Once they hit each other, they will rely on you!

They stayed on the mountain until twelve o'clock, and the two felt hungry, so they planned to go down the mountain.

As soon as he arrived at the foot of the mountain, Wu Xing suddenly covered his stomach, frowned and said to Shang Peng, "I'll go, why is there such a strong desire to urinate suddenly..."

"Then go over there and solve it." Shang Peng raised his finger and pointed to the grass not far away, "Anyway, there should be no one in this area."

At this time, Wu Xing didn't care about the issue of shame anymore, he turned around and walked towards the grass and said, "Then I'm going, just wait here for me."

"Ah."

Shang Peng verbally agreed very well, but when Wu Xing just took off his pants and was about to solve the problem, he felt a gaze that did not belong to him.

Turning around, Shang Peng was standing one step away from him, looking at him intently with his hands folded around his chest.

Wu Xing suddenly felt that he couldn't urinate, so he quickly changed the direction and turned his back to Shang Peng, who knew that Shang Peng followed him lingeringly and changed the direction, still standing one step away from him. The place.

Wu Xing changed positions again, and Shang Peng followed again. After turning a full 360 degrees like this, Wu Xing finally couldn't help but exploded, "Dapengzi, if you don't want to pee, get out of here."

"Who said I don't pee." Shang Peng took off his pants openly as he said, and then stood side by side with Wu Xing, glanced at Wu Xing's little bird, and then looked at his own big bird, Then he showed an inexplicable smile.

Wu Xing had a panoramic view of Shang Peng's movements, especially that cheap smile at the end. Wu Xing got angry no matter how he saw it, and couldn't help cursing: "You are laughing, what do you mean by that smile, please tell me clearly "

"Do you have to say it?" Shang Peng said in embarrassment: "I'm afraid that if I say it, it will hit you..."

"Fuck you just want to beat around the bush and say my bird is small, don't you?" Wu Xing gritted his teeth.

Shang Peng shrugged his shoulders and said innocently: "I didn't say that, you said it yourself."

"you--"

"I originally wanted to stand here and wait for you to solve it before I solve it, but who told you that if I don't urinate, I will go away, I can only reluctantly solve it with you."

"You still make sense, don't you?" Wu Xing glared at him angrily, "Get the fuck out of here and pee there"

"I'm not going." Shang Peng began to play a rogue.

Wu Xing said bitterly, "Then I'll go."

Shang Peng quickly grabbed him, "You are not allowed to go either"

"Are you looking for something special today?"

"I didn't..." Shang Peng defended aggrievedly, but the next second he suddenly smiled, and said to Wu Xing: "Cat, why don't we pee farther than anyone else?"

What Shang Peng said completely aroused Wu Xing's interest. When he was young, he often played with the male students in his class, and he never lost.It can be said that Wu Xing has always been a leader in this field that is farther than pissing.Now, if Shang Peng wants to come to find abuse, he might as well give him a big blow. Although the little brother is not as big as him, his ability is definitely not inferior to his.

Wu Xing smugly laughed, his eyes shifted, "Dapengzi, do you really want to compare this with me?"

"Don't you dare?" Shang Peng used aggressive methods.

"Hehe... Let me tell you, just pray that you don't lose too badly."

"You should worry more about yourself."

Talking harshly before the game is really more energetic than the other.

"Get ready, piss"

Following Wu Xing's order, the two immediately put all their strength on the bird and rushed forward.

"Ha ha……"

At the beginning, seeing that Shang Peng was not far behind him, Wu Xing was so proud that he couldn't help laughing.

Compared to Wu Xing, Shang Peng is much calmer, "I have accumulated a lot of hair, so just wait for me, cat."

"Hmph, I'll wait"

After Wu Xing finished speaking, he used even more strength, and naturally Shang Peng was not far behind...

The two pissed farther and farther away, until a curse came from the front, "Who the hell pissed on me?"

"what?"

Shang Peng and Wu Xing opened their mouths wide at the same time, looking towards the source of the sound.At this time, a man about 30 years old got up from the grass, turned his head and looked at the two who were the culprits not far away.

"It's the two of you?" The man raised his eyebrows, and walked towards the two of them step by step, cursing as he walked, "You don't have long eyes, how dare you pee on me?"

Seeing the man getting closer, Shang Peng and Wu Xing looked at each other, and they both saw accurate information from each other's eyes.

"One, two, three, collect the birds and run"

In just a few seconds, the two of them had disappeared without a trace.

"Fuck" Seeing the two of them slipping faster than a rabbit, the man spat and cursed, and then he could only take off his coat resignedly and walked home.

The two kept running until they reached the entrance of the village, and then they stopped, and then burst out laughing at the same time.

Although I felt sorry for that man from the bottom of my heart, there was nothing I could do, it was so funny.

After laughing for nearly a minute, Shang Peng stopped laughing, and Wu Xing was still laughing, even covering his stomach and collapsing on Shang Peng.

"Okay, okay," Shang Peng put his hands behind Wu Xing's back to calm him down, "Stop laughing."

"No..." Wu Xing burst into tears with a smile, "That man, he's too unlucky."

"Don't talk about him yet, have you finished peeing yet?"

"Eh..." After being reminded by Shang Peng, Wu Xing realized that he still seemed to want to urinate a little bit, but it wasn't too strong, "I'm fine, how about you?"

"It's over."

Wu Xing rubbed his stomach, "Then let's go back to eat, I'm so hungry after running."

"Row."

After returning home, Uncle Li happened to be cooking. Shang Peng hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile, "Uncle, let me cook this meal."

"How can I do that?" Uncle Li sullenly said, "You are just a guest, so there is no reason to ask the guests to cook."

"Uncle, you've seen me out again, haven't you?"

"It's not a matter of seeing the outside world but not seeing the outside world, it's—"

At this time, Wu Xing interjected, "Uncle, let him do it. Dapengzi's cooking is super delicious, and we all have good food today."

"Yes, Uncle, let me show you a hand."

"Hey, it's okay." Uncle Li smiled, "Xiaopeng, I want you to tell me, you are such a nice guy, you can coax people and cook, and you are so handsome, what kind of girl would look down on you?" Ah, there must be something wrong with her eyesight."

What Uncle Li said was going to praise Shang Peng to the sky, Shang Peng just smiled, but Wu Xing was dissatisfied, "Uncle Li, if you praise him so much, you are not afraid that I will be angry. You have never praised me so much. "

"Okay, Uncle will praise you too." After Li Shuming thought hard for a long time, he finally praised, "Xiao Xing is also handsome."

After saying this, maybe Uncle Li also felt that the atmosphere was weird, so he found a reason to go and see Wu Yang and left, leaving only Wu Xing with a gloomy expression on his face.

"Okay," Shang Peng smiled and pinched Wu Xing's face, "Look at your face, isn't Uncle Li just telling the truth, what about you?"

"You've got a cheap deal and you're being a good boy, how far can you go?" Wu Xing grinned.

"Here, I'll reward you with a washed cucumber. Don't be angry after eating it."

Wu Xing took the crispy cucumber, took a bite hard, and then ground his teeth rattling.

Shang Peng watched Wu Xing's action of eating cucumber, and his heart skipped a beat.

"You go out first, the smell of cooking oil is too strong." Shang Peng calmed down, pushed Wu Xing's back, and said.

"No, I won't go out." Wu Xing's eyes widened, "Isn't it just cooking? Who can't do it. Let me tell you, Dapengzi, with my IQ, I see you cooking a meal. I can learn exactly as it is.”

"Okay, okay, my cat is the smartest. But today is not the time to learn. I will teach you when I get back to our house. There is no range hood here, so be careful to choke you later." Shang Peng coaxed him.

Wu Xing pouted, but still didn't want to go out, "You're afraid of choking me, not you..."

Shang Peng smiled and said, "I'm rough-skinned and thick-skinned. If I choke my cat, I won't be so heartbroken."

"Cut, glib"

"Is my mouth oily and my tongue is slippery? Would you like to try it yourself?" Shang Peng climbed along the pole.

"Fuck you!" Although Wu Xing was cursing, his eyes were full of smiles, he hooked his fingers, "Come here for a while"

Shang Peng understood, and quickly put his mouth together.

"Shameless" Wu Xing slapped his mouth aside, and only pouted on the left side of his cheek.

Shang Peng delightedly moved his right cheek towards him.

Wu Xing pouted again.

Then, Shang Peng bent down again and brought his forehead closer, "There is still here."

"Boom"

"And eyes."

"Boom"

"And the right eye."

"Boom"

"And the nose."

"Boom"

"And the jaw... ah-cat, why are you biting me?"

Wu Xing slapped him on the head, "I'll let you get ahead and cook for me, I'm starving to death"

"Just do it." Shang Peng pursed his mouth in grievance, and muttered, "I'm so pitiful. I worked so hard to cook a meal but couldn't even get a real kiss."

Although Shang Peng's voice was low, it was enough for Wu Xing to hear clearly, "Damn you still complaining, could it be that all those kisses I just kissed on the pig's face?"

"A face is a face, and a mouth is a mouth." Shang Peng added pitifully while washing the vegetables.

Wu Xing helped his forehead helplessly, and after thinking about it, he said angrily: "Now bring me your pig's mouth."

When Shang Peng heard Wu Xing's words, he was immediately overjoyed.

Turning off the faucet, Shang Peng hurriedly came to Wu Xing, pursed his lips, and looked like he was waiting for someone to kiss him.

Why, why does he feel like he has a big clingy dog...

Still, it seems to feel pretty good.

Wu Xing smiled, then held Shang Peng's face with both hands, and printed his lips on his lips accurately.

At the moment when the lips met, a scream was suddenly heard from the door.

"Ahhh-"