The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

"Aunt Shi" is really deafening, even "Wonderful Monk" Wuhua is a little dazed, especially Gu Qing is still smiling sweetly at Wu Juxuan's face, bah, he is sincere and polite, and asks this and that very enthusiastically : "Brother Shi, how old are you? Judging from your voice, you should be older than me, so I should call you Brother Shi, right? My mother said that Zhongyuan Duxing is like this, and they are called brothers and brothers when they meet. , as expected, you still have to do as the Romans do..com.”

Wuhua: "...my surname is not Shi."

Gu Qing stared at his big, wet and innocent eyes, and then said with embarrassment: "I'm really sorry, I should ask your name first, my name is Gu Qing, how about you?"

Wuhua: "...Wu Juxuan."

"Brother Wu!"

Facing Gu Qing's bright face like a spring flower and her big sparkling eyes, Wu Hua was really speechless, and finally she just nodded her head reservedly: "Brother Gu."

After waiting for a while, Gu Qing changed his name to "Brother Wu", Wuhua twitched the corner of her mouth, remembering that Shi Guanyin said that Gu Qing had a strange disease, he felt that his eyesight was not good, but the details were still unclear, and he was still curious Asked: "Do you have eye disease?"

Gu Qing blinked.

Wuhua thought that he was from the Western Regions and could not speak Mandarin well, so he probably didn't understand, so he repeated it, very bluntly: "Is there something wrong with your eyes?"

"I know what eye disease means."

Wuhua: "..."

"thank you for your concern."

Wuhua: "..."

Gu Qingsui explained to Wuhua what he had explained to Shi Guanyin about his face blindness before, and added: "My aunt told me that at this time, I should confess and be lenient."

Wuhua: "Hehe."

Then... It should be said that Wuhua is indeed the son of Shi Guanyin. When Gu Qing turned his head to look at the scenery in the valley, he changed his face. Of course he didn't take off his hair. The thin human skin mask reveals his original face: star-like eyes, red lips and white teeth, and a pretty girlish face, which is a hundred times better than the original Wu Juxuan's free-spirited appearance.

Who knew that Gu Qing became very interested in the scenery in the valley, not only that, but also sniffed and muttered: "Brother Ang, have you smelled a very special fragrance of flowers?"

Wuhua was still holding a human skin mask in her hand, and suddenly Gu Qing said excitedly: "It's the fragrance of poppies."

Wu Hua narrowed her eyes suddenly, put back the human skin mask without even thinking about it, and stood up on guard, but said: "Can you smell it? Have you smelled the scent of poppies before?"

"I was right."

Wuhua: "..." Wuhua's heart became even hotter, but since the guy in front of him is his mother Shi Guanyin's favorite, he still has to let him breathe in this world before she conquers it.

...In the end, Wuhua didn't even stay for a meal, so he thought he still had a great cause to complete and was about to leave the valley.

Chang Sunhong held onto Wuhua with a strange expression while she was reluctant to let go, hesitated for a moment and said, "You... your human skin mask——"

Wu Hua suddenly had a bad premonition. He took off the human skin mask and put it on directly, but then Gu Qing, who was incarnated as #东万个Why#, made his heart angry, so he told this matter to forget.Now he took a picture in front of the mirror of the dressing table, Rao Wuhua himself could not look directly at the face in the mirror.Originally, Wu Juxuan was ugly enough, but now that the human skin mask is not properly worn, his whole face is distorted, as if someone has run over it with the sole of a shoe, there is no ugliest but uglier.

Thinking about how he was swaying around with such a face before, Wu Hua said "...".The only thing that can comfort himself is that Gu Qing's face blindness makes no difference to him.

Wu Hua: "..." He didn't want to stay any longer for a moment.What he didn't know was that the next wonderful thing that happened to his mother, Shi Guanyin——

Shi Guanyin is not idle, she is planning to become the queen of the desert. The "King of the Desert" Jamuka has died under the "Tianyi Shenshui", his son Heizhu is nothing to fear, and the Kucha Kingdom entrenched in the desert, the King of Kucha and his family have been driven out of Kucha by the judges The country is over, and Wu Juxuan, who has no flower incarnation, is the counselor next to the judge, so he will naturally take action when the time is right.On the contrary, the king of Kucha, the centipede is dead but not stiff, and he still has a backup. As for the "star of bliss" that hides the huge treasure of the Kucha kingdom, Shi Guanyin will naturally not let it go.

It's just that "Star of Bliss" is still on the way to be escorted back to the Great Desert. Now that the big drama has just been set up and the curtain has opened, it's not the time for characters like Shi Guanyin to come on stage, so I'm still waiting. There are so many leisurely feelings of hooking up with a handsome man and going back to the valley.

It's a pity, #评论到了开始，但不想了解过程#, when she was having dinner together, when Shi Guanyin heard the "Aunt Shi" that made her eyebrows flutter, the usual smile on her face immediately froze. On the spot, the voice was still soft and intoxicating: "Being called by a handsome aunt like you makes me feel that I am really old."

Under normal circumstances, those men who are fascinated by Shi Guanyin's unparalleled beauty are naturally glib, but for Gu Qing who has prosopagnosia, he didn't connect the wires properly, and said with nostalgia for this: " My mother often said the same thing, but my father and I both knew that she was not old enough."

Shi Guanyin: "..."

Gu Qing was still babbling, "Every time this time, Father will praise A Niang without hesitation—" He glanced at Shi Guanyin, and suddenly stopped.

Shi Guanyin raised her eyebrows: "Why don't you say anything?"

Gu Qing hesitated for a while, but he quickly looked at Shi Guanyin calmly, he showed that he was not a coy person, he was generous, straightforward and innocent, as if he was spoiled by his parents and had never seen him before. A nerd in the world, a handsome nerd. "I know you are a widow, but what's wrong with the widow? My mother often said that "a woman can hold up half the sky". Although I don't know what you do for a living, it must be very powerful to be able to open up such a residence in the desert." Yes, I admire such a woman the most."

Widow widow widow, important things are said three times.

The words of Xiang in the candy brought tons of harm to Shi Guanyin. She opened her mouth with difficulty and sighed: "This world is so harsh on women, but no one has ever said such words. You, you, It’s really my concubine’s enemy.” The last sentence is really a thousand rounds of euphemism, and that “ah” seems to turn into a butterfly and fly into people’s hearts.

It can be said that Shi Guanyin threw a wink at the blind man. After she finished her endless words, Gu Qing frowned. He did not know where to find a small notebook and a quill. Write and draw on it.

Shi Guanyin's ears and eyes are clear, so she can see clearly what Gu Qing is writing, but even though Shi Guanyin is recognized by the world as the most beautiful, the most vicious, the most ruthless woman with the highest martial arts, she can't understand the Western Regions characters , If you don’t understand, ask: “What are you writing?”

Gu Qing showed an innocent and harmless smile again, which made Shi Guanyin's stomach hurt a little, "I don't understand the meaning of "enemy" in your sentence, so I wrote it down and asked my mother when I go back."

Shi Guanyin: "..."

Shi Guanyin made up her mind: Hmph, after she cured him and made him dedicate everything to her, she must torture him a lot.

Anyway, after this meal, Shi Guanyin was very unhappy. On the other hand, Gu Langjun said that the delicacies of the Central Plains are really delicious!

Shi Guanyin also went out of the valley that day, so Gu Qing was naturally left as a guest, and the person in charge of entertaining him became Shi Guanyin's apprentice eldest, Sun Hong.

Perhaps because Gu Qing #考表面见了质质# previously praised the talented person without flowers, Chang Sun Hong kindly reminded Gu Qing: "You idiot, why don't you know how to look at people's faces?"

Gu Qing blinked his amber eyes, and said as a matter of course: "Oh, I can't see clearly."

Chang Sunhong laughed "chih": "You really know how to joke."

Gu Qing corrected very seriously: "Sister-in-law Wu, I'm not joking, I really can't see people's faces clearly."

Chang Sunhong was embarrassed by the title "Sister-in-law Wu" at first, but then she felt sweet in her heart, but, "Since you can't see the face clearly, how do you know that I belong to...Sister-in-law Wu?"

"I remember your voice." Gu Qing explained, and then... not long after, she was watched by the girls in the valley as a rare commodity. When Qishi Guanyin was in the valley, they are much more lively now, and they are better at talking.

But there is not much that Gu Qing needs to know, what he knows is enough, not to mention he has a helper.

Well, a helper.

"Sion, Sion, you are so amazing. I believe you when you open your eyes and tell nonsense." The magic mirror still can't speak Chinese, but it understands it. In the process of fighting wits and courage with Mo, the magic mirror I finally grew up once, and I remembered to put the translator produced by Gu Qing in its four-dimensional pocket.

Gu Qing looked at his current face in the magic mirror, and he had to admit that he had borrowed Yu Luocha's appearance and previous background settings.In addition, what surprised him was that the current situation in the Western Regions was very familiar to him, as if it had been pushed back decades in his original martial arts world, which undoubtedly brought him more convenience.After all, when he came and went with Yu Luocha back then, he had studied the Western Regions very thoroughly, #知亲知古百战不攻#Well.

Immediately regaining consciousness, Gu Qing raised the corners of his mouth and chuckled.This time it's different from the harmless smile in front of Shi Guanyin and Wuhua, but the evil smile that fits his current appearance better. Ripples appeared on the mirror surface of the magic mirror, but it was revived with full blood soon. Enthusiastically said to Gu Qing: "Sion, I think Mrs. Stone is the most beautiful woman in the world, she is even more like a black widow than Snow White." ——stone = stone, Stone Guanyin = Mrs. Stone, you can't count on the magic mirror Can accurately pronounce the pronunciation of the three characters Shi Guanyin.

Gu Qing agreed with this.

The magic mirror was very happy that the two of them agreed, and dutifully provided the information it knew: "There is also a mirror in her bedroom, she talks to herself in front of that mirror, if it wasn't for me, I wouldn't feel the magic power from that mirror Fluctuations, I almost thought it was the magic mirror of the East."

Gu Qing made a very subtle short sound, his slender fingers touched the frame of the magic mirror, and said with great interest: "No, that is indeed a mirror with magic properties, and magic is not popular in the east, my dear magic mirror mirror."

The focus of the magic mirror was off, it jumped up and faced Gu Qing face to face, "You must not like it."

Gu Qing: "...?"

The magic mirror puffed up and said possessively: "You are only allowed to have me as a mirror. If you find other mirrors, I will... run away from home!"

——So ambitious, Lord Magic Mirror!

Gu Qing said lightly: "We are running away from home now."

The magic mirror got stuck, and before it "run away from home", Gu Qing finally comforted it: "Don't worry, you are unique, magic mirror, you have my promise."

The mirror surface of the magic mirror showed signs of melting, and it was blissfully bubbling.

……

With a handsome face, Gu Qing "dominated" in the valley, so that he knew Shi Guanyin came back almost immediately.

Shi Guanyin didn't come back alone, she also brought a string of small tails——

But that string of little tails is not as comfortable as when Gu Qing was invited in as a guest. Of course, there is also the reason why Gu Qing's martial arts seem not to be feared.

Ji Bingyan and Dianhong in this string of little tails were all poisoned by the unique drug in the valley, and they were powerless to restrain the chicken, while Chu Liuxiang, the dignified bandit commander, was appointed by Shi Guanyin to enter Shi Guanyin's boudoir.

Seeing Chu Liuxiang's obsessed face, Shi Guanyin finally breathed a sigh of relief from the depression he got from Gu Qing, and inexplicably asked, "You...don't you think I'm old?"

When Chu Liuxiang spoke sweet words, he was unparalleled in the world, but Shi Guanyin was poked in the sore spot by Chu Liuxiang, who was also keen and unparalleled before Shi Guanyin was elated. He knew that Shi Guanyin was still interested in him, and if he wanted to live, he had to reject Shi Guanyin.In layman's terms, it's #十动然而#.

Under the "new hatred and old hatred", Shi Guanyin was about to die of anger, and shouted at Chu Liuxiang: "Get out!"

Chu Liuxiang breathed a sigh of relief, but still maintained a gentlemanly attitude towards women, smiling and bowing to Shi Guanyin: "I obey."

It's a pity that Shi Guanyin didn't appreciate it at all. When Chu Liuxiang walked out, he could hear Shi Guanyin panting behind him.

At this moment, a voice full of vitality came over: "Aunt Shi—"

Immediately afterwards, the sound of the bed being smashed into pieces came from Shi Guanyin's room.

Even Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but widen his eyes. He couldn't help but stop and looked at the young man who "spoke wildly". Although the other party was wearing a costume from the Central Plains, his appearance was very different from that of the Central Plains people. of prominence.Seeing his big and round cat's eyes, Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but think of his good friend Hu Tiehua, wondering what happened to him?

But now is not the time to think about good friends, Bandit Handsome.

Chu Liuxiang hadn't opened his mouth to speak yet. In fact, he was under pressure now, and the other party said familiarly: "Are you a guest brought back by Aunt Shi? Aunt Shi is indeed a hospitable person."

Chu Liuxiang: "..." Chu Liuxiang thought a lot about the word "guest".He first thought of the slaves he met on the way into the valley, the slaves of Shi Guanyin who could never sweep away the wind and sand; Shi Tuo; finally returned to himself, if he hadn't been quick-witted, he must have been poisoned by Shi Guanyin now... This handsome foreign man in front of him is living a good life despite the disgrace of the world. What coup?

"why do not you talk?"

Faced with the other party's clear eyes and caring words, Bandit Commander felt that he really thought too much, and said with a wry smile: "That's right, but I can't walk now, can you help me?"

"Listen to your voice, you should be older than me, right?" Gu Qing stepped forward to support Chu Liuxiang, sniffed cutely, and became enthusiastic, "The smell of tulips is because you sprayed perfume on your body. ?"

Chu Liuxiang wanted to rub his nose very much now, but he didn't have the strength, he could only blink his eyes, he could tell that Gu Qing was not blind, but what he said was so natural, what's going on?

On the way Gu Qing supported Chu Liuxiang to reunite with his good friends, Chu Liuxiang asked Gu Qing's background in a few words, but the doubts in his heart grew bigger and bigger.

When Ji Bingyan saw Chu Liuxiang again, he seemed to be on the verge of death, and taunted him angrily and amusingly: "It seems that you worked hard on the bed with that Mrs. Shi."

Chu Liuxiang was about to lament his friend's rich imagination, and someone said it before him: "Could it be that you are actually the son-in-law recruited by Aunt Shi? Is that what you call him? My mother seems to have told me so."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Ji Bingyan: "..."

A little red: "..."

Followed by two female disciples who are "bodyguards": "..."

Chu Liuxiang cleared his throat, "I didn't expect you two to have such rich imaginations, but it's a pity that you are both wrong..." Before he finished speaking, his figure flickered, and the others hadn't seen how he did it. The two female disciples who came over were knocked sideways by acupuncture points.

Chu Liuxiang was about to say that he was sorry, when the child with amber cat eyes clenched his fist with his right hand and slammed it on his open left hand: "I knew it! I detected that your pulse is steady and strong, oh, my mother It is said that the Central Plains people are so insidious and cunning, but I never thought I would meet them."

The insidious and cunning person touched his nose in embarrassment.

Ji Bingyan said coldly: "I agree with him." Both he and Yidianhong were deceived by Chu Liuxiang.

A little red didn't say anything, but it was a default.

Chu Liuxiang: "...Now is not the time to talk about this, I'd better find a way to get out of here."

Ji Bingyan smiled wryly: "But we don't have the strength, I'm afraid we won't be able to walk out."

Chu Liuxiang did not answer, but untied the belts of the two female disciples, and then said in a deep voice: "Put Brother Hong on your back first, and tie it tightly with this belt, and then I will carry you on your back, you stand You must have the strength to stand up, right?"

At this time, Gu Qing tilted his head, and after maliciously showing off his cuteness, he suddenly realized: "So you untie their belts to share with your friends, oh, your friends have been poisoned by a drug made from poppies. , I have the antidote."

Although he thought his previous sentence was weird, but the latter sentence made Chu Liuxiang overjoyed, but, "Why do you have an antidote?"

"Didn't I tell you? I'm a doctor." Gu Qing took it for granted, but Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly: "You really haven't."

Gu Qing took out the antidote from the purse hanging on his belt, "You didn't ask, you were asking about other things along the way."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Although Ji Bingyan was weak all over, his eyes were still as sharp as an eagle's. He trusted Chu Liuxiang, but no matter what, he would never trust a foreigner whose background he didn't know.But no matter how sharp his eyes were, the foreigner seemed to be unable to sense it, until he said coldly, "If you say it's the antidote, is it the antidote?", the young foreigner heard the sound and looked at it. When he came over, his reaction was a bit strange, he was at a loss and asked tentatively: "Are you hiding your disease?"

Ji Bingyan: "..."

Gu Qing paused and suddenly realized: "I understand, you are doubting me."

Ji Bingyan: "..."

Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose in embarrassment, but the suspected person didn't take it seriously, he put down the antidote bottle, and said generously, "I still have patients to take care of, so I won't talk to you, just..." He got stuck.

Yidianhong, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said: "False and false."

Gu Qing's eyes lit up, and he smiled gratefully towards a little red, as if the whole stone house was illuminated brighter for a moment: "That's the word, thank you for reminding me."

Ji Bingyan: "..."

Chu Liuxiang sighed: "False and submissive, he said in the chapter "Zhuangziying the Emperor", "Xiangwu showed that he came out of my clan before the beginning, and I am hypocritical and submissive to him." It refers to hypocrisy and perfunctory dealing with people, which is not lacking in irony. The idiom, only the current situation makes people dumbfounded.

After Gu Qing thanked him for a little red, he left leisurely, and Chu Liuxiang didn't stop him. No matter how you look at the current situation, it seems that they are at a loss. After all, they are kind enough to help them, but they don't appreciate it and beat them back.

However, now is not the time to think about things, they have to leave Shi Guanyin's lair as soon as possible, who knows when Shi Guanyin will come back again.A little red asked Chu Liuxiang to bring over the antidote bottle left by Gu Qing. The number one killer in the Central Plains said coldly: "No matter how bad it is, can it be worse than now?" For a killer, the feeling of being powerless is really is too bad.

After a few breaths, he said to Ji Bingyan, "It's true."

When he recovered his strength, he suddenly said: "I also want to find someone."

Chu Liuxiang glanced at him and said knowingly: "Could it be that Miss Qu?" When he was in contact with Qu Wurong earlier, he felt that his always cold friend was not normal to other girls.

#说曹操曹操到#, a familiar voice came from the quiet corridor: "Ms. Qu, Ms. Qu——"

The three of them unconsciously looked towards the direction where the voice came from, but they saw Qu Wurong they had just mentioned, and what they saw surprised them all——

The author has something to say: I have no feelings for Su Rongrong, Li Hongxiu, and Song Tianer, but personally I like Qu Wurong very much, she and Dianhong Lala, and I think it is too nonsense for Dianhong to have her arm chopped off by Hu Tiehua Oh, did Gu Long want him and Qu Wurong to make a pair of "Broken Arm Heroes"? [What the hell.

For Shi Guanyin, it's time to ask for her shadow area