After Xu Si coughed twice and cleared his throat, he began his long speech.First, he stretched out a finger and said at the same time, "First, let me tell you how to chase a woman."
After saying this, Xu Si did not forget to pause for two seconds to express the importance of what he was going to say next.
"One word, that is stalking. Women, nothing more than want to get a sense of security from men. As long as you are by her side all the time, no matter what big or small things she has, you will be the perfect one for her at the first time." Solve it. Over time, she will become dependent on you. This dependence means that when she gets used to relying on you to solve everything, she basically loses the ability to solve problems independently. In this case, she will... Hehe, actually, I think this trick can actually have a more prestigious name, that is—preemptive attack!"
Xu Si paused after finishing speaking in high spirits.But after a while, he found that Shang Peng on the side didn't respond at all. This... this is not in line with common sense.
Xu Si curled his lips unwillingly, and said to Shang Peng, "Hey, don't you think what I just said makes sense?"
Shang Peng was noncommittal, "It makes sense. But Xu Si, do you think the trick you just mentioned is useful for chasing men?"
"Chasing men, huh..." Xu Si sneered, "Shang Peng, let me tell you, with my trick, not to mention chasing men, even chasing shemale, it is more than enough!!"
After saying this indignantly, Xu Sicai later realized what Shangpeng had just said.Taking a deep breath, Xu Si stuttered, "What did you just say? Chasing...chasing men?! No way..."
Shang Peng shrugged, "You heard me right. The one I want to chase is a man."
"Fuck, buddy. Let me tell you... you're too harsh." Xu Si swallowed, and said in disbelief after calming down for a long time.
Shang Peng didn't take it seriously, "What's wrong with liking men?"
"No... nothing."
"I'm not born gay. It's just that the person I like happens to be a man." Thinking of Wu Xing, a trace of tenderness appeared in Shang Peng's eyes unconsciously.
"Damn it! Isn't it..." Xu Si jumped three feet away like seeing a ghost, "What did I see?! I actually saw naked tenderness on your face!"
"Can you not be surprised!" Shang Peng's gentleness just now disappeared instantly when facing Xu Si.
Xu Si shook his head, and then couldn't help but sigh, "The power of love is so great."
"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I have to go back quickly." Shang Peng saw that he couldn't hear anything useful from Xu Si, a guy who was full of trains, so he didn't bother to talk to him anymore.
"Hey, don't worry, you!" Xu Si finally saw a man who liked men, so naturally he refused to let him go easily. "There are a lot of things I haven't told you here. And all of them are the kind that can be eaten by men and women!"
Shang Peng waved his hand, "No need!" Then he pulled the suitcase and went straight out the door.
Xu Si continued to chatter behind Shang Peng, "Second point, after you catch up, you can't dote on her too much. The more you dote on the face, you know, it's human nature! You have to If you stay away, she will think of you... hey, hey... I haven't finished yet!"
Xu Si's voice became farther and farther away. Shang Peng got into the car specially equipped by the company and turned his head out of the car window.
On the road of love, he has always believed in only one principle.
That is - only sincerity can be exchanged for sincerity!
……
As soon as Wu Xing opened his eyes in the morning, he began to feel restless.From dressing to washing, from eating to working, he couldn't completely settle down.Even, on the way to the restaurant, he almost hit an electric car.
"Xing, let's go to the museum this afternoon. I've been here for so long, and you don't know where to take me to see it." After finishing the work for a while at noon, Liu Yu came to Wu Xing, half coquettish and half said complainingly.
Wu Xing didn't have much interest in going to play, but Liu Yu proposed it on his own initiative, and he had to agree, "Okay, we'll go there in a while."
"You are so kind, you promise me everything I say." Liu Yu smiled blushingly, then looked around without anyone, and suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed Wu Xing lightly on the left cheek, "I like you!" Kiss After finishing, she ran away shyly, leaving only Wu Xing who petrified again on the spot.
On the left cheek is the kiss left by Liu Yu.
On the right cheek is the kiss left by Shang Peng.
But why after Liu Yu kissed his left cheek, did he feel that his right cheek was getting hot? !
What the hell!
At two o'clock in the afternoon, people come and go in the museum.It coincides with the weekend, and many people take advantage of this free time to come to play.
In fact, Wu Xing didn't have much interest in these antiques, but Liu Yu was very interested.Running here for a while, running there for a while, Wu Xing was like a marionette, being carried around by Liu Yu by his sleeve.
At six o'clock, Liu Yu finally read everything, and then said to Wu Xing, "Xing, let's go, I'm a little hungry."
"Well," as a boyfriend, Wu Xing quickly asked thoughtfully, "What do you want to eat?"
"Well... want to eat steak." Liu Yu smiled, "What about you?"
Wu Xing said: "It's up to you, I can eat anything."
While eating, Wu Xing felt more restless.In the end, it even developed to the point where he could hardly even hold a knife and fork.
In this situation, Wu Xing had no choice but to apologize to Liu Yu: "Xiao Yu, wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom."
Liu Yu smiled understandingly, "Well, let's go."
The bathroom is not far away, Wu Xing quickly saw the sign with the light on according to the waiter's guidance.
Smiling gratefully to the waiter, Wu Xing walked straight forward.
Just when he was about to push open the door of the men's bathroom, Wu Xing felt a sudden force on his shoulders.
At this moment, the uneasy feeling that accompanied him all day disappeared in an instant.Without looking back, Wu Xing also accurately guessed who the owner of this hand was.
Turning his head, the visitor confirmed Wu Xing's conjecture.
That familiar face was Shang Peng, but it felt even more handsome.
For a moment, Wu Xing suddenly had the feeling that he was caught on the spot.He is the little daughter-in-law who cheated on her, and Liu Yu is the one who deserves to be cut to pieces—the adulterer.
The atmosphere stagnated for a few seconds, and the two looked at each other.Shang Peng just looked at him fixedly, and didn't intend to speak for a long time.In the end, it was Wu Xing who couldn't bear the weird atmosphere, and opened his mouth first, "Hey, Dapengzi, what a coincidence. Hehe..."
Seeing Wu Xing's playful smile, the unknown fire that Shang Peng had been suffocating in his heart became more and more intense.
This afternoon, as soon as he got home and put his luggage away, he went out to find Wu Xing, but this guy never answered the phone, and he didn't know exactly which building or floor Wu Xing lived in Sunshine Community, so he had no choice but to After going to the restaurant, I learned the whereabouts of the two from the fat boss.
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the museum, he saw the two coming out of there arm in arm. Liu Yu half leaned on Wu Xing, smiling sweetly, but Wu Xing didn't even have the slightest intention to push him away.
At that time, he had doubts about the relationship between Wu Xing and Liu Yu, but he was not quite sure yet.So, he secretly followed the two of them to this western restaurant, but unexpectedly witnessed Wu Xing back and forth to pull a stool for Liu Yu and pass her a knife and fork.If at this time, he still doesn't know what kind of relationship the two of them have developed, then he has a brain in vain.
Thinking of this, Shang Peng stared at the innocent Wu Xing in front of him, his eyes were scarlet and his Adam's apple rolled.
Wu Xing was so frightened by Shang Peng's appearance of wanting to eat people that he swallowed desperately, "Dapeng...you...I..."
"What's your relationship with Liu Yu?" After a while, Shang Peng asked, every word contained a burst of anger.
Wu Xing took two steps back, leaning his back against the wall at the corner, "Xiao Yu is... mine..."
Wu Xing felt his throat getting dry as he went on, finally, he simply closed his eyes, and shouted as if going all out: "She is my girlfriend!"
No matter how cold the heart is, Shang Peng thought to himself.
The harm caused by all the previous speculations can't compare to Wu Xing's own confession.
Shang Peng's hand on Wu Xing's shoulder loosened, and the next second he clenched it violently. At the same time, his other hand clamped Wu Xing's chin, forcing him to look at him.Shang Peng's expression was horrifying, but his tone was completely different from his face's gentleness, with a hint of bitterness in it, "Baboon, are you sincere?"
"Dapengzi..." Wu Xing looked at Shang Peng's injured eyes, and was suddenly speechless.
"Tell me, are you sincere?" Shang Peng didn't let him escape.
Wu Xing turned his head, instead of answering this question, he said something else, in a low voice, "Dapengzi, I'm sorry. We... are all men, it's impossible."
"Okay." Shang Peng let go of Wu Xing, with a relieved expression on his face.
Hearing his answer, Shang Peng was actually relieved.He knew that it was impossible for Wu Xing to accept him for a while.But, as long as he doesn't fall in love with someone else, that's fine.Because it means that he still has hope.
"Dapengzi, really." Seeing Shang Peng let go of himself, Wu Xing moved his stiff body, and then quickly said: "I think you must have misunderstood your feelings for me. Dapengzi , Actually, I also like you very much, but that's the love between buddies, you..."
"I know." Shang Peng said suddenly, interrupting Wu Xing's eloquence.
Wu Xing was stunned for a moment, "What do you know?"
Shang Peng looked at Wu Xing's eyebrows and eyes, and said word by word: "What kind of feelings do I have for you?"
"Dapengzi..."
"Didn't Xiao Hei tell you? Or did you not hear clearly?" Shang Peng didn't allow him to refute, but leaned down and approached Wu Xing's face little by little until the distance between the two was less than one centimeter. Only then said in a deep voice: "Baboon. I want to kiss you, I want to kiss you hard."
After saying this, Xu Si did not forget to pause for two seconds to express the importance of what he was going to say next.
"One word, that is stalking. Women, nothing more than want to get a sense of security from men. As long as you are by her side all the time, no matter what big or small things she has, you will be the perfect one for her at the first time." Solve it. Over time, she will become dependent on you. This dependence means that when she gets used to relying on you to solve everything, she basically loses the ability to solve problems independently. In this case, she will... Hehe, actually, I think this trick can actually have a more prestigious name, that is—preemptive attack!"
Xu Si paused after finishing speaking in high spirits.But after a while, he found that Shang Peng on the side didn't respond at all. This... this is not in line with common sense.
Xu Si curled his lips unwillingly, and said to Shang Peng, "Hey, don't you think what I just said makes sense?"
Shang Peng was noncommittal, "It makes sense. But Xu Si, do you think the trick you just mentioned is useful for chasing men?"
"Chasing men, huh..." Xu Si sneered, "Shang Peng, let me tell you, with my trick, not to mention chasing men, even chasing shemale, it is more than enough!!"
After saying this indignantly, Xu Sicai later realized what Shangpeng had just said.Taking a deep breath, Xu Si stuttered, "What did you just say? Chasing...chasing men?! No way..."
Shang Peng shrugged, "You heard me right. The one I want to chase is a man."
"Fuck, buddy. Let me tell you... you're too harsh." Xu Si swallowed, and said in disbelief after calming down for a long time.
Shang Peng didn't take it seriously, "What's wrong with liking men?"
"No... nothing."
"I'm not born gay. It's just that the person I like happens to be a man." Thinking of Wu Xing, a trace of tenderness appeared in Shang Peng's eyes unconsciously.
"Damn it! Isn't it..." Xu Si jumped three feet away like seeing a ghost, "What did I see?! I actually saw naked tenderness on your face!"
"Can you not be surprised!" Shang Peng's gentleness just now disappeared instantly when facing Xu Si.
Xu Si shook his head, and then couldn't help but sigh, "The power of love is so great."
"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I have to go back quickly." Shang Peng saw that he couldn't hear anything useful from Xu Si, a guy who was full of trains, so he didn't bother to talk to him anymore.
"Hey, don't worry, you!" Xu Si finally saw a man who liked men, so naturally he refused to let him go easily. "There are a lot of things I haven't told you here. And all of them are the kind that can be eaten by men and women!"
Shang Peng waved his hand, "No need!" Then he pulled the suitcase and went straight out the door.
Xu Si continued to chatter behind Shang Peng, "Second point, after you catch up, you can't dote on her too much. The more you dote on the face, you know, it's human nature! You have to If you stay away, she will think of you... hey, hey... I haven't finished yet!"
Xu Si's voice became farther and farther away. Shang Peng got into the car specially equipped by the company and turned his head out of the car window.
On the road of love, he has always believed in only one principle.
That is - only sincerity can be exchanged for sincerity!
……
As soon as Wu Xing opened his eyes in the morning, he began to feel restless.From dressing to washing, from eating to working, he couldn't completely settle down.Even, on the way to the restaurant, he almost hit an electric car.
"Xing, let's go to the museum this afternoon. I've been here for so long, and you don't know where to take me to see it." After finishing the work for a while at noon, Liu Yu came to Wu Xing, half coquettish and half said complainingly.
Wu Xing didn't have much interest in going to play, but Liu Yu proposed it on his own initiative, and he had to agree, "Okay, we'll go there in a while."
"You are so kind, you promise me everything I say." Liu Yu smiled blushingly, then looked around without anyone, and suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed Wu Xing lightly on the left cheek, "I like you!" Kiss After finishing, she ran away shyly, leaving only Wu Xing who petrified again on the spot.
On the left cheek is the kiss left by Liu Yu.
On the right cheek is the kiss left by Shang Peng.
But why after Liu Yu kissed his left cheek, did he feel that his right cheek was getting hot? !
What the hell!
At two o'clock in the afternoon, people come and go in the museum.It coincides with the weekend, and many people take advantage of this free time to come to play.
In fact, Wu Xing didn't have much interest in these antiques, but Liu Yu was very interested.Running here for a while, running there for a while, Wu Xing was like a marionette, being carried around by Liu Yu by his sleeve.
At six o'clock, Liu Yu finally read everything, and then said to Wu Xing, "Xing, let's go, I'm a little hungry."
"Well," as a boyfriend, Wu Xing quickly asked thoughtfully, "What do you want to eat?"
"Well... want to eat steak." Liu Yu smiled, "What about you?"
Wu Xing said: "It's up to you, I can eat anything."
While eating, Wu Xing felt more restless.In the end, it even developed to the point where he could hardly even hold a knife and fork.
In this situation, Wu Xing had no choice but to apologize to Liu Yu: "Xiao Yu, wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom."
Liu Yu smiled understandingly, "Well, let's go."
The bathroom is not far away, Wu Xing quickly saw the sign with the light on according to the waiter's guidance.
Smiling gratefully to the waiter, Wu Xing walked straight forward.
Just when he was about to push open the door of the men's bathroom, Wu Xing felt a sudden force on his shoulders.
At this moment, the uneasy feeling that accompanied him all day disappeared in an instant.Without looking back, Wu Xing also accurately guessed who the owner of this hand was.
Turning his head, the visitor confirmed Wu Xing's conjecture.
That familiar face was Shang Peng, but it felt even more handsome.
For a moment, Wu Xing suddenly had the feeling that he was caught on the spot.He is the little daughter-in-law who cheated on her, and Liu Yu is the one who deserves to be cut to pieces—the adulterer.
The atmosphere stagnated for a few seconds, and the two looked at each other.Shang Peng just looked at him fixedly, and didn't intend to speak for a long time.In the end, it was Wu Xing who couldn't bear the weird atmosphere, and opened his mouth first, "Hey, Dapengzi, what a coincidence. Hehe..."
Seeing Wu Xing's playful smile, the unknown fire that Shang Peng had been suffocating in his heart became more and more intense.
This afternoon, as soon as he got home and put his luggage away, he went out to find Wu Xing, but this guy never answered the phone, and he didn't know exactly which building or floor Wu Xing lived in Sunshine Community, so he had no choice but to After going to the restaurant, I learned the whereabouts of the two from the fat boss.
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the museum, he saw the two coming out of there arm in arm. Liu Yu half leaned on Wu Xing, smiling sweetly, but Wu Xing didn't even have the slightest intention to push him away.
At that time, he had doubts about the relationship between Wu Xing and Liu Yu, but he was not quite sure yet.So, he secretly followed the two of them to this western restaurant, but unexpectedly witnessed Wu Xing back and forth to pull a stool for Liu Yu and pass her a knife and fork.If at this time, he still doesn't know what kind of relationship the two of them have developed, then he has a brain in vain.
Thinking of this, Shang Peng stared at the innocent Wu Xing in front of him, his eyes were scarlet and his Adam's apple rolled.
Wu Xing was so frightened by Shang Peng's appearance of wanting to eat people that he swallowed desperately, "Dapeng...you...I..."
"What's your relationship with Liu Yu?" After a while, Shang Peng asked, every word contained a burst of anger.
Wu Xing took two steps back, leaning his back against the wall at the corner, "Xiao Yu is... mine..."
Wu Xing felt his throat getting dry as he went on, finally, he simply closed his eyes, and shouted as if going all out: "She is my girlfriend!"
No matter how cold the heart is, Shang Peng thought to himself.
The harm caused by all the previous speculations can't compare to Wu Xing's own confession.
Shang Peng's hand on Wu Xing's shoulder loosened, and the next second he clenched it violently. At the same time, his other hand clamped Wu Xing's chin, forcing him to look at him.Shang Peng's expression was horrifying, but his tone was completely different from his face's gentleness, with a hint of bitterness in it, "Baboon, are you sincere?"
"Dapengzi..." Wu Xing looked at Shang Peng's injured eyes, and was suddenly speechless.
"Tell me, are you sincere?" Shang Peng didn't let him escape.
Wu Xing turned his head, instead of answering this question, he said something else, in a low voice, "Dapengzi, I'm sorry. We... are all men, it's impossible."
"Okay." Shang Peng let go of Wu Xing, with a relieved expression on his face.
Hearing his answer, Shang Peng was actually relieved.He knew that it was impossible for Wu Xing to accept him for a while.But, as long as he doesn't fall in love with someone else, that's fine.Because it means that he still has hope.
"Dapengzi, really." Seeing Shang Peng let go of himself, Wu Xing moved his stiff body, and then quickly said: "I think you must have misunderstood your feelings for me. Dapengzi , Actually, I also like you very much, but that's the love between buddies, you..."
"I know." Shang Peng said suddenly, interrupting Wu Xing's eloquence.
Wu Xing was stunned for a moment, "What do you know?"
Shang Peng looked at Wu Xing's eyebrows and eyes, and said word by word: "What kind of feelings do I have for you?"
"Dapengzi..."
"Didn't Xiao Hei tell you? Or did you not hear clearly?" Shang Peng didn't allow him to refute, but leaned down and approached Wu Xing's face little by little until the distance between the two was less than one centimeter. Only then said in a deep voice: "Baboon. I want to kiss you, I want to kiss you hard."
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