The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Bilbo Baggins was originally a carefree hobbit living in the picturesque and spring-like Shire, but one morning he met a bearded wizard who His whole life was completely changed.

The wizard attracted the dwarves, and the dwarves ate up his food.The dwarf told a story, and as soon as he woke up he decided to go on an adventure with it.

In fact, he refused at first, but the adventurous factor in his bones, which was different from other hobbits, prompted him to follow.

In fact, he had many opportunities to refuse along the way. First, when he forgot to take his handkerchief, and the dwarf just tore a piece of cloth and threw it to him to make a handkerchief, he could refuse; He could still refuse when they were roasted and eaten; and then when they finally escaped from the mouth of the troll, and then met the ferocious and ugly half-orcs that did not fit the hobbit's aesthetics, he felt that he could still refuse. of.

However, it was useless, he signed the employment letter, the hobbit did what he said, but after several escapes, his heart was broken, he wanted to strangle those dwarves The neck of Gandalf, the wizard at Bag End who brought him in - it's hard to spot, given he's only half Gandalf's height - snarled at him, you didn't say it would be that dangerous, my heart hurts Will you compensate me?

Well, hobbits who like peace and tranquility can't do such a rude thing, especially when Gandalf is leading them to Rivendell, Baggins feels that he has visited Rivendell first-the residence of the elves Land, the last sanctuary of the elves east of the sea—afterwards, it is not too late to have a good talk with Gandalf about life.

Rivendell is hidden in many dangerous valleys, forests, swamps and streams, and she is invisible. Even from a distance, one can already feel her majesty and magnificence.After that they walked towards Rivendell through a moss-covered white gravel path. Baggins smelled the air full of the fragrance of trees, and couldn't help but smile. Miss the fresh air and good food in the Shire so much.

After crossing a very narrow bridge with no guard rails, they finally came to Rivendell.

The dwarves headed by Thorin are very restless. Baggins is still quite confused. The dwarves and the elves seem to be not very friendly. What happened between them?

Just when Baggins was wandering in the sky, there was a clear voice coming from a high place. It was not a common language, but it sounded like the crisp tinkling sound of a clear stream hitting the pebbles, which made Baggins I thought of the bright summer flowers that bloomed in Shire in summer.

Baggins couldn't help looking up, and opened his mouth unconsciously, as if he saw the rising sun, which was dazzling but not scorching.Baggins took a closer look and found that it was not a rising sun, but an elf, an elf shining brightly under the sun.

He has a beauty that transcends gender and race, and people can't help but come forward to worship and listen to him. Baggins sighed in his heart, he really is a unique elf.

It's a pity that not everyone has the heart to appreciate the beauty, the dwarves shouted, "What is he talking about? Is he insulting us?"

Gandalf, who understands Elvish language: "..." He didn't want to answer this question, but he didn't say it. Naturally, the elves said, and he converted the Elvish language into the common language very understandingly, "I'm asking Mithranda, what is he going to do with thirteen gophers and a hamster?"

Thirteen gophers/dwarves: "..."

A hamster/hobbit: "..."

#死道友不死穷道# Gandalf smiled at the elves who started laughing at the crowd as soon as he came up, "Oh, dear Estelle, long time no see." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand towards Estelle, wanting to be with her. He hugs.

"I refuse." Estelle, the elf with the common name of AKA Gu Qing, refused, but still reached out and hugged Gandalf. "To be precise, it has been 91 years since we last met." He Letting go of Gandalf, the blue eyes looked at the dwarves who were even more irritable because of his words, and the hobbit among the dwarves by the way, "Now you have finally gathered your animal army and are going to march towards the Lonely Mountain , went to deal with that fire-breathing dragon? Well, I have to say, this may achieve the effect you want."

After Gandalf was stunned for a moment, he visibly cheered up: "Really?"

Gu Qing said ambiguously: "Maybe."

However, the dwarves in the "Animal Legion" were not happy. The elves and the dwarves didn't like each other at first, but now they were sent to their door to be insulted. How could the dwarves who had a bad temper not blow up.But Balin, the oldest of the dwarves and a wise man rarely seen in this group of dwarves, with a big white beard, took a look at Gandalf who was behaving strangely. Thorin, the leader of this group of dwarves, is also the royal family of the dwarves, and now they are in the territory of the elves.

Gandalf also winked at Gu Qing, telling him to spray less venom, but the effect was not very good, because at this time there was a sound of horseshoes, and the already irritable dwarves became nervous. They formed a circle, waving their dwarves Axes, sticks.

A troop of cavalry came from the bridge, and they rode up and circled the dwarves in a demonstration.

Gu Qing said slowly: "As you can see, this is a big blow, in various senses."

dwarf:"……"

Hobbit:"……"

Elven cavalry: "..."

Gandalf: "..."

Elrond at last, lord of Rivendell: "... Estelle!"

Gu Qing shrugged: "Okay, then welcome to Rivendell."

Gandalf ignored him and went to Elrond. Elrond dismounted from his horse and said to Gandalf: "We have hunted a group of Orcs from the South, and we have killed some near the Secret Pass. The Orcs are far from our borders. It was strange that they were so close, that something or someone had drawn them."

Gandalf generously admitted: "Maybe it's because of us." Gandalf also felt a little strange about this, the orcs appeared too fast, and they looked like they were going to kill their team before.

Elrond was noncommittal about this, and turned to Thorin: "Welcome, Thorin, son of Thorn, grandson of Thor, you have the manner of your grandfather, whom I saw once when he ruled the Lonely Mountain. "

Thorin twitched his lips, "Really? I never heard him mention you."

When Elrond spoke again, it was a string of Elven language, and the dwarves who had heard a string of Elvish language just now became irritable again: "Is he insulting us again?"

Hearing this, Ailon looked at Gu Qing with a bit of blame, but more of connivance, and Gu Qing looked innocent, "But I also blessed them."

As soon as he said this, Elrond looked at Gandalf, who laughed and said nothing.Elrond thought that it would be better not to get acquainted with the rude and stubborn dwarves, so he said in Common Tongue what he had just said in Elvish language about preparing food for guests from afar.

The dwarves are still covered, when did the blond elves bless them?Although we are not created by the supreme god Eru like humans and elves, we are also created by Aoli, one of the main gods, and we wake up a little later than you elves. You elves don't try to lie to us!

The only hobbit was also in a daze, but he was really hungry and didn't have so much energy to think about other things, so he followed the dwarves along with the crowd.Unexpectedly, the fair-haired elf walked behind him, beside him, Baggins' heart was pounding, and suddenly he heard someone say, "Bilbo Baggins?"

"Yes, yes." Baggins stammered, but how did the elf know his name?

Gu Qing lowered his eyes halfway, and said meaningfully: "I have heard your name before."

Baggins was flattered, he tried to look up at Gu Qing, but unfortunately he could only see his blond hair like the moonlight: "Uh, did you hear it from Gandalf?" But didn't they say that it has been 91 years? Have you never met?Do they have a special way of communication?

"Maybe," Gu Qing said with a smile, "Let me think about it, you are a little different from ordinary hobbits. They usually stick to the rules and settle for the status quo. Well, since you are here now, it is Shows hobbit bravery. Bravery is the best word for stupidity, don't you think?"

Baggins: "...I don't think you have a good word to say."

"No, brave hobbit, this is a compliment. I praise you for not choosing to do nothing." Gu Qing said with an aria.Baggins has black lines all over his head. Isn't that a nice word? The next moment the handsome face of the blond elf appeared in front of his eyes, making Baggins choke back all his complaints. Whoever speaks harsh words, no matter what time it is #颜句正力#.

But when did they become the same height?

Baggins took a closer look, and there was no blond elf in front of him: "...!!" Baggins couldn't help but look around, well, he jumped up and passed a group of dwarves who were about the same height as him, and saw the front There was a touch of bright gold, and the other party seemed to have sensed it, turned his head and winked his right eye mischievously at Baggins.

Baggins: "..."

What made the Hobbit even more black was that the group of dwarves in front pushed each other because of that "wink"——

"Kili, was it thrown to you?"

"Fili, did you secretly give someone some hints before?"

"Could it be because I fell in love with the handsome me? But I don't like elves!"

"Sorin, I think he is winking at you, you are the highest among us!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I don't know him!"

"hey-hey."

Baggins: "..." There are too many slots, and can you keep your voice down when you say "whispers"?Everyone heard it, okay?No, the whole of Rivendell probably heard it.

Gandalf: "..."

Elrond: "..."

The instigator said slowly: "I think I have made a great contribution to the peaceful coexistence of elves and dwarves, what do you think?"

After hearing this, Elrond immediately turned his head and talked to Gandalf calmly: "Tell me, my dear old friend, what have you been up to lately?"

Gandalf also answered calmly: "Oh, Lord Grolin, thank you for inviting us, and forgive me for not being dressed up."

Gu Qing puffed up his face unhappily, turned his eyebrows and said, "Oh, Misranda, I hope you have a good meal later, don't—"

Before Gu Qing finished speaking, he was interrupted by Gandalf's coughing cough, he said dumbfoundedly: "Esther, please let me go, I haven't had a good meal on this journey! "Gandalf really loves and hates Gu Qing, who has a very high rate of effective words, just like Gu Qing said in front of the Rivendell palace before that he led the animal army, ahem, thirteen dwarves and a hobbit Gandalf was genuinely happy when the team formed to recover the Lonely Mountain achieved the effect he wanted, which undoubtedly boosted his confidence in defeating the dragon.But not all of Gu Qing’s words were good, he attacked indiscriminately, Gandalf really wanted to have a good meal, and he choked if he didn’t want to drink water.

Gu Qing did not accept such accusations, he tilted his head, his glowing blond hair fell from his shoulders, and he showed a smile as bright as his blond hair: "I just want to tell you, Misranda, the bigger The surprise is yet to come. But since you told me not to talk, I won't reveal it to you in advance."

Gandalf: "..."

Gandalf looked at Elrond, and Elrond didn't look sideways.It’s not just Gandalf, the brown-robed wizard, one of the five Maias who came to Middle-earth who understands the truth of #死道友不死穷道#. Although he is still Ada, his wings will become hard when the child grows up. It's hard to manage.

Gandalf touched his nose, so that the only good meal on the way was in a hurry, but after the meal was finished, the imaginary choking on drinking did not happen, I wonder if it was him The reason for interrupting in time before.

After dinner, Gandalf persuaded Thorin to take out the map he had obtained before and let Elrond help translate it.

Elrond took it and saw the ancient dwarf language on it, "Iruber, why are you interested in this map?"

Before Thorin could speak, Gandalf said: "It's mainly academic. As we all know, these things sometimes contain hidden messages."

How can such wisdom as Elrond not understand that this is Gandalf's excuse. He was very face-saving and did not expose it. Unfortunately, some elves came out to "disturb the scenery": "Well-that's not what you said 91 years ago, Mislan Da. Now you have not only engaged in pimping, but you have to give up your honesty?" The second half of the sentence he also took care of Gandalf said in Elvish.

Gandalf: "..." I didn't expect that I still couldn't escape the venom of this kid.

Elrond cleared his throat: "Esther, why haven't I heard you say this?"

Gu Qing pushed the matter to Gandalf without blushing, "Mithranda didn't let me tell." As early as 91 years ago, Gandalf found Thorne II, also known as Thorin. His father obtained the map and the key to the secret door of the Lonely Mountain.At that time, Gandalf came to him with the map, but it took time to decipher the hidden information. Before the next "time" came, Gandalf left with the map and the secret door key.

Thorin belatedly asked Gandalf, "What do you mean?"

Gandalf glared at Gu Qing, Gu Qing smiled innocently, Gandalf surrendered, and took out a book from his sleeve, Gu Qing took the book and immediately changed his words: "It means that Mithranda, in order to help you dwarves recover the Lonely Mountain, It's amazing to have worked hard for 91 years!"

Thorin was dubious: "Really?"

Gu Qing said brightly, "Naturally, Misranda is the most respected gray-robed wizard I have ever seen!"

——As if he had seen many gray-robed wizards, there is only one gray-robed wizard like Gandalf in Middle-earth, and there is also a white-robed wizard Saruman, and a gray-robed wizard Redaga Sturt, who lives in Rosgar's Castle in Mirkwood, is a friend to animals, and two blue-robed wizards.

Gandalf had black lines all over his head.

What made Gandalf even more black-lined was that not only Thorin, who was skeptical, but also Bilbo, the hobbit who followed him, believed it. Gandalf felt very tired when he noticed their respectful gazes.If I had known that he would not deliberately tease Gu Qing's appetite, I would not have had so many troubles if I gave him the book early.

Ailong felt that his son was bullying people enough, so he gave a fake cough and signaled Gu Qingai to go wherever he wanted.

Gu Qing said he listened to Ada, and he left obediently.

The corners of Elrond's mouth curled up, and as soon as he turned around, he met Gandalf's resentful gaze. He cleared his throat and flattened the corners of his mouth, and abruptly brought the topic back to the map.

What else can Gandalf say, but fortunately, the "surprise" not long after soothed his wounded heart. He met Galadriel in Rivendell, one of the rulers of Lorien in the Golden Forest, and the most powerful person in Middle-earth. A powerful elf, the holder of Nanya, the ring of water among the three rings of elves, and his old friend.

This is indeed a surprise for Gandalf. Of course, it would be better if there is no white robe wizard Saruman. He and Saruman... are so out of tune. Basically, Saruman will refute what he said. .

Just like this time, Gandalf thought that the darkness was recovering, something was moving under the shadows they couldn't see, but Saruman didn't think so at all, he thought Gandalf was worrying about nothing, and was full all day Be paranoid when you have nothing to do ← Of course, that’s not what the original words said, but the meaning is similar.

Gandalf rolled his eyes in his heart, he would rather talk nonsense with Gu Qing, a kid who can poison people to death with his mouth, than to succumb to Saruman.Ahem, since the flag has been set, if this wish is not fulfilled, wouldn't it be too chilling for the wizard——

"Empty again?" At this time, the "high-level meeting" was over, and Gandalf was still worried, when a voice with a smile suddenly sounded, and he did not hide his teasing.

Gandalf: "...what is "again"?"

Gu Qing explained in a serious manner: ""again" means again, not the first time. Putting it in this sentence also means to emphasize the tone and go a step further."

Gandalf: "...Saruman said that if it had been him, he would not have tolerated this dwarven expedition."

Gu Qing laughed: "If he agrees, then there is a problem. I thought you were used to him fighting against you. Besides, didn't the group of dwarves and a hobbit leave "quietly"?" Gu Qing said in " Quietly" is a little emphasized, obviously Gandalf knows, and, "Galadriel agrees with you. As for me, Ada, he pretends to be neutral, but he doesn't want the dwarves to leave Rivendell anyway." Have you turned a blind eye? Alright, Misranda, stop crying secretly like a wronged child, and let's talk about business."

Speaking of which, Galadriel is Elrond's mother-in-law, that is, Gu Qing's grandmother.

Gandalf: "...You Ada told you?" After asking Gandalf, he felt that he asked a stupid question. After all, he had seen Gu Qing's dominance and foresight more than once.Undoubtedly, Gu Qing is one of the most special elves in the history of elves. I dare not say that he is the most special, but in today's Middle-earth world, he can be said to be one of the most special elves in the past thousand years.

His father, Elrond, was a half-elf born of the union of Elendil, the human navigator, and Erwin, the elf princess of Dorias; The only daughter of Le Pen and Galadriel, the child conceived by their union is naturally a half-elf.But there is an atavism phenomenon in Gu Qing, he is stronger than his brothers and sisters, and can even stand shoulder to shoulder with Elrond, this is from the fact that his hair is golden with silver dotted like Galadriel, and It's not black to be seen.

This is considered a gift from the Supreme God, especially at a time when the hard-won peace is gradually being overshadowed.

Gu Qing said slowly: "Mislanda, do you know? Actually, I don't mind if you come out and praise me."

Gandalf: "...I haven't seen you in 91, and your skin has thickened again. Well, what business do you want to tell me?"

Gu Qing blinked: "I know, you still want to catch up with the "Recovering the Lonely Mountain" team with a very low center of gravity. Then I will make a long story short, I am very interested in Smaug."

Gandalf was taken aback, and he became harsh unconsciously: "Esther, that's a dragon! It doesn't pledge allegiance to anyone, but if it joins hands with the enemy, the consequences will be unimaginable. And didn't you say that this time? Will the risky move achieve the results I want?"

Gu Qing beamed and said, "Unknowingly, do you have so much trust in my ability to "do what I say"? I'm so happy to know this, Misranda."

Gandalf: "...that's not the point!"

Gu Qing laughed, as if a hundred flowers were blooming: "Maybe we can think of a way to get the best of both worlds."