Happy Dragon Boat Festival! (calm day)
"You guys just live in this shabby place." The fat man smacked his mouth and looked at the small and monotonous room. It seems impossible to have no money, but how can I live in a poorer life than me?"
As soon as Zhang Yan came back, he slumped on the chair, and his whole body seemed a little listless, "Just resting here, why do you want to be so good?"
The fat man squinted at the Taoist priest who seemed to him to be a bit sluggish. Thinking about the tragedy that Zhang Qiling forced him to change his plan and leave Xijiao City just now, he packed up and stuffed it in a box and brought it back. I can't help but feel very fat, this is Zhang Yan's joke, he has been waiting for this day for a long time, the fat man even wanted to laugh out loud again at this moment, he looked at the toilet and saw that Zhang Qiling was still in the shower, he couldn't help putting his hands on the On the back of the chair Zhang Yan was leaning on, he winked at Zhang Yan and laughed in a low voice, "Tsk tsk, look at your droopy look, you are holding a tiger and calling for help. Fatty, I know not to mess with my little brother, but you are better off, just treat Renyishashen like a kitten, and deliberately make people choose women's clothes or diamond boxes. He is so naive and easy to fool, what do you say? It deserves to be turned around this time, hey, kicking the iron plate tastes good, doesn't it?"
Zhang Yan raised his eyelids a little, and rolled his innocent eyes at the fat man who was laughing and his eyes were gone. , can't I deal with you?"
"Why, you still want to vent your anger on me, do I look like you, a dog Taoist priest, can be reckoned with? I am a fat man, but I am a well-known leader on the road, and the appearance fee is less than that of my brother. So if you lose it, it will be money if you hit it, understand?"
The fat man talked more and more vigorously, but Zhang Yan had closed his eyes and changed into a more comfortable position, and at the same time said softly, "Fat man, when Brother Zhang comes out later, he will help you push the blood stasis and relieve the pain first, don't worry, his method will definitely be better than what you found Those people are good, I will sleep for a while, and I will heal your injuries when I wake up..." As he said that, his eyes were already closed.
The fat man who was still spitting was stunned, "Pushing silt? Is it a massage? Then the little brother can do this? Why, I paid for it and didn't get a massage. No, my bones are a little bit loose. That's it." What should be cured? Eh, Taoist priest? Taoist priest?" The fat man tentatively patted Zhang Yan, who had closed his eyes, and saw that Zhang Yan had really fallen asleep, so he withdrew his hand and whispered softly, "I'll go, just sleep Sleep, it's amazing..."
The fat man looked at Zhang Yan carefully, and after confirming that the other party was just asleep, he sat down on the side of the bed lightly, waiting for Zhang Qiling to come out.
A few minutes after the fat man sat down, Zhang Qiling came out. After recovering his original appearance, he glanced at Zhang Yan, who was sleeping in the chair, and motioned for the fat man to take a towel to take a bath, while he dragged out a package from under the bed. , began to take out things from inside, the fat man took a towel, and looked at the things Zhang Qiling took out, "This ointment really looks like something for massage. Is this a hobby?"
Probably feeling noisy, Zhang Qiling paused for a moment, raised his head and silently looked at the fat man, who was caught by Zhang Qiling's dark eyes, and combined with that expressionless poker face, the fat man trembled for no reason, He said fiercely, "What are you looking at, don't you just dislike Fatty, I'm in the way of you? Just go, really, virtue." The body is very sensible, and he goes to the toilet. The fat man honestly lies on the bed according to Zhang Qiling's request, but he feels a little Unsteady, he looked back at Zhang Qiling, "Let's say it first, little brother, you can't privately bully me during this massage, otherwise I will stand by the Taoist priest later..."
Before the fat man could speak, Zhang Qiling had already applied the medicine and pressed his hand on the fat man's back. In an instant, the fat man twitched, "Hiss! Damn it! Brother, please be gentle!... Massage, just massage, press me What's the matter with the bones? It hurts! ... Awwhhh!"
As Fatty's voice changed into a tone like howling ghosts and wolves, Zhang Qiling glanced at Zhang Yan who was still sleeping with his head tilted, and directly blocked Fatty's mouth with his hands, "Quiet, your bones are crooked, relax"
The fat man turned his head to look at Zhang Qiling, and then looked at Zhang Yan who was sleeping quietly on the chair not far away, covered his mouth with a bitter face and looked aggrieved, and then said in a tone of death, "I OK, you continue"
The voice was blocked by the fat man's hand, and the sound came out low, buzzing and vague, but Zhang Qiling could hear it clearly, he glanced at the fat man with "I'm so miserable" written all over his face, and added a word of comfort "Be patient, it will be fine soon"
"Hey, it's really comfortable this time, little brother, you are amazing. I don't know where you are higher than those shops. No wonder the Taoist said before going to bed that you are good..." After being rubbed, see Zhang Qiling went to wash his hands, the fat man got up and stretched his body, and there was a crackling sound, "The effect is really obvious, which master are you looking for, I have to visit another day, awesome!"
Zhang Qiling ignored Fatty's words, quickly put away his things, took out a quilt and began to lay down on the floor to sleep, Fatty was not polite when he saw this, he just fell on the single bed, and when he was about to sleep with his head covered, he suddenly thought of Zhang Yan, and went He turned over and asked, "Brother, is it not good for the Taoist priest to let him sleep on the chair like this? Do you want to put him on the bed?"
Zhang Qiling glanced at the fat man, shook his head silently to signal no need, the fat man touched his chin when he saw this, turned his head to look at Zhang Yan, and continued to ask softly, "What's the situation with this Taoist priest today? As soon as he came back, he turned into a dead pig without saying a few words." , He didn’t wake up when I called him like that just now, is there anything wrong with him?”
Zhang Qiling turned his head to look at Zhang Yan, then looked at the calendar on the wall, then shook his head and said quietly, "He's fine." After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and went to sleep.
Following Zhang Qiling's gaze just now, the fat man glanced at the wall calendar covered with various circle marks. After looking at it thoughtfully for a while, he tilted his mouth, shook his head and smiled, and fell asleep.
As soon as Zhang Yan opened his eyes, he heard a familiar loud voice saying beside him,
"Yo, are you willing to wake up?"
Zhang Yan glanced at the fat man, nodded without emotion, covered his mouth and yawned, and looked at the time, "It's eight o'clock? Fatty, did you hear someone looking for you or your phone ringing?"
The fat man shook his head, "Don't ask me, I've only been awake for an hour, I haven't eaten, and I don't even know when my little brother left..."
Zhang Yan nodded when he heard the words, and then he looked at the calendar on the wall. Seeing that there were two more marks on it, he raised his eyebrows and stretched briskly, "It seems that I can have a holiday today. What do you eat, fat man?"
The fat man immediately looked at Zhang Yan, "You do it yourself?" Seeing Zhang Yan nodding, he was immediately happy, "That's a good relationship. I've been greedy for the skill you made when you became a cook before. We don't pick, why are you so fat?" Lord, I will keep it clean for you!"
"Chef, you're tall." Zhang Yan smiled at the fat man, "Give me a pulse after eating, and you can get out after taking the medicine."
"Don't!" The fat man suddenly became unhappy, "Why, you want to send me away after a meal, do you know what your behavior is called, you are throwing away the bridge after you use it, you..." The words didn't finish Seeing that Zhang Yan had already waved his hand and walked to the kitchen outside, "Hey, another person who ignores people, does everyone with the surname Zhang have this stinky problem?"
"The craftsmanship is really good. The chef in that restaurant doesn't taste like you. Hey Taoist priest, I have a question I've always wanted to ask you." The fat man slammed his mouth while eating and asked Zhang Yan, "You say" Zhang Without raising his head, he asked casually while eating
"Where did you work and practice when you were cultivating the Tao?" The fat man asked cheaply, "The craftsmanship is so good, can't you practice it in the kitchen?"
Zhang Yan: "..." He glanced at the fat man angrily, "Can the cook in your kitchen give you fortune-telling when you are sick?"
The fat man chuckled, "I don't have a cook, isn't it because your cooking is so delicious?"
Zhang Yan snorted twice, "Come on, 20 for a meal, 50 for the room fee, 1000 for the consultation fee, just pay me 2000 as a deposit first, and the talismans you just shunned from my bag..."
"Hey, you're wrong. You're a Taoist priest. The other Taoist priests are all beautiful and immortal. Do you think any high-level Taoist priests have the smell of begging for consultation fees and room fees? How much?" Tacky, isn't it!" The fat man grinned his teeth immediately, and smiled playfully, "And which one of us is with whom? It's just a piece of paper. What's yours is mine, isn't it?"
Zhang Yan suddenly snorted and laughed, "What's the matter with the Taoist priest? Should he be poor or not? Those who can avoid eating fireworks are all supported by someone behind them. Naturally, they don't need to worry about the money. A lonely wild Taoist priest like me has to be self-reliant. Speaking of which, I think I should calculate the expenses you spent with me before, such as medicine..."
The fat man whimpered and groaned, deliberately squeezed his throat and said, "Don't, what are the flowers, can brother's affairs be considered expenses? Don't be so ruthless, treat everyone equally, understand, we don't have high demands, so I will treat you right." You have to be treated like naive... You can't be gentle and considerate to naive, but violent to me, can you? Naughty, too naughty!"
Zhang Yan had no expression on his face: "Fatty, if you play tricks again, I'll beat him up..."
In this way, the fat man didn't leave after Zhang Yan finished cooking the medicine in the afternoon, and Zhang Yan didn't really drive people away.
After the fat man finished drinking the medicine, he felt a little bored looking at Zhang Yan who was still busy with the medicine, "Taoist priest, you really don't need my help?"
Zhang Yan glanced at the fat man, shook his head slightly, "You can't help, I'm so bored, go out and turn right to wash the vegetables"
"Just go, but do you know where the little brother is? Why haven't I seen anyone all day, shall we wash his rice for dinner at night?"
Zhang Yan thought for a while, "I can't tell if I will return at night or in the middle of the night, let's do it first."
"Got it!"
At night, just as Zhang Yan and Fatty put the food on the table, the door opened suddenly, and Zhang Qiling walked in with a small shoulder bag on his back, "Oh, I'm willing to go back, you can pinpoint the timing really well, just in time for dinner , What's in this bag?" The fat man yelled when he saw the person coming, showing a strong sense of presence.
Zhang Qiling glanced at the fat man indifferently, didn't say anything, but gave the bag directly to Zhang Yan, and after seeing Zhang Yan took it, he took out a yellow envelope from his pocket and gave it to Zhang Yan, "It's for you from Chen Pi."
Zhang Yan first opened the bag and took a look. Seeing a stack of kraft paper bags inside, he knew in his heart that it must have been given by Zhang Haike and the others. He then tore open the envelope, took out the letter paper and read it, wondering, "Chen Pi? Are you sure he invited you directly?" I?"
"You guys just live in this shabby place." The fat man smacked his mouth and looked at the small and monotonous room. It seems impossible to have no money, but how can I live in a poorer life than me?"
As soon as Zhang Yan came back, he slumped on the chair, and his whole body seemed a little listless, "Just resting here, why do you want to be so good?"
The fat man squinted at the Taoist priest who seemed to him to be a bit sluggish. Thinking about the tragedy that Zhang Qiling forced him to change his plan and leave Xijiao City just now, he packed up and stuffed it in a box and brought it back. I can't help but feel very fat, this is Zhang Yan's joke, he has been waiting for this day for a long time, the fat man even wanted to laugh out loud again at this moment, he looked at the toilet and saw that Zhang Qiling was still in the shower, he couldn't help putting his hands on the On the back of the chair Zhang Yan was leaning on, he winked at Zhang Yan and laughed in a low voice, "Tsk tsk, look at your droopy look, you are holding a tiger and calling for help. Fatty, I know not to mess with my little brother, but you are better off, just treat Renyishashen like a kitten, and deliberately make people choose women's clothes or diamond boxes. He is so naive and easy to fool, what do you say? It deserves to be turned around this time, hey, kicking the iron plate tastes good, doesn't it?"
Zhang Yan raised his eyelids a little, and rolled his innocent eyes at the fat man who was laughing and his eyes were gone. , can't I deal with you?"
"Why, you still want to vent your anger on me, do I look like you, a dog Taoist priest, can be reckoned with? I am a fat man, but I am a well-known leader on the road, and the appearance fee is less than that of my brother. So if you lose it, it will be money if you hit it, understand?"
The fat man talked more and more vigorously, but Zhang Yan had closed his eyes and changed into a more comfortable position, and at the same time said softly, "Fat man, when Brother Zhang comes out later, he will help you push the blood stasis and relieve the pain first, don't worry, his method will definitely be better than what you found Those people are good, I will sleep for a while, and I will heal your injuries when I wake up..." As he said that, his eyes were already closed.
The fat man who was still spitting was stunned, "Pushing silt? Is it a massage? Then the little brother can do this? Why, I paid for it and didn't get a massage. No, my bones are a little bit loose. That's it." What should be cured? Eh, Taoist priest? Taoist priest?" The fat man tentatively patted Zhang Yan, who had closed his eyes, and saw that Zhang Yan had really fallen asleep, so he withdrew his hand and whispered softly, "I'll go, just sleep Sleep, it's amazing..."
The fat man looked at Zhang Yan carefully, and after confirming that the other party was just asleep, he sat down on the side of the bed lightly, waiting for Zhang Qiling to come out.
A few minutes after the fat man sat down, Zhang Qiling came out. After recovering his original appearance, he glanced at Zhang Yan, who was sleeping in the chair, and motioned for the fat man to take a towel to take a bath, while he dragged out a package from under the bed. , began to take out things from inside, the fat man took a towel, and looked at the things Zhang Qiling took out, "This ointment really looks like something for massage. Is this a hobby?"
Probably feeling noisy, Zhang Qiling paused for a moment, raised his head and silently looked at the fat man, who was caught by Zhang Qiling's dark eyes, and combined with that expressionless poker face, the fat man trembled for no reason, He said fiercely, "What are you looking at, don't you just dislike Fatty, I'm in the way of you? Just go, really, virtue." The body is very sensible, and he goes to the toilet. The fat man honestly lies on the bed according to Zhang Qiling's request, but he feels a little Unsteady, he looked back at Zhang Qiling, "Let's say it first, little brother, you can't privately bully me during this massage, otherwise I will stand by the Taoist priest later..."
Before the fat man could speak, Zhang Qiling had already applied the medicine and pressed his hand on the fat man's back. In an instant, the fat man twitched, "Hiss! Damn it! Brother, please be gentle!... Massage, just massage, press me What's the matter with the bones? It hurts! ... Awwhhh!"
As Fatty's voice changed into a tone like howling ghosts and wolves, Zhang Qiling glanced at Zhang Yan who was still sleeping with his head tilted, and directly blocked Fatty's mouth with his hands, "Quiet, your bones are crooked, relax"
The fat man turned his head to look at Zhang Qiling, and then looked at Zhang Yan who was sleeping quietly on the chair not far away, covered his mouth with a bitter face and looked aggrieved, and then said in a tone of death, "I OK, you continue"
The voice was blocked by the fat man's hand, and the sound came out low, buzzing and vague, but Zhang Qiling could hear it clearly, he glanced at the fat man with "I'm so miserable" written all over his face, and added a word of comfort "Be patient, it will be fine soon"
"Hey, it's really comfortable this time, little brother, you are amazing. I don't know where you are higher than those shops. No wonder the Taoist said before going to bed that you are good..." After being rubbed, see Zhang Qiling went to wash his hands, the fat man got up and stretched his body, and there was a crackling sound, "The effect is really obvious, which master are you looking for, I have to visit another day, awesome!"
Zhang Qiling ignored Fatty's words, quickly put away his things, took out a quilt and began to lay down on the floor to sleep, Fatty was not polite when he saw this, he just fell on the single bed, and when he was about to sleep with his head covered, he suddenly thought of Zhang Yan, and went He turned over and asked, "Brother, is it not good for the Taoist priest to let him sleep on the chair like this? Do you want to put him on the bed?"
Zhang Qiling glanced at the fat man, shook his head silently to signal no need, the fat man touched his chin when he saw this, turned his head to look at Zhang Yan, and continued to ask softly, "What's the situation with this Taoist priest today? As soon as he came back, he turned into a dead pig without saying a few words." , He didn’t wake up when I called him like that just now, is there anything wrong with him?”
Zhang Qiling turned his head to look at Zhang Yan, then looked at the calendar on the wall, then shook his head and said quietly, "He's fine." After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and went to sleep.
Following Zhang Qiling's gaze just now, the fat man glanced at the wall calendar covered with various circle marks. After looking at it thoughtfully for a while, he tilted his mouth, shook his head and smiled, and fell asleep.
As soon as Zhang Yan opened his eyes, he heard a familiar loud voice saying beside him,
"Yo, are you willing to wake up?"
Zhang Yan glanced at the fat man, nodded without emotion, covered his mouth and yawned, and looked at the time, "It's eight o'clock? Fatty, did you hear someone looking for you or your phone ringing?"
The fat man shook his head, "Don't ask me, I've only been awake for an hour, I haven't eaten, and I don't even know when my little brother left..."
Zhang Yan nodded when he heard the words, and then he looked at the calendar on the wall. Seeing that there were two more marks on it, he raised his eyebrows and stretched briskly, "It seems that I can have a holiday today. What do you eat, fat man?"
The fat man immediately looked at Zhang Yan, "You do it yourself?" Seeing Zhang Yan nodding, he was immediately happy, "That's a good relationship. I've been greedy for the skill you made when you became a cook before. We don't pick, why are you so fat?" Lord, I will keep it clean for you!"
"Chef, you're tall." Zhang Yan smiled at the fat man, "Give me a pulse after eating, and you can get out after taking the medicine."
"Don't!" The fat man suddenly became unhappy, "Why, you want to send me away after a meal, do you know what your behavior is called, you are throwing away the bridge after you use it, you..." The words didn't finish Seeing that Zhang Yan had already waved his hand and walked to the kitchen outside, "Hey, another person who ignores people, does everyone with the surname Zhang have this stinky problem?"
"The craftsmanship is really good. The chef in that restaurant doesn't taste like you. Hey Taoist priest, I have a question I've always wanted to ask you." The fat man slammed his mouth while eating and asked Zhang Yan, "You say" Zhang Without raising his head, he asked casually while eating
"Where did you work and practice when you were cultivating the Tao?" The fat man asked cheaply, "The craftsmanship is so good, can't you practice it in the kitchen?"
Zhang Yan: "..." He glanced at the fat man angrily, "Can the cook in your kitchen give you fortune-telling when you are sick?"
The fat man chuckled, "I don't have a cook, isn't it because your cooking is so delicious?"
Zhang Yan snorted twice, "Come on, 20 for a meal, 50 for the room fee, 1000 for the consultation fee, just pay me 2000 as a deposit first, and the talismans you just shunned from my bag..."
"Hey, you're wrong. You're a Taoist priest. The other Taoist priests are all beautiful and immortal. Do you think any high-level Taoist priests have the smell of begging for consultation fees and room fees? How much?" Tacky, isn't it!" The fat man grinned his teeth immediately, and smiled playfully, "And which one of us is with whom? It's just a piece of paper. What's yours is mine, isn't it?"
Zhang Yan suddenly snorted and laughed, "What's the matter with the Taoist priest? Should he be poor or not? Those who can avoid eating fireworks are all supported by someone behind them. Naturally, they don't need to worry about the money. A lonely wild Taoist priest like me has to be self-reliant. Speaking of which, I think I should calculate the expenses you spent with me before, such as medicine..."
The fat man whimpered and groaned, deliberately squeezed his throat and said, "Don't, what are the flowers, can brother's affairs be considered expenses? Don't be so ruthless, treat everyone equally, understand, we don't have high demands, so I will treat you right." You have to be treated like naive... You can't be gentle and considerate to naive, but violent to me, can you? Naughty, too naughty!"
Zhang Yan had no expression on his face: "Fatty, if you play tricks again, I'll beat him up..."
In this way, the fat man didn't leave after Zhang Yan finished cooking the medicine in the afternoon, and Zhang Yan didn't really drive people away.
After the fat man finished drinking the medicine, he felt a little bored looking at Zhang Yan who was still busy with the medicine, "Taoist priest, you really don't need my help?"
Zhang Yan glanced at the fat man, shook his head slightly, "You can't help, I'm so bored, go out and turn right to wash the vegetables"
"Just go, but do you know where the little brother is? Why haven't I seen anyone all day, shall we wash his rice for dinner at night?"
Zhang Yan thought for a while, "I can't tell if I will return at night or in the middle of the night, let's do it first."
"Got it!"
At night, just as Zhang Yan and Fatty put the food on the table, the door opened suddenly, and Zhang Qiling walked in with a small shoulder bag on his back, "Oh, I'm willing to go back, you can pinpoint the timing really well, just in time for dinner , What's in this bag?" The fat man yelled when he saw the person coming, showing a strong sense of presence.
Zhang Qiling glanced at the fat man indifferently, didn't say anything, but gave the bag directly to Zhang Yan, and after seeing Zhang Yan took it, he took out a yellow envelope from his pocket and gave it to Zhang Yan, "It's for you from Chen Pi."
Zhang Yan first opened the bag and took a look. Seeing a stack of kraft paper bags inside, he knew in his heart that it must have been given by Zhang Haike and the others. He then tore open the envelope, took out the letter paper and read it, wondering, "Chen Pi? Are you sure he invited you directly?" I?"
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