Lily of those years opened the way [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 192 Pinch 1, Knead 1
I think Mr. System never thought that he would become a sculptor one day, and what he carved was the stone statue of the fairy sister in Jin Yong's famous book "Dragon Babu"!
However, looking at the lifelike stone statue that appeared after the flash of golden light and flying stone chips, I couldn't help but suddenly realized: Nima, who else can be so lifelike, except for the perverted electronic carving with precise data positioning of the system? !
I should have realized earlier that when Duan Yu saw the stone statue of the fairy sister, he immediately thought it was a real person and was moved.And day and night, he thought about marrying Wang Yuyan who looked exactly like the stone statue. How could it be a stone statue carved by a mortal?
【How about it?Are you satisfied? o(╯□╰)o]
The system gentleman is so proud that he is about to jump out of the dialog box.
Can you be dissatisfied?
It took me a lot of effort to hold back my compliments, and I said, "It's not bad. Why don't you draw another picture for us."
I remember that in addition to seeing the stone statue from the cave, Duan Yu also got a painting.In that painting, Li Canghai was also so lifelike as a real person.
The system gentleman is not happy: [Hey, you are here to help me do things through time travel, not me to help you do things. 】
"What's the difference? You help me and I help you. Let's pass this lily pass together. In the end, we all benefit, don't we?"
Although I'm not very smart, after a few rounds of reading, I can roughly guess that this system is probably using me for some tasks.And the result of this task may still determine something, otherwise there will not always be people with romance and sensuality to sabotage.
The system gentleman didn't speak, and after a while, it flickered: [It's really a face to you o(╯□╰)o]
Obviously, I was right.
So, after putting down a harsh word, the system obediently went to draw.
This time, with a flash of black light, the portrait of me, or Cang Hai, was drawn on the plain white paper.Still, still alive.
Just like alive.
Looking at the stone statue, and then at the painting, I began to understand why Duan Yu couldn't walk.
but--
After looking closely, I found that the stone statues and portraits are different, one looks like the sea, and the other looks like me.
Well, no wonder later people are always confused about who Wu Yazi painted and carved.It turned out that one was really an older sister and the other was a younger sister.However, the person who painted and sculpted was not Wu Yazi, but a plug-in system.
Canghai got stone statues and portraits, and liked them very much.
But the system proposes at this time: According to the main line of "Tian Long Ba Bu", Wu Yazi is going to teach Xu Zhu martial arts, we should send him back to his disciple Su Xinghe.
Su Xinghe?
Pass on martial arts?
Only then did I remember that Su Xinghe set up a Zhenlong chess game, which was broken by Xu Zhu, so Wu Yazi passed on his life's kung fu to Xu Zhu.
I was speechless: "So you mean, the main line of this story has to go through again?"
[Of course, this is the world of "Tian Long Ba Bu", how can we not follow the main line. 】
The characteristic of Mr. System is that he can shamelessly put on a serious tone every time.
So I "kindly" reminded him: "But the main line is completely messed up now, right? The three sisters of the Tianshan School have all engaged in concubines, and Wu Yazi has never had a wife. What about Mrs. Wang? Where did Wang Yuyan come from?" of?"
【…】
System master card machine.
After a long while, it flashed again: [Actually, actually... If you don't ask me, I don't plan to talk about it.Actually... Mrs. Wang already has one, and even Wang Yuyan has already followed her cousin around. 】
"Nani?" I thought I heard it wrong, "Canghai has never given birth to Wu Yazi's child, where did the daughter Mrs. Wang come from?"
【She didn't give birth, so I can make it. . . 】
Mr. System said shamelessly.
[As early as many years ago, because Cang Hai was your wife, it was impossible to have a baby with Wu Yazi, so I... just squeezed one. 】
"Pinch... squeezed one?!"
I gasp.
【yes.Didn't you find that Mrs. Wang has no humanity?Because she was originally made of clay. 】
"..."
I stayed for a long time.
In the end, I had to nod blankly: So, in fact, Mrs. Wang is so cold-blooded not because of her cold temperament, but because-she is not human at all! !
"What about Wang Yuyan?" I remembered that wood-like beauty with a high IQ, and my voice was stuttering, "She is also very anti-human! You can't even make her out of mud?!"
【How can it be?Wang Yuyan is the heroine of the whole book, she has a very important part in the scene, how can she be pinched with mud! 】Mr. System hastily denied it, 【Do you think we are so unprofessional? 】
Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief: "It's fine if you don't."
【She was pinched by me with petals o(╯□╰)o】
"..."
God let me die.
Mr. System didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and he was very proud: [I used the most beautiful peony flower, which was made by kneading the first dew in the morning, so it is very beautiful and pure. 】
"Still inhuman..."
I'm out of breath.
[You can't say that either.Although it does not have the temperament of a human being, it is smarter than a human being!Did you know that what I integrated into her brain is the latest high-tech chip, and the memory storage is top-notch! 】
Speaking of his achievement, a certain system couldn't hide its pride.
"..."
So, it turns out that Wang Yuyan's photographic memory is not because she has a really good memory, but because she has an electronic chip in her brain? !
I can't complain about this setting anymore.
"So, Mr. System, you are actually a novel writer, right? Or the kind that writes goofy novels?"
Originally, he was just complaining about the ridiculous background setting, but the system gentleman made a shy expression. .Yes, the shy look. . .
Then a line of words flashed: [Short Oil~~ You really have a vision.But this is not dog blood.In my time, this was a very novel and sensational idea, which made me lead the entire industry by a circle!It's just that now that you've watched too much, you'll feel like dog blood and thunder. Besides, even if you talk about dog blood and thunder every day, you still follow dog blood and thunder, don't you? 】
I'm tempted to say no.
But when I think about those popular TV dramas that are thundering, those popular novels that are bloody, and those popular stars whose personalities are smeared... I am silent.
Perhaps, it is right.Because popularity and clicks speak for themselves.
[Many times, the words are not right, and the mouth is saying praise, but the heart may not like it.Talking about Tianlei in his mouth, but secretly he likes to chase and see to the end... People’s hearts are very strange, when one day you understand, you don’t know that writing novels can be popular, even if you go into business, enter the entertainment industry or even enter politics, you can still feel like a fish in water , red through half the sky! 】
The century-old unscrupulous system, today, actually preached once.
And I didn't talk back or laugh at her as usual.
I knew that what she was talking about must be the experience of her entire life.Although, I don't know who it is.
However, looking at the lifelike stone statue that appeared after the flash of golden light and flying stone chips, I couldn't help but suddenly realized: Nima, who else can be so lifelike, except for the perverted electronic carving with precise data positioning of the system? !
I should have realized earlier that when Duan Yu saw the stone statue of the fairy sister, he immediately thought it was a real person and was moved.And day and night, he thought about marrying Wang Yuyan who looked exactly like the stone statue. How could it be a stone statue carved by a mortal?
【How about it?Are you satisfied? o(╯□╰)o]
The system gentleman is so proud that he is about to jump out of the dialog box.
Can you be dissatisfied?
It took me a lot of effort to hold back my compliments, and I said, "It's not bad. Why don't you draw another picture for us."
I remember that in addition to seeing the stone statue from the cave, Duan Yu also got a painting.In that painting, Li Canghai was also so lifelike as a real person.
The system gentleman is not happy: [Hey, you are here to help me do things through time travel, not me to help you do things. 】
"What's the difference? You help me and I help you. Let's pass this lily pass together. In the end, we all benefit, don't we?"
Although I'm not very smart, after a few rounds of reading, I can roughly guess that this system is probably using me for some tasks.And the result of this task may still determine something, otherwise there will not always be people with romance and sensuality to sabotage.
The system gentleman didn't speak, and after a while, it flickered: [It's really a face to you o(╯□╰)o]
Obviously, I was right.
So, after putting down a harsh word, the system obediently went to draw.
This time, with a flash of black light, the portrait of me, or Cang Hai, was drawn on the plain white paper.Still, still alive.
Just like alive.
Looking at the stone statue, and then at the painting, I began to understand why Duan Yu couldn't walk.
but--
After looking closely, I found that the stone statues and portraits are different, one looks like the sea, and the other looks like me.
Well, no wonder later people are always confused about who Wu Yazi painted and carved.It turned out that one was really an older sister and the other was a younger sister.However, the person who painted and sculpted was not Wu Yazi, but a plug-in system.
Canghai got stone statues and portraits, and liked them very much.
But the system proposes at this time: According to the main line of "Tian Long Ba Bu", Wu Yazi is going to teach Xu Zhu martial arts, we should send him back to his disciple Su Xinghe.
Su Xinghe?
Pass on martial arts?
Only then did I remember that Su Xinghe set up a Zhenlong chess game, which was broken by Xu Zhu, so Wu Yazi passed on his life's kung fu to Xu Zhu.
I was speechless: "So you mean, the main line of this story has to go through again?"
[Of course, this is the world of "Tian Long Ba Bu", how can we not follow the main line. 】
The characteristic of Mr. System is that he can shamelessly put on a serious tone every time.
So I "kindly" reminded him: "But the main line is completely messed up now, right? The three sisters of the Tianshan School have all engaged in concubines, and Wu Yazi has never had a wife. What about Mrs. Wang? Where did Wang Yuyan come from?" of?"
【…】
System master card machine.
After a long while, it flashed again: [Actually, actually... If you don't ask me, I don't plan to talk about it.Actually... Mrs. Wang already has one, and even Wang Yuyan has already followed her cousin around. 】
"Nani?" I thought I heard it wrong, "Canghai has never given birth to Wu Yazi's child, where did the daughter Mrs. Wang come from?"
【She didn't give birth, so I can make it. . . 】
Mr. System said shamelessly.
[As early as many years ago, because Cang Hai was your wife, it was impossible to have a baby with Wu Yazi, so I... just squeezed one. 】
"Pinch... squeezed one?!"
I gasp.
【yes.Didn't you find that Mrs. Wang has no humanity?Because she was originally made of clay. 】
"..."
I stayed for a long time.
In the end, I had to nod blankly: So, in fact, Mrs. Wang is so cold-blooded not because of her cold temperament, but because-she is not human at all! !
"What about Wang Yuyan?" I remembered that wood-like beauty with a high IQ, and my voice was stuttering, "She is also very anti-human! You can't even make her out of mud?!"
【How can it be?Wang Yuyan is the heroine of the whole book, she has a very important part in the scene, how can she be pinched with mud! 】Mr. System hastily denied it, 【Do you think we are so unprofessional? 】
Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief: "It's fine if you don't."
【She was pinched by me with petals o(╯□╰)o】
"..."
God let me die.
Mr. System didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and he was very proud: [I used the most beautiful peony flower, which was made by kneading the first dew in the morning, so it is very beautiful and pure. 】
"Still inhuman..."
I'm out of breath.
[You can't say that either.Although it does not have the temperament of a human being, it is smarter than a human being!Did you know that what I integrated into her brain is the latest high-tech chip, and the memory storage is top-notch! 】
Speaking of his achievement, a certain system couldn't hide its pride.
"..."
So, it turns out that Wang Yuyan's photographic memory is not because she has a really good memory, but because she has an electronic chip in her brain? !
I can't complain about this setting anymore.
"So, Mr. System, you are actually a novel writer, right? Or the kind that writes goofy novels?"
Originally, he was just complaining about the ridiculous background setting, but the system gentleman made a shy expression. .Yes, the shy look. . .
Then a line of words flashed: [Short Oil~~ You really have a vision.But this is not dog blood.In my time, this was a very novel and sensational idea, which made me lead the entire industry by a circle!It's just that now that you've watched too much, you'll feel like dog blood and thunder. Besides, even if you talk about dog blood and thunder every day, you still follow dog blood and thunder, don't you? 】
I'm tempted to say no.
But when I think about those popular TV dramas that are thundering, those popular novels that are bloody, and those popular stars whose personalities are smeared... I am silent.
Perhaps, it is right.Because popularity and clicks speak for themselves.
[Many times, the words are not right, and the mouth is saying praise, but the heart may not like it.Talking about Tianlei in his mouth, but secretly he likes to chase and see to the end... People’s hearts are very strange, when one day you understand, you don’t know that writing novels can be popular, even if you go into business, enter the entertainment industry or even enter politics, you can still feel like a fish in water , red through half the sky! 】
The century-old unscrupulous system, today, actually preached once.
And I didn't talk back or laugh at her as usual.
I knew that what she was talking about must be the experience of her entire life.Although, I don't know who it is.
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