The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Elves and dwarves, the grievances and resentments between these two races can’t be finished for three days and three nights, and the enmity between the elf kingdom in the dark jungle and the dwarf kingdom in the lonely mountain is even deeper. If you want to talk about it, then It can last six days and six nights.

Prince Green Leaf's sentence "Are you related to this group of goblins?" He said it in the common language, and when he said it, he raised his eyebrows and gave the dwarves a condescending glance.

Gu Qing turned his head and looked over: "Well, this time you didn't yell, "What is he talking about, is he insulting us?" It seems that you have already realized your self-knowledge, which is an improvement."

Dwarves: "..." They don't have the strength to shout, okay?

Legolas asked his guards to search the dwarves, and pulled Gu Qing aside: "You haven't answered my question yet?"

Gu Qing said with a smile: "If I said that I came to visit the sickly growing Mirkwood, would you believe it?"

Legolas' eyes lit up, "If you tell me you have a solution, I'll believe it."

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows, "Dear little green leaf, you really have grown up, I am very pleased about this." This sentence got Prince Luye's glaring, this guy is really good at #依老卖老#, and heard "Old guy," said, "and I'm a little flattered that I'm so tall in your mind."

Legolas: "...do you really have one?"

"Well—yes." Gu Qing looked around them. Even in the daytime, the forest looked dark and gloomy, and the air was heavy and stagnant. Along the way, he saw evil creatures that were multiplying rapidly, and the most unscrupulous of them was the giant Spiders, for they are descendants of Shelob, daughter of the great spider Ungolian, who was instrumental in stealing the Silmaril from Melkor. "It's not yet time for a complete solution, Legolas. However, I think I may have a way to delay the continued erosion of Mirkwood."

Legolas immediately beamed with joy, "Then welcome to the Woodland Kingdom."

"When you say that, can I understand that if I have no way, you won't welcome me. This really chills my friend, Legolas." Gu Qing made a sad expression while talking , compared to Legolas, who is still a little immature, Gu Qing has been tempered to the peak of the spirit, and a slight frown can make others worry about him.

Sensing the probing gazes from his guards, Prince Green Leaf rolled his eyes ungracefully, and was caught by Gu Qing.

Legolas: "..."

"What are they talking about?"

"What are they trying to do to us?"

"What's so great about being able to speak Elvish, I also speak Dwarven."

——The dwarves said these few words in dwarf language, and it can be regarded as #苦中作乐# at this time.

Gu Qing sighed and shook his head: "Why do you always do things to lower your IQ when I think your IQ is already low enough?" After a pause, when he opened his mouth again, the language switched to dwarf language, "I'm so sorry I described you as gophers before, how innocent gophers are."

Dwarves: "...!!"

The dwarves were surprised, as were the elves, and Legolas' eyes widened. Gu Qing didn't take their shocking eyes seriously, "Look, this is the benefit of learning another language, otherwise you won't even know whether people are scolding you or not. Praise you, you don't even know."

Immediately, someone among the dwarves yelled, "You really were insulting us just now!"

……

Legolas cleared his throat: "Take them away!" He turned around and said to Gu Qing with a smile, "Estel, I agree with you." He must have been drunk when he created them.

The thirteen dwarves were escorted to the Woodland Kingdom, with Legolas and Gu Qing walking last.Prince Green Leaf is very excited about the arrival of his old friend Gu Qing. Although they said that they have not seen each other for almost 100 years, 100 years is a cycle for humans, and it is also nearly half of dwarves. Life, but to the immortal elves, 100 years is really nothing. "You know these dwarves?"

"They stayed in Rivendell briefly, and I, Ada, hosted Mithranda and them."

"Mithranda? Are you talking about the gray robe wizard? How could he get involved with the dwarves?" Legolas asked excitedly. Before Gu Qing could answer, he asked again, "Ada knows Did you come to the Mirkwood? You didn’t just come to visit the current Mirkwood, did you? And you came here alone?”

"you are right."

Legolas: "?"

"It's true that I didn't just come to visit the Mirk Forest. I came to see the most beautiful place in Middle-earth." Gu Qing deliberately lowered his voice in the second half of the sentence, and he took out the magic mirror as he spoke.The magic mirror is dispirited. Ever since it entered the Mirkwood, its spirit has been sluggish. After all, compared with the Lorien Forest, which is known as the Golden Forest, the Mirkwood, which has been invaded by darkness and attracted evil creatures, makes Mirror feel particularly depressed. .

The evil creature almost scared the magic mirror, but it's better now, for obvious reasons, and the beautiful green leaf prince is a shot in the arm.From the point of view of the magic mirror, Legolas has a hundred...ten times better personality than the Great Demon King, so when Legolas looked over curiously, the magic mirror showed a bunch of flowers on the mirror, and said shyly a white.

Legolas laughed, and asked puzzledly: "The most beautiful in Middle-earth? I think it should be Lady Galadriel. She is the most powerful elf in Middle-earth."

"Just ask it and you will know. Do you want to come and chant the spell?" Gu Qing bewitched the little green leaf, and the little green leaf was hooked, and asked the magic mirror: "The magic mirror, the magic mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful in China?"

——Obviously, "who is the most beautiful person in the world" cannot be used here. After all, there are elves, humans, dwarves, hobbits, orcs and other races coexisting in Middle-earth, and even humans have different branches.

Legolas stared at the mirror, the mirror dotted with starlight shook, and then a picture appeared.On the high throne sat an elf wearing a silver robe. The silver fabric was printed with leaf-like and bark-like patterns. Outside the robe was a golden-red robe that was scattered around. At the feet, surrounded by elves on the throne.He has radiant blond hair, wears a crown on his head, and his blue eyes are like deep pools of water.

This is still a dynamic picture, the elf on the throne slowly turned his head, it can be said that he looked back and smiled and captivated all beings.

Legolas: "!!!"

When the silver robe was reflected in the magic mirror, Legolas felt inexplicably familiar, but in his heart, all those participating in the "beauty pageant" should be female elves or female humans. As for female dwarves, haha, are you sure that is not Are you kidding me?Never thought it would be male.When the magic mirror pulled the camera up to the male elf's face, if Legolas wasn't sure who it was, his life would be in vain—it was Ada! ! !

Gu Qing murmured as if he didn't stimulate Legolas enough, "Fortunately, I didn't tell Ada that I want to marry the most beautiful elf in Middle-earth."

Legolas: "...!!!"

Legolas immediately thought of Gu Qing's crow's mouth, and he said to Gu Qing in a trance, "Hurry up and get rid of what you just said, what if it comes true?"

Gu Qing: "...Didn't you hear the negative words I added before?"

Legolas: "..."

This incident really irritated Legolas a lot, causing him to be in a trance for the rest of the way, so that he didn't realize that Gu Qing turned around and stared at a certain point for two seconds before finally Turn around as if you didn't see anything.

Bilbo Baggins breathed a sigh of relief; he almost thought he had been seen through.After a certain distance from the elves, the hobbit quietly took off the ring. Miraculously, his figure suddenly appeared, as if he had been invisible just now.

Baggins caressed the gold ring he picked up from a weird monster called Gollum in the Goblin's lair in Gollum, and he accidentally put it on and found himself invisible .That is, relying on this ring, he saved the dwarves from the claws of the giant spider, and has not been discovered by the elves.

Baggins didn't have time to think about it, he had to catch up as soon as possible.

……

"Esther, son of Elrond."

"Your Majesty Thranduil." Gu Qing saluted Thranduil, king of the Woodland Kingdom, and Ada of Legolas.

Thranduil's sharp eyes fell on Gu Qing, he omitted unnecessary greetings, and asked directly: "Please tell me something about completely solving the current situation of Mirkwood."

Clearly, Thranduil had absolute control over the Mirkwood, and he had already listened to the guards' reports on the conversations in the forest, and he hit the nail on the head with the most important point.

Gu Qing pondered: "It seems that I said something very important."

Thranduil's menacing gaze never looked back: "In my opinion, you are indeed reckless, foolish and arrogant when you say such things, but Estelle, I am looking forward to seeing you." What was said will come true, for my kingdom, for my people."

"I look forward to the same, Your Majesty."

His reticent attitude caused Thranduil to snort coldly: "It seems that Lord Elrond has taught you how to advance and retreat with certainty."

"I think I, Ada, will feel very honored to receive a compliment from His Majesty Thranduil, not to mention me, I am really flattered." Gu Qing smiled harmlessly, and the words he said were very polite. But those who heard it would not think so, Thranduil took a deep breath: "I haven't seen you in 100 years, you are still so shameless, you have to know that this is my kingdom, as long as I give an order, I can put the You're locked up in my dungeon—"

"Then you can see me use magic to open your dungeon, and then walk out leisurely?" Gu Qing put away his original rusty and polite posture, and resumed his intimate and comfortable style in front of Legolas, " Even if it's not because of my Ada's face, or because I have brought a good recipe to alleviate the speed of the invasion of the Mirkwood, I think I should get the treatment I deserve, instead of being judged by your majesty as soon as I come up. I scolded a bloody dog."

Why did his friends become so arrogant after seeing each other for so many years? There was the Giant Eagle King before, and the Elven King later.However, Gu Qing was suddenly "blessed to the heart", "Are you angry because you became the most beautiful thing in Middle-earth?"

Thranduil: "...what?"

Gu Qing pretended to be surprised: "So you don't know, too bad, I slipped the tongue."

Thranduil: "..."

Before Gu Qing was imprisoned in the dungeon by the elven king who was so angry and had no friends, Gu Qing acted as if nothing had happened, and suddenly said, "Legolas likes his captain of the guard?"

Thranduil was silent, he was obviously not very happy to talk about this matter, also, if the environment is changed, this can be deduced into a rich family ethics drama: Legolas and his guard captain Tauriel are #王子与熊女娘#, and Thranduil played the role of "sticking mandarin ducks", domineering and cold, and this ethical drama is now performed to the point where the prince has a crush on Cinderella, but the father gave The check made Cinderella stay away from his son. Cinderella's self-esteem was damaged, so she resolutely tore up the check, straightened her spine and left...

"What the hell are you thinking about?"

Gu Qing quickly put away the vulgar plot in his mind, looked at Thranduil tentatively and said, "I was wondering if you warned her to stay away from Legolas? Well, I understand, you was going to do that.”

Thranduil was exposed and said forcefully: "I will not accept the combination of Legolas and a lower-level elf. If there is no hope, don't have hope. Am I wrong?"

Gu Qing was noncommittal about this: "I'm not surprised that you would say that, and I'm not surprised that the relationship between you and Legolas has begun to become stagnant." Duplicity is really a big deal, if Thranduil is as capable as Ada Nagging words of caring for a whole day, then the relationship between their father and son will not become as rigid as it is now.Thranduil loves Legolas, he just doesn't know how to express it, a figure flashed in his mind, Gu Qing sighed slightly: "Thranduil, one day Legolas will understand, You are a king who loves his kingdom and people deeply, but also a father who loves his son deeply."

Thranduil was at a loss for a moment because of Gu Qing's words, he turned around and poured wine to cover it up, and when he turned around again, he resumed his usual aloof attitude.

But he only poured a glass of wine, Gu Qing said generously: "Well, what I said just now was a blessing to you, so don't thank me too much."

Thranduil: "...is it like you blessed Sauron?"

Well, now the topic goes back to the original topic.The Mirkwood was not called the Mirkwood in the past, it was also called the Great Greenwood, but more than 1000 years ago, Sauron, who was involved in the resurgence, settled in the Great Greenwood and built a new Dol Guldur Fortress, and the shadows enveloped the Great Greenwood. That's why it was renamed Mirkwood.If you want to solve it completely, you can only be defeated once again, completely defeated by Sauron.

However, it is not impossible to take Gu Qing's words as a blessing to Sauron, the Dark Lord.

"Obviously my blessing alone is not enough, Thranduil, the dwarves must take back the Lonely Mountain." The Lonely Mountain is the fortress for the revival of the Angmar Kingdom in the north, and it is a very strategic location. Treasure, endless treasure.

Thranduil laughed, making the world pale, but what he said was very interesting: "Perhaps you don't know, Estelle, I am very willing to let the dwarves go, and I also promised to escort them, as long as But Thorin Oakenshield has the guts to reject my offer. Then there is nothing I can do but let them rot in my dungeon."

"There is someone who can refuse your wishes, then he really has backbone, which is commendable." After Gu Qing finished speaking, he got a sharp look from Thranduil. Gu Qing turned a blind eye and turned his eyebrows: " There is no free lunch, what do you want from the dwarves? Let me think about it, so that Thorin will bend his knees automatically when he sees you in the future? Not this, the treasure of Irubbery, you want A piece of the action? Well, it's very close. I see, you want your Starlight White Gem back."

The Starlight White Gemstone is the cinnabar mole in Thranduil's heart. The story about the Starlight White Gemstone can also be told for three days and three nights. Anyway, they both have their own reasons: the dwarves excused that the elves did not pay them processing fees, so they The starlight white gem was deducted; the elves thought that the dwarves were lying, and they were greedy, so they deducted the starlight white gemstone.But Gu Qing is obviously helping relatives now, he is happy to help Thranduil get back the Starlight White Gem.

Thranduil was still very satisfied with the attitude of Gu Qing and his relatives. He took a sip of the wine, paused, and raised his chin to Gu Qing, indicating that the wine glass is there. If he wants to drink, he can drink it himself. to pour.

Gu Qing struck while the iron was hot, and coaxed His Majesty Thranduil to be happy. He imprisoned the dwarves for a few days to vent their anger before letting them go.

When he had finished speaking, Gu Qing proposed to play with Legolas, and added slowly: "I won't delay you to warn the captain of Legolas' guard."

Thranduil: "...Leave!"

Gu Qing came out of Thranduil's bedroom, and saw Legolas waiting not far away as no surprise.As soon as Legolas saw Gu Qing coming out, he greeted him, hesitant to speak.

Seeing this, Gu Qing smiled and said to him: "Don't worry, your Ada already knows that he is the most beautiful thing in China."

Legolas: "..."

The Green Leaf Prince tried his best to digest the matter, and said hesitantly, "Then how will I, Ada, react?"

Gu Qing showed a secretive expression, "He almost put me in a dungeon."

Legolas' eyes widened: "Then how did you dispel my idea of ​​Ada?"

Gu Qing replied slowly: "I told him, you also know."

Legolas: "..."

Gu Qing smiled and patted Legolas on the shoulder: "Okay, my friend, the crisis has been resolved."

Legolas said angrily: "To be honest, I want to lock you in. I, Ada, must be very angry."

"I can assure you that I have known Thranduil longer than you. He really doesn't care about it anymore. Besides, I think it's a compliment." Thranduil is indeed excellent and powerful, Rui Elrond and Galadriel contributed a lot to Wendel and Lorien Forest's ability not to be eroded by the darkness, but also to maintain a relatively clear and peaceful environment. The Elf Ring in their hands also contributed a lot.Turning to look at Thranduil again, he didn't have an elf ring, and it was even more difficult to resist the erosion of darkness.Alas, it's even more difficult to be both a father and a mother when you have to worry about your own baby at the same time.

Prince Luye, who broke His Majesty's heart, glanced at Gu Qing from the corner of his eyes: "I hope so."

In the dungeon of the elves, Balin asked Thorin how he had talked with Thranduil before, and Thorin dismissed Thranduil very much. Naturally, the negotiation collapsed, and Balin was desperate: "That is the only one we have. hope."

Thorin didn't think so, and they had Bilbo Baggins, the hobbit born to be a snitch.So where is the hobbit whom Thorin placed high hopes on?

Baggins followed all the way into Thranduil's palace, and he didn't have time to appreciate the magnificence and ingenuity of the palace.And because the palace is very big, and there are a lot of twists and turns, it is his first time to come, and because he didn't keep up, he doesn't know where the elves locked the dwarves. Flying around like flies, trying to find the dwarves as soon as possible.

At a corner, he saw a flash of golden color, and knew that it belonged to the blond elf he had seen in Rivendell, but he didn't understand why he appeared in Mirkwood and had a relationship with the elves here Very intimate?

However, it didn't seem to have anything to do with him, he turned around to leave, and then... saw his own face, no, strictly speaking, it was his whole body, but only the parts above his neck, everything else was invisible, It's like being invisible.

Baggins: "!!!"

Baggins looked down at himself subconsciously, he could see his body, but he knew he was invisible, otherwise he wouldn't dare to wander around in the elf's palace!

When Baggins looked up again, he could still see his head, hanging in the air.No no no, the dangling head is in a dangling mirror.

Bilbo Baggins, the brave hobbit, the hobbit who gained courage along the way, the hobbit who dared to fight the giant spider, was very brave... fainted.

"The culprit." The magic mirror said contemptuously with a big face: "It's too timid."