Lily of those years opened the way [Quick Transmigration]

It turned out that they planned to return to Heimuya with modern gadgets after eating, drinking, whoring and gambling in the rivers and lakes.

But only after returning back did he realize that the real Dongfang Bubai had already left, and now the Dongfang Bubai in Heimuya was pretended by Xue Qianxun.Behind it is Yang Lianting who is in power.

They were just traveling through time to eat, drink, have fun and wait to die, so it doesn't matter who is real and who is fake, so they plan to stay in the backyard as the concubine of the leader concubine, and continue to wear clothes, reach out for food, and open their mouths. Life.

However, Yang Lianting told them that there is no room in the backyard, because Xue Qianxun has brought back nine concubines successively in the past two years, and they lived in the backyard of the nine of them ==

So, the eight-member group of hard-working foodies was driven down the mountain by Yang Lianting.

Coincidentally, that night eight parasites who were pampered and had no ancient life skills squatted at the door of the inn crying, lamenting that Heimuya would not be able to go back after all the money was spent...

But one person came out: "You say, Xue Qianxun is impersonating me?"

This person, of course, is Dongfang Invincible.

Invincible in the East, only she can find you, but you can't find her.

The eight people were taken aback by the sudden appearance of the Eastern leader, and immediately nodded their heads: "Yes, yes, yes! And Yang Lianting!"

Therefore, the eight people narrated their experiences in Heimuya without emphasizing the important points and adding fuel and vinegar.

By the time they finished speaking, Dongfang Bubai's face had already turned green.

Then, Dongfang Bubai left.

Two hours later, when she came back, her face was completely dark.

The eight of them were not stupid enough yet, knowing that she was in a bad mood, they didn't dare to ask more questions, they just guessed silently: Dongfang Bubai must have heard what they said, and went back to the Sun Moon God Sect to arrest a few congregants for investigation. The news is bad.

On the second day, Dongfang Bubai asked the eight of them to follow him to do something.

The eight of them were penniless, so naturally they wanted to be taken care of by the benefactor, but they were afraid that Dongfang Bubai would be unhappy and kill them one day. Follow all the way far.

Thus, there was this scene at the bow of the ship today.

And the song "Laughing in the Red Dust" is precisely the soundtrack for their scenes in order to please Dongfang Bubai ==

Rendering the atmosphere on an appropriate occasion may make this story a lyrical line, not so chilling... right?

They think so.

I covered my eyes, I couldn't understand the funny thinking of these funny people.

While covering his eyes, the white egg on his neck suddenly vibrated.

[Congratulations, you have found Dongfang Bubai, the bonus progress points are 4%, and your current progress points are 70%.Victory is beckoning to you, come on o(╯□╰)o Yes, you guessed it right, I like integers recently, for example, I like seven, and multiples of seven. 】

I don't want to mess with this bitch system at all, I take a deep breath and I'm ready to plug it back.

However, the system continued to vibrate: [Latest task: Reconcile Dongfang Bubai and Xue Qianxun. 】

"..." I bit my lip, bit my lip, and bit my lip again, and finally I couldn't bite anymore, and blurted out in pain, "Are you tm sick? Let me break them up first, and then let me match them up? Didn't you tm eat?" Medicine!!!"

Everyone present was looking at me.

Japanese ninjas naturally don't understand.Besides, no matter whether they understand it or not, they are afraid of my martial arts and dare not move.After all, it's obvious to all that I kicked Hidden Raizou around.

The congregants of the Sun Moon God Sect didn't dare to comment on this holy lady, they could only look down at their noses.

Only Baji stared at my neck in unison: "Bitch!"

Well, I know they are scolding the system, because the system gave them group buying service ==

However, other people present, needless to say, thought they were scolding me.Everyone looked at me again.

Except for Xue Qianxun who was lying on the side in a daze.

I spread my hands, unable to explain this misunderstanding.Because no one knows that the thing hanging around my neck is a book-traveling system, and we are all uninvited guests from the three-dimensional time travel.

Since the explanation is not clear, it is best not to explain.

I was about to pack the white egg back into my neck.That damn thing actually vibrated: [Hey, eight little babies~]

Well, it actually greeted shamelessly.

"Bitch, you still have the face to talk!" Xing Yun was the most irritable, and he was about to pull the white egg on my neck.

I quickly dodged to avoid them, and at the same time made a face to them: "Be careful."

As he said that, he entered the secret room of the cabin first.

They were not stupid enough, and at this moment they also remembered that there were people around them, so they all shut up and followed me into the secret room.

Don't ask me why there is a secret room on the ship. In fact, the so-called secret room is very simple, it is a space that is not easy for people to find, and sound insulation is enough.

Although the boat is crowded, it is not difficult to build such a small space.

We closed the secret rooms, and nine people began to interrogate Mr. System.

"Say! Why are you doing this to us?"

"Yes, tell me! What is your intention?"

"Why discriminate against us?"

"Why give us group buying?"

"Why don't you give us cp?"

"Why don't you give us beauty cheats?"

"Although I'm more talkative, I can't help you if you're like this. It's really the system that's wrong with you this time."

……

Three women are equal to one hundred ducks. We have nine women, and three hundred ducks "quack quack quack". Even the non-human book-traveling system can't stand it: [You stay calm, speak well if you have something to say, please beep beep. 】

Well, sure enough, a woman's beep is the most annoying weapon ==

I was a little embarrassed, and felt that I still had to maintain a ladylike image in front of the readers (but I didn’t), and came out to preside over the overall situation: "Well, anyway, what happened this time is your fault, and I didn’t say it beforehand, and I suddenly told them when I arrived It's a group purchase, they can't enjoy all kinds of services, and they don't even have a decent possession or cp, so it's understandable for them to be emotional."

【I understand. 】

"So?" I looked at it expectantly.

[I understand. 】

"Just understanding?" I looked at this creature that was more shameless than me in disbelief, "Don't we need to make compensation?"

[o(╯□╰)o has compensation. 】

"Go to hell!!!"

Three hundred ducks continued to "quack, quack, quack".

An hour later, Mr. System disarmed and surrendered. Unable to stand our nagging, he finally decided to give a message as compensation.

And this news also petrified us on the spot——

In this lily mode, there are also people in the beauty mode and romance mode to make trouble.And, those two are already in place, let's be careful.

As for our questioning about which two people they were, the system refused to say anything.

[This is a secret, if I say it, it is a violation of the rules, and the boss will fire me.In short, this is a competition of lilies, romance and danmei, you have to be careful and strive for success.This mission will not go as smoothly as last time. My two older sisters actually received the news so quickly and sent someone to make trouble the second time they crossed the book.Ah, but I believe you! 】

Although I feel that the sky is thundering, I am still a little moved by the firm trust in the system.

Tears rolled down his eyes at the moment: "Don't worry about the system, I will definitely win, let Lily win!"

【Well, I also believe that you can win.After all, a humble person is invincible o(╯□╰)o My two older sisters definitely can’t find such a thick-skinned candidate, oh hehehehehe~~~]

"..." I thought for a few seconds, and then I realized that I was manic, "Dead system, rotten system, cheap system, you are the cheapest! Your whole family is the cheapest!!"

【My whole family is very cheap. o(╯□╰)o]

"..."

I suddenly calmed down and felt that I could not care about the neuropathy.

Breathe - I breathe - I breathe deeply -

Finally, the white egg also dimmed, and my anger subsided.

And the eight concubines obediently stood aside, waiting for me to discuss countermeasures: "Master, what should we do next?"

But, why do I see the light of excitement in their eyes ==

Alright, I'm going to compete with Danmei and Romance for women!

The enemy is in the dark and I am in the light. Since I don't know who those two people are, it is inconvenient to take the initiative to startle the snake.Still act like I don't know about it, follow my own plan, and do what I should do step by step.This is called leading a snake out of its hole.

According to the plan, I'm now going to match Dongfang Bubai and Xue Qianxun.

After Xue Qianxun left in Dongfang Bubai, it was no different from losing her soul. She couldn't eat a few grains of rice or drink a few drops of water all day long, and she was planning to become a fairy.

I was very afraid that she would continue to be so hungry, so I went directly to the sky with a halo, so I had to pour all kinds of chicken soup for the soul and persuade her earnestly, while rushing to find Dongfang Bubai.

However, for a person like Dongfang Bubai, only she can find others, and others cannot find her.

Many people were sent, but no one was able to find out the news.

Seeing Xue Qianxun getting thinner and thinner, I scratched my head: What should I do?Be sure to find the East!

"Actually, I think Dongfang Bubai has gone to do this." Xingyun said while drinking the angelica black chicken soup that Xue Qianxun couldn't drink, while holding up the chicken leg.

"What?" We didn't respond.

"I ate this." She said, taking a bite of the drumstick.

"..." The eight of us petrified collectively.

"Nonsense! Dongfang Bubai is so domineering, how could he do...do that! ==" In front of readers, I still feel embarrassed to say those dirty words.

Xingyun glanced coldly: "Then what's the matter? Just go to the Fengyue place for a walk, it won't really do anything, no man in this world dares to go whoring her, if you don't get close to three feet, you will be shot to death." What. Just look at Brigitte Lin and Chen Qiaoen's version, both have this plot, which means that she may have really been to that kind of place."

It sounds... seems quite reasonable.

A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, I left them and ran out excitedly: "You wait for me to come back, this time I will definitely be able to bring Dongfang Bubai back."