There is a big problem with mackerel this week

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If Dazai regrets it, this is probably the setting.

Setting

是糖哦【怂.jpg感谢在2020-03-0802：21：43～2020-03-0900：17：18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：APH.﹉1瓶；非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！“我喜欢中也。”

Early in the morning, Osamu Dazai was half-sitting on the ground, lying on the edge of the bed with his chin propped on his hands, looking at Chuya Nakahara.The sunlight outside the window scattered in the house, imprinted on his iris eyes, shining brightly, making those eyes seem to be able to speak.

Osamu Dazai looked gentle, looking at Chuya Nakahara with intense emotion in his eyes that seemed to overflow in the next second.When he was drowsy in the Central Plains, he repeated what he had just said.

"I like Chuya."

"..." At first he thought he was having some kind of nightmare, but Zhong Yuanzhong, who was in the dream, also woke up completely. He shivered all over, and blinked his eyes to make sure that the person in front of him was not fabricated by the dream. After that, he was so flustered that he almost rolled off the bed.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's azure blue eyes stared like copper bells.

"How will you be here!"

"Mackerel, what are you crazy about?!"

He just fell asleep, why is that bastard Dazai at his bedside!

Nakahara also completely ignored Osamu Dazai's affectionate confession at his bedside just now.Although he hasn't seen Dazai for a long time because of too many things about the port mafia recently, but he can't tell where this mackerel came to him with a twitch of his brain.

Yes, he already regarded the abnormal Dazai he saw upon waking up as a gesture deliberately made by the other party to shield him, just like his gentle reaction to the other party when he mistakenly read the book of Miss Hongye last time.

It seems that Dazai probably realized it later, so he specially found time to come to him when he could rarely sleep in.

Osamu Dazai became depressed because of Chuya's reaction, which was visible to the naked eye.Then, as if he had been injected with a stimulant, he raised his head and stared at Nakahara Chuya, and repeated every word again.

"I like Chuya."

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong also felt goosebumps covering his whole body.

"You bastard, it's disgusting!"

"That's enough, even if it's for revenge on you, you don't have to fight like this, right?" This trick really hurts the enemy one thousand and self-damage eight hundred.

... Dazai is too vindictive.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who thought it was a conspiracy, also punctured the other party mercilessly. He stood up from the ground and rubbed his messy hair a little irritably.

"..." Osamu Dazai didn't speak.

Zhong Yuan also went to the closet and began to change clothes.Unlike Dazai Osamu, who is idle all day long even if he is a good person, he still has the task assigned by Mori Ogai to complete today after he wakes up.

There was a rustling sound behind him, and then Nakahara also heard Osamu Dazai's footsteps getting closer to him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also faintly sensed that something was wrong, he buttoned up the collar of his shirt and turned around abruptly.

He crashed into Dazai's arms.

"I like Chuya." The owner of the iris eyes repeated the fourth confession this morning while hugging him.

……

"...That's it." Nakahara Nakaya, who told the detective agency everything that happened this morning, pointed to Osamu Dazai who was tightly tied up in the seat behind with an impatient expression.

"If it wasn't for this guy's 'disqualification' still on him, I would have thought he was impersonated by someone else."

Edogawa ran in the direction Nakahara Chuya was pointing at, and the corners of his mouth drooped.

He had been prepared to lie in bed today—at least that was what he had planned before Kunikida Doppo called him, saying that Nakahara Nakaya of the port mafia had tied Osamu Dazai to him.

Because of the interesting things, he gave up staying in bed and came to the detective agency, but at the moment he met Dazai Osamu, Edogawa Ranpo realized that his appearance was probably planned by someone.

A detective is regarded as a tool man.He is not happy!

Osamu Dazai who was sitting there blinked innocently, because his mouth was taped up by Nakahara Chuya, he couldn't speak for a while, so he could only sit there seemingly obediently.

As long as he wanted, he could easily break free from any tool that bound him. This is something that anyone who is familiar with Osamu Dazai knows, but for some reason the other party did not do so.

"...So what's wrong with this guy?" Zhongya Nakahara asked.

"..." Edogawa Ranpo refused to answer this question.He never knew which corner took out a pack of snacks and tried to pretend he didn't hear it, but after stuffing two potato chips, he changed his attitude again.

"Okay, okay! It's really annoying, the detective knows!"

Edogawa took out his glasses from his pocket in a flustered manner, put them on, opened his eyes and glanced at Osamu Dazai over there, and then looked at Chuya Nakahara in front of him with a serious expression.

"Hey, Mr. Hat. I suggest you take this guy with you today."

"How is it possible! I still have work to do today, do you think I'm just this guy who is idle all day long!"

"Just treat it as a large pendant?"

"No! What kind of disgusting pendant is this!"

"Hmm." Ranpo Edogawa, who felt Chuya Nakahara's strong reluctance, could only reluctantly say according to the established script, "Is it really not possible?"

"Absolutely not!"

"...But Dazai has a disease that will kill you without the hat-kun."

"What?" A stone stirred up waves.The members of the detective agency who had been quietly eavesdropping gathered around gossiping.

This news is too explosive, but also tinged with subtle ambiguity.That guy Dazai got a disease that would have killed him without the Central Plains?

"What kind of disease is it?" Knowing that Ranpo Edogawa would not attack for no reason, she asked Yosano Akiko beside her, looking at Osamu Dazai's expression with regret.If it weren't for Dazai Osamu's superpower, she might have wanted to restore the other party to the factory for a long time.

"This morning, ah, no, ok, ok, last night, Dazai probably encountered a strange power user in a bar. The other party's power probably made the person who got the power get the completely opposite setting .”

"The time limit is one day. If the setting is violated, the person who has the supernatural ability will die."

It's a rather nasty and strange ability.Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency was a little distracted for a while.It sounds like a game setting, if that's the case, isn't Dazai sitting over there...

Wait, does Dazai have supernatural powers?

Osamu Dazai noticed the eyes of everyone, even if he was comforted and his mouth was taped, it didn't stop him from showing a look of joy.

It was a face filled with love and hope.

Atsuko Nakajima, who seemed suspicious, wanted to ask Ranpo Edogawa if he made a mistake. As soon as he opened his mouth, Ranpo Edogawa quickly threw the wave soda in his hand like a baseball player. knocked him down.

Now everyone in the detective agency who had doubts stopped their desire to ask questions, and looked at Osamu Dazai who was tied up in a ball and Nakahara Chuya who was in a violent state with delicate expressions.

"Huh? What does that have to do with me?" Zhong Yuanzhong also felt a little puzzled.What does it mean to get the opposite setting, did this guy Dazai become a character of the solar system?What kind of century joke is this!

"Of course it has something to do with it." Edogawa Ranpo nodded resolutely. "That guy Dazai, I didn't treat you this morning—"

"Confession!"

"Wait, tell, tell me, tell me?!—" Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida Doppo, who got up again, fell to the ground alone, and the books in the hands of one of them were knocked down.

That's Osamu Dazai!That's Osamu Dazai!

Osamu Dazai's confession to people is almost one of the daily routines of everyone in the detective agency. With the female clerk in the coffee shop downstairs, the beautiful women who come to the detective agency for help, and even the female passers-by on the side of the road, no matter when and where the other party is Whoever, Osamu Dazai can make an affectionate confession to the other party.

However, Mr. Dazai actually confessed to the male Mr. Nakahara, who he hated the most... Isn't this really a joke of the century made by Mr. Dazai!

Everyone in the detective agency was in a mess.

"After all, it's the opposite setting." Ranpo Edogawa was forced to add, lacking in interest, "Because Dazai likes Hat-kun the most now, so in order not to violate the setting, Dazai had better stay with Hat-kun. "

"If there is no hat-kun, it is equivalent to violating the setting, and Dazai will really die."

"After all, people in love are sticky together."

Then let him die!The biggest victim, Zhong Yuan, also let out a shameful roar from the bottom of his heart.

It takes such a strong disgust to be reversed into a confession.This kind of doubt mixed with an inexplicable sour emotion was also suppressed by Zhong Yuanzhong.

He couldn't tell the difference, so he could only think wildly along with the desire to complain that rose in his mind.

The favorite corresponds to the most hated, but once it becomes a favorite, I always feel that it becomes very strange!

Nakahara Nakaya stared at Ranpo Edogawa who was eating snacks again, unable to tell if the other party was lying, he could only collapse and accept this fact for the time being.

Then, a word suddenly came from his ear.

"I like Chuya." It was Osamu Dazai who broke free from the rope.

This is the fifth confession today.

……

The Armed Detective Agency was fortunate to witness the scene of Osamu Dazai's confession just mentioned by Edogawa Ranpo's reasoning, and the strength of the demolition office due to gravity, and thought about the issue of compensation in the rubble suspended in the air wrapped in red light.

Edogawa Ranpo looked at the snack bag that he had eaten halfway after opening and was covered with dust, and decided to ask the president to call Mori Ogai later to file a claim.

——Although the cause is Dazai, the hat-kun still wants to pay for my snacks! ! !

Transferring the gravel to a safe area, the panicked Nakahara Nakaya threw down his salary card and ran. When he stopped at the street corner, he seemed to remember what Edogawa Ranpo said just now. He turned around and continued running with Dazai in his hand. All that remained was his forbearing and hoarse voice.

"This guy asked for leave today!—"

Working hard even after work, Chuya Nakahara followed his habit and dragged Dazai all the way back to the port mafia.He stopped standing in front of the Mafia building in the port, and suddenly remembered that the guy he was holding in his hand had defected, so he might not be willing to go in like this.

Dazai would only haunt the Mafia building at the port when there was a need for information. In Nakahara Chuya’s memory, Dazai would not even pass by the port mafia if it was not necessary. The building Mr. Mori was in was blown up, if the other party was allowed to enter the Mafia building in the port...

After hesitating for a moment, recalling Edogawa Ranpo's words of 'opposite setting', Nakahara Nakaya looked back at Osamu Dazai, and asked hesitantly, "Dazai, how do you feel about the mafia at the port?"

"I like--"

"Wait enough, are you a repeater!" Passing subordinates quietly cast their gazes over, and Zhongyuan Zhong also quickly covered his mouth that was about to spit out another confession, his cheeks were flushed.

Dead mackerel doesn't care about face, he wants face!

When he thought about what "like" the other party revealed in the port mafia, he might not be able to wash it off even if he jumped into the Yellow River.He didn't want to be called by both the eldest sister and the leader to talk about life.

"Talk to me carefully, do you understand?" Covering Dazai's mouth with one hand and grabbing his collar with the other, Zhongyuan Zhong also had a contorted expression, his eyes were full of warning.

The strength of his subordinates was getting stronger and stronger, Osamu Dazai, who felt the suffocation, blinked a little bit wronged, and then nodded reluctantly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also breathed a sigh of relief, feeling tired from the difficulty of handling the mackerel in front of him.

If he's going to find out who made this mackerel look like this, he'll have to, wait, Dazai him—the key information flashed through his mind before he could grasp the silky sense of peace. , the hand that was relaxed because of thinking was grabbed by someone.

Dazai grabbed the hand that Chuya was covering his mouth, then pulled it up and stuck it to the side of his face, seeing Chuya's surprised expression, he gently stroked his cheek, obediently like a cat.

Probably, as a port Mafia cadre, he was flirting with a man in broad daylight—especially Dazai Osamu, another defector from the former double black cadres. It is too rare for an indecent scene to pass by. Their expressions were all in a trance for a while, and more and more eyes focused on the two of them.

That Dazai Osamu is actually acting like a baby with Zhongya cadres?

Osamu Dazai ignored these gazes, he looked at Nakahara Nakahara's increasingly anxious dark face, and chuckled lightly.

Then, under the bad premonition in the Central Plains and under the eyes of everyone's gossip, he began to repeat that sentence again.

"I like Zhongye." This is the sixth confession today.

……

Gan.

Nakahara also began to think about whether there were any supernatural beings in Yokohama that caused group amnesia.

The members of Mafia, the gossip port, are powerful. Just dragging Dazai to the office before he can catch his breath, Mori Ogai has already made an internal call to Chuya Nakahara's desk, and began to calmly test his sudden visit "Is there any possibility of recovery for the former cadre of the port mafia? The words have already tacitly agreed that Osamu Dazai had a brain problem, and he pretended to express his regret. By the way, "The president of the Armed Detective Agency called himself to ask, It also brought me a lot of trouble." Chuya's bonus for this month was deducted for this reason.

Yubi Sen Ogai still remembers that Rang Zhong also remembers to take Dazai upstairs, for fear that Dazai will try to mess with something again. , Moth Dazai was tied into a ball this time by Nakahara Chuya, his mouth was tightly stuffed, and his head was covered with a black cloth before he was dragged up the elevator to meet the leader.The two members at the door of the chief's office were all dazed when they saw the Central Plains cadre who was suspected of dragging a giant sphere. They almost thought that the Central Plains cadre had dragged a bomb.

After the door opened, even Mori Ogai couldn't help but twitch when he saw the 'sphere' dragged by his cadres.

"Chuya-kun, what are you?" It seemed that Dazai was very angry with Chuya this time.

Mori Ogai rubbed his forehead.Dazai and Chuya have always been at odds with each other since they were teenagers. Dazai is like a child, and it’s not been a day or two since he likes to play with Zhongya when he has nothing to do. At that time, I just felt that Dazai probably came up with a new way to play Chuya.

Probably a smart person tends to think too much. He thinks that Dazai was actually taken to the port mafia building by tricks, and there are other purposes hidden behind it.

Mori Ogai sighed, and was thinking about how to get information out of Dazai's mouth, when Nakahara Chuya tore off the black cloth from Dazai's head.

Osamu Dazai, who was staring at Chuya Nakahara with hope and love in his eyes, was revealed.