[Tomb Raiders Notes] Play to the depths, enter the venue by yourself

Singing, reciting, and playing to tease fat people (repair)

"Hey, little comrade, don't ruin my reputation at will, fat man, when did I mess around?" The fat man replied dissatisfied first, then threw his luggage on the deck, and sat opposite Wu Xie and A Ning. Knocking on his back, he said to Aning, "I drove me all the way, and you guys rushed me too fucking fast, by the way, did you find that place?"

Aning shook his head: "There is one last point left, and it should be that place if there is no accident.

The fat man immediately cried out: "I've told you before, fat man, I can't find dragons and acupuncture points, and I can't find the way and locate them. If you find the place, let me know. If you can't find it, don't blame me. I will give you the money." Accept it, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, you southern barbarians have to enter the country to ask customs."

Aning sighed, feeling a little headache: "I know you won't, it's already been arranged, and Mr. Wu will be responsible for the specific positioning."

Wu Xie, who was quite relaxed at first, was confused when he heard it; I am responsible, what am I responsible for?I haven't even shoveled it, and Wu Xie, who was in a panic, quickly said, "I'm in charge? Don't you know where that Haidou is?"

Aning explained: "I can only estimate a rough location. It is best if you can find the robbery hole. If you can't find it, the actual location and judgment of the shape of the underground palace depend on you. We only have some old paper piles of information. , it is impossible to replace Tu Fuzi’s experience, your third uncle is very shrewd, and none of these materials have been left to us.”

Wu Xie was sweating all over his back at this moment, thinking that he didn't need to sleep tonight, he had to remember the things his grandfather taught back then, otherwise, once he got to that place, he would immediately make a fool of himself.

If he makes a mistake with the shovel, he can still push it to the sea and the land, but it is too difficult for Wu Xie to plan the underground palace, and he has at most a little theoretical experience.

Wu Xie settled down, thinking that the boat would go straight when it reached the bridge, and if it really didn't work then, just say a few words that this underground palace is a bit weird.

Fatty looked at Wu Xie with a calm [panic] composure [confused], he knew it, but he didn't expose it, he just said: "That's good, everything is ready—but it's rare to come to Xisha, let's have a good night Have a good meal and build up your strength, this fight is physical labor." He suddenly pointed his finger not far away, "Hey, who is it, why, you still need to bring a beautiful cook with you?"

Hearing this, Wu Xie looked in the direction he pointed—it turned out to be Yan Qing, she was looking this way with a fish in her hand, and when she saw Wu Xie looking towards her, she waved her hand to Wu Xie with a smile, Wu Xie also smiled and waved at once, watching Yan Qing walk away, he said to the fat man, "That's the student brought by Professor Zhang on the boat, who drew the structure diagram of the tomb."

"That's it." The fat man smacked his lips, "I said, how can there be such a juicy cook, she is a high-achieving student after a long time..."

Fatty watched Yan Qing carry the fish away, and without finding anything wrong, he focused his eyes on the fish for an instant, and suddenly slapped his thigh, "Hey, there should be a lot of seafood on this boat, right? Fatty, I have to eat some today." enough!"

As he said that, the fat man ran to find the boat boss, forcibly lifted him and asked if there was any seafood on the boat.

Ah Ning didn't feel much appetite, so he leaned aside and didn't speak any more. Wu Xie felt hungry, and when he heard that there was seafood, his saliva became more drooling, and he immediately followed the fat man to look.

At this time, the fat man forced him to drink. Although the boat boss was very reluctant, he still took out a big mackerel from the fishing box, handed it to a waiter, and said, "Let Sister Yan make a fish head pot by the way."

The fat man didn't know what happened just now, he was very upset to see the boss of the boat crying all the time, and scolded: "It's not that my mother didn't give you the money, and it's not that I robbed you."

But it’s not a good feeling, when Yan Qing brought the fish pot, it was so fragrant, it made everyone present appetite, the fat man was so greedy that his eyes were straight, and the pot was not stable, so he just dropped it with his chopsticks Eating a piece of fish skin scalded him to tears.

Even Zhang Hao, who was sleeping under the barn, ran up, leaned over to smell it, and said, "Xisha is good. We can't eat any fish we want in our lifetime."

The fat man immediately pulled him away, and cursed, "Putting up is flattering, you squirted your fucking saliva into it, it's disgusting."

But Zhang Hao didn't seem to hear the fat man's scolding. Seeing that the fat man had never seen him before, he hurriedly shook hands with him and said, "Hey, you have a face, what do you call it?"

The fat man was straight and realistic. Seeing his shabby appearance, he asked Ah Ning, "Who is this bald man?"

Zhang Hao's face turned dark when he heard it, and he said forcefully, "Please call me Mr. Zhang, or Professor Zhang?"

At this time, Yan Qing came over again with a plate of roasted fish. When she came up, she heard the fat man say that Zhang Hao was bald. In fact, she was very interested and immediately stepped forward to play, and said angrily, "Who are you? Talking so impolitely, you will call others bald when you come up, and be careful that you will be really bald in the future!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Ah Ning immediately took it over before the fat man stared and said, "I forgot to introduce you, this is Professor Zhang, who is also one of our consultants this time, and this is his student Xiao Xiao." Yan, is an assistant who assists from the side."

When the fat man heard that he was really a professor, he felt guilty for a moment, and he didn't dare to be too presumptuous. He shook hands with Zhang Bald and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I really didn't see that you are a cultural person. I'm just a gut-wrenching, surnamed Wang, a rough person, don't take it to heart."

While talking, Yan Qing, who was staring at him angrily, also smiled shyly, "Sister Yan, I'm sorry, I'm just a big bastard, I can't speak, and we didn't mean to scold your teacher, why don't you hit me?" Twice, this is over."

Zhang Hao forced a smile, and said: "The educated man and the rough man are both human beings. The educated man is not all a rough man, and the division of labor is different." Yan Qing turned her head and hummed Fatty didn't answer at all, he couldn't understand what Zhang Hao was talking about at all, so he had to apologize and pretended to agree,

But that Zhang Hao didn't seem to know the situation at all, so he caught the fat man and asked, "What kind of job does Mr. Wang do?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, feeling very awkward, but he also had to face. He felt that he should not be too rough in front of cultural people, and said, "Well, in layman's terms, I am actually an underground worker."

When the bald man heard this, he couldn't help being awed, and said: "It turns out that he is a public security soldier. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

And Yan Qing, who was still angry with his plate, also looked over curiously after hearing it, "Mr. Wang is actually a policeman? Is it the anti-smuggling police or the border police? Is there any mission to carry out with us on board this time?"

When Wu Xie heard this, he hurriedly held back his laughter. Seeing Wu Xie laughing, the fat man gave him a hard look, hurriedly skipped the topic, and said to Zhang Hao, "Don't worry about talking, come, have a taste. First." As he spoke, he was about to call for others to move their chopsticks.

At this time, Yan Qing, who still didn't intend to let the fat man go easily, stopped him who was about to eat, and said stubbornly, "Hey, why did you ignore my words? You were the one who scolded my teacher and stared at me before." Me, why do you still look down on me now! The police are amazing, I made all the fish pot you ate, if you don’t make it clear, make another pot yourself!"

The fat man couldn't help but feel a little numb. He was a bit wronged about what happened just now. Although he was not afraid of being wronged, the other party was still a girl, so he couldn't beat her and scold her. Dare, this is my shy expression when I see a beautiful woman."

It can be seen that Yan Qing is still stubborn and must ask the end, the fat man said impatiently, "Actually, I'm not a policeman, I just dealt with the police before... The police just arrest people, those people Well... Fat Lord, I am not responsible for these... I am actually related to the protection of cultural relics..."

Speaking of which, the fat man looked at Wu Xie for help, and desperately motioned for him to help smooth things over.

Wu Xie snickered while pretending not to see the fat man's embarrassment, picked up a chopstick and ate it, and was immediately conquered by the delicious fish in his mouth. This Yan Qing's craftsmanship is really good, Wu Xie praised in his heart, the first bite was delicious He didn't swallow it, and his second chopstick went down again. As for the fat man's embarrassment?He has long been thrown out of the sky.

The fat man who was temporarily let go by Yan Qing because he wanted to continue cooking finally drank the soup. After a few mouthfuls, he was so addicted that he completely forgot about the unpleasantness just now. Seeing the fat man begging for wine everywhere in that noisy place, I just felt tired and said, "This guy who came out to fish, how could he bring wine out?"

The fat man didn't believe it at all. Seeing that no one was taking the wine, he immediately ran to the cabin of the boat and tossed about for a while, then laughed and came out holding the jar of wine. The boss saw it and was shocked, "I can't drink it! Yes!", said, and came to snatch the wine from the fat man.

The fat man was furious: "Why are you talking so much nonsense? With your broken wine, the Dragon Lord will definitely take your boat away after drinking it."

As he said that, he took out a bottle of Erguotou from his bag, and stuffed it to the boat boss, "Here, change the taste for Lord Dragon! This is called North-South Wine Cultural Exchange. See, Red Star Erguotou, good stuff, you Damn don't know what's good or bad."

Fatty couldn't grab it at all, and the boat boss who had a small bottle of Erguotou forcefully stuffed in his hand immediately stayed there, not knowing what to do, but Fatty took it as his consent, tore open the seal, and poured it for everyone. The wine was really good, it was the famous coconut wine in Li Miao Township, a group of people ate and drank until the moon reached the top of their heads, and they didn't stop until the fat man drank the last sip of wine, he burped contentedly, and sat up straight with a slap on his thigh Body, said: "Everyone, we are full, and it is time to talk about serious things."

A group of people immediately looked at the fat man, and the fat man who received everyone's attention was still unhurried, patted his swollen belly and said: "I have never fallen over this sea fight, so I must deploy it in advance, so as not to go in." I'm in a hurry, it's definitely not like Handou here, I'll see how the equipment you have prepared for me first."

Aning looked at the people around, saw that no one else had spoken, and said, "Mr. Wang, then you are somewhat sure about this time, why don't we make a plan first, and have a plan in mind."

The fat man shook his head, and said in a very bachelor way: "It's hard to say. According to my experience, firstly, it is difficult to locate this sea bucket, secondly, it is difficult to dig a hole for robbers, and thirdly, the situation inside is unknown. Among them, the first and second, we Let’s not think about it for now, the main reason is this third, I don’t know if there are zongzi in this sea bucket. You can take it."

When Wu Xie heard the word zongzi, he immediately thought of his experience in the underwater tomb that his third uncle told him before he disappeared, and the sea monkey he met on the sea boat today. He couldn't help feeling a little scared, and said: "I don't know if there are zongzi here, but there may be something more troublesome." As he spoke, he told these people about the thing he saw on the ghost boat. In fact, Zhang Hao had already told everyone about it when he came back. It's just that the focus of his narration is how he rescued Wu Xie and A Ning with great power, but this time Wu Xie told what he saw and heard, especially the sea monkey he met, and so on. After that, the fat man frowned and asked, "Fuck, do you really have such a thing?"

Wu Xie nodded: "There are legends about this thing in many places, so it shouldn't be wrong."

Yan Qing on the side also nodded, and echoed earnestly, "It's true, my hometown is by the sea, and there are fishermen in our place who said they met, and their appearance in the story is similar to what Xiao Wu said."

Ah Ning also remembered something at this time, and said: "I heard it when I was a child, and I thought it was the adults who threatened me not to go to the river to play."

In fact, the boss of the boat, who was about to quit, also interrupted at this time: "No, no, you don't understand this. The fishing boats here have seen this thing. Let me tell you, this thing is not a sea monkey, it is a sea monkey. Yasha ghost! Those are relatives of the Dragon Lord. You have offended him now, and he will definitely come back for revenge. I think we should go back to the shore quickly, buy a pig, and invite a Taoist priest to perform rituals. Maybe he is an adult There are a lot of them, and they can still let us go."

Suddenly, when the boss of the boat said to invite Taoist priests, Yan Qing raised her eyebrows cryptically. It is not very useful to make this thing with a pig's head, and it may not be eaten by the sea monkeys. Although she was thinking a little out of tune, she said On the outside, he still looked innocent and curious, not letting others see the difference.

Zhang Hao laughed as soon as he heard it, with a smug look on his face: "Is it necessary to hire a Taoist priest for this thing? I said, Mr. Chuan, I shot the shoulder of the relative of the Dragon King with a single shot, so I am not Monkey King? "

Hearing Zhang Hao's unkind words, the boat boss was so angry that his face was green, and he cursed with a bit of contempt: "You don't look like Monkey King, you are just a pig!"

Everyone was delighted to hear it, even Yan Qing smiled quietly with his lips pursed, but the real reason for the smile...

Seeing everyone around Zhang Hao laughing again, pinching the fat on his face, Zhang Hao seemed to feel that he really looked alike, with a depressed look on his face. Yan Qing looked at his teacher's depressed face, and comforted him with a smile, "Teacher, you have It’s amazing, the boss of the boat and the others still need Taoist priests to fight sea monkeys, you don’t need it, and I think Sun Wukong’s hairy face is not as good-looking as yours.”

Zhang Hao looked at Yan Qing, who was "working hard" to support him, his face looked a little better, and he laughed, "It's just a small skill to beat the sea monkey, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning"

The fat man smiled for a while, and said: "Since there are such things in the bottom of the sea, we must have weapons. If the sea bucket is their lair, wouldn't we run to die? I said, Miss Aning, do you have any weapons?" No harpoon or anything?"

Aning heard the words and said seriously: "We have considered this situation and prepared some diving guns, but these guns are very large and can only fire one round at a time. If there is an emergency, I am afraid it will not be of much use."

Wu Xie was a little hesitant. He knew that this kind of gun was very long and might not be able to use it in the narrow tomb passage, but the fat man didn't care about it, and shouted: "It doesn't matter if it's useful or not. There are not too many guns. You can carry them with you." Bring everything with you, go down tomorrow, I will lead the battle, Comrade Xiao Wu will follow me, Sister Yan will be behind Comrade Xiao Wu, you and the bald man will be at the end, if I see something that is not right, I will wave my hand, you guys Just stop immediately, if I shake my fist, you don't care about anything, just run away."

The others thought the arrangement was more reasonable, so they nodded and discussed other things. Yan Qing listened quietly and didn't interrupt, but said when they were almost done discussing, "Since the discussion is almost done, Do you want to go back and get a good sleep to recharge your spirits? Otherwise, you may not be able to go into the water tomorrow."

Everyone looked at the time and nodded, knowing that they had to rest, so they all found a place to lie down. Not long after everyone lay down, Zhang Hao went to the monitoring room and inspected the sleeping people, and finally Entering Yan Qing's room, as soon as he entered the door, he returned to his original expression and said lightly, "I'm all asleep, but you don't have much time."

Zhang Yan, who had recovered his original appearance, smiled lightly and said, "Have some confidence in my medicine, okay? I guarantee that none of them will wake up within 6 hours. I'm still talking about Xiaoli."

Zhang Hao, also known as Zhang Qiling, frowned slightly, "Are you sure you can come up in time?"

"I'm not good at fists and feet, that's why I'm compared with you." Zhang Yan smiled helplessly, "And just based on speed, I can't say that I'm [-]% sure of coming up. There are still seven or eight floors, not to mention that I have prepared so many talismans... "

"But" Zhang Yan paused, "If I really don't come up within six hours, I'll trouble you to give me this identity tomorrow. If you can go down later, if you have the conditions, you can get me a corpse and cremate it, but remember that once it exceeds 24 hours Just don't follow the mother bell to find my body!" Zhang Yan gave the mother bell of the son and mother bell to Zhang Qiling,

Zhang Qiling pursed his lips and was silent for a few seconds, then took the mother bell, his tone was casual but serious "I will"

Zhang Yan smiled easily, and patted Zhang Qiling on the shoulder when he passed Zhang Qiling, "Relax, I'm not so easy to hang up, but it's hard work for you to take care of them on the top, and give me a break." After saying that, he packed out of the cabin with Fu Li on his back Jumped directly into the sea and swam to the underwater tomb.

Seeing that Zhang Yan had already entered the water, Zhang Qiling sighed softly. He knew in his heart that whether it was him or Zhang Yan, there were always some things that they had to face by themselves. He calmly glanced around and began to help them. The remaining traces are cleaned up and finished.

Zhang Yan came to the door of the right side hall of the underwater tomb. He took off his diving suit, felt the strange calm inside the door, took a deep breath, and slowly pushed open the door of the right side hall, and saw that it was indeed the left side hall described in the book The same scene as in the movie, but only on the surface;

"Bang, kaka-, squeak-ka——" walked into the right side hall, and stepped directly out of the only door in the hall, Zhang Yan, who had no news about the mechanism, listened to the automatic door closing sound behind him and the sound of various organs, and looked again. A few piles of dead bones in the corner, a uniquely shaped bronze tree in the hidden space diagonally above, and countless evil things that are slowly swarming around in the perception... I can't help but hold the talisman bag tightly and mutter with a wry smile, "This Xiaobadian is cruel enough... I really regret not bringing a sword... I'm going to fight for my life now"

It seemed that it was only half an hour away from six hours, but Zhang Yan hadn't come back yet.Zhang Qiling, who has always been patient, couldn't help but squeezed the hand holding the mother bell, walked to the deck and looked into the sea, and at the same time began to count silently in his heart.

And 10 minutes before the agreed six hours, following the direction pointed by the mother bell that suddenly made a movement, he finally saw Zhang Yan who had floated up and had fallen into a coma.