff who was on top of his head, anyway, look at McCaw If the husband is not happy, he will be happy, that's right, bear children are so willful.

Mycrof set his eyes on the youngest brother, who blinked his watery blue eyes at him, and showed a very soft and cute smile. Thinking of the fire that the little brother had intentionally or unintentionally just now, McCoff instantly I feel that the whole back molar is starting to hurt.He just went to school, and the cute younger brother at home started to mutate, and Mommy must have been deceived by him.You ask where this came from, Sherlock was not allowed to enter the laboratory by Mommy when she was five years old, but now Mommy’s apple pie is experimenting with Sherlock, Mommy turns a blind eye Eye.

Oh, at the beginning Sherlock followed him into the laboratory. Could it be that the 12-year-old me was not as reliable as the [-]-year-old Sherlock in the eyes of Mommy?

—Oh, this is really a sad story.

Afterwards, because Mommy was in charge in person, there were no more accidents.As for the spared Mr. Dentist, after all, he has a "weapon" dental machine in his hand. Even Sherlock, who has always been a bear, is honest.

Gu Qing, who was the only one who survived the disaster, was so cute and cute. When his brothers came out from the inside, they also gave him a soft and cute smile. His white teeth were really beautiful.

Mycroft covered his cheeks, unwilling to speak.

Sherlock, on the other hand, has a particularly good relationship with his younger brother now—after all, when Mycroft went to public school, he and Gu Qing were the only two left in the family. Sherlock still looks like an older brother, probably.Otherwise, he wouldn’t allow his younger brother to enter his laboratory, of course he was helping him—he leaned over to educate the younger brother and by the way, Rye McCoff: “Don’t eat so many sweets like McCoff in the future, look at him fat Now even suits have to be custom-made.”

Mommy stared: "Why don't you say you don't brush your teeth well! Mike will cancel the sweets for the next week, Xiali, I will let Daddy watch you brush your teeth, and you, Apple Pie, return the book to the neighbor."

"Mommy!" x3

Mommy has experienced many battles, but she will not be moved just because her three sons are acting like a baby. Well, after seeing the cute begging eyes of her youngest son, she still added a sentence: "Because Pi's teeth are very healthy, So you are allowed to read this book before returning it."

Mommy still knows her sons very well, didn't you see that they put preconditions in front, and there is no chance for Sherlock to shout "it's not fair".McCoff took a longer view: "Mommy, I think you'd be happy to talk to your neighbors about the integrity of your kids. This book in Patrick's hand is his," McCoff meant to say, "That one. "Goldfish", but under the sight of Mommy, he changed his words, "The child who is in ninth grade gave it behind his parents' back."

Mommy was about to ask Gu Qing what was going on, but Sherlock, who was unwilling to lag behind McCaughey, yelled, "Let five-year-old Patrick help him with his homework, what is his little head thinking?" Oh, I see, it's the hormones, he's thinking about the opposite sex all day long, boring."

As a matter of course, Mommy decided to talk to her neighbors. It seems that there will be one less channel to read books in the future. Gu Qing looked at Lianhe—even if it is a passive union, it is also a union—and suppressed his brothers. With a bulging face, he took out a lollipop from his small suit pocket and stuffed it into his mouth.

Mycroft covered his forehead and moaned: "There are candies in the dentist's office, what an irresponsible dentist, it seems that we need to change to another dental office."

——Even if they don't change, when everyone in the clinic knows what they have done, they will probably list the three brothers as rejected clients. This is really... nice to hear.

While waiting for dinner, Sherlock, who was unhappy because he would have to spend at least 5 more minutes every day on such boring things as brushing his teeth, saw Mycroft's eyes wandering at a very fixed frequency, drifting to Mommy Sponge cake made especially for the youngest son - topped with homemade maple syrup, which looked extraordinarily tempting - was immediately lifted.

Well, instead of cheering up to eat, I cheered up and said, "Mycroft, how did you deduce that the man who got married and had children is gay?"

Mommy raised her head immediately, stared at McCoff and asked, "During the dentist's office?"

Mycroft glanced at Sherlock at #自货八百值刀杀敌八百一#, and sighed in his heart. He just went to school, and Sherlock became more and more awkward. Maybe he Time to have a good talk with him.By the way, I hope that the youngest brother will not learn from Sherlock in this regard.

Holmes, the youngest, ate his dessert slowly. Anyway, the flames of war did not reach him, but even if the flames of war did come, he still had his mommy.

Daddy watched happily from the side, and didn't forget to stuff Sherlock's dinner plate with food.

After eating this lively dinner, watch TV with Mommy and Daddy for a while, during which Sherlock expressed a lot of disapproval opinions on the TV channels, whether it was science fiction dramas or family ethics dramas.Half an hour later, Gu Qing, who was only five years old physically, was sent to the bedroom by his mother, and Sherlock was also escorted to bed, and he was brushed his teeth for a full 3 minutes by his father.

As for Mycroft, he was already a big boy, and after dinner he would sneak off to the study under the pretense that he had some homework to do, God knows what he was doing.Well, in the Sherlock Holmes family, probably only Daddy would believe his bad excuse.

Gu Qing, who is rare to be a child and has a normal (?) family, accepted it after being awkward, and yawned a little after his mother kissed him goodnight.Well, it's just that it's not very good. A child's body is always tired easily, but he still didn't fall asleep.After 10 minutes, the window of his bedroom was arched open from the outside, and Sherlock crawled in with a curly hair.

Wearing pajamas, Sherlock crawled into his younger brother's warm bed with the dampness after taking a bath, shivered comfortably, but curled his lips in distaste: "Pie, you shouldn't drink milk anymore, You are five years old, and you still smell like milk."

"Xiali, can you finish what you want to say before I fall asleep?" He lasted for 10 minutes and almost reached the limit, and then he yawned again and rubbed his hands on the soft pillow Rubbing head.

"A child is a child!" Sherlock said in disgust before he began to talk about his real intention, "Do you want to take the train to London? You haven't been to London yet, have you?"

Little Gu Qing said without thinking, "I don't want to."

"Where's your curiosity, Patrick!" Sherlock was dissatisfied that his younger brother blocked him, so he 'accused', but he still remembered that he sneaked into his younger brother's bedroom and didn't yell loudly.He stared at his younger brother, trying to make him change his mind, Gu Qing flattened his mouth: "Then tell me first, what are you going to do in London?"

Sherlock hesitated for a moment, but decided to tell his brother the truth: "I read in the newspaper that a kid who went from Britton to London to participate in the sports meeting, he was obviously a good swimmer, but he got cramp in the water, and when they rescued him, It's too late! Yes, Patrick, he's dead, people die eventually, and don't believe the stupid stuff that people go to heaven when they die. All I have to say is, I think there's something wrong with this, I've got to go Take a look at the scene, you go with me, and when Mommy finds out, you can hug Mommy and act like a baby, so that Mommy won't punish us."

Gu Qing rubbed the soft pillow again, and said vaguely: "You have to let me think about it, Xiali."

"What else are you thinking about! I promise you, I will let you do the experiment independently when I come back, right?" Sherlock rubbed the curly hair of his brother who was about to fall asleep, and said bitterly, as if He forgot the fact that his younger brother was only five years old and he was only ten years old.

"Okay." Gu Qing was so sleepy that he forgot, so he agreed to Sherlock.But he hasn't forgotten one thing, "Didn't you run out of pocket money?"

Experiments require investment, but Mommy obviously doesn't encourage them, so they can only rely on themselves, and Sherlock's pocket money is used to buy experimental equipment and parts.Hearing his brother's question, Sherlock answered it as a matter of course: "So we need to use your pocket money. I know where you put your pocket money. Now you can go to sleep. Remember to follow my instructions tomorrow."

Outside the bedroom, Mycroft, who was about to say goodnight to his brother, raised his eyebrows when he heard the movement in the room, put his hand in his trouser pocket without making a sound, and when he could no longer hear the slight movement in the room, he Only then quietly left.I went downstairs to stay for a while, went to the kitchen to pour a glass of water and drank half a glass, and then went upstairs again.

On the second day, after the two younger brothers left the house in a good disguise, he casually found an excuse to talk to Mommy, and then followed the two worrying younger brothers.Of course, Mycroft's tracking skills were good, and his younger brothers didn't find out, and after his younger brothers successfully got on the train with a trick, he even showed a relieved smile.

So all the way to London, found the scene of the crime, Sherlock really found the problem, the swimmer Carl Power who drowned in the swimming pool, other clothes were in the locker in the locker room, but his shoes were missing.

"I knew it!"

But the Scotland Yard police didn't think about the possibility of homicide at all. After all, even such accidents are not uncommon. Besides, who would think of killing a child? Everyone thought it was an accident.So when ten-year-old Sherlock went to find them, how could they believe a child's nonsense, not only that, but also regarded Sherlock as a child who deliberately made trouble, and drove him out of the cordon.

Sherlock bit his lips tightly, his face was pale. Gu Qing, who was about to check the list of swimmers who came to participate in the sports meeting at that time, ran over and held Sherlock's hand. "Charlie?"

"Pai, they don't believe me, there is obviously something wrong."

"That's because they're all goldfish."

"Yes, they are all idiots!"

Mycroft, who had expected this kind of situation long ago, did not show up. He felt that this was an indispensable training for Sherlock in his growth. As for Patrick, he was still young and could take his time.Mycroft was still thinking about going back, and wanted to write a plan. The two curly-haired brothers over there held hands and were about to leave. Sherlock was very frustrated. Gu Qing was keenly aware of a line of sight, and suddenly turned his head to look over. But he didn't see anything, he wrote it down in his heart.

After they left, a boy with big eyes stepped out from the corner. He looked at the direction Holmes left and smiled like a fox.

Well, this is the warm daily life of the Sherlock Holmes brothers... right?