[Rebirth] Ergou, you have changed

Jun hurriedly grabbed him.

Lin Mao raised his eyes: I don't feel well today, please take leave!

"Uncomfortable? Where is it uncomfortable? Do you want to see a doctor? Let me go with you!"

Lin Mao: Fuck your sister!piss off!

The army was a little bit overwhelmed.

Lin Mao has never been like this before, no matter how he used to be, he always had a hippie smile, and he didn't even have a trace of anger in his mouth.

Dabai said, "How about I go after him again?"

army:……

Seeing Lin Mao's figure without turning his head, Lu Lu waved his hand and said directly: "Farewell, he's the master now, and you don't need to be angry."

Dabai nodded.

The more Lu Lu thought about it, the less it would be a problem, and he couldn't help but roared in a low voice: "Look at my violent temper, before I let it go, I will definitely beat him to death!"

Dabai: ...

What's wrong with the world?

Violent like this?

Lin Mao didn't come back until the evening, and the army ignored him, and went back after work.

Dabai stopped him, "Can I ask you something?"

"Don't you have enough to ask me? Ask!"

"How did you and your girlfriend meet?"

Dabai's small calculation in his heart is actually to learn from the army, and then tell Ji Shaoze the method.

After all, his little master's progress was as slow as an old turtle. .

It really worries him!

Lu Lu still had a smile on his face when he was talking about this, and there was still a touch of tenderness in his eyes, which made Bai feel uncomfortable.

"Dabai, when I was away, I went back to my hometown to sweep the graves of my parents. She is my old acquaintance. We used to go to school together. At that time, we still had a crush on her for a long time. That is the first goddess in my heart!"

Dabai: ...

Would you beat me to death if I said I didn't understand a word?

Lu Jun continued: "I met her when I went back a while ago. It happened that she just broke up with her ex-boyfriend, and I took over."

Dabai was puzzled: "What is a superior?"

Lu Lu directly ignored this question, and then said: "I used to chase her all the time and she didn't give me a single glance, but now it's really good, and brother's dream back then has been fulfilled!"

"But I don't think she's any good!"

This Dabai dare not lie, that woman is not very good-looking, and has a strange figure, she has no sense of beauty at all.

Unexpectedly, the army directly gave him a chestnut.

"When did you become blind? Is it okay to call it like this? You have a good face. Young people, don't look too high."

Dabai muttered: "I'm telling the truth, she's not as good-looking as Xiaohei."

"Who is Xiao Hei?"

"my friend."

"Male and female?"

"It's a man."

"What do you mean?"

"not interesting."

army:……

Dabai: ...

After the weird conversation ended, Lu Lu touched his head and asked seriously: "Dabai, aren't you the same?"

Dabai is serious: "What is the same?"

army:……

I'm also crazy, how can he understand this as a bastard?

When Lu Lu returned home, Dabai also went out with him.

"The nearest dried fish in the store sells so fast, you usually take it out?"

"Well, yes, but I also have money."

"How much did you give?"

"Ten dollars."

"..."

This bag is worth ten yuan?

Sure enough, cheating!

However, Lu Jun didn't care too much, and only said: "Don't come back too late."

"Well, boss, be careful on the road."

The army waved handsomely.

Dabai quickly ran over to look for Xiaohei.

"Xiao Hei, do you know? Our boss is looking for a girlfriend."

Xiao Hei bit the small fish and nodded.

"But I think that person is not as good-looking as you. Without you, why would the boss fall in love with her?"

Xiao Hei glanced at him and said, "Everyone has their own love for radishes and vegetables."

"What if I only love bones?"

"..."

Stupid dog!

"The boss and that girl are very close. I don't know when my little master and big master will develop to this point."

Xiao Hei paused, then said, "Do you know which one is the most important for human beings to get married?"

"There must be a bride and groom!"

Dabai watched a bloody Chinese drama yesterday, and at the end of the drama, two people dressed in bright red gowns paid homage to the church.

"Yes, the bride and groom."

Dabai's eyes are bright, and there seems to be a lot of gossip tonight.

"So human beings should marry one man and one woman."

Dabai was taken aback suddenly.

"Your two masters are both men."

After talking about this, Xiao Hei continued to eat dried fish.

Dabai asked: "Then you mean that two men can't worship and get married together?"

Xiao Hei nodded.

"But when I was a dog, I saw two men kissing together, and their dogs were all the same."

I saw it when I went out to play.In Dabai's eyes, he didn't think there was anything abnormal about that, so he never understood why the old master was so angry when he knew that the little master liked the big master, and even almost forced the little master to death.

Is there anything wrong with this?

"..."

"So it doesn't really matter much, does it?"

Xiao Hei felt a little regretful.

Dabai has this kind of ability, and what he said is not of the same nature at all!

It can piss off the cat!

Preliminary Strategy ([-])

Lin Mao came to work on time the next day.

Lu Jun went over to tease him: "Have you got your temper?"

Lin Mao squinted at him and continued to work.

Lu Jun went to answer the phone and started chatting on the phone.

Until noon, the army hadn't put down the phone.

Dabai felt puzzled, isn't he tired after talking for so long?

After Ji Shaoze got off work, he went straight to the supermarket.

"Dabai Dabai, come out with me again tonight."

"it is good."

Dabai answered without hesitation.

Ji Shaoze took out the manga and pointed it out to him: "Tonight we will play this trick and ask for a phone number. I still don't have his number yet."

Lu Lu walked behind Ji Shaoze, then grabbed his comic book and flipped through it several times.

Ji Shaoze exploded on the spot: "What are you doing? Pay me back!"

"Do you still read pornographic books? Tsk tsk, look at these two people who are tired and crooked, yo! Or are they two men?"

Ji Shaoze blushed.

Lin Mao pricked up his ears.

"You still have this type of comic book? Be careful teaching the pure children around you, it's too dirty!"

"Fuck off!"

Ji Shaoze snatched it back.

Fortunately, there were not many customers in the store, otherwise Ji Shaoze would beat Lu Jun to death.

Lin Mao was thoughtful.

"If you want a condom, I'll give you some too. It's free."

Ji Shaoze kicked him unbearably!

At seven o'clock in the evening, Ji Shaoze and Dabai arrived at the original location on time.

"Dabai, I'll talk about it later, don't be nervous, my relationship with him has changed, and he thinks I'm more pleasing to the eye than before."

Dabai still nodded cooperatively.

Ji Shaoze started ringing the doorbell.

But there was no one.

Ji Shaoze said to himself: "Could it be that he hasn't come back yet?"

After a few more clicks, the door still opened.

Du Lie: ...

Ji Shaoze: ...

The four eyes met, and the breathing seemed to have changed a little.

It was Ji Shaoze who reacted first and asked, "I thought you haven't come home yet."

"I just came back from a meeting and I'm taking a shower."

"Yeah." Ji Shaoze put on a grinning face and said, "I'm still here to sell."

Du Lie: ...

He could only stroke his wet hair helplessly.

"Don't be like this, you will always use this thing in the future, won't you? Be prepared, it will be too late when you use it."

"..."

Ji Shaoze grimaced: "You really don't want to buy it? I'm still saving money with this part-time job."

Du Lie took a bag over calmly and said, "How much?"

Not only Ji Shaoze's expression lit up, but Dabai also smiled.

"Buy more and get a discount, 300 yuan per bag."

"Wait, I'll get the money."

Du Lie went back to the room and took the money out.

"Thank you for your patronage, please feel free to use it."

Du Lie: ...

"How about we leave a phone number for each other? I'll send it to you when you need it. It's convenient and embarrassing."

"..."

Unable to stand Ji Shaoze's eyes, Du Lie directly entered his number on his mobile phone.

"We will definitely keep in touch in the future!"

Du Lie: ...

Dabai glanced at the two of them, then suddenly covered his stomach and said, "Ah Ze, my stomach hurts."

Ji Shaoze froze for a moment, then realized again: "Stomach hurts? Did you eat the wrong thing?"

The two immediately exploded in acting!

"I don't know, I just want to go to the toilet."

Ji Shaoze immediately looked back at Du Lie.

Dabai rushed in decisively.

Du Lie: ...

"Dabai probably couldn't stand the pain anymore, Mr. Du doesn't mind if he uses your toilet, does he?"

Du Lie shook his head: "Anything."

But what he was thinking about was why did Dabai know where his toilet was?

"He shouldn't be able to come out for a while, can I go in and sit down? This box is a bit heavy."

Du Lie didn't object, and brought Ji Shaoze in.

Needless to say, Ji Shaoze was once again blinded by the furnishings and design of the room!

Sure enough, local tyrants are used to piss people off!

They were really brothers in their previous life?Then this world is too far away!

Ji Shaoze was indignant.

"Would you like water or a drink?" Du Lie asked.

"Boiling water is fine." Ji Shaoze thought for a while, and then said: "But drinks can quench your thirst better."

"..."

Du Lie simply poured a glass for each of them.

"Two cups? What should I do if I drink too much later?"

"The toilet is on the right."

Ji Shaoze: ...

Sure enough, domineering presidents are like this, if this time is changed to the gentle and loyal dog attack in the comics