Lily of those years opened the way [Quick Transmigration]

"Eastern Hierarch, are you the one who fell in love with Mrs. Xue that night?"

Afterwards, Dongfang Bubai and I held the wine jar and talked about life.

She smiled lightly, but this smile was already filled with the happiness of love: "Not exactly, in fact, I should have been attracted to her at the youngest time. After all, she is the only normal woman in my backyard." one of."

"..." I was surprised.

"For some reason, I always feel that the other eight concubines... are weird. Especially the way they look at me, as if... they want to strip me naked."

She shook her head as she spoke, meaning she couldn't figure it out.

Then keep drinking.

I hiccupped and didn't say anything, but my back was sweating from shock.

Hierarch Mingjian, is that a bunch of female satyrs?

It's just that I hope the leader doesn't see through us like Zhao Min did.

After all, Zhao Min's martial arts is not high. For a top expert like me, even if she sees that everything is really going against me, I can escape in seconds.Besides, Zhao Min is a mainstream aristocrat, he has a certain awe of history and time, and he does things more rationally, so he won't kill me casually.

But the East is undefeated!She is the pronoun of domineering, the spokesperson of evil charm and madness... If one day makes her unhappy, I'm afraid she will just kill me in spite of everything ==

So, in order to prevent myself from being seen through and slaughtered one day, I decided to stay away from this big boss.

Staying at arm's length is always right.

Anyway, the system has already told me: [You have successfully approached Xue Qianxun, 1% bonus points, and an extra 20% points for the night of drinking, your current progress points are 22%.There are no new tasks at present, let's play. 】

Now that the system has let me play, I'm naturally welcome.

Relying on the name of "Holy Aunt", I started a life of eating, drinking, having fun, cheating, abducting, and pretending to be a tiger!

Dongfang Bubai is now completely intoxicated in the gentle village, it can be said that he is romantic every night, and basically has no intention of managing school affairs.Therefore, almost everything in the religion is respected by Xiang Wentian and me.

what?

You ask me how do I know the undefeated Merry Night in the East?

Cough, I don't want to know either.

But the system flashes a reminder once a day:

[10% bonus points tonight...]

……

[5% bonus points tonight...]

……

[2.5% extra bonus points tonight]

Any fool knows what happened!Have you forgotten the nightly rewards Zhao Min and Zhou Zhiruo gave each other?

what?

Why don't you ask me to peek again?

Cough, I think so too.

But... I silently compared my martial arts with Dongfang Bubai's martial arts, expressing my lack of confidence.

Although some people misunderstand that I am a lewd and desperate pervert, I am really not.

Although I am lustful, I am even more terrible o(╯□╰)o

Therefore, in line with the principle of "safety first", I didn't dare to peek at their wonderful programs every night.Just looking back at what I saw in the mirror of karma that day, while silently YYing in my mind.However, in view of Dongfang Bubai's spirit of seeking knowledge and exploration, I'm afraid she has a new posture, which I can't imagine ==

Well, in fact, a large part of the reason why I left the Sun Moon God Sect and came out to wander around is that I don’t want to listen to Xue Qianxun’s special laughter every night in the Sect, and then eat dog food alone until dawn...

I'm going to find my own dog food!No, I want to find someone to produce dog food together!

How delicate are the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes!

Jin Yong, sincerely do not deceive me.

The eight girls saw that I was going to come out to be chic, so they all pulled my sleeves to follow.

So, I asked Dongfang Bubai for instructions, and brought the eight female perverts out.

Naturally, Dongfang Bubai would not object, her current thoughts were all on Xue Qianxun, and she didn't care about others at all.Besides, she herself felt that the eyes of these eight people made her feel scared, so it would be good if they all left.

After I brought them to the rivers and lakes, I gave them a large amount of money with great experience, and then pointed out the location of brothels, and told her some sects with a large base of beauties: such as Emei.and sent them on their way.

After they came to this world, they have been living in the Eastern Unbeaten Harem, and they have never come out to see the world.So I am very happy for letting go.Hulala together went to prostitutes.

Watching the pack of wolves go away, I smiled and shook my head, feeling that the world of "Swordsman" would turn upside down again.

Of course, these are none of my business, I just need to do my own tasks and enjoy life.

Because the Eastern Hierarch is quite sexual and has frequent intercourse, even though I didn't complete the task, my points kept going up.

However, I found a problem: that is, the points added each time are reduced in turn, forming a geometric sequence with a common ratio of 2.5/[-] == and, when the points drop to [-]%, they will no longer appear.

I asked the system, why not continue to add?

The system has become accustomed to my greed, so it just explained lightly: [Because one-half of 2.5 is 1.25, but my system points are only accurate to one decimal place.If the number is reduced to two decimal places, I don't bother to add up the calculation. 】

"..." I froze for a long time before I struggled to ask, "Just because of this?"

【yes.Don't you think it is troublesome to add up numbers with two digits after the decimal point? 】

do you think

"I don't think so!!!" As a science student, I shouted to the sky.

However, Mr. System obviously doesn't intend to change anything.

So, my progress points stayed at 39.5% and never moved again.

I have no choice but to make complaints about the system being a deadly subject at the beginning, and that the Chinese language is so good and the mathematics is so scumbag.

Fortunately, I am satisfied with Changle's temperament, so I immediately changed my goal——

While waiting for the task, go to eat and drink hot and whoring Lan Fenghuang~~~~

I remember that Ren Yingying had a good friend named Lan Fenghuang.

That girl has a personality, she seems to be the leader of the Five Poison Sect, she has always listened to Ren Yingying's words, the kind that Ren Yingying would not give birth to if she were to die.

Although I didn't like watching "Swordsman" very much before, I knew this pair of wild lilies.I also kept lamenting that the two didn't hug each other and broke their sleeves.

Now that I have transmigrated into Ren Yingying, I decided to break that girl!

Anyway, I have tacitly agreed that nothing will happen to Linghu Chong.

Lan Fenghuang is exactly as I imagined: good looking, high martial arts, cruel to others, and loyal to my holy aunt!

Exactly what I like!

Well, after getting along for a while, I have silently decided to raise this little loyal dog, and we will hold hands together to produce dog food.

And Lan Fenghuang is also very clingy to me.Probably due to the attributes of the original book. Although this girl is the leader of the Five Poison Sect, she sticks to me like a sticky plaster. She respects me, a saint, more than a "saint".

Sing me a love song from Miaojiang today, weave Miao trinkets for me tomorrow, and take me to taste Miao snacks the day after tomorrow...

I was even a little confused: I was here to break her up?Or is she picking on me?

"Holy aunt, what are you thinking?" Lan Fenghuang looked at me with a bright smile on his face, "What's on your mind, can you tell me?"

"Well...no, nothing..." I blushed and lowered my head.

I am always embarrassed to say: I am thinking about whether you are picking on me.

"Holy Aunt, you look so pretty when you blush." ​​A certain phoenix's attack power exploded.

"Cough...how can it be?" I retorted in my mouth, but my head remained in the same position.Meh, didn't she say I'm so pretty?Then keep this angle first...

As a fascinating person, I found that it feels pretty good to be picked up by someone o(╯□╰)o

"Holy aunt..." Lan Fenghuang's smiling face got closer and closer, "Don't move... there is a butterfly on your head..."

"Ah—" I screamed, jumping up and stroking my hair, "Where is it? Fuck! Nima is most afraid of these insects!"

"..."

The scene fell silent.

After a while, I raised my head with the cheek to look weakly at the reaction on Lan Fenghuang's face——

She still looked at me with a smile, but there was a strange look in her smile.

"..." I blinked.

"Yingying, you're so cute." She took a step closer and put her hand behind my ear, "You're so cute when you blow your hair."

The hand slipped down and lifted my chin. With my eyes closed, I was about to kiss me.

Ah, this is soaked?

Wait, am I going to put on airs?Don't the girls who are being chased all have their tails up?

Ah, but what if the tail is too high and the person is turned away?

Well, probably not.She didn't leave when I was so pissed off just now.She also said that she likes my fried hair.Seems like true love to me.

Fried hair...

"Wait!" I exclaimed!

She opened her eyes again, staring blankly at me.

"You, what did you just say? Fried... fried hair?" My voice was a little trembling.

She raised an eyebrow, looking at me suspiciously.

I closed my eyes and started to recite: "Helium, Lithium, Beryllium -"

"CNOF neon." She replied bluntly.

"..." I spread my hands.

There is no longer any doubt: she is also time-traveling, and she is also Rikova.

"Oh my god! You also time-traveled?"

Now it was Lan Fenghuang's turn to be restless. .

I nodded weakly: "Yeah. So, what about you?"

"I..." she stammered, "I... I'm here to experience life."

"..." Why does it feel a bit like me?

I frowned and asked in a trembling voice, "What do you mean? Can you be more specific?"

"I... I was originally a Lily writer in Jinjiang, um, the kind that rushes to the street. Because I am so fierce on the street, a Lily writing system allows me to quickly travel to the Lily World to experience life..." Blue Phoenix replied.

"What?!" I sat down, "What kind of system is that?"

"This." She took out a white egg-like thing tied with a red string from her collar, exactly the same as mine!

I also took it out of the collar.

The two looked at each other, and a terrible thought flashed in our minds——