[Main Spell] Genius Soft Fan Man's Spell Mind Battle

【Four: The Cat's Funeral】

People with conditions will start preparing for their funeral several years before their death.

In the past, when people died, they always had to have a decent funeral if they had some conditions. Of course, from the memorial ceremony and the selection of the cemetery, everything needed money to open the way.

The elderly in the 21st century will even prepare all the expenses for their funeral in advance for their children who are not rich.

As early as when the three children at home were in junior high school, I spent three weekends to order a coffin for Wenwen.

I even took the time to pick out the location of the cemetery in an open space behind Guangguangzhuang.

In the past few years, this open space has been the activity site of the three children's summer vacation observation work.Whether it's catching insects, plant observation diaries, or weeding, it's all their work.

Shier also gave them pocket money for their weeding work.

Anyway, it's—

I think it's okay, not too little pocket money.

The coffin custom-made for Wenwen was placed in the shop of the funeral company.Watch them put a coat of varnish on the coffin every year.

Just had my third coat of tung paint last month.

Then, this month, Wenwen passed away.

Shir called me.

I took leave of absence and went home to deal with the funeral.

As far as the lifespan of a cat is concerned, Wenwen is already considered a long lifespan.

Converted to the lifespan of a human being, this is considered a long life, and it is also a joy and death.

I retrieved the paulownia coffin, put Wenwen into the coffin, and closed the small box.

He hammered the nails in with his own hands.

Shier handed me a shovel, and then told me: "Wen Wen came back after biting three kittens this morning."

He went to train the new cat to catch mice.

I'm going to bury Wenwen.

Are you lonely?

not at all.

When digging alone, I just feel that the hole should be dug a little deeper.

So not alone.

Not afraid either.

Why should I be afraid of Wen Wen, whom I have been with for more than ten years?

Neither fear nor fear.

It's just a place for funerals and worship after people die. After a cat dies, at least there must be a grave.

That's why I did this thing.

After the pit was dug, put the small coffin containing Wenwen in it, and then fill it back with soil.

How come there is more soil.

If you sprinkle it around, you will be judged by the wind.

When buying a small coffin, I bought a wooden tombstone at half price.

The words on the tombstone are written by myself.

Wenwen's tomb.

I don't have any precepts to wish cats to go to the Western Paradise.

As a cat, Wenwen had no faith, now that he is dead, why must he go to the west?

Does being in the human world mean suffering?

After all, I still hope that Wenwen will stay.

After dealing with these things, I gave Wenwen the opened can of cat food, and I went back to the living room.

Shir is teaching three kittens how to catch mice.

He can pick up three cats in one go.

I really don't know how to do it.

"It's Wenwen's descendant."

The three kittens behaved like dolls in Shier's arms.

It seemed groggy.

Do you want to sleep?

It looks the same as when Wenwen dozed off.

"what."

"Eh? Why suddenly—"

"For a while, let me lean on you."

"Wen Wen won't come back to life even if I wet my clothes from crying."

"I know."

"But Wenwen will also protect Yingli."

"Don't you even need it?"

"I'm pretty good."

I remember the scene when we first met.

"Shir, really?"

"Ah, is it the doubts from the first meeting?"

"……to be honest."

"That's why I was beaten by a group."

"No matter how strong you are, if you encounter three gangsters attacking at the same time, you will have to flee."

"...It's not for this kind of sake."

"I'm talking about a famous line from a light novel."

"Recently editing the formula book for this novel?"

"Ah."

"Still sad?"

"……much better."

【Five: Occasions for cats】

After adding three children to the family, there were three more cats one after another.

Shi Er rarely showed a gratified smile: "The cats will catch mice."

After seeing the three children eating breakfast, the smile on Shier's face disappeared immediately.

"What will you three do?"

Shier still danced on the nerves of the children at home.

"Can't even catch a mouse."

(I can't beat it, I can't beat it at all.)

Can only endure.

"what happened?"

Mom sat down at the table.

"Today is a monthly exam, children must be nervous."

"Hey, it's just a monthly exam." Mom poured maple syrup on her waffles. "Just take it easy. Just do well on the college entrance exam."

It's so hard.

Mom's targeting appears to be limited to public colleges.

After all, the tuition fees of private universities are too expensive.

Because I had a student loan before, after repaying the loan, I made an oath that I would never let my children go to school with debts.

"This seems to be a forbidden speech."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Mom apologized under Shi Er's reminder, "Don't be pressured, just choose what you like to do."

"..."

To be honest, the three children never expected Shier to say such a thing.

He had obviously said everything himself, but he just said something like that.

He actually—

"It's okay, the three of them have grown up, and they should know what to do."

(Take back your previous thoughts.)

This man is complete garbage.

Too crumbly.

【Six: Selected Occasions in High School】

"Did you get into a high school in Tokyo? Or a boarding school?"

I was stunned.

Why did the three children suddenly decide to go to school in Tokyo?

"The school's tuition fees are free, and there are also subsidies." Shier held the leaflet, "It's a new school, so it has a very generous treatment for top students, and the board and lodging fees are free. You only need to pay for books every semester." -"

Hearing this, I thought that the main event of charging was coming.

Shir said a number that I hadn't expected at all.

"What! Then..."

The three children are working too hard, no, I have to work hard——

"The fifth draft has been finalized recently." I told everyone the good news, "The dictionary "Daduhai", which has been revised for 22 years, is finally going to be published."

I took part in this extremely long relay race, and today, 17 years later, the work is finally coming to an end.

"...?"

The whole family showed a "what" expression.

"Mom's job, editing dictionaries... Wait, what do you think I do?"

"Compile all kinds of formula books?"

"Character set?"

"...Ah, it's a dictionary."

"In order to successfully compile the dictionary, our department also worked hard to create performance to prevent the company from reducing the department, okay?"

"Well, we know."

Or Shir knew how to comfort me.

Alas, even the new employees of the publishing house, when they heard that dictionaries were going to be published, they realized that the dilapidated annex was actually the dictionary editorial department, not a bench department specialized in publishing formula books.

"Forget it, get used to it."

Shi Er comforted the three children in this way: "I will send you a dictionary when the time comes."

"You can also buy it in bookstores in Tokyo." I told Shi Er, "The distribution of "Da Du Hai" is nationwide!"

"Oh, this is amazing."

【Seven: The Story of the Curse Spirit】

Shi Er raised his hand and touched a curse spirit beside him.

The curse spirit lowered its neck, allowing Shier to pluck itself smoothly.

"Wenwen is good," Shier said, "When mom is at work, please protect her."

Of course Shier's request was answered.

The curse spirit in the form of a two-tailed cat jumped out of the window and caught up with the owner who was riding a bicycle to work.

It followed its owner, jumped onto the back seat of the car from time to time, asked the owner to give it a ride, saw the fence of the house, jumped up and walked for a while, and then jumped back into the basket in front of the bicycle.

"The curse spirit can still be used like this."

Shier looked at the three kittens who were catching mice at home.

"It's time to experiment with more pets."

【Eight: The Story of the Dictionary】

Fu Heihui came to class with a bag of dictionaries.

"It's the fruit of my mother's work."

He shared the dictionary with Mr. Wutiao and Mr. Xia You.

The two teachers were shocked.

"dictionary?"

The dictionary is as thick as two bricks stacked on top of each other.

Xia Youjie turned to the copyright page and saw a rare surname in the editorial department.

"Fu Hei Yingli."

"This is your mother?"

"Correct."

"...Are you giving it away for free?"

"My... family's scumbag father bought a hundred dictionaries to sell them, and my mother found out." These extra dictionaries can only be given away.

Fukuro Megumi was in charge of giving to the two teachers, and Mimiko and Nanako were in charge of distributing the gifts to all the seniors and sisters they knew.

Even so, few copies were given away.

"Is your mother not angry?"

"Very angry, and beat that scumbag who wasted money."

"Wow, scary."

"...that scumbag dared to lie on the bed and pretend to be sick—"

Fu Heihui almost smashed the dictionary in his hand.

[Nine: Occasions to bring classmates home to play]

"Hey, Megumin and Nanako Mimiko are going to bring their friends from school to play?"

After I asked about the number of people, I got a headache looking at Guangguangzhuang's floor.

"Hey, it's okay to stay here, but the room hasn't been cleaned for a long time."

"Oh, are there any guests coming?" Shi Er showed a kind smile, "But if we come to play on weekends, we are obviously going to publish books."

"Yes."

I sigh.

"Things are colliding."

Then, rare, Shi Er went to talk to his son specifically about this matter.

The results of the father-son conversation are indescribable.

"Fu Hei, that person is..."

"It's scum."

"...He and you..."

"Scumbag."

"...I remember, you said that your mother can beat your father violently..."

What a horrible mother that must be!

Thinking of this, Knotabagi Youren trembled.

However, when it came to the weekend that he had to go, Knotaba Yuhito was stunned.

"Ah, are you Xiaohui's friend?"

Nanako took her mother's hand: "It's also me and Mimiko's friends."

Mimiko took the cardboard box from her mother.

"Mom, do our school uniforms look good?"

"The school uniform is super pretty." Mom gave a thumbs up, "But I have to post books today, so hurry up and help Dad move the books."

In a corner she couldn't see, Mimiko and Nanako showed disgusted expressions that they hadn't shown when facing the curse spirit.

"But—"

The two sisters clung to their mother and did not let go. Xiaohui was carrying her schoolbag, not knowing whether to move forward.

The mother looked at the eldest son and held out her hand to him.

"Do you want a hug?"

"I'm not a child anymore."

Even so, Fu Heihui was still obediently held in her mother's arms.

"I miss Xiaohui so much." Mom said, "Daddy is really good at spending money."

"I bought a hundred dictionaries." Even after several months, my mother was still very angry.

"That idiot."

The author has something to say: anecdote: the names of the three kittens are Tata, Nuonuo, and Xixi.

The second secret: Xia Youjie, who hesitated between running and not running, finally grew up and faced the painful but realistic real world where human beings have to coexist with the curse spirit.

Three facts: After Shi Er talked with his son's father and son, he had a conversation with Mr. Xia You, who was worried about the students and chased him over alone.

The following is an excerpt of the conversation.

Shir: Huh?Of course I know I'm a scumbag and an absolute sucker for a father... To be honest, just the word makes me feel uncomfortable, it's so disgusting, I can't stand it.No, no, luckily those three brats didn’t call me daddy, otherwise I would have to choose between vomit it out on the spot or kill the three of them.

Xia You: You guy——

Shir: So, do you know why I came here specially?To talk to that son?Of course not.I just want to show off that for a scumbag like me, there are serious and reliable women who are willing to love me.That is a good woman who is countless times better than Buddha, God, and gods and demons.

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It's over tomorrow, I really can't bear it.

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