National treasure fierce and cute [Comprehensive]

#Raytheon Lying Gun#

The Dasheng Mansion is magnificent with carved railings and jade, at least it can accommodate more than a hundred Yumajian Mansions. The monkey walked for half an hour with Xiao Wushengsheng in his arms before he barely walked around.

Appreciating the scenery of the Dasheng Mansion all the way, Xiao Wu was very surprised. That day the Emperor really was willing to spend his money, not only built this magnificent Dasheng Mansion, but also sent dozens of boys to serve as monkeys.

The monkey was naturally happy in his heart, so he wrote a lot of invitations and sent them to the gods who had some friendship in the past, and wanted to throw a big banquet to celebrate the housewarming and promotion.

Not long after, more than a thousand people gathered in the Great Saint's Mansion, those gods that Xiao Wu had seen and never met, all came to the Great Saint's Mansion with laughter and greetings.

Xiao Wu was naturally very busy, and asked the gods who met for the first time one by one, hoping to find the god who struck her with lightning behind her back.

Hou Zi saw Xiao Wu's persistence, and didn't bother with it, but was busy unpacking the wine and entertaining the guests.And the intoxicating peach blossom wine, of course, was stolen from the Heavenly Emperor's Empress Palace as before.

Xiao Wu never drank alcohol, and when he saw everyone drinking happily, he felt bored, so he sneaked out of the hall.

There are two stone lions standing on both sides of the gate of Dasheng Mansion, they are lifelike and extremely agile, Xiao Wu stood in the middle and looked at them for a long time, his neck was sore, so he sat down on the threshold to rest.

There seemed to be a figure approaching in a hurry in the distance, Xiao Wu raised his head, and vaguely heard the man muttering, "The world is startled, the spring thunder is moving, I'm exhausted."

The visitor was wearing a red-rimmed gold dress, with a hooked nose, eyes like beans but piercing eyes, and a hammer with a sharp beak in his hand. He hurriedly walked up to Xiao Wu and asked, "I heard that the Great Sage is hosting a banquet today?" , but here?"

"It's here." Xiao Wu responded, then moved sideways, ready to let the visitor in, but remembered what he had just vaguely heard, and stretched out his hand, stopped the visitor and asked, "Are you just talking about thunder?" , seems to be... Chunlei?"

"The little god is the god of thunder!" Without noticing Xiao Wu's abnormality, the god of thunder continued to explain: "In the past few days, the world has been frightened, and spring thunder is needed to move all things. The little god is really busy, so he is late. Forgive me, the immortal family, let me in."

"You said...you are the god of thunder?" Xiao Wu was puzzled, the voice was not like the voice that struck her with lightning.

Xiao Wu was anxious, he didn't let go of Thor, but grabbed the other side's clothes tightly and urged, "Please tell me [I don't know the blessings in the blessing]!"

Thunder God was puzzled, but Xiao Wu said again: "This is the code word to enter the Great Saint's Mansion, so you must say it."

Lei Shen nodded his head as if he understood, and imitated Xiao Wu and said, "I don't know the blessing when I am in the blessing".

Xiao Wu shook her head again and again, the voice was wrong, the tone was too thin, it was obviously not the person she was looking for.

"But what I said in the code is wrong?" Seeing Xiao Wu shaking his head, Lei Shen was puzzled.

"This..." Xiao Wu didn't know what to do, he only saw the sharp hammer in Lei Shen's hand and asked, "You usually use this magic weapon for thunder?"

"Naturally!" Lei Shen Aixi touched the hammer, then looked up at the Dasheng Mansion, feeling extremely anxious.I heard that the peach blossom wine in Dasheng Mansion is mellow and delicious, which is unforgettable. If you go late, you may miss it.

"Can you use your hammer to strike me with lightning?" Xiao Wu couldn't see Thor's anxiety, and begged by the corner of his shirt.

"Could the Xianjia be joking!" Lei Shen looked shocked, and wanted to avoid Xiao Wu's hand, but found that the other party was firmly grasping the corner of his clothes.

"I'm not joking, just chop it up, and I'll let you go after it's done." Xiao Wu's face was serious, and he definitely didn't seem to be joking.

"This..." Thunder God was at a loss, he only heard that the Great Sage often had a black and white dumpling by his side, but he didn't know that the black and white dumpling had such a quirk that he liked to be struck by lightning?

"If you don't do anything, the peach blossom wine will be gone." Xiao Wu hurriedly urged.

Lei Shen felt even more anxious when he heard that, he tightened the hammer in his hand and said: "Then I will do it."

Xiao Wu nodded again and again, with no fear on his face, but a hint of surprise on the contrary, Lei Shen really didn't understand, so he had to bite the hammer and hit the hammer in his hand.

Purple lightning bolted down, striking Xiao Wu's forehead.The smell of anxiety radiated from Xiao Wu's body, Lei Shen waved his hand to drive away the thick smoke, and saw Xiao Wu lying motionless on the ground with his eyes closed, as if he had lost his breath.

"You fairy, don't scare me. You asked me to strike this thunder." Thunder God was terrified, and he didn't want to be charged with murder because of it.

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The feeling of being struck by lightning was really painful. Xiao Wuyu raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, but found that his limbs were transparent, as if his soul had gone out of his body.

"Am I dead?" Xiao Wu's heart choked, she hadn't had time to say goodbye to the monkey yet.

The noisy voice rang in her ears, and Xiao Wu lowered her head to find that she was in the zoo, which was the home she had always dreamed of returning to.

"I'm really back?" Xiao Wu couldn't help exclaiming, but found that the eyes of the surrounding tourists were not on her.

She looked along the line of sight of everyone, but saw an extremely fat and bulging panda, gnawing on the bamboo in her hand.

Xiao Wu couldn't help drooling, but he was helpless.She could only watch helplessly as the other party fell asleep on her bed and ate the bamboo that should have belonged to her.

Everything was too normal, the tourists laughed and shouted constantly, and no one noticed that the panda here was replaced by another one. Obviously, her departure did not affect anyone.

Xiao Wu felt sad, and had no business, only felt that it was difficult to breathe, and his vision gradually became blurred.

"Duanzi, Duanzi!" A hurried shout came from his ear, the voice was anxious and tense, which lifted Xiao Wu's spirits.

Yes, she hasn't said goodbye to the monkey yet, she can't die yet!Hope was suddenly burning in Xiao Wu's heart, and she tried her best to maintain the last sliver of consciousness until she saw the light again.

After the light, there is Monkey's face with tears in his smile, he hugged Xiao Wu who was awake and said over and over again, "You finally woke up, I thought you were going to abandon me."

"Monkey, I can't breathe." The monkey's arms were too strong, and Xiao Wu felt that he wanted to insert her into his body.

The monkey was reluctant to let go, hugged Xiao Wu and refused to let go, Xiao Wu had no choice but to reach out and try to push him away.

"My hair!" Only then did Xiao Wu realize the abnormality of his arms. The beautiful, soft and proud hair had disappeared, replaced by a black and scorched patch, which was so devastated that he couldn't look directly at it.

Xiao Wu's wailing finally caught the monkey's attention, he carefully let go of Xiao Wu, seeing her pursed lips, red eyes, he quickly comforted her, "It will be fine after a while."

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Lying on the bed, Xiao Wu felt that she had nothing to love. The thunder god's spring thunder was so powerful that it made her lower body numb and unable to take care of herself.Fortunately, the monkey is benevolent and loyal to her, and he spends every day trying to get some of her favorite food, which prevents her from crying every day.

Xiaowu is tired of eating peaches, dried fruits and the like. The only thing she can’t forget is the bamboo in her dream. When she thinks that someone has robbed her bed and the bamboo that should belong to her, Xiaowu sighs sadly. She thought she was the most popular little angel at the zoo, but she didn't want to... everything was a bubble.

The monkey went out today and didn't come back for a long time, Xiao Wu was very worried.In the morning, she shouldn't have mentioned bamboo to the monkey, causing him to be busy running around.He is not familiar with the heavenly realm, let alone whether there is bamboo in the heavenly realm, even if there is, he may not be able to find it.

Xiao Wu was full of anxiety, not knowing what happened to the monkey at this time.

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On the other hand, the monkey did find the bamboo, but it didn't go well.

He sent someone to inquire for a long time, only to find out that there are several green bamboos planted in the Queen Mother's backyard. He wanted to quietly fold some and take them away, but he didn't want Yang Jian to chase after them with a vicious dog.

"Three eyes, I just broke a few bamboos, why do you keep chasing them?" The monkey panted heavily, but held the bamboos tightly with both arms and did not let go.

"The emerald bamboo is a thing that my mother carefully cultivated, how can you let you be unrestrained?" Yang Jian held a three-pointed two-edged knife, and frowned. The same bad manners and lack of etiquette.

"Hehe, my family's dumplings talk about bamboo every day. Madam, she has a big heart, and she won't be serious with me." The monkey giggled, took out a peach from his cuff and threw it to Yang Jian, saying: "That's good, just treat it as a peach." Let me exchange peaches with you for the bamboo head office."

Taking advantage of Yang Jian's opportunity to pick up the peaches, the monkey turned around and ran out. Before leaving, he said, "Further ahead is the Dasheng Mansion. That's my territory. Don't chase after me any longer."

Yang Jian held the peach and shook his head helplessly, but when he looked carefully, he blushed anxiously, "This monstrous monkey actually gave him the peach he stole from the Peach Garden."

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When the monkey came back panting, he saw Xiao Wu waiting for him at the door, his heart warmed, and he felt that it was worth the extra time.

"Tuanzi, see what I brought back?" The monkey took a breath and walked in.

The green thing suddenly appeared in front of him, Xiao Wu was overjoyed, hugged the bamboo and shouted, "Monkey, you are so kind, thank you."

"Don't just say thank you, just taste how it tastes." Monkey said with a smile on his face, "If you like it, I'll fold it for you another day."

When Xiao Wu heard the words, he quickly bit the bamboo, and the sweet taste permeated the tip of his tongue, which made people want to stop.She wolfed down one, and quickly ate another one after another.

"Don't worry, don't worry, eat slowly." Seeing Xiao Wu's delicious food, the monkey was full of smiles, and he had a good impression of bamboo.