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#Smaug (3)#

Smaug has been very sad lately because he has a 'cub', a cub that is only black and white.

In order to let the cub grow up as soon as possible and transform into a dragon as soon as possible, Smaug diligently fed her various kinds of milk, goat milk and deer milk every day.

However... a few months have passed, and the 'cub' has made great progress in learning the common language, but its body shape has not changed at all, and there is no sign of any tendency to transform into a dragon.

Looking at the fat worm lying in a ball among the gold nuggets, Smaug shook his head helplessly.His 'cub' is still a long way from transforming into a dragon.

At this time, Xiao Wu didn't know what Smaug was thinking, but just as usual, after waking up, he continued to lie in a daze, waiting for Smaug to come back from looking for food.

Lying on his back on the ocean of gold, Xiao Wu couldn't help but think of the monkey again, and wondered if he had a good life in the world of "Journey to the West", whether he had cultivated a positive fruit, completed his meritorious deeds, and entered the West with his master and younger brothers. Elysium.

"Hey, how did I end up in such a strange world of Middle-earth?" Tired of lying down, Xiao Wu slowly got up, looking at the gold around him and couldn't help but sigh.

After she learned some simple "common language", she inquired about the monster Simao.

The world she is in at this time is called "Middle-earth", where there are many races. In addition to the humans she is familiar with, there are also elves who will never grow old, sick and die, beautiful and wise, and strong but simple-minded dwarves. And fierce, half-orcs who hate sunlight and so on.

The middle-earth world depicted by Smaug is too complicated and weird, and Xiao Wuyi can't accept it for a while, so he hides in the cave like a turtle every day and refuses to come out.

After a few months of confusion, Xiao Wu finally couldn't help herself anymore. She couldn't accept her fate easily. She had to find a way to go back, whether it was going back to the previous zoo, or going back to the world of "Journey to the West" to find monkeys. In short...she couldn't stay Here, resign yourself to fate.

——*——

Smaug came back from hunting as usual, but he was surprised to see the fat worm waiting for him at the entrance of the cave.Over the past few months, Fat Chong has turned into a pile of mud, lying down or sitting every day, and it is really rare to see her standing up.

"Brother Si Mao, where's my milk?" Xiao Wu looked at Smaug's side and asked in surprise. Usually, there would be a lactating sheep or cow there, but now it was empty.

"Your size, no matter how much milk you drink." Smaug finished speaking, and threw a bloody hare over.

"What do you mean?" Xiao Wu asked with a puzzled look on his face, jumping away.

"I have made a decision, since drinking milk is useless to you, from now on, you will follow me to eat meat." After Smaug finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Wu while he was not paying attention.

"What do you want to do?" Xiao Wu was nervous. She thought that Smaug raised her as a child and would not hurt her, but now it seems that no one can guarantee that the monster in front of her will not go crazy and eat her one day.

"Don't move." Smaug remained expressionless, completely ignoring Xiao Wu's struggle, grabbing her with one hand, and reaching her mouth with the other.

Xiao Wu looked at Smaug in a panic, what did he want to do?Do you want to force-feed her to eat meat?

"I don't eat meat, let me go." Xiao Wu resisted and twisted her body, but to no avail, she could only watch Smaug pry open her mouth and stroke her teeth.

Hey... No, what did he touch my teeth for?

When Xiao Wu was full of doubts, he heard Smaug muttering to himself, "The teeth are still healthy, but not sharp enough."

After finishing speaking, Smaug let go of Xiao Wu, seeing her stubbornness and unwillingness to eat meat, he deliberately threatened her in a low voice, "This rabbit is your lunch today, if you don't eat it, you will be hungry."

Smaug originally thought that a lazy fellow like Fat Worm would give in quickly and eat the rabbit, but unexpectedly, she didn't eat it until night fell.

Clutching his stomach and leaning against the stone wall in the cave, Xiao Wu held his mouth, feeling aggrieved.

She is a panda who only likes to eat bamboo. If there is no bamboo, the next best thing is for her to eat apples, but the evil dragon only allows her to drink milk. Today is even more exaggerated. Follow her to eat meat.

Smaug has always noticed Xiao Wu's angry behavior.

He was worried that she was starving, but he tried to persuade her out of face. After all, he was the great Smaug, and he would never give in to a fat bug.

However... In the middle of the night, Smaug couldn't help but flew out.

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When Smaug returned to the cave again, he brought a lowing cow with him.

Xiao Wu's chest was pressed against her back, and she didn't sleep well, so she woke up as soon as the moo sound appeared.

Seeing the panicked and barking cows in front of her, Xiao Wu was full of joy. She quickly got up, said "thank you" to Smaug, and rushed towards the cows.

The warm milk gradually warmed the hungry stomach, and Xiao Wu drank happily, as if he had forgotten all the troubles in his heart.

"Hey!" Looking at the scene in front of him, Smaug couldn't help shaking his head and sighing. Fat Worm's first weaning plan ended in failure.

——*——

Since the last meat-eating incident, Xiao Wu got his wish and drank milk again.

The only difference was that every day after she finished drinking the milk, Smaug would always throw her an extremely crude stick, threatening her to bite off the stick, and even pretending that it was for her own good that he forced her to grind her teeth.

Xiao Wu couldn't hold on to such an oppressed life, she wanted to go back, but maybe only the gods knew the way to go back.

"Brother Si Mao, are there any gods in Middle-earth?" One day, Xiao Wu asked Smaug, throwing the broken teething stick in front of Smaug.

Smaug was very satisfied with Fat Worm's teeth grinding performance recently, but after listening to the other party's question, Smaug continued to lie lazily, ignoring her intentions at all.

After not seeing Smaug's response for a long time, Xiao Wu scratched his head and made up his mind.

Having spent a lot of time with Smaug, she naturally knew the other person's temperament, such as being strong, arrogant, and irritable, but she liked the flattery of others very much.

Quickly running in front of Smaug, Xiao Wu pretended to exaggerate and shouted loudly, "Oh, Mr. Smaug, the great dragon, is it convenient for you now, can you help me answer the doubts in my heart?"

Xiao Wuben was standing next to Smaug's head, and suddenly raised his voice, which surprised the other party.

"Quiet!" Smaug was dissatisfied with Xiao Wu's interruption, he stretched out his claws to lift him up, stuffed him into his arms and patted him, "Sleep well after eating, that's your favorite saying before."

"Wait!" Xiao Wu scratched Smaug's rough skin, unwilling to give up, and continued to ask, "Are there any gods in Middle-earth? Or do you not know?"

"Smaug knows everything." Dissatisfied with Fat Worm's doubts about himself, Smaug snorted and said slowly, "Middle-earth has the only creator god, and the creator god Iluvita created the main god and the secondary god God, the main god created humans, dwarves, elves, tree people, etc., and the sub-gods are the wizards of the Middle-earth world, and most of them have supernatural magic power[1].”

"Creator. God? Main God? Second God? Wizard?" Xiao Wu muttered these unfamiliar words, his mind was full of confusion, what exactly are these?

"Mana power... Did you just say that wizards have mana power?" Xiao Wu asked after thinking for a long time.

"Huhu..." What responded to Xiao Wu was Smaug's even breathing.

Unable to determine a satisfactory answer, Xiao Wu folded his hands on his chest, stared at his eyes and lost sleep, and what echoed in his mind were all the gods that Smaug said.

Although I haven't fully figured out who the gods in Middle-earth are, at least I can be sure that there are indeed gods here. At least Smaug mentioned that wizards have magic power.Thinking of this, hope rekindled in Xiao Wu's heart.

[I'm going to find a wizard], shaking his fist, Xiao Wu made up his mind.

Carefully breaking away from Smaug's control, Xiao Wu tiptoed to search in the cave.Her magic weapon, Yuluo, was lost when she was fighting Smaug. If I guessed correctly, Smaug must have taken it away and hid it somewhere.If she wanted to leave here and find the wizard smoothly, she couldn't live without Yuluo.

Smaug had always been a sleeper, and his hearing was sensitive, but Xiao Wu's cautious voice aroused his suspicion.

Slowly opening her eyes, Smaug's eyes followed Xiao Wu's. It could be seen that she was anxious, as if she was looking for something urgently.

"What did you lose?" Smaug couldn't help asking, tired of looking at it.

The sudden noise startled Xiao Wu, she patted her chest and said dissatisfiedly, "Didn't you fall asleep?"

"You look a little guilty!" Smaug blinked his brown eyes, stood up suddenly, and slowly approached Xiao Wu with his huge head, forcing Xiao Wu to lean against the wall, unable to move.

"Want to be a thief?" Smaug snorted, a little dissatisfied, "Fatty, you want to steal my gold?"

"I...I don't have any." Smaug's nose hit his face, Xiao Wu was a little scared, but argued with reason, "I don't like that gold, and I'm not a thief, I'm just looking for Yuluo."

"Yuluo?" Smaug frowned, he had never taught the word fat bug, it should be a word in her own language.

"When we first met, I was holding a jade radix in my hand. It was green and about this long." Xiao Wu gesticulated with both hands, and asked Smaug eagerly, "Do you remember?"

"Well..." Smaug nodded, of course he remembered the green baby, now stuffed between his teeth.He has taken it out to look at it many times, but he has no clue.

"You remember." Xiao Wu's face was full of surprise. If she had known that Smaug was so frank, she should have asked directly instead of spending so long searching for it.

"But... it's my baby now, not yours." How could Smaug fail to see the change on Xiao Wu's face, but poured cold water on it unkindly.

Seeing that Smaug was so cheeky that he wanted to take Yuluo for himself, Xiao Wu was very angry. She stretched out her arms and tried to push away the head of the giant dragon in front of her, but... After pushing for a long time, it seemed to have no effect.

"Of course what I picked up is mine." Smaug looked normal, and pointed to the gold all over the cave, "I picked up all the gold, and it's all mine."

"Hey..." Xiao Wu sighed helplessly. Facing such an unreasonable Smaug, she had nothing to do.

Seeing Xiao Wu's discouraged face, like a frustrated ball, Smaug couldn't help teasing her and said, "However, I can admit that Yuluo is yours."

"Really?" Xiao Wu looked surprised, "Then can you return Yuluo to me?"

"No." Smaug shook his head, showing a look of embarrassment.

"Why?" Xiao Wu asked puzzled.

"Because... I picked you up too." After Smaug finished speaking, seeing that Xiao Wu was still puzzled, he couldn't help but patted her on the head to remind her, "You are mine just like these golds. Of course your jade is mine." Rose is mine too."

Smaug was very firm to implement his thoughts to Xiao Wu—you are mine, and your Yuluo is also mine.

Xiao Wu didn't like Smaug's jokes, and secretly scolded Smaug in his heart, "I said so much, but I don't want to give Yuluo back to me." ]

"What you picked up is yours? Unreasonable words, I said you were picked up by me." Xiao Wu was dissatisfied and couldn't help but refute.

"Oh, of course, if you can pick me up, I'll be yours." Smaug raised his chin, showing a proud face.

As soon as Smaug finished speaking, he didn't care whether Xiao Wu was angry or not, he threw the other party's tail into the pile of gold, and urged, "Don't make trouble anymore, go to bed quickly."

The author has something to say:

[1] Creation, World, God, Main God, Secondary God, etc. in Middle-earth are written by the author based on his impressions, so don’t research them, okay?

ps: Does the Smaug in this chapter look like the domineering president Smaug?Has anyone noticed the wall inside?Ha ha

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