[Tomb Raiders Notes] Play to the depths, enter the venue by yourself

Sixth man

"You just give us a group of idiots a sweet bottom."

Hearing the fat man's words, Zhang Yan's brain circuit suddenly turned crooked again. He started to look at the fat man one by one, "Silly, white, sweet..." The three carefully compared each other in turn and nodded seriously, "Don't say it, what's the matter?" Pretty good"

Then, before the three of them could do anything, they hurriedly returned to the original topic, "When you were talking, I read the entire secret door mechanism, because I couldn't figure out some places before I went to the stone tablet..."

After a short pause, I decided to continue playing with word art, "When I walked with you, there were still things I didn't think about, until I entered the secret door, and I learned how to watch Qi." But this is useless here.

Zhang Qiling noticed this suspicious short pause, but he didn't expose it. The fat man was too busy thinking about Zhang Yan's words and didn't notice. Why are you so sure that there is a robbery hole here?" Wu Xie nodded in agreement, and Zhang Yan, who has always been able to fool people with half-truths without changing his face, felt a little uncomfortable for some reason. He felt guilty for a long time, and he was out of standard To "I said, I will be disappointed, if you don't see it, you can see it"

"Dog Taoist, can you find a reason and find a more reliable one? I still believe that the passage is strange, but this robbery cave is so far below, you can still see me and write the word king upside down!" Fatty Immediately rolled his eyes, "Taoist, be more honest, now it's a one-on-three, you won't be able to escape this time, let me tell you, frankly, let me know, we haven't settled the debt with you just now."

"Account? What account?" Zhang Yan blinked his eyes, his face blank, "I didn't say anything just now." But seeing the inexplicable gazes cast by the three at the same time, he immediately confessed, "I have never been to this tomb, but Someone has been here, there are actually quite a few people who have come to this tomb, so of course the news has spread, doesn’t Aning know it clearly?”

The fat man rubbed his chin, and felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, but there seemed to be something wrong, but that woman, Aning, obviously knew a lot of things. Thinking of the fat man's sudden slap on the thigh, "That door and that mechanism, just now The little brother said that the door was locked, and the mechanism was activated before, could it be that woman found out that we are not dead, and came to plot against us again?"

Wu Xie shook his head after hearing this. It must be true to say that she is vicious, but he doesn't think that Aning has the ability to change the mechanism of the ancient tomb hundreds of years ago. This is too outrageous, but there is no sixth person here. ... No... Wu Xie thought about it for a while, and couldn't help being a little suspicious, could it really be the third uncle...?

Zhang Qiling saw Wu Xie's worry, patted him, and said, "Actually, I also have a hypothesis about this matter. If you are so concerned, you might as well listen to my analysis."

Wu Xie couldn't help but nodded, let Zhang Qiling start talking,

Seeing that the topic had finally been taken away, Zhang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately began to think about one thing, which was something he had ignored before but the fat man said again: the secret door was artificially closed from the outside. .

Zhang Yan's eyes were gloomy. He clearly remembered that when he inspected the entire tomb's strange door before, he absolutely did not perceive the existence of other people. He was still very confident about his own perception. As for Aning, he did not believe that woman was capable. In such a short period of time, he came from the main tomb and closed the secret door, but the time was so accurate, there was still a sea monkey outside.

Then there is only the "Wu Sansheng" who tricked Wu Xie here by disappearing, and according to the style and ruthlessness of this time, there is a high probability that Xie Lianhuan will come. Wu Sansheng can't deal with his nephew like this. Thinking of this, Yan couldn't help but sneer, so where is the other party hiding, and what method is he monitoring here?

A location instantly appeared in Zhang Yan's mind—inside the gate of life, the entire underwater tomb, I am afraid that only that section is the safest place, Zhang Yan squinted his eyes, and should have taken a closer look at the four Zhenhai Stone Monkey, maybe a probe was installed there?Only in this way can he avoid his previous perception and inspection, and he can also see the movement of the entire tomb.

Zhang Yan shook his head and sighed. Thinking of this, he felt a little regretful that he didn't drag Wu Xie through the door. It would be interesting if he could directly catch a certain black hand behind the scenes right now?It's a pity that it's a bit late to think of this now... Sigh.

When Zhang Yan was upset, he suddenly heard Wu Xie say to Zhang Qiling: "Why didn't Third Uncle just kill you at that time, isn't it all clear?"

Zhang Qiling replied: "I can't figure it out either, but maybe he didn't think it was necessary to kill us at the time, because after all we don't know anything."

But Wu Xie still couldn't accept it. In his impression, his third uncle would not and definitely wasn't such a person.

Seeing Wu Xie's unbelievable expression, Zhang Yan was about to say something when he heard the fat man say mysteriously, "I've already told you, Fatty, maybe it's something unclean on your body, what do you think?" Ah, didn't he remind you to find the way to Tianmen? Who knows this best? That is the old ghost in this tomb. I think your third uncle must have been controlled by the ghost of the owner of the tomb. When you find your third uncle, you pour a pot of dog's blood on it, and you'll be fine if you force that ghost out."

Seeing that what he said became more and more suspenseful, Wu Xie shook his head angrily, all the melancholy in his belly was dispersed by the fat man's witticism, and said: "You explain that the motherfucker has caught up with Liaozhai, me and I Third uncle has lived for more than [-] years, and he has never felt like a woman, you don't count."

The fat man pretended to look at Wu Xie, and said strangely: "I didn't say that this ghost must be a woman. There are times when this neurosis is on and off. Maybe your third uncle is normal when he's in front of you. The empress is wearing rouge and doing embroidery..." As he spoke, he raised his orchid finger and twisted his head deliberately, Wu Xie looked funny, and he began to relax and smiled and said: "You You thought it was Dongfang Invincible, and you still embroider, it doesn’t make sense for you.”

At this time, Zhang Qiling listened to the fat man's words, and said to Wu Xie with a serious face: "No, he said this, I think it is indeed possible, in the ancient tomb, this kind of thing did happen."

Zhang Yan watched the conversation between the faces of several people, hid in the corner and lowered his head desperately, his shoulders trembled slightly, he couldn't hold back his laughter, he really didn't expect that the fat man was obviously making jokes on purpose to make Wu Xie happy, in the end Zhang Qiling seemed to be with Wu Xie I didn't notice it, but I added it in a serious manner. Wu Xie was really going to be limping now. Sure enough, the fat man saw that someone still agreed with him, so he immediately got up, beat the snake with a stick and said: "Look, I The fat man will never talk nonsense, I guess, this has a lot to do with the fact that the tomb is at the bottom of the sea, Feng Shui Feng Shui, the so-called sound of the wind rises from the water, but stops when it hits the water. Do you know why the water ghost wants to find a substitute, because his soul can't come out? Go, this ancient tomb is built in water, although Feng Shui is good, it is not good for the owner of the tomb."

Wu Xie listened to what the fat man said, and the always reliable Boyouping testified, and couldn't help but not believe it, and began to seriously say along the train of thought: "How about, let's remember first, if it is really possible Find Third Uncle, I'll make a Buddha seal to impress him on the forehead, and see if it works?"

Zhang Yan managed to hold back his laughter, and interjected solemnly, "Okay, I happen to have consecrated things too, so I'll make a set for your third uncle then, right? Buddhism and Taoism go together, two-pronged approach?"

After several people put forward some ideas, the fat man estimated the time and said, "Let's not hold a congress here, if it is really like what I said, if we starve to death here, our souls will definitely not be able to get out." , If you can’t even cast a baby, then you will lose a lot.”

When the fat man said this, he had forgotten what Zhang Yan said about the lotus arrow, scratched his back, and asked Wu Xie: "Xiao Wu, do you feel that your body is itchy?"

Wu Xie was about to start crawling, and when he heard his question, he couldn't help shrinking his neck, then lifted his clothes, looked at the wound, and found that the redness and swelling on the wound had subsided, and he didn't feel anything strange.Said: "I feel it, but didn't Zhang Yan say before that it will be a little itchy later, and I don't itch now. Are you allergic to it because it's too humid here?"

Zhang Yan, who was supposed to stand up and explain, silently looked around his head, and suddenly found that this robbery hole looked very good.

The fat man was itching badly, but Wu Xie really seemed to be fine, so he didn't think much about it, he just thought it was an allergy, so he said: "Then is there any way to cure this allergy temporarily, I broke out in a cold sweat just now, is it itchy yet?" It's over." As he spoke, he kept rubbing against the wall, Wu Xie saw that the back of the fat man was bleeding, and felt something was wrong, so he hurriedly asked the fat man to show him, the fat man turned around while twisting his body, his hands were still Stop scratching, Wu Xie patted his hand away, took a photo with the flashlight, Zhang Yan also moved up to take a look curiously, and found that there were a lot of white hairs growing on the wound on the fat man's back that was scratched by the lotus arrow. Immediately, he raised his eyebrows and let out an ooh in his heart.

Wu Xie looked at the fat man's back, feeling extremely disgusted, and said casually, "Fatty man, how long has it been since you took a shower?"

The fat man groaned, and twisted: "Taking a bath? Why do you ask this, this is personal privacy, and it is not convenient for me to answer."

Wu Xie suddenly felt disgusted: "You fucking haven't washed it for a while. Let me tell you, don't be afraid. You actually have white mold on your back. It's a wonder in the world. I guess you can do it after a few more months." Plant a Ganoderma lucidum."

But the fat man was confused and said, "What, white coal? There is still white coal? Don't talk so hard, what's going on?"

Zhang Qiling frowned at this moment. He stretched out his hand and pressed the hairy part of the fat man's back, and when he pressed it, a bubble of black blood came out, so he looked at Zhang Yan, and signaled Zhang Yan to stop watching the fun and get down to business.

Zhang Yan, who had seen enough, also knew that there should be no more trouble, and he was also afraid that the toxicity would continue to deepen, so after seeing Wu Xie's physical condition and confirming that he still took Qilin Jie, he didn't take the medicine, but just smiled in Wu Xie's ears. He quietly said a few words.

Wu Xie couldn't help but be taken aback when he heard Zhang Yan's whisper, "Really? Mine...then what would be useful?"

At this moment, the fat man saw the three of them flirting with each other, and couldn't help but get scared. He turned his head and asked, "What's the matter! Don't be so hairy! Why are you all whispering there?" ?" Wu Xie quickly grabbed him and said, "Don't move, you seem to have some kind of skin disease, please don't scratch, scratching will leave scars."

While talking, Wu Xie looked at Zhang Yan to confirm whether he was joking. Seeing that although Zhang Yan couldn't bear the laughter, his expression was still very determined. He reluctantly believed Zhang Yan's whisper just now, so he vomited Wipe the saliva on the glove and say to the fat man, "Don't worry, fat man. Zhang Yan said that skin toner is useful. I still have some on my body. I'll put it on for you first. It may hurt a bit. You have to bear it."

Zhang Qiling stared blankly at Wu Xie's action of spitting and wiping his gloves. His eyes were weird. Although the fat man turned his back and didn't see it, he let out an ah and said, "That's why you people in the city are delicate, his mother." The inverted bucket still has toner, next time you might as well bring a deck of cards down, we can still hoe the big D when we are trapped."

Wu Xie didn't bother to pay attention to the fat man's witty words, and directly took the glove that spit out and wiped it on the back of the fat man. The moment the saliva spread, the fat man let out a scream, and fled straight forward, cursing: "You! What the hell did you paint! My grandma, you might as well goug me out, now I really want to return to my place as a fat man."

"Seeing how promising you are, pain is better than itching. Are you still itching?"

"Hey, Xiao Wu, it's alright, your something is so effective, it's really much more comfortable, what brand of refreshing skin water is it, I'll buy some next time, Fatty."

Zhang Yan on the side finally couldn't help it, and burst into a muffled laugh, Zhang Qiling on the side also smiled lightly and shook his head, both Zhang Yan and Wu Xie couldn't help but saw this scene, but the difference was that Wu Xie was in his mind He complained, but Zhang Yan went straight up, "Tsk tsk tsk, it's the first time I see you smiling, it's really cute, think about smiling more in the future? As a reward, I can sell you the fat Wu Xie... ..."

Zhang Qiling glanced at Zhang Yan speechlessly, and then changed back to a poker face. After seeing that the fat man was fine, he called a few people to follow, and started to set off.