Brother Erchuan Miao's promotion path [comprehensive martial arts]

#On how a meow brother hides his short chest and perfectly disguises himself as a meow sister#

Lu Yangyan was so vicious again that he shaved off the hair on his legs, his heart was bleeding... because the entire thigh of Dingguo was exposed.

Only the Dingguo suit has the smallest breasts!Can fake with pecs (proud face).

After finally wearing women's clothing once, Lu Yangyan is quite serious about it.At least he didn't just wear women's clothes this time, he also put on makeup.

terrible.

Soften the lines of the lower face, and then slightly enlarge the eyes, so that the eyes are not so sharp.Add lip color and blush, plus flower tinsel, and the earrings are just perfect.

Lu Yangyan looked at the loose white hair, and immediately put on a wreath after combing it. The flower was the red one.

——You can go out and deceive people.

Lu Yangyan smiled, and was the first to leave the room, standing at the gate of the palace, standing still.

He was quite satisfied with his outfit today, as soon as his aura changed, few people would be able to tell who he was... except those who knew him very well.

Lu Yangyan's ears moved.

"How did Seventh Brother sleep last night?"

"Huh?" Mo Shenggu, who was named, was startled, "Oh, it's okay, it's okay."

"Seventh brother thinks I'm stupid, look at the green color in front of your eyes, it's like someone punched you twice." Yin Liting pouted, pointing at Mo Shenggu's eyes.

"Hmm..." Mo Shenggu fell silent, hey, he wouldn't say that he couldn't sleep last night because he was thinking about what happened yesterday afternoon.

I didn't think about anything at the time, but afterwards I realized... I was really brave!

It's so cool dear, hehehe...

Yin Liting looked at the man who was grinning almost behind his ears, and winked, "Seventh Brother, what are you thinking? Are you smiling so...wretchedly?"

"Is there?" Mo Shenggu touched the corner of his mouth, coughed twice, and said seriously, "Ahem...why didn't I feel it." He flattened the corner of his mouth.

"Seventh brother, it's not good for you to be like this." Yin Liting was unhappy, holding the sword and striding forward in a daze.

"Hey Brother Six?"

"Sixth Uncle and Seventh Uncle, good morning." Zhang Wuji trotted over, stopped panting slightly, "I'll go see who else is awake, we'll go on our way after dinner."

"Wuji, did you get up early to practice again?" Yin Liting patted Zhang Wuji's shoulder and smiled, "In this case, you should go and have a look, it's getting late. If you delay for a while, it will probably be after lunch hahaha .”

Zhang Wuji nodded, waved his hand and ran back.

"Wuji and Qingshu... hey."

Behind the cold Yin Liting and Mo Shenggu, Zhang Songxi's voice sounded. When they looked back, not only Zhang Songxi was there, but Yu Daiyan was also there.

"Third Brother, Fourth Brother." The two shouted in unison, greeting each other.

"Sixth brother, seventh brother." Two relative responses.

Yin Liting asked in confusion, "Fourth brother, what do you mean by what you just said?"

If Mo Shenggu realized something, he looked at Zhang Songxi and confirmed his thoughts.He sighed in his heart, the test between the eldest brother and the fifth brother was not easy.

No wonder Fifth Sister-in-Law always keeps the two senior brothers away intentionally or unintentionally. It turns out that Fifth Sister-in-law has already seen it.

_(:3"∠)_

Mo Shenggu felt that if he hadn't fallen in love with a man, he wouldn't have thought about Zhang Songxi's words in that direction.

After all, such things rarely happen.

"Sixth brother, this matter... I hope I guessed wrong." Among the seven sons of Wudang, apart from the five heroes Zhang Cuishan who is the smartest, Zhang Songxi is the one who turns his mind the fastest.

Moreover, Zhang Songxi also likes to do divination on weekdays, which is not an important thing.For example... being able to find Zhang Cuishan's family in the sea area with the Sky Eagle Sect was also related to the hexagram calculated by Zhang Songxi.

"Seventh Brother, I think you know something by looking at your expression." Yin Liting stared at Mo Shenggu and laughed, "If Fourth Brother doesn't tell me, Seventh Brother, you can tell Senior Brother."

Mo Shenggu shook his head, "If the fourth brother doesn't say anything, then I won't be able to."

"Forget it, if you don't talk about it, it's probably a serious matter, and it has nothing to do with me if something happens." Yin Liting finally chose to be wise and protect himself, not to inquire or interfere.

"What happened has nothing to do with Little Six?" Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou came from a distance, and after hearing Yin Liting's last words, Yu Lianzhou laughed loudly, "Let's tell Second Brother, maybe I can still protect you."

Although Yu Lianzhou ranked second, her personality was extremely out of character when she was young, so that now she is middle-aged and still likes to tease others.

He also likes to call people nicknames.

Yin Liting was not stupid enough to say what they discussed just now, he just scratched his head and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing."

"Little six have secrets, it's really an anecdote." Yu Lianzhou clapped her hands and said, "If you tell this news to your mentor, your mentor will be surprised."

"Second brother, I'm in my thirties, and I'm not a kid in my teens, so there's no need to say that about me." Yin Liting said dissatisfied.

"Look, there's a temper tantrum."

"Hahaha……"

The six of them laughed together, sometimes this is how brothers chat, they will make fun of each other when they get a chance, but they also know that enough is enough.

These are brothers, they can expose each other's backgrounds, and they can also stab each other.

Zhang Wuji brought a few people over, it seemed that everyone was up and they could leave after eating.

Uh... No, where is the leader of the Ming Cult?

"Yang Zuoshi, where is your leader? Are you still sleeping?" Song Yuanqiao asked.

Yang Xiao smacked his lips, "I really don't know, the teacher mainly hides it, but our subordinates can't find it anywhere." He spread his hands innocently.

Zhang Wuji also nodded, "There is no one in the room, I went to look for it."

Mo Shenggu narrowed his eyes, Yanyan won't let him disappear again...

"Oh, Brother Miao can be invisible, so maybe he is watching us and laughing anxiously around us." Yin Li curled his lips and said, "Miao Miao likes to do this kind of thing. When you want to find it, you can't find it. Don't pay attention. It suddenly appeared again to be scary."

"Everyone, the leader invites you to eat in the hall, and the disciples of each sect have already divided the food." Lu Ba appeared behind the crowd and said faintly.

"Brother Meow is in the lobby?" Yin Li asked.

Lu Ba shook his head, didn't speak, and disappeared in front of everyone.

"What kind of invisibility are you playing? Do you think my Great Five Immortals can't hide?" Yin Li made a face, and pulled Guo Lin into the hall.

Guo Lin sighed, "The five-poison-turning-butterfly is invisible for less than three breaths. How can it compare with Mingjiao's dark and diffuse? And I feel that brother Miao's moves are not restricted at all, which is different from us."

"Damn it, he's hanging on the wall!" Yin Li thought, but when she saw the delicious food on the table, she forgot all her troubles and started to eat.

"You idiot, come and taste it, it tastes really good!" Yin Li praised the breakfast.

……

After a meal, Lu Yangyan still didn't show up.Even Yang Xiao, who has always been calm, began to wonder, what is their leader who doesn't play cards according to common sense... what is he doing?

Since Lu Ba let them eat in the hall, he hasn't appeared again.Everyone looked left and right, and finally decided not to care about anything, and gathered the disciples into a group to prepare to set off.

Anyway, Mingjiao white-browed eagle king and blue-winged bat king Yang Xiao were with them, and they didn't believe that the leader of Mingjiao could go anywhere.

This time at the door...

Hiss... Those long legs, that small waist that fits tightly, even the fat times you wear are almost spicy!

"Fuck? A cat is here?" Yin Li was surprised, his eyes were shining brightly.

Guo Lin raised his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes, "No way..."

Zhang Wuji and Song Qingshu looked at each other, and both curled their lips.Just as Zhang Wuji was about to speak, he saw Sister Miao, who had her back to them, turn around.

Zhang Wuji folded his chest and watched quietly.

The pretty and lively beauty stood in front of everyone, her eyes were bent into a slit, burning the surrounding air like a fire.

Mo Shenggu blinked.

The two kings of Mingjiao and one protector are dull-eyed, their leader really knows how to play.

Don't think they won't recognize you with makeup on, okay?But those people from Wudang and Emei were not easy to recognize.

"I'll give you full marks for this appearance." Guo Lin stretched out his thumb tremblingly, but he couldn't find any violation!

My god, fuck it, does this meow brother want to go to heaven?

"Wow!" Yin Li spit out two words quietly.Suddenly her eyes lit up, she ran up to Lu Yangyan, and circled around him, "Tsk tsk tsk, hehehe, hahahaha..."

Lu Yangyan: What the hell?

Yin Li, who was looked at by Lu Yangyan like an idiot, didn't feel annoyed at all. It's very likely that... the other party hasn't noticed yet.

"Hey, I have the appearance of a fake show master in Daxiufang, Brother Miao, do you want to try it?" Yin Li winked at Lu Yangyan.

Lu Yangyan ignored it.

Yin Li had no expression on his face, "Master Xiu doesn't wear it, and I still have one to beat poisonous brothers here, do you want a pair of young heroes?"

"No." Big pearls and small pearls fell on the jade plate, Lu Yangyan can make a big deal this time!

"Damn it, you've even learned a false voice, and it's still a cute girly voice, what do you think you want to do!?" Yin Li pointed at Lu Yangyan, staring at him without blinking, hoping to get a good answer.

Lu Yangyan blinked, pushed away Yin Li who was standing in front of him, and walked straight towards Mo Shenggu.

Yin Li turned around, touched his chin, and pretended to be in deep thought.

"Qingyuanyuan, I want a hug." Lu Yangyan stretched out both hands, begging Mo Shenggu for a hug.

Mo Shenggu: "..." There is no face to love.

Is this a hug?Obviously, she shamelessly hugged him directly!Damn it, Yan Yan is taller than him, the lower half of his face is hidden under Yan Yan's shoulders...

My heart is bitter.

"Have you hugged enough?" asked coldly.

Lu Yangyan was startled, what happened to Qing Yuanyuan?

"Let go of me when you've hugged enough, I'm about to suffocate."

……

"Okay, okay." Lu Yangyan let go of Mo Shenggu and stared at him.

Mo Shenggu... lowered his head, trying to find the big brother who was hidden by Lu Yangyan.

He frowned slightly, raised his head and looked at Lu Yangyan tangled up, and opened his mouth, but he didn't have the nerve to ask such a shameful thing in a public environment.

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"Does it look good?" Lu Yangyan smiled, intending to listen to Mo Shenggu's evaluation of his outfit today.

Mo Shenggu suddenly frowned, "Very good, except for one point."

Lu Yangyan was stunned. He put so much effort into dressing himself up, but in the end...was pointed out a little flaw?

If qaq fails, will Qing Yuanyuan not forgive him?

"The pants are too short." Mo Shenggu replied seriously.

Lu Yangyan drooped the corners of his mouth, lowered his head and exuded unhappiness.But the eyes hidden in the shadows were shining brightly, as if they had picked up some treasure.

Isn't it baby?

Love made him jealous hahahahaha!

Lu Yangyan pulled a set of pilgrimage words to ease the excitement in his heart.

Yin Liting pulled the corner of Lamo Shenggu's clothes and asked, "Is she the leader of the Ming Cult?"

"Ah—" Mo Shenggu nodded, "He likes to deceive people by wearing women's clothes, he is a big liar."

Lu Yangyan paused, and walked in front of Mo Shenggu, "Qingyuanyuan, if you say that, I will be very unhappy."

"I wish I was happy." Mo Shenggu smiled.

"I, Lu Yangyan, have my heart and mind for Mo Shenggu, which can break the coldness of the Nine Heavens Qionglou. Today, I show it with red flowers and beautiful stamens. I will treat the person I love with all my heart. I am not afraid of difficulties and dangers. I am sincere and will be with you hand in hand until the end of life." Life without regret."

Mo Shenggu was stunned, listening to Lu Yangyan's solemn words in his ears, at the same time the ground was suddenly covered with red stamens, and the crackling sound of fireworks resounded in his heart.

The pounding heart pounded, and the heartbeat accelerated.

——Jianghu Pegasus Express!In Yuanzhou, Jiangxi [the lover] "Lu Yangyan" used the legendary "unswerving heart" on the knight "Mo Shenggu", and since then wanted to declare to the world: Lu Yangyan has always had a long-term love for Mo Shenggu, and he is willing to appeal to the end Sincerely, the world is with us, three lives and three generations, unswerving until death!

A passage like this appeared in the sky, the rivers and lakes... exploded.

Who is Lu Yangyan?Mo Shenggu and the others also knew that it was Mo Qixia among the Wudang Seven Heroes, who would confess to Mo Qixia?The method is still so good?

Guo Lin sighed again, brother Miao, this is going against the sky!He really wanted to set off a firework for Qingyuan, but he actually let it go when binding Qingyuan, but it was a game after all, not reality.And now, he can't get out fireworks to set off!

Yin Li stared blankly at the sky and the ground, "Oh my god, I've never changed my mind! I was shown a face without any warning, obviously I'm not a single dog qaq."

"Why do I feel that I have received ten thousand points of damage?" Zhang Wuji covered his chest, miserable.

Song Qingshu pursed his lips, and reached out to touch Zhang Wuji's hand. Before he touched it, Zhang Wuji shook it back.

They are destined not to show love in such a high-profile manner like Lu Yangyan.

No!Zhang Wuji tilted his head to look at Song Qingshu's profile, and they were able to show the world openly that they were a pair of lovers who loved each other.

Zhang Wuji's aura rose at this moment.

"Hey? The fireworks are burning so intensely, how did they go out?" Mo Shenggu asked in a low voice.

The fireworks are so beautiful, he has never seen such beautiful fireworks.I really don't want to turn it off so quickly, not to mention it was Yan Yan who set it on for him.

"You don't need to extinguish it, it's best to burn down the Zhou Palace together." Lu Yangyan squinted his eyes, but there were still a bunch of fireworks in his backpack, but those fireworks would be needed later, and it would be a waste to use them now.

←v←Qingyuanyuan hasn't agreed to let him become a full-time member, so it's a waste to put more.It's better to save it for later and take it out as a surprise.

"That...it's getting late, we should go."