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"Grandpa, it's okay, I'm fine, I've come out..."

"After returning home, I will come to see you with sister."

After Qi Hao finished talking with his grandfather, he threw the phone aside.

Because they brought three snakes, a little purple mouse and a little phoenix, they couldn't get on the high-speed train, so they drove back to Yundian.

Xie Xiao and Xu Zhuo sat in the driver's seat and the co-pilot, Qi Hao took Xiao Fenghuang and his "little brothers" to hide behind.

"Chirp? Chirp?"

"Sisi Si..."

"Chirp!"

"Squeak."

"Come a few more, our house will soon become a zoo." Qi Hao raised his hand and pushed the little yellow bird above his head. The little guy who was nestling on his head and flaunting his power staggered and clawed. On Qi Hao's hair, even if he was killed, he was unwilling to get it off.

"Chirp!" several angry chirps.

In order to achieve the purpose of warning, the little yellow bird purposely pawed above his ear, "Jiu Jiu Jiu" screaming non-stop.

Qi Hao pinched this annoying "Phoenix Orchestra", let it nestle on his wrist obediently, and stared at it.

The little guy is covered with fluffy feathers all over his body, which is very warm. He is a furry hand warmer in winter.

Qi Hao's palms were also very warm.

The little yellow bird finally stopped being a demon, and stood obediently in the palm of the other party, its cold paws without fluff absorbing the warmth from the palm of the boyfriend.

"Chirp?" He tilted his head to the left.

There was another "chirp", and his head tilted to the right.

Qi Hao grabbed a handful of fresh yellow millet in his hand and tried to feed it to his little ancestor, but the little ancestor turned his head in disgust.

"Chirp!"

Don't eat.

"Really don't want to eat it? Didn't you still like it yesterday?" Qi Hao sprinkled the yellow millet into the bag, and took another yellow millet ear to feed it.

"Chirp." The little yellow bird caught a glimpse of the ear of millet and couldn't restrain its instinct, so it pecked on it twice.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!"

Spit it all out.

Qi Hao was helpless, and put the ears of Xiaomi back.

The little yellow bird took two steps in the palm of his hand, squatted down halfway, and the small eyes of Doudou gave off a kind of bulingbuling starlight.

This is the look of wanting to eat spicy food.

If you don't give it spicy food, it will go on a hunger strike.

After coming out of Xishan, Xiao Huangniaotu tasted a few mouthfuls of millet for freshness, and then clamored for spicy food.

"Chirp!" Two very serious tweets.

Don't ignore my determination, if you don't give me spicy food, I will wait for your wife to starve to death.

Qi Hao: "..."

"Okay, okay, wait until you get off the highway, and I'll order you a spicy hot pot when we arrive at the hotel."

After getting a satisfactory answer, the little yellow bird gave a happy "chirp", and the whole bird, like a big rooster that has won a fight, raised its bright yellow crest and flapped its wings, and flew to nest on top of Qi Hao's head.

"Chirp!"

Now that the daughter-in-law has turned into a "bird", of course it is impossible for Qi Hao to take him to a hot pot restaurant to eat spicy hot pot, so he can only order a takeaway of his favorite spicy hot pot.

When ordering food, this "performer" had a lot of opinions and "tweeted" endlessly.

"Chirp..." tweeted that he wanted to eat four squares.

Qi Hao: "...Mandarin duck pot can't satisfy you anymore?" Now eat four squares, after a while it will be nine squares.

"Chirp!" is for your own good.

Inexplicably, the little yellow bird, who has a kind of virtuous wife style, arranges a top-quality spicy pot, spicy butter pot, tomato and three delicacies pot.

"Jiujiu." The clear soup pot was not tasty.

"Only you think it's not delicious. How come I didn't realize my little highness loves spicy food so much a thousand years ago." The cold little highness who was silent and cold when we first met has turned into a noisy chirping performance group.

Qi Hao sighed in his heart, time is like a handful of chili sauce.

Painted the cold little phoenix that drank the morning dew at his house into a spicy little phoenix.

"Chirp!" That's because I couldn't eat chili before.

After thinking about it this way, I even feel a little wronged.

Qi Hao smiled and rubbed its face to express comfort, "Okay, good wife, come and continue ordering."

When ordering food, the little yellow bird was not so virtuous. After ordering a lot, Qi Hao choked speechlessly when he compared the bird's beak, which was not as thick as his own fingers.

But he still placed an order and bought them all.

One person and one bird happily ate a spicy four-grid hot pot.

No, it's not that happy either, Qi Hao's stomach hurts after eating this hot pot meal.

He finally understood why his family's "virtuous" little phoenix clicked four squares...

A couple needs mandarin duck pot, and a family of three of course needs four squares.

In a daze, Qi Hao discovered that one of the hot and spicy pot bottoms was prepared for his son Xiaobaidan.

When the little yellow bird signaled Qi Hao to put the little white egg into the tumbling spicy soup, Qi Hao's face almost cracked.

Murder your son?

Hot pot snacks, phoenix eggs?

"Chirp." He'd love it.

Qi Hao: "..."

Can a phoenix egg hatch like this?

At the strong request of his wife, Qi Hao put his son in with his eyes closed. Seeing the little white egg rolling with the waves in the spicy soup, Qi Hao could only comfort himself and say: My son is very happy.

But this is bad "egg teaching".

Perhaps it was because little Phoenix resented that he had never eaten spicy food since he was a child, and wanted to make up for his child's needs. Therefore, since the child was still an egg, he let him bathe in spicy soup.

Qi Hao can't accept this kind of bad "egg teaching". Tomorrow, he plans to buy some math books to read to his children.

In order to suppress the bad ambition of wanting to put the child in the tomato pot.

Qi Hao: No, stick to the bottom line and don't boil your son.

Because she has been paying attention to the little white egg boiling hot in the pot, it is inevitable to ignore the little yellow bird waiting to scoop up the meatballs. Xiao Fenghuang was annoyed for a while, and wanted to teach him a lesson, so she pecked at Qi Hao's index finger with a "chirp".

Who knew that Qi Hao was going to get the colander just now.

The pale yellow shadow "baji" jumped into the red spicy butter soup.

The bottom of the four-grid pot can just accommodate one of them.

Qi Hao: "!!!!!!!!!"

The next step is to scoop up his wife in a hurry, and the son next to him is still riding the wind and waves in another pot of red and spicy soup.

"Bang bang bang bang—ding."

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!"

"Chirp!"

"Chirp! Chirp!"

"Chirp!"

……

A happy family of three hot pot ended because of an accident.

At night, two small yellow night lights are lit in the cozy hotel room.

Including the burning phoenix lantern on the cabinet, there are three.

The hair dryer whirred violently, and the continuous hot air made the temperature of the whole room a lot higher.

The little yellow bird was facing the hair dryer, and the little hedgehog-like feathers on its body flew proudly and indulgently in the hot wind.

"Chirp? Chirp!"

Qi Hao, who had seven or eight claw marks on his face, combed its fur with his thumbs, some of which were still bloodshot, and he deliberately didn't wipe them off, just to make the guy in front of him feel guilty.

The little yellow bird lowered its head, letting the hot wind blow its fur, and it was very guilty to blow the wind obediently, without making any noise.

Qi Hao let out a deep breath.

He's kind of loveless.

Bathing Ayu in the form of a little yellow bird is more than ten times more difficult than bathing Ayu in human form.

The human-shaped Ayu is too big to run away, and the bird-shaped little wife dare not grab it too hard for fear of breaking its feathers, but this little guy is very slippery, and can fly and run screaming.

Almost overcoming ninety-nine and 81 difficulties in the bathroom, Qi Wukong used up 72 transformations to take his stubborn Jade Sage Monk to wash away the lead (spicy taste) and become a Buddha (auspicious) immediately.

The little yellow bird in the hot wind opened one eye, "Chirp?"

Is the hair gone?

Qi Hao silently hid a few light yellow feathers, and said calmly, "No."

After blowing, Qi Hao put it on the pillow and breathed a sigh of relief.

After taking a shower again and putting on a white bathrobe, Qi Hao lay on his back on the bed, the little yellow bird nestled neatly on his chest.

"My dear wife, when will I be able to transform into a human form?" If every bath is so difficult...

Qi Hao sweated for his future self.

"Chirp." The little yellow bird called out aggrievedly.

When Qi Hao heard his childish "chirp", the flesh on the tip of his heart immediately softened, "I'm not urging you, my dear, Ayu, I will wait for you to grow up slowly."

He still has a lot of time waiting for the other party.

Qi Hao is ready to wait for a few years.

"Chirp..."

Qi Hao smiled and lowered his head to kiss it on its little fur.

"Good, go to sleep."

Early the next morning, Qi Hao opened his eyes, only to find that the furry lump on his cheek had disappeared, replaced by the figure of a young boy.

It's His Royal Highness who is seventeen or eighteen years old.

Wearing a gorgeous red dress, he looked exactly the same as he remembered.

"Am I dreaming?" Qi Hao's eyes were full of disbelief, and an uncontrollable sourness surged into his nasal cavity, making his eye sockets moist.

The sleepy boy opened his eyes, and seemed to be a little confused about the situation, so he called out in a daze, "Chirp?"

Hearing this artificial "chirp", Qi Hao couldn't help but rubbed his nose, trying to suppress the turbulent emotions in his body.

"Still chirping?"

Touching his lover's head, Qi Hao lowered his eyes and smiled slightly.

"Chirp??"

Qi Hao turned over and pressed the man under him, pressed the other's wrist affectionately, looked straight into his glass-like eyes, lowered his head and rubbed the tip of the boy's nose with the tip of his nose.

"Don't chirp, call me Hao."

"Hao..."

"That's right, let's continue and smile at Hao."

The person below showed a shallow and gentle smile.

"Ayu, that's great..."

Thank God for allowing us to meet again in this life.

They returned to Yundian with the phoenix lantern.

Passing through the miasma forest, a dazzling array of greens suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, emerald jades overlapped, and the sound of running water circled in the mountains and fields.

Near nostalgia is more timid.

When he saw the corner of the bamboo building, Qi Hao stopped, and recalled many childhood scenes in his mind, as well as the memories of Hao in his previous life.

I have seen all the flowers, plants and trees in the family, and I will keep them in my heart and never forget them.

——I will never forget either.

Qi Hao lowered his eyes and smiled. When he raised his head again, he found many people standing in front of him. A sister in a blue dress waved to him with a bell. Behind her were Lingpo, Uncle Xing, Aunt Mai, and Ayue. ...the whole family came out.

They looked at him with delight.

"Patriarch, welcome home."