Once they hit each other, they will rely on you!

"Dapengzi, I... I'm blushing, I..." Wu Xingyu expressed his thoughts incoherently, and finally couldn't hold it any longer, so he just closed his eyes and yelled loudly, "I'm a normal man!"

"Oh." For Wu Xing's fierce reaction, Shang Peng just responded lightly, and then said: "I am also a normal man."

"Xiami?" Wu Xing opened his eyes secretly, and he saw Shang Peng, who looked like a gentleman, sitting upright, with a tough look all over his body.

Then, Wu Xing blushed even more... It turned out that he had misunderstood Shang Peng at all.

Wu Xing heyed twice, "Dapengzi, I...what did you do last night? I thought you...had that hobby. I didn't think I misunderstood you."

Shangpeng shrugged and remained silent.But I thought to myself: I don't have that hobby, but I do have that hobby towards you!

Knowing that he was wrong, when Wu Xing talked to Shang Peng again, he became much more normal, "Son Dapeng, stop playing around with me, what the hell are you looking for me for?"

Seeing his reassurance, Shang Peng chuckled inwardly, but said lightly: "I came to you because I want you to help me raise Xiao Hei for a while."

"Ah? Are you going on a long trip?" Wu Xing asked.

Shang Peng said: "No, the company has a special training for newcomers, half a month of closed training, can't go home, and can't contact others. I'm leaving this afternoon, so I want to put Xiao Hei with you a period of time."

"That's for sure. To be honest, although he always calls me a silly hat, I actually really like this little black, because he is very smart."

Shang Peng nodded, patted Wu Xing on the shoulder and said, "I'm relieved to leave Xiao Hei to you."

After the two talked a few more words, Wu Xing took Xiao Hei and left.Xiao Hei's parrot has a characteristic, that is, it only barks when it is eating, and never hums when it is not eating.

So on the way back to Sunshine Community, the bird didn't squeak...

In the afternoon, Shang Peng arrived at the company on time. After discussing the specific matters with Sister Song, the formal training began.

Shang Peng's side has entered into intensive training, but Wu Xing's side is still very leisurely.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, Wu Xing hurried home after saying goodbye to Liu Yu and the boss, and he bought spiced melon seeds and peanuts for Xiao Hei on the way.Speaking of which, he has never been so generous to himself.

When he opened the door and went in, Lin Dong was still not there, Wu Xing was thinking about Xiao Hei, so he didn't have any more time to worry about Lin Dong's affairs.

In the birdcage on the window sill, Xiao Hei was hanging there limply, but he didn't make a sound when he saw Wu Xing coming.

Wu Xing thought that the bird must be hungry, so he quickly walked over to feed it melon seeds.

At first, Wu Xing planned to feed him melon seeds, but he didn't expect the bird to eat it much faster than he did. In the end, Wu Xing had to try to feed him melon seeds directly.

Then, Wu Xing saw that the skins of the melon seeds were poured down from the height of the window sill one by one.

Wu Xing twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly, this bird kowtowed melon seeds more than he did...

So, Xiao Hei ate, Wu Xing fed, one person and one bird cooperated seamlessly.

Until, Xiao Hei was completely full and stopped taking the melon seeds that Wu Xing handed over.At this time, Wu Xing hurriedly sat down on the bed, and said with emotion: "Hey bird, I'm so tired..."

Just when he was feeling emotional, Xiao Hei, who was full of food and drink, suddenly said, "I like you!"

Wu Xing's ears were startled, and then he looked at Xiao Hei with surprise and gratitude, and the meaning in his eyes was self-evident: This bird is so frankly human, and he knows that he likes me, so I really deserve to feed it This...the whole room is full of melon seeds.

Wu Xing simply moved the stool, sat in front of Xiao Hei, stroked its paws, and said with a smile, "Come on, let's say one more."

Xiao Hei's voice was loud and clear: "I like you!"

Wu Xing got excited, "Say one more thing!"

Xiao Hei raised his voice: "I'm Shang Peng, I like you! I want to kiss you! I want to kiss you hard!"

Wu Xing: "..."

What the hell, what is this all about!

The defenseless Wu Xing was so frightened by these words that he sat down on the ground, then raised his head and looked at Xiao Hei tremblingly, and said in disbelief, "What did you say?"

Xiao Hei, who was completely unaware, replied forcefully: "I like you! I'm Shang Peng, I like you! I want to kiss you! I want to kiss you hard!"

Fortunately, it is a smart parrot, otherwise it would not be able to speak so many sentences.

As soon as Xiao Hei's voice fell, Wu Xing's legs became weaker, and he didn't get up after sitting on the ground for a long time...

Shang Peng, what the hell do you mean!Isn't it a normal man!How can a normal man teach a parrot to say this!How can a normal man give me a parrot on purpose, and let me hear this on purpose!

How dare you say you are normal? !

Only then did Wu Xing fully understand Shang Peng's plot.

At the beginning, he first used the strategy of delaying the attack, making himself mistakenly think that he didn't mean anything to him in that way, and then took advantage of his slack, entrusted Xiao Hei, the time bomb, to himself, and then slipped away.

Now his situation is: people, he can't find people, and birds, he can't lose Xiao Hei.

So, he can only accept his fate...

Xiao Hei was still shouting happily, one sentence after another, but he didn't know that he had already been regarded as a gunman by his master.

……

In the next few days, no matter whether Wu Xing was asleep or awake, sitting or standing, crying or laughing, silent or talking to himself, Xiao Hei's words echoed like magic voices all the time In Wu Xing's ear.

I'm Shang Peng, I like you!I want to kiss you!I want to kiss you hard!

In order to avoid Xiao Hei, Wu Xing didn't stay at home except for feeding time, but could hide wherever he could.Even, he was so depraved that he purposely approached Liu Yu to avoid those lingering four sentences...

For example, at this time, he was shopping with Liu Yu.

It is said that women can go shopping endlessly, and their energy is greatly increased.It has been two hours with Liu Yu in the shopping mall, Liu Yu is still in high spirits, and Wu Xing already feels his legs are sore.

"Wu Xing, how about this dress?" Liu Yu picked up another dress, happily raised it in front of him, and asked his opinion.

Wu Xing tugged at the corners of his mouth that were sore from maintaining a smile all the time, and said, "It's pretty pretty."

Liu Yu pursed her lips and smiled, then pointed to the fitting room not far away, "Then wait for me outside, I'll go there and try it on before I come out."

Wu Xing bent the corner of his mouth: "Okay."

Such conversations have occurred no less than fifteen times in just two hours.

Sure enough, after Liu Yu finished wearing the new clothes, she came to Wu Xing's place immediately, and asked with a blushing face, "Does this look good on me?"

Wu Xing pretended to read it carefully from head to toe, then nodded solemnly, "It looks good."

"Hee hee..." Liu Yu smiled softly, and then asked, "Compared with the one just now, which one do you think is more suitable for me?"

As soon as Liu Yu's question came out, Wu Xing's smile froze.

Auntie, in just a short while, you changed so many pieces, how the hell would I know which one was just now? !

Seeing that Wu Xing didn't speak, Liu Yu asked again, "Huh?"

Wu Xing was forced to the edge of the cliff, had to swallow, rolled his Adam's apple with difficulty and opened his mouth, "Both of them look good, but I think the one you are wearing now...is better."

"Well, I think so too." Liu Yu looked at herself through the mirror and said with satisfaction, "Then buy this one."

Upon hearing this, Wu Xing hurriedly went to the counter to prepare to pay the bill.Speaking of which, why he paid out so graciously this time, of course it was because - the fat boss secretly slipped him a bank card before leaving, otherwise he would be stupid!

Liu Yu looked at Wu Xing's initiative to check out, and smiled shyly.

After buying this dress, Wu Xingman thought that the two of them could leave, but who knew——

Liu Yu pulled Wu Xing's sleeve, and seemed to be a little embarrassed and said: "The third floor is men's clothing, let's go and have a look, you also buy clothes."

Wu Xing thought for a moment that he couldn't use the boss's card to buy his own clothes, so he refused again and again, "No, I don't need it."

"Let's go." Liu Yu pursed her lips, "You have bought so many pieces for me, I will feel sorry if I don't buy one for you."

"Hey, hey, it's really unnecessary..." Before Wu Xing finished speaking, he was half-pulled by Liu Yu to the elevator to the third floor.

Wu Xing thought resentfully: Why don't you feel sorry, it's not my money to buy clothes.

After shopping in the mall for more than an hour, Liu Yu finally chose the clothes for Wu Xing.After putting on new clothes, Wu Xing looked at himself in the mirror looking like a dog, and suddenly those four words popped up in his head: I am Shang Peng, I like you!I want to kiss you!I want to kiss you hard!

As a result, Wu Xing's face turned red uncontrollably, which was accurately captured by Liu Yu standing behind him.Then, Liu Yu smiled knowingly, and her cheeks were also slightly blush.

After coming out of the shopping mall, Wu Xing was already exhausted. He braced his body, and when he was about to tell Liu Yu that he wanted to go back first, Liu Yu spoke before him, "Wu Xing, It’s still early, let’s go to the movies. A movie has just been released recently, and it’s said to be very good.”

Liu Yu's words were all about this, Wu Xing naturally couldn't refuse.Wu Xing thought about it again, anyway, he could sit and rest anywhere, and he didn't have to listen to Xiao Hei's screams when he went to the cinema, so he agreed.

In the movie theater, the crowd is bustling.Under Liu Yu's behest, Wu Xing bought two buckets of oversized popcorn, and then sat on the adjacent seat with Liu Yu.

The movie is a very old-fashioned plot. After the heroine got leukemia, she didn't want the hero to know, so she tried every means to hurt the hero. It wasn't until the hero died and left for another country that the heroine smiled and ended her life in the hospital. .

Although the movie is old-fashioned, the sad atmosphere it created made many people in the movie theater cry, and Liu Yu was no exception.

From the moment the hostess found out that she was sick, Liu Yu began to sob. Wu Xing had to take out a tissue and handed it to her, and then comforted her symbolically: "Don't cry, the movies are all fake."

Liu Yu sobbed: "I know, but I just... just can't help it." After saying that, she started crying again.

Wu Xing's movie was spent passing one tissue after another. In the end, when Liu Yu was crying so hard, Wu Xing couldn't even hear the voice in the movie.

When I got home to take a shower at night, Wu Xing thought about the experience of the day, and only came to one conclusion: Why are women so... troublesome.

Going back to his room with a sigh, Xiao Hei started yelling again, waking Wu Xing awake all of a sudden.

He quickly corrected his thoughts: Wu Xing, think about it, although girls are a little troublesome, but that is their nature, right? What you have to do is to be tolerant, to be tolerant.Yes, you have to tolerate them!

However, when Wu Xing rested on the bed for a long time and still felt sore in his calf, he suddenly couldn't bear it anymore.

When he and Lin Xue were on good terms before, because he had to go to work during the day, the two of their dates could at best go to the night market at night, and they would have to send her back to school after an hour of shopping at most.So he still can't deeply understand the pain of going shopping with a woman.But today, he really experienced it, and then—he really didn't want to experience it a second time! !

Covering his head with a quilt, Wu Xing rolled back and forth on the bed a few times, and for the first time without hanging Xiao Hei in the kitchen, he fell asleep listening to its uninterrupted calls.