Lily of those years opened the way [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 209 Past and Present
I was speechless, sniffed, wiped away my tears and gave her a dead fish eye in the void: "Say it."
"Are you sure you really want to know?"
"Hmm." I almost clenched my fist secretly.As soon as she comes out, I will definitely punch her flat.
"Okay, since you begged me to tell you so sincerely, I will reluctantly tell you..."
She finally told me the whole truth when I clenched my fist and almost waved it into the void:
It turns out that a long, long time ago, there were the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and Yuelao in heaven.However, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother later gave birth to seven daughters, and later, the eighth daughter, the little eighth princess.
And the Yuelao Palace has long been separated—with the development of the world, the sexual orientation of mortals has begun to mutate, not only the normal love between men and women before, but also the love between men and women, and the love between women and women, and even some people. Beast love, character love.Therefore, Yuelao Palace is also divided into three departments: Romance Pavilion, Danmei Pavilion, and Lily Pavilion.
As the name suggests, the owner of the romance hall is to match men and women with normal sexual orientations in the world, and it is the mainstream, so it is directly named "romance".
Danmei Museum is to match the love between men and women in the world.
As for the Lily Pavilion, it is natural to match the love between women and girls in the world.This one is one of the few.
Why is there such a division of labor?Due to a fairy.This fairy is called Lily.
That's right, she is the first owner of the Lily Pavilion.
There is one special rule for choosing Yuelao or Matchmaker in Tianting Yuelao Palace:
When the previous Yuelao or Matchmaker falls in love with someone, his Yuelao (or Matchmaker) status will be automatically passed on to the person he loves, all it takes is an imperial decree from the Jade Emperor to go through the motions.Why do you say it's just a show?Because this is the rule that Ancestor Hongjun set for the love department in the world a long time ago in the prehistoric period.After Patriarch Hongjun became the Dao of Heaven, this became the "Mandate of Heaven" and could not be changed.Even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother can't!
After all, no matter how awesome the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were later on, they were just a pair of male and female book boys of the ancestor Hongjun.
Closer to home, let's talk about the inheritance regulations of Yuelao Palace.
In other words, it is precisely because of such inheritance regulations that the gods who hold the red thread always alternate between men and women, because men like women, women like men, and men like women... That's it, staggered and so on.
Therefore, many people in the world are always confused: Is it Yuelao or Matchmaker who is holding the red thread?
In fact, it is both a "Yuelao" and a "matchmaker".Generally speaking, men are called "Yuelao" and women are called "Matchmaker".
Therefore, there is a moon elder palace and a matchmaker in the heaven moon palace.
Until, one day, the new matchmaker passed by the world and saw two blue and white female snakes loving each other on the ground. Feeling this, she felt pity for the stifled same-sex love in the world, so she knelt down and begged the Jade Emperor to open a same-sex love hall.
In the end, the Jade Emperor agreed to his request and added the Danmei Pavilion and the Baihe Pavilion, and renamed the original department in charge of men and women as the "Romantic Pavilion".
Lily, the original mainstream matchmaker, became the first matchmaker who concurrently served as the Romance Pavilion and the Lily Pavilion.
Of course, the story doesn't end there.
In fact, the vast majority of people are twins, even invisible, in their bones.It's just that there is no chance to dig it.
Matchmaker Lily has been exposed to the love of women and girls every day since she entered the Lily Pavilion.She had watched the love between men and women for N years before, and she was really tired of watching it, so when she suddenly saw lace, she suddenly felt a clear stream, and she has been addicted to it ever since.
Gradually, she also began to like women.
And the person she likes is none other than Little Eight Princess.
By the way, everyone knows that the first seven daughters of the Jade Emperor were bombarded by the Jade Emperor according to the rules of heaven, and none of them could stay in the heaven.So this pair of supreme couples in heaven and earth, although they have their feet above ten thousand people and enjoy the court of ten thousand immortals, are actually lonely in their hearts.The two have complemented each other to rule the Three Realms for many years, and their relationship is not so much like a husband and wife, but rather like a collaborator.Gradually, the warm part of the relationship has long since disappeared, leaving only rational discussions about major events in the Three Realms.It is rare to have such warmth when facing their children.
One can imagine, as a pair of parents, having already lost seven children, how do they pamper the last one?
Therefore, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's love for Xiao Ba has reached an unbelievable level.Moreover, they made up their minds to let her stay in heaven and by their side.Even, in order to prevent her from falling in love with mortals like the other seven sisters, they didn't even want her to be in the mortal world, and put an end to all her activities related to descending to the mortal world.
Sure enough, it was very fruitful in the end—Xiao Bagong did not fall in love with mortals, but fell in love with gods.
Yes, the little eight princesses fell in love with Lily Matchmaker, Lily, who chatted with her every day and brainwashed her into "the queen's way"!
Cough cough, of course, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother played an indispensable role in bringing about the little eighth princess and Lily Matchmaker, because they actually thought that there are big sex men like Marshal Tianpeng in the fairy world, so, even in the sky All the male gods are not allowed to contact Xiao Ba.
Not to mention male gods, no matter people or immortals, ghosts or demons, as long as they are male, no one can touch her!
The control is strict, and every creature that comes close to Xiao Ba is stripped of his clothes to test his parents ==
So, you said, besides women, who else could Little Eight Princess like? (The amount of help).
In short, the Eighth Princess of Heaven fell in love with the matchmaker Lily.
But the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother definitely didn't want to lose their daughter again, so they decided to do a very shameless thing for their daughter's future—sneakily beat Lily into the world.
The eighth princess couldn't find Lily, so she searched everywhere for news.Naturally, none of the gods in the heaven dared to talk too much about the royal housework, so they all pretended that they didn't know.
Originally, the Eighth Princess could not find any clues.
However, the eighth princess, as the child of Zhong Wanshi's supreme couple, is still very smart!
She saw that Baihe, as the main matchmaker of the Yuelao Palace, had been missing for many days and no one was looking for her. Even the Jade Emperor, who was the lord of the Three Realms, hadn't mentioned this matter at all.
This is so abnormal! !You must know that the biggest difference between humans and animals is that they have emotions, and they are very delicate and sensitive emotions.It can be said that all human development is the manipulation of the seven emotions and six desires.Without emotion, it would not be a human being.
It is unimaginable that the Heavenly Court Moon Lao Palace has no owner!
——But the Jade Emperor allowed such a thing to happen, and he still kept it.
Then, there is only one possibility—the disappearance of Lily was caused by the Jade Emperor!
After affirming this, the eighth princess went to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to argue.
Well, it’s a theory, but it’s actually just trying to tear it apart.
As parents who truly love their children, they will never be able to tear their children apart, because they will eventually be unable to hold back their children because of love and choose to compromise.
The same goes for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
Therefore, the eighth princess went down to find her sweetheart, Matchmaker Lily.
And, with his own serious mission: take over as Lily Matchmaker.
——This is the only way that the poor parents could think of for their daughter.
If it is said that falling in love with immortals violates the rules of heaven, then there are always a few couples that are exceptions.For example: the Jade Emperor and the queen mother;
In order to keep their daughters from violating the rules of heaven, they came up with this idea in line with normal procedures: After all, a matchmaker can fall in love, and the next matchmaker can also fall in love, but everything will end when the next matchmaker takes office. moment.
Of course, whether the two ended up later is something to be said later.
Let's say that the eighth princess has received a serious mission and went down to find her lover!
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are indeed very hurtful: because Lily is the most affectionate and sexual person in the world, accumulating too much love, and love and love are the spirit of everything and the vitality of everything.Therefore, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, in order to prevent this unprecedented matchmaker from condensing her spiritual energy again, ascending to the fairy throne, and reuniting with her own daughter, they simply sent her into the mortal world, scattered her soul, and scattered them in twelve different places. Dynasties, and finally transformed into twelve different women.
After the eighth princess descends to earth, she needs to travel through these dynasties, find the twelve women, and collect all their souls.
However, because Matchmaker Lily is the most affectionate and sexual person in the world, she has a natural debt of love as soon as she enters the world.Therefore, when she lived in the twelfth world, she owed love debts to twelve women respectively.
The poor eighth princess finally had to find the real soul of the eighth princess in modern times, accompany her back to those twelve dynasties, experience and end those twelve relationships, and then bring her back to the heaven and restore all her memories.
In the end, Lily and the eighth princess got married.And, happy for thousands of years.
Because, the cunning calculations, such as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, do not want the last daughter to sacrifice for the so-called rule of heaven, so they racked their brains and came up with a plan that has the best of both worlds: the eighth princess is appointed as the new Lily Matchmaker, so, according to the regulations, She can fall in love with Lily; however, she has been reluctant to officially register the eighth princess as Lily's matchmaker.Because, according to the destiny, as long as the new matchmaker is registered, the previous matchmaker will be exiled to the ends of the world.So, just like this, procrastinating, the two actually fell in love together for a long time...
After all, no god without long eyes would take the initiative to touch the royal family and remind the Jade Emperor to formally appoint the eighth princess as the new Lily Matchmaker!
(Especially, after a god without eyes really suggested that the Jade Emperor not only pretended to be stupid and failed to issue a decree, but deposed the god far away ==)
In this way, this pair of darlings of fate, taking advantage of the loopholes in the sky, lived happily together and became the first lily couple in heaven and earth!
However, nothing is perfect.
Because it is too perfect to violate the law of heaven.The so-called way of heaven is incomplete.
Therefore, they still encountered a disaster that was almost wiped out——
"Are you sure you really want to know?"
"Hmm." I almost clenched my fist secretly.As soon as she comes out, I will definitely punch her flat.
"Okay, since you begged me to tell you so sincerely, I will reluctantly tell you..."
She finally told me the whole truth when I clenched my fist and almost waved it into the void:
It turns out that a long, long time ago, there were the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and Yuelao in heaven.However, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother later gave birth to seven daughters, and later, the eighth daughter, the little eighth princess.
And the Yuelao Palace has long been separated—with the development of the world, the sexual orientation of mortals has begun to mutate, not only the normal love between men and women before, but also the love between men and women, and the love between women and women, and even some people. Beast love, character love.Therefore, Yuelao Palace is also divided into three departments: Romance Pavilion, Danmei Pavilion, and Lily Pavilion.
As the name suggests, the owner of the romance hall is to match men and women with normal sexual orientations in the world, and it is the mainstream, so it is directly named "romance".
Danmei Museum is to match the love between men and women in the world.
As for the Lily Pavilion, it is natural to match the love between women and girls in the world.This one is one of the few.
Why is there such a division of labor?Due to a fairy.This fairy is called Lily.
That's right, she is the first owner of the Lily Pavilion.
There is one special rule for choosing Yuelao or Matchmaker in Tianting Yuelao Palace:
When the previous Yuelao or Matchmaker falls in love with someone, his Yuelao (or Matchmaker) status will be automatically passed on to the person he loves, all it takes is an imperial decree from the Jade Emperor to go through the motions.Why do you say it's just a show?Because this is the rule that Ancestor Hongjun set for the love department in the world a long time ago in the prehistoric period.After Patriarch Hongjun became the Dao of Heaven, this became the "Mandate of Heaven" and could not be changed.Even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother can't!
After all, no matter how awesome the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were later on, they were just a pair of male and female book boys of the ancestor Hongjun.
Closer to home, let's talk about the inheritance regulations of Yuelao Palace.
In other words, it is precisely because of such inheritance regulations that the gods who hold the red thread always alternate between men and women, because men like women, women like men, and men like women... That's it, staggered and so on.
Therefore, many people in the world are always confused: Is it Yuelao or Matchmaker who is holding the red thread?
In fact, it is both a "Yuelao" and a "matchmaker".Generally speaking, men are called "Yuelao" and women are called "Matchmaker".
Therefore, there is a moon elder palace and a matchmaker in the heaven moon palace.
Until, one day, the new matchmaker passed by the world and saw two blue and white female snakes loving each other on the ground. Feeling this, she felt pity for the stifled same-sex love in the world, so she knelt down and begged the Jade Emperor to open a same-sex love hall.
In the end, the Jade Emperor agreed to his request and added the Danmei Pavilion and the Baihe Pavilion, and renamed the original department in charge of men and women as the "Romantic Pavilion".
Lily, the original mainstream matchmaker, became the first matchmaker who concurrently served as the Romance Pavilion and the Lily Pavilion.
Of course, the story doesn't end there.
In fact, the vast majority of people are twins, even invisible, in their bones.It's just that there is no chance to dig it.
Matchmaker Lily has been exposed to the love of women and girls every day since she entered the Lily Pavilion.She had watched the love between men and women for N years before, and she was really tired of watching it, so when she suddenly saw lace, she suddenly felt a clear stream, and she has been addicted to it ever since.
Gradually, she also began to like women.
And the person she likes is none other than Little Eight Princess.
By the way, everyone knows that the first seven daughters of the Jade Emperor were bombarded by the Jade Emperor according to the rules of heaven, and none of them could stay in the heaven.So this pair of supreme couples in heaven and earth, although they have their feet above ten thousand people and enjoy the court of ten thousand immortals, are actually lonely in their hearts.The two have complemented each other to rule the Three Realms for many years, and their relationship is not so much like a husband and wife, but rather like a collaborator.Gradually, the warm part of the relationship has long since disappeared, leaving only rational discussions about major events in the Three Realms.It is rare to have such warmth when facing their children.
One can imagine, as a pair of parents, having already lost seven children, how do they pamper the last one?
Therefore, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's love for Xiao Ba has reached an unbelievable level.Moreover, they made up their minds to let her stay in heaven and by their side.Even, in order to prevent her from falling in love with mortals like the other seven sisters, they didn't even want her to be in the mortal world, and put an end to all her activities related to descending to the mortal world.
Sure enough, it was very fruitful in the end—Xiao Bagong did not fall in love with mortals, but fell in love with gods.
Yes, the little eight princesses fell in love with Lily Matchmaker, Lily, who chatted with her every day and brainwashed her into "the queen's way"!
Cough cough, of course, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother played an indispensable role in bringing about the little eighth princess and Lily Matchmaker, because they actually thought that there are big sex men like Marshal Tianpeng in the fairy world, so, even in the sky All the male gods are not allowed to contact Xiao Ba.
Not to mention male gods, no matter people or immortals, ghosts or demons, as long as they are male, no one can touch her!
The control is strict, and every creature that comes close to Xiao Ba is stripped of his clothes to test his parents ==
So, you said, besides women, who else could Little Eight Princess like? (The amount of help).
In short, the Eighth Princess of Heaven fell in love with the matchmaker Lily.
But the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother definitely didn't want to lose their daughter again, so they decided to do a very shameless thing for their daughter's future—sneakily beat Lily into the world.
The eighth princess couldn't find Lily, so she searched everywhere for news.Naturally, none of the gods in the heaven dared to talk too much about the royal housework, so they all pretended that they didn't know.
Originally, the Eighth Princess could not find any clues.
However, the eighth princess, as the child of Zhong Wanshi's supreme couple, is still very smart!
She saw that Baihe, as the main matchmaker of the Yuelao Palace, had been missing for many days and no one was looking for her. Even the Jade Emperor, who was the lord of the Three Realms, hadn't mentioned this matter at all.
This is so abnormal! !You must know that the biggest difference between humans and animals is that they have emotions, and they are very delicate and sensitive emotions.It can be said that all human development is the manipulation of the seven emotions and six desires.Without emotion, it would not be a human being.
It is unimaginable that the Heavenly Court Moon Lao Palace has no owner!
——But the Jade Emperor allowed such a thing to happen, and he still kept it.
Then, there is only one possibility—the disappearance of Lily was caused by the Jade Emperor!
After affirming this, the eighth princess went to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to argue.
Well, it’s a theory, but it’s actually just trying to tear it apart.
As parents who truly love their children, they will never be able to tear their children apart, because they will eventually be unable to hold back their children because of love and choose to compromise.
The same goes for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
Therefore, the eighth princess went down to find her sweetheart, Matchmaker Lily.
And, with his own serious mission: take over as Lily Matchmaker.
——This is the only way that the poor parents could think of for their daughter.
If it is said that falling in love with immortals violates the rules of heaven, then there are always a few couples that are exceptions.For example: the Jade Emperor and the queen mother;
In order to keep their daughters from violating the rules of heaven, they came up with this idea in line with normal procedures: After all, a matchmaker can fall in love, and the next matchmaker can also fall in love, but everything will end when the next matchmaker takes office. moment.
Of course, whether the two ended up later is something to be said later.
Let's say that the eighth princess has received a serious mission and went down to find her lover!
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are indeed very hurtful: because Lily is the most affectionate and sexual person in the world, accumulating too much love, and love and love are the spirit of everything and the vitality of everything.Therefore, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, in order to prevent this unprecedented matchmaker from condensing her spiritual energy again, ascending to the fairy throne, and reuniting with her own daughter, they simply sent her into the mortal world, scattered her soul, and scattered them in twelve different places. Dynasties, and finally transformed into twelve different women.
After the eighth princess descends to earth, she needs to travel through these dynasties, find the twelve women, and collect all their souls.
However, because Matchmaker Lily is the most affectionate and sexual person in the world, she has a natural debt of love as soon as she enters the world.Therefore, when she lived in the twelfth world, she owed love debts to twelve women respectively.
The poor eighth princess finally had to find the real soul of the eighth princess in modern times, accompany her back to those twelve dynasties, experience and end those twelve relationships, and then bring her back to the heaven and restore all her memories.
In the end, Lily and the eighth princess got married.And, happy for thousands of years.
Because, the cunning calculations, such as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, do not want the last daughter to sacrifice for the so-called rule of heaven, so they racked their brains and came up with a plan that has the best of both worlds: the eighth princess is appointed as the new Lily Matchmaker, so, according to the regulations, She can fall in love with Lily; however, she has been reluctant to officially register the eighth princess as Lily's matchmaker.Because, according to the destiny, as long as the new matchmaker is registered, the previous matchmaker will be exiled to the ends of the world.So, just like this, procrastinating, the two actually fell in love together for a long time...
After all, no god without long eyes would take the initiative to touch the royal family and remind the Jade Emperor to formally appoint the eighth princess as the new Lily Matchmaker!
(Especially, after a god without eyes really suggested that the Jade Emperor not only pretended to be stupid and failed to issue a decree, but deposed the god far away ==)
In this way, this pair of darlings of fate, taking advantage of the loopholes in the sky, lived happily together and became the first lily couple in heaven and earth!
However, nothing is perfect.
Because it is too perfect to violate the law of heaven.The so-called way of heaven is incomplete.
Therefore, they still encountered a disaster that was almost wiped out——
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