Once they hit each other, they will rely on you!
Chapter 153
"It's not a big deal, why do you always deny it?" Uncle Li was surprised.
Wu Xing shook his head, "Uncle Li, I don't deny it, the key is that I really don't."
"Then who did you call tonight?"
"Yes...he's a buddy of mine." Wu Xing rolled his eyes, and an idea came to his mind, "He's broken in love, so I'll just talk to him, I'm afraid he will do something stupid."
Uncle Li frowned, half-believing, "Really?"
"It's true!" Wu Xing nodded fiercely, "Uncle Li, don't worry about me all the time. If I have a girlfriend, I will definitely tell you."
"Xiao Xing, you don't have to be afraid of embarrassing yourself with Uncle. Tell me, you don't have a girlfriend now, is it because you don't want to look for it, or is there no girl who likes you?"
This is too straightforward, the corner of Wu Xing's mouth twitched.How bad he is, no one thinks highly of him.
Seeing Wu Xing's expression, Uncle Li thought he guessed it right, and quickly comforted him, "Don't be discouraged, Xiao Xing. If you can't find it yourself, Uncle will pay attention to you."
"No, no, no..." Wu Xing quickly refused, "Uncle, it's not that I can't find it, it's because I didn't like it."
Uncle Li pursed his lips and stopped talking, just seeing Wu Xing's strange expression.
"Uncle, you...why are you looking at me like that?" Wu Xing asked awkwardly.
Uncle Li sighed, "You still treat Uncle as an outsider, don't you?"
"No! Absolutely not!"
"Then tell Uncle the truth!" Uncle Li became serious.
"Say……"
To tell the truth, Wu Xing lowered his head and began to pick at the bed board, his eyes wandering.
"Xiao Xing, Uncle didn't intend to poke your sore spot, but just wanted to help you."
You are helping me the most by not asking anything, Wu Xing secretly cursed in his heart.
"Uncle, what I said is true." Wu Xing raised his head and said seriously: "If I have a suitable one, I will definitely bring it back for you to see."
"Ah...Xiao Xing, my uncle has been anxious for you about your finding a wife." Uncle Li patted Wu Xing on the shoulder, "I know you are actually anxious, but I am too embarrassed to tell uncle, yes no?"
"No... I'm not in a hurry."
"Xiao Xing!" Uncle Li said urgently: "Uncle has not forgotten what happened last time, don't tell me you are not in a hurry, Uncle will definitely not believe it!"
last time?Wu Xing was a little puzzled.
"Uncle, what happened last time?"
Uncle Li couldn't hold back his old face, but he still said, "Yangyang that time...he asked why both me and him were soft, but you were hard!"
"..."
Wu Xing's face turned red instantly. He thought that this matter had passed for several days and should have been completely forgotten long ago. Who knew that Uncle Li had been thinking about it all the time.
"I..." Wu Xing wanted to explain but was powerless.Did he say that he was hard not because he wanted a woman but because he wanted a man?
"Uncle didn't want to say it at first, but your attitude... well, uncle has to let it go. Xiao Xing, you are already 24, and you are young at the age of blood. It's time to find a girlfriend! If you feel embarrassed, Uncle will find it for you! In our village, Uncle can find you five or six suitable ones!"
"Uncle Li, don't—"
Uncle Li took it for granted that Wu Xing's resistance was caused by self-esteem, so he said with a firm attitude: "Xiao Xing, don't tell me anything else, this matter is settled! Taking advantage of the new year, all the girls are at home , Shu Minger will make arrangements for you, you don’t need to worry about it, uncle has set a time, just go and see him directly!”
"I don't need it, uncle... Hey, uncle, don't push me... I'm really in no hurry... I'm not in a hurry!"
Wu Xing tried to explain, but Uncle Li pushed the door directly, then locked the door neatly, and said one last sentence.
"Xiao Xing, you can rest assured and go to sleep, uncle will arrange one for you tomorrow afternoon!"
"Uncle, listen to me... Ah... Uncle! You should open the door... I'm not in a hurry, don't worry..."
Wu Xing was still yelling outside the door, but Uncle Li ignored it, and in the end, there was a heavy snoring sound directly.
Wu Xing wanted to cry but had no choice but to go back to his room.
Lying on the bed and covered with the quilt, Wu Xing looked at the ceiling speechlessly, thinking secretly.
Should he tell Shang Peng about this?
In fact, the culprit is still him. If he hadn't shamelessly sent nude photos to himself, and then asked himself to send them to him, would he have reacted?If he didn't respond, the subsequent series of things wouldn't have happened!
But this is the end of the matter, and there is no use complaining.Wu Xing sighed, he should think about how to solve it.
According to Shangpeng's character, if he knows that he has gone on a blind date, the consequences will be unimaginable...
Last time, because he wore the underwear that Lin Dong bought for him, that guy went crazy, not only threw the underwear outside, but also bought him more than n pairs of couple underwear!
Thinking of this, Wu Xing made up his mind that he can't tell Shang Peng anymore, he can go on a blind date secretly.
If he disagrees, then Uncle Li has nothing to do.
bingo!Just do it!
Just as Wu Xing thought of a solution, he was relieved when Shang Peng called.
Wu Xing took a few deep breaths before answering the phone.
"Dapengzi."
"Cat..."
Because he talked to Li Gang and Wang Hu about something about the bed at noon, Shang Peng is still a little distracted.
"Dapengzi, what do you do every day now?" Wu Xing looked at the ceiling and asked, "I think every day is quite boring and I have nothing to do."
"I'm bored because I left my husband, right?" Shang Peng said with complacency in his tone, "Now you know how important I am to you."
"Cut~ Narcissist, you!" Wu Xing sneered.
"I'm not narcissistic, I'm to the point! By the way, cat, do you feel bored at night?" Shang Peng calmly began to dig a hole.
Wu Xing thought for a while, "I will too."
"Hey... you will feel lonely and empty. Without me holding you every night, don't you always sleep well?"
"Hmph!" Wu Xing started to fight back, "Then you don't have anyone to hug you every night, don't you also feel lonely and empty?!"
"Cat, you are right. My husband is so pitiful...I think about you every night, and I can't sleep." Shang Peng said pitifully, "Cat, I need your comfort."
Shit, what a fool again!
Wu Xing gritted his teeth, "Roll!"
"Don't get lost, call me twice and listen~"
"Scream! Don't scream!"
"Cat, you are so cruel!" Shang Peng complained, "You don't even care about your little husband..."
"Dapengzi, can you show some face!" Wu Xing blushed at Shang Peng's "little husband".
"Okay. Seriously," Shang Peng's tone became serious, but the next sentence was, "Mao'er, are you sure you won't look at my nude photos at night to solve your little brother problem?"
Shit, I was so hard that I was discovered by my own brother once, and I will be shadowed in the future!
"Do you think everyone has the same brains as you?!" Wu Xing will not let Shang Peng know that he is proud, "I don't feel good about your nude photos at all? Isn't it just that thing? Who doesn't have it yet?" ah!"
"Cat, do you really feel nothing?" Shang Peng asked unwillingly.
Wu Xing chuckled and said firmly, "No!"
"It's over, Mao'er, are you sick?" Shang Peng became worried, "Mao'er, please stimulate it to see if it will still be hard? If it is not hard..."
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Wu Xing gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "You are useless!"
"It's okay, cat, I won't... I won't dislike you. If it's not hard, it's not hard. Anyway, we don't need this, don't be sad..."
"Ahhh——" Wu Xing was about to go crazy, "I'm so fine! Are you deaf? I'm fine! Also, I don't need it, I still want to use it to fuck you! How could it be possible! "
"Really still hard?" Shang Peng's tone was cautious, as if he was afraid of hurting Wu Xing's fragile heart.
"Yes! One hundred percent yes."
"I still don't believe it." Shang Peng continued: "Cat, don't hide it from me. I will always accompany you through the difficulties. Don't be sad."
"Which ear of yours saw me sad!" Wu Xing felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, "I'm really fine!!!"
"If it's okay, you can take a photo of the kitten getting hard, so that I can rest assured." Shang Peng finally revealed his purpose.
If it was before, Wu Xing might have been fooled.But the current Wu Xing is no longer what it used to be, and this kind of trick has no effect on him.
When Shang Peng said a word, Wu Xing quickly calmed down, sneered into the microphone, and said, "You have been waiting for me here for a long time!"
Shang Peng: "I... just care about you."
"You're so uneasy!"
"Cat~cat~~ show me, I'm really worried about you." Shang Peng turned on the shameless mode.
"Go away! Didn't I send it to you last time?" Wu Xing spat at him.
"But it didn't matter that time, it doesn't mean it will be fine this time!" Shang Peng had reasons.
Wu Xing's tone was firm: "Even if you say it's broken today, I won't send it to you!"
Last time, so many things were involved because of the nude photos, this time he will not take the risk again.
"...Well, if you don't post it, you won't post it. Why are you so fierce?" Shang Peng was a little bit aggrieved.
"Don't pretend to be pitiful with me, this trick is useless!"
"..."
Shang Peng finally ran out of words.
"Go to sleep, Dapengzi, I'm actually doing it for your own good." Wu Xing's attitude softened.
"If you don't send it to me, it's for my own good..." Shang Peng muttered.
"Listen to me talking to you." Wu Xing said: "You said that if I send it to you, you will definitely have a reaction, and if you have a reaction, you will not be able to sleep. Then you must masturbate. If one time is not enough, A second shot is needed, and if the two times are not enough, a third shot is needed... As the saying goes, a small masturbation is good, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a strong masturbation is wiped out! So you understand~"
After saying these words, Wu Xing quickly hung up the phone and started laughing on the bed.
Haha ...
I'll suffocate you!You made me ashamed last time, and forced me to go on a blind date!
snort!
Shang Peng just smiled at Wu Xing's behavior, but his eyes were full of pampering.
His cat is really getting more and more naughty, it seems that he needs to be trained after the next year!
……
The next day, as soon as Wu Xing had finished his breakfast, Uncle Li walked over with a smile on his face, took his hand, and said, "Xiao Xing, uncle has already found one for you. It's the third daughter of the Tang family next door. She's 20 this year. In her early days, that girl looks very fresh. You pack up quickly, at twelve o'clock at noon, it will be at the restaurant at the head of our village, you can meet and have a look."
"Uncle Li..."
Wu Xing was a little helpless, he thought it would take a while.Unexpectedly, Uncle Li moved so fast, as soon as the front foot said to find someone for him, the back foot was arranged.
"Hey, Xiao Xing, you see, my uncle got up early in the morning and made arrangements for you, so don't refuse, okay?"
"...Okay, okay. It's settled, Uncle, I'll see you. If it doesn't work out, don't talk about me."
Uncle Li happily said, "Okay, okay!"
The original appointment time was twelve o'clock, but just after eleven o'clock, Uncle Li urged Wu Xing to go out, saying that he should not be late, so as not to leave a bad impression on girls...
Wu Xing couldn't resist, so he had to accept it.
Just as he was about to go out, Wu Yang appeared suddenly, hugged Wu Xing, blinked his big eyes, and said, "Brother, what are you doing, why don't you bring Yangyang?"
Seeing this, Uncle Li hurriedly pulled Wu Yang to his side, saying: "Yangyang is obedient, your brother has important things to do, you should play by yourself first."
"What's the matter?" Wu Yang was pulled by Uncle Li's arm, but he still kept leaning towards Wu Xing, and continued to ask relentlessly.
"You're too young, even if I tell you, you won't understand. Be good, Yangyang, don't bother brother."
"No, I have to follow my brother." Ever since Wu Xing came home, Wu Yang has been clinging to Wu Xing every day, except for going to the bathroom, taking a shower and sleeping, whenever they go out, the two of them are basically together.This time Wu Xing suddenly wanted to go out alone, of course Wu Yang was unwilling.
"Yangyang!" Uncle Li tensed up, "Come here!"
"Don't!" Wu Yang's temper was also stubborn, "If you don't tell me, I will follow my brother!"
"Yangyang..." Wu Xing rubbed Wu Yang's head, "Brother will go out for a while."
"Brother is lying..." Wu Yang's eyes suddenly burst into tears, "Is my brother leaving? Is it... You are afraid of Yang Yang, you are afraid that Yang Yang will be sad, so you don't tell me... Woo... I No, don't brother go away..."
As soon as Wu Yang cried, Wu Xing and Uncle Li immediately became flustered.Wu Xing hurriedly comforted him: "Yangyang is good, brother won't leave, brother really won't leave..."
"No...did you lie to me?" Wu Yang sniffed.
"Really, if you don't believe me, ask Uncle Li."
"Uncle Li, brother... isn't brother going? Then tell me why brother is going..." Wu Yang looked at Uncle Li with pitiful eyes.
Uncle Li had no choice but to tell the truth, "Your brother is going... to meet a girl."
"...What?" Wu Yang didn't understand.
"It's a blind date. If you find a match, I can bring you a sister-in-law back." Uncle Li said.
sister in law?Is it my brother's girlfriend?
Many thoughts raced through Wu Yang's head: If my brother had a girlfriend, wouldn't he love him the most?Is it because my brother will sleep with his girlfriend in the future and won't coax him?Yes or no……
"No!" Wu Yang shouted, "I don't want my brother to find a girlfriend!"
"Yangyang, you can't do this!" Uncle Li wanted to keep Wu Yang from telling him because he was afraid that Wu Yang, who cared too much about his brother, would stop him.
Wu Yang bit his lip, and said slowly: "I just... just don't want to. If my brother has a girlfriend... he won't love Yang Yang anymore."
"How could it be?" Uncle Li comforted him, "If my brother has a girlfriend, the two of them can love you together. Wouldn't it be good if one more person loves you?"
"..."
not like this.Wu Yang shook his head desperately, "No, she won't like me..."
Because he is stupid, others will not like him, they will only bully him.Just like how he was treated since he was a child, everyone except his brother looked down on him.
"Yangyang, my brother is not going." Seeing that Wu Yang was about to lose control, Wu Xing quickly winked at Uncle Li, then hugged Wu Yang, and whispered in his ear.
"I... Am I bad? Brother..." Wu Yang burst into tears at this moment.
"No, Yangyang is the most obedient and the best, brother's favorite is Yangyang." Wu Xing patted Wu Yang's back slowly.
Uncle Li didn't expect Wu Xing's blind date to make Wu Yang's emotions break down so much, and he only thought that this matter would come slowly.
"Okay, Yangyang, don't cry, Uncle Li's heart hurts badly when you cry, don't cry, be good." Uncle Li also followed him to coax him.Wu Yang has been brought up almost since he was a child, and he has long been treated as his own son. Uncle Li really couldn't bear the crying.
At this moment, Wu Yang suddenly came out of Wu Xing's arms. After wiping away his tears, he seemed to say resolutely: "Brother, I...I'm fine, you can go..."
"Yangyang?" Wu Xing and Uncle Li looked at him in surprise at the same time.
"I know... my brother will definitely find a girlfriend in the future, I know it all... as long as my brother loves me the most, I will..." Wu Yang said intermittently.
Just now, Wu Yang suddenly figured it out.Obviously he was making trouble for no reason, but my brother and Uncle Li still followed him. He is not young anymore, he should be sensible.
Uncle Li praised Wu Yang with relief, "Yangyang is really sensible, we Yangyang have grown up, really grown up..."
Wu Yang smiled, and looked at Wu Xing: "Brother, as long as my brother is happy, Yang Yang is willing to do anything. Just like my brother would do anything to make Yang Yang happy."
Wu Xing looked at Wu Yang who had suddenly enlightened, but he couldn't laugh or cry in his heart.
The smile is that Yangyang can finally accept the existence of another person, and no longer has such a strong desire to monopolize him. In this way, his rejection of Shang Peng is considered a big step forward.In the future, even if Wu Yang knew about Shang Peng's relationship with him, he shouldn't be too noisy.
What was crying was that Wu Yang was going to mess up this blind date. He was just wishing for it, but now he is going again.
"Brother, Yangyang is fine...you go, I'll wait for you at home."
"That's right, hurry up, it's been another 10 minutes, and I'll be late again in a while!"
While seeing them off, Wu Xing had no choice but to step out of the house and go to the restaurant at the head of the village.
Wu Xing shook his head, "Uncle Li, I don't deny it, the key is that I really don't."
"Then who did you call tonight?"
"Yes...he's a buddy of mine." Wu Xing rolled his eyes, and an idea came to his mind, "He's broken in love, so I'll just talk to him, I'm afraid he will do something stupid."
Uncle Li frowned, half-believing, "Really?"
"It's true!" Wu Xing nodded fiercely, "Uncle Li, don't worry about me all the time. If I have a girlfriend, I will definitely tell you."
"Xiao Xing, you don't have to be afraid of embarrassing yourself with Uncle. Tell me, you don't have a girlfriend now, is it because you don't want to look for it, or is there no girl who likes you?"
This is too straightforward, the corner of Wu Xing's mouth twitched.How bad he is, no one thinks highly of him.
Seeing Wu Xing's expression, Uncle Li thought he guessed it right, and quickly comforted him, "Don't be discouraged, Xiao Xing. If you can't find it yourself, Uncle will pay attention to you."
"No, no, no..." Wu Xing quickly refused, "Uncle, it's not that I can't find it, it's because I didn't like it."
Uncle Li pursed his lips and stopped talking, just seeing Wu Xing's strange expression.
"Uncle, you...why are you looking at me like that?" Wu Xing asked awkwardly.
Uncle Li sighed, "You still treat Uncle as an outsider, don't you?"
"No! Absolutely not!"
"Then tell Uncle the truth!" Uncle Li became serious.
"Say……"
To tell the truth, Wu Xing lowered his head and began to pick at the bed board, his eyes wandering.
"Xiao Xing, Uncle didn't intend to poke your sore spot, but just wanted to help you."
You are helping me the most by not asking anything, Wu Xing secretly cursed in his heart.
"Uncle, what I said is true." Wu Xing raised his head and said seriously: "If I have a suitable one, I will definitely bring it back for you to see."
"Ah...Xiao Xing, my uncle has been anxious for you about your finding a wife." Uncle Li patted Wu Xing on the shoulder, "I know you are actually anxious, but I am too embarrassed to tell uncle, yes no?"
"No... I'm not in a hurry."
"Xiao Xing!" Uncle Li said urgently: "Uncle has not forgotten what happened last time, don't tell me you are not in a hurry, Uncle will definitely not believe it!"
last time?Wu Xing was a little puzzled.
"Uncle, what happened last time?"
Uncle Li couldn't hold back his old face, but he still said, "Yangyang that time...he asked why both me and him were soft, but you were hard!"
"..."
Wu Xing's face turned red instantly. He thought that this matter had passed for several days and should have been completely forgotten long ago. Who knew that Uncle Li had been thinking about it all the time.
"I..." Wu Xing wanted to explain but was powerless.Did he say that he was hard not because he wanted a woman but because he wanted a man?
"Uncle didn't want to say it at first, but your attitude... well, uncle has to let it go. Xiao Xing, you are already 24, and you are young at the age of blood. It's time to find a girlfriend! If you feel embarrassed, Uncle will find it for you! In our village, Uncle can find you five or six suitable ones!"
"Uncle Li, don't—"
Uncle Li took it for granted that Wu Xing's resistance was caused by self-esteem, so he said with a firm attitude: "Xiao Xing, don't tell me anything else, this matter is settled! Taking advantage of the new year, all the girls are at home , Shu Minger will make arrangements for you, you don’t need to worry about it, uncle has set a time, just go and see him directly!”
"I don't need it, uncle... Hey, uncle, don't push me... I'm really in no hurry... I'm not in a hurry!"
Wu Xing tried to explain, but Uncle Li pushed the door directly, then locked the door neatly, and said one last sentence.
"Xiao Xing, you can rest assured and go to sleep, uncle will arrange one for you tomorrow afternoon!"
"Uncle, listen to me... Ah... Uncle! You should open the door... I'm not in a hurry, don't worry..."
Wu Xing was still yelling outside the door, but Uncle Li ignored it, and in the end, there was a heavy snoring sound directly.
Wu Xing wanted to cry but had no choice but to go back to his room.
Lying on the bed and covered with the quilt, Wu Xing looked at the ceiling speechlessly, thinking secretly.
Should he tell Shang Peng about this?
In fact, the culprit is still him. If he hadn't shamelessly sent nude photos to himself, and then asked himself to send them to him, would he have reacted?If he didn't respond, the subsequent series of things wouldn't have happened!
But this is the end of the matter, and there is no use complaining.Wu Xing sighed, he should think about how to solve it.
According to Shangpeng's character, if he knows that he has gone on a blind date, the consequences will be unimaginable...
Last time, because he wore the underwear that Lin Dong bought for him, that guy went crazy, not only threw the underwear outside, but also bought him more than n pairs of couple underwear!
Thinking of this, Wu Xing made up his mind that he can't tell Shang Peng anymore, he can go on a blind date secretly.
If he disagrees, then Uncle Li has nothing to do.
bingo!Just do it!
Just as Wu Xing thought of a solution, he was relieved when Shang Peng called.
Wu Xing took a few deep breaths before answering the phone.
"Dapengzi."
"Cat..."
Because he talked to Li Gang and Wang Hu about something about the bed at noon, Shang Peng is still a little distracted.
"Dapengzi, what do you do every day now?" Wu Xing looked at the ceiling and asked, "I think every day is quite boring and I have nothing to do."
"I'm bored because I left my husband, right?" Shang Peng said with complacency in his tone, "Now you know how important I am to you."
"Cut~ Narcissist, you!" Wu Xing sneered.
"I'm not narcissistic, I'm to the point! By the way, cat, do you feel bored at night?" Shang Peng calmly began to dig a hole.
Wu Xing thought for a while, "I will too."
"Hey... you will feel lonely and empty. Without me holding you every night, don't you always sleep well?"
"Hmph!" Wu Xing started to fight back, "Then you don't have anyone to hug you every night, don't you also feel lonely and empty?!"
"Cat, you are right. My husband is so pitiful...I think about you every night, and I can't sleep." Shang Peng said pitifully, "Cat, I need your comfort."
Shit, what a fool again!
Wu Xing gritted his teeth, "Roll!"
"Don't get lost, call me twice and listen~"
"Scream! Don't scream!"
"Cat, you are so cruel!" Shang Peng complained, "You don't even care about your little husband..."
"Dapengzi, can you show some face!" Wu Xing blushed at Shang Peng's "little husband".
"Okay. Seriously," Shang Peng's tone became serious, but the next sentence was, "Mao'er, are you sure you won't look at my nude photos at night to solve your little brother problem?"
Shit, I was so hard that I was discovered by my own brother once, and I will be shadowed in the future!
"Do you think everyone has the same brains as you?!" Wu Xing will not let Shang Peng know that he is proud, "I don't feel good about your nude photos at all? Isn't it just that thing? Who doesn't have it yet?" ah!"
"Cat, do you really feel nothing?" Shang Peng asked unwillingly.
Wu Xing chuckled and said firmly, "No!"
"It's over, Mao'er, are you sick?" Shang Peng became worried, "Mao'er, please stimulate it to see if it will still be hard? If it is not hard..."
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Wu Xing gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "You are useless!"
"It's okay, cat, I won't... I won't dislike you. If it's not hard, it's not hard. Anyway, we don't need this, don't be sad..."
"Ahhh——" Wu Xing was about to go crazy, "I'm so fine! Are you deaf? I'm fine! Also, I don't need it, I still want to use it to fuck you! How could it be possible! "
"Really still hard?" Shang Peng's tone was cautious, as if he was afraid of hurting Wu Xing's fragile heart.
"Yes! One hundred percent yes."
"I still don't believe it." Shang Peng continued: "Cat, don't hide it from me. I will always accompany you through the difficulties. Don't be sad."
"Which ear of yours saw me sad!" Wu Xing felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, "I'm really fine!!!"
"If it's okay, you can take a photo of the kitten getting hard, so that I can rest assured." Shang Peng finally revealed his purpose.
If it was before, Wu Xing might have been fooled.But the current Wu Xing is no longer what it used to be, and this kind of trick has no effect on him.
When Shang Peng said a word, Wu Xing quickly calmed down, sneered into the microphone, and said, "You have been waiting for me here for a long time!"
Shang Peng: "I... just care about you."
"You're so uneasy!"
"Cat~cat~~ show me, I'm really worried about you." Shang Peng turned on the shameless mode.
"Go away! Didn't I send it to you last time?" Wu Xing spat at him.
"But it didn't matter that time, it doesn't mean it will be fine this time!" Shang Peng had reasons.
Wu Xing's tone was firm: "Even if you say it's broken today, I won't send it to you!"
Last time, so many things were involved because of the nude photos, this time he will not take the risk again.
"...Well, if you don't post it, you won't post it. Why are you so fierce?" Shang Peng was a little bit aggrieved.
"Don't pretend to be pitiful with me, this trick is useless!"
"..."
Shang Peng finally ran out of words.
"Go to sleep, Dapengzi, I'm actually doing it for your own good." Wu Xing's attitude softened.
"If you don't send it to me, it's for my own good..." Shang Peng muttered.
"Listen to me talking to you." Wu Xing said: "You said that if I send it to you, you will definitely have a reaction, and if you have a reaction, you will not be able to sleep. Then you must masturbate. If one time is not enough, A second shot is needed, and if the two times are not enough, a third shot is needed... As the saying goes, a small masturbation is good, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a strong masturbation is wiped out! So you understand~"
After saying these words, Wu Xing quickly hung up the phone and started laughing on the bed.
Haha ...
I'll suffocate you!You made me ashamed last time, and forced me to go on a blind date!
snort!
Shang Peng just smiled at Wu Xing's behavior, but his eyes were full of pampering.
His cat is really getting more and more naughty, it seems that he needs to be trained after the next year!
……
The next day, as soon as Wu Xing had finished his breakfast, Uncle Li walked over with a smile on his face, took his hand, and said, "Xiao Xing, uncle has already found one for you. It's the third daughter of the Tang family next door. She's 20 this year. In her early days, that girl looks very fresh. You pack up quickly, at twelve o'clock at noon, it will be at the restaurant at the head of our village, you can meet and have a look."
"Uncle Li..."
Wu Xing was a little helpless, he thought it would take a while.Unexpectedly, Uncle Li moved so fast, as soon as the front foot said to find someone for him, the back foot was arranged.
"Hey, Xiao Xing, you see, my uncle got up early in the morning and made arrangements for you, so don't refuse, okay?"
"...Okay, okay. It's settled, Uncle, I'll see you. If it doesn't work out, don't talk about me."
Uncle Li happily said, "Okay, okay!"
The original appointment time was twelve o'clock, but just after eleven o'clock, Uncle Li urged Wu Xing to go out, saying that he should not be late, so as not to leave a bad impression on girls...
Wu Xing couldn't resist, so he had to accept it.
Just as he was about to go out, Wu Yang appeared suddenly, hugged Wu Xing, blinked his big eyes, and said, "Brother, what are you doing, why don't you bring Yangyang?"
Seeing this, Uncle Li hurriedly pulled Wu Yang to his side, saying: "Yangyang is obedient, your brother has important things to do, you should play by yourself first."
"What's the matter?" Wu Yang was pulled by Uncle Li's arm, but he still kept leaning towards Wu Xing, and continued to ask relentlessly.
"You're too young, even if I tell you, you won't understand. Be good, Yangyang, don't bother brother."
"No, I have to follow my brother." Ever since Wu Xing came home, Wu Yang has been clinging to Wu Xing every day, except for going to the bathroom, taking a shower and sleeping, whenever they go out, the two of them are basically together.This time Wu Xing suddenly wanted to go out alone, of course Wu Yang was unwilling.
"Yangyang!" Uncle Li tensed up, "Come here!"
"Don't!" Wu Yang's temper was also stubborn, "If you don't tell me, I will follow my brother!"
"Yangyang..." Wu Xing rubbed Wu Yang's head, "Brother will go out for a while."
"Brother is lying..." Wu Yang's eyes suddenly burst into tears, "Is my brother leaving? Is it... You are afraid of Yang Yang, you are afraid that Yang Yang will be sad, so you don't tell me... Woo... I No, don't brother go away..."
As soon as Wu Yang cried, Wu Xing and Uncle Li immediately became flustered.Wu Xing hurriedly comforted him: "Yangyang is good, brother won't leave, brother really won't leave..."
"No...did you lie to me?" Wu Yang sniffed.
"Really, if you don't believe me, ask Uncle Li."
"Uncle Li, brother... isn't brother going? Then tell me why brother is going..." Wu Yang looked at Uncle Li with pitiful eyes.
Uncle Li had no choice but to tell the truth, "Your brother is going... to meet a girl."
"...What?" Wu Yang didn't understand.
"It's a blind date. If you find a match, I can bring you a sister-in-law back." Uncle Li said.
sister in law?Is it my brother's girlfriend?
Many thoughts raced through Wu Yang's head: If my brother had a girlfriend, wouldn't he love him the most?Is it because my brother will sleep with his girlfriend in the future and won't coax him?Yes or no……
"No!" Wu Yang shouted, "I don't want my brother to find a girlfriend!"
"Yangyang, you can't do this!" Uncle Li wanted to keep Wu Yang from telling him because he was afraid that Wu Yang, who cared too much about his brother, would stop him.
Wu Yang bit his lip, and said slowly: "I just... just don't want to. If my brother has a girlfriend... he won't love Yang Yang anymore."
"How could it be?" Uncle Li comforted him, "If my brother has a girlfriend, the two of them can love you together. Wouldn't it be good if one more person loves you?"
"..."
not like this.Wu Yang shook his head desperately, "No, she won't like me..."
Because he is stupid, others will not like him, they will only bully him.Just like how he was treated since he was a child, everyone except his brother looked down on him.
"Yangyang, my brother is not going." Seeing that Wu Yang was about to lose control, Wu Xing quickly winked at Uncle Li, then hugged Wu Yang, and whispered in his ear.
"I... Am I bad? Brother..." Wu Yang burst into tears at this moment.
"No, Yangyang is the most obedient and the best, brother's favorite is Yangyang." Wu Xing patted Wu Yang's back slowly.
Uncle Li didn't expect Wu Xing's blind date to make Wu Yang's emotions break down so much, and he only thought that this matter would come slowly.
"Okay, Yangyang, don't cry, Uncle Li's heart hurts badly when you cry, don't cry, be good." Uncle Li also followed him to coax him.Wu Yang has been brought up almost since he was a child, and he has long been treated as his own son. Uncle Li really couldn't bear the crying.
At this moment, Wu Yang suddenly came out of Wu Xing's arms. After wiping away his tears, he seemed to say resolutely: "Brother, I...I'm fine, you can go..."
"Yangyang?" Wu Xing and Uncle Li looked at him in surprise at the same time.
"I know... my brother will definitely find a girlfriend in the future, I know it all... as long as my brother loves me the most, I will..." Wu Yang said intermittently.
Just now, Wu Yang suddenly figured it out.Obviously he was making trouble for no reason, but my brother and Uncle Li still followed him. He is not young anymore, he should be sensible.
Uncle Li praised Wu Yang with relief, "Yangyang is really sensible, we Yangyang have grown up, really grown up..."
Wu Yang smiled, and looked at Wu Xing: "Brother, as long as my brother is happy, Yang Yang is willing to do anything. Just like my brother would do anything to make Yang Yang happy."
Wu Xing looked at Wu Yang who had suddenly enlightened, but he couldn't laugh or cry in his heart.
The smile is that Yangyang can finally accept the existence of another person, and no longer has such a strong desire to monopolize him. In this way, his rejection of Shang Peng is considered a big step forward.In the future, even if Wu Yang knew about Shang Peng's relationship with him, he shouldn't be too noisy.
What was crying was that Wu Yang was going to mess up this blind date. He was just wishing for it, but now he is going again.
"Brother, Yangyang is fine...you go, I'll wait for you at home."
"That's right, hurry up, it's been another 10 minutes, and I'll be late again in a while!"
While seeing them off, Wu Xing had no choice but to step out of the house and go to the restaurant at the head of the village.
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