A dead man's wife dressed as a villain

On the rectangular log-colored dining table, there was an ink-colored tablecloth, and the tassels on both sides swayed with Qi Jinchen's movements.Dishes in the kitchen cabinets are on the table, serving up a variety - BBQ.

Knowing that Li Ye likes to be clean, Qi Jinchen put all the removed packages into a bag, and then wiped off the edge of the plate and the cumin powder accidentally rubbed on the table with a wet towel.

After throwing away the trash, Qi Jinchen finally sat down on the chair: "Okay, let's start."

Looking at the various barbecues on the table, Li Ye looked a little embarrassed.

He didn't know whether he should eat with the knife and fork prepared on the table, or eat with his hands like Qi Jinchen.

"Why don't you eat it?" The bamboo stick in Qi Jinchen's hand quickly turned into a bare stick.

Li Ye squinted his eyes, held the knife and fork with both hands, waved it in front of Qi Jinchen, and said hesitantly: "Then the meaning of you preparing these two things is..."

"Hey, life should have a sense of ritual." Qi Jinchen searched the table for a while, picked up something and threw it into Li Ye's bowl, "You can use them to eat this."

The scones on the plate look bigger than the palm of an adult man, the skin looks crispy and properly cooked, and the surface is sprinkled with cumin and chili, which is tempting to whet the appetite.

Li Ye tried to cut off a piece with a knife and put it in his mouth to taste. It seemed that the taste was not bad.

"It's so troublesome, why don't you just go to the store to eat?" Li Ye cut another piece and put it in his mouth.

Qi Jinchen used his chopsticks to hold the bamboo skewers of the mutton skewers, and pulled them vigorously from top to bottom, and all the round meat pieces fell into Li Ye's plate.

"It's said that there must be a sense of ritual. Do you have candles when you eat in the store? Do you have knives and forks?" Qi Jinchen blinked playfully.

He would not tell Li Ye, originally he really wanted to eat in the store, but when he saw the environment and facilities of the store, he knew that this store belonged to the kind that Li Ye would leave quickly when he passed by the door.

You won't get sick if you don't do anything clean, this is Qi Jinchen's favorite slogan.

With Qi Jinchen serving at the side, Li Ye can just stuff his mouth with a fork, but there are also some foods that a knife and fork can't handle.

For example - a chicken rack.

Li Ye looked at it for a long time and didn't think of how to do it. Just when he was about to give up, Qi Jinchen suddenly threw two square plastic bags in front of Li Ye like a juggler.

Glancing at the things, Li Ye was stunned on the chair, he didn't expect Qi Jinchen to be so open when he was sober.

"Are you full of warmth and lust?" Li Ye narrowed his eyes.

Taking out a wet towel to wipe his fingers, Qi Jinchen smiled like a little devil with red horns on his head, holding a red fork in his hand, and a black cape on his shoulders.

Picking up a small plastic bag, Qi Jinchen tried to tear it open: "I'll put it on for you."

"Aren't you going to take a bath?" Li Ye's Adam's apple rolled.

"What? Do you still need to take a shower before Mr. Li puts on his gloves?" Qi Jinchen suppressed a smile, trying not to look too arrogant.

When Li Ye saw Qi Jinchen take out the disposable plastic gloves from the small plastic bag, he suddenly realized.

"Gloves...why is the packaging made like this?" Fortunately, the lights in the room were turned off, and the light from the candles was even dimmer than the night lights at home, so Li Ye couldn't see blushing.

"Hahahahahahaha." Mom said not to laugh at others easily, unless you can't help it.

Qi Jinchen really couldn't help it, he didn't expect Li Ye to be fooled so easily.

Li Ye looked at Qi Jinchen who was about to faint from laughter, silently tore off another pair of gloves, and put them on his hands.

Qi Jinchen covered his belly and laughed, his voice gradually lowered...

Wait, there seems to be something wrong?

Although Li Ye misunderstood the purpose of this thing just now, but...he did not refuse!

Looking up at Li Ye, Qi Jinchen found that this man could even eat grilled chicken so elegantly.

Li Ye only wore a plastic glove on his left hand to hold down the chicken skeleton on the plate, while his right hand held a knife to remove the chicken bit by bit, and then used the gloved hand to place the chicken slowly. into the mouth.

This time it was Qi Jinchen's turn to panic.

"Why don't you eat?" Li Ye tapped something on the table with his chin.

"Eat, eat, eat." Qi Jinchen nodded frantically, not daring to laugh at Li Ye anymore, and ate what was on the plate.

Because Qi Jinchen ordered only meat, Li Ye tasted some of what he ordered one by one and was full, took off his gloves and watched Qi Jinchen eat quietly.

Qi Jinchen's mind was in a mess at the moment, chewing meat like wax in his mouth, he didn't know what he was eating, and he didn't dare to take a sneak peek at Li Ye, so he could only bury his face in the bowl and force himself to ignore the thing on the top of his head. Two beams of burning eyes.

"Is it delicious?" Li Ye's voice still sounded cold.

Qi Jinchen nodded.

Li Ye said again: "Then you eat more."

Qi Jinchen nodded frantically.

"When you are full, you will have the energy to do other things." Li Ye added.

Qi Jinchen's blood froze.

"Are you full?" Seeing Qi Jinchen stop, Li Ye fumbled to take something out of his pocket and threw it in front of him, "Wash it up when you're full, and put it on for me?"

Qi Jinchen looked at the 'fake and shoddy' product that he had torn apart just now, and then at the 'genuine product' that Li Ye threw in front of him, goosebumps arose on his body.

"Why do you prepare such things with you?" Qi Jinchen leaned back, as if he could hide from Li Ye so far.

Maybe Li Ye always has a straight face on weekdays, or he looks like a veteran cadre who is not interested in everything, so Qi Jinchen always has the illusion that the other party has no desires.

Putting this kind of thing in front of him suddenly, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't match Li Ye's style.

The things contained in the square package, the bag is stretched out into a shape, and the size of the circle can be clearly seen through the package.

Although he personally 'measured' Li Ye's size, but after all he was drunk that day, so he couldn't remember the details clearly. Now that the things were in front of his eyes, he really remembered them all.

Li Ye held his chin with one hand, looking like he was watching the fun: "Who knows if you will want to drink tonight, it's better to prepare in advance, in case you get drunk and pester me to ask for it again, and get hurt what to do?"

"No more, no more, no more." Qi Jinchen shook his head like a rattle.

After a while, the reflex arc that circled the earth twice finally returned to Qi Jinchen's mind, and retorted with staring eyes: "Who pestered you to ask for it?"

"Why don't you make it clear in your heart." Li Ye was willing to go all out, and at this time he could only fight with Qi Jinchen's shameless spirit.

Qi Jinchen lowered his head and dared not speak.

Anyway, he was drunk, he could only listen to what Li Ye had to say, there was no room for rebuttal at all.

"Are you going to take a shower first?" Li Ye narrowed his eyes and asked, "Or just like last time, just take a shower together?"

"Li Ye..." Qi Jinchen lowered the corner of his mouth, with a look on his face that was about to cry.

Li Ye put his arms around his chest, unmoved.

"I was wrong." Qi Jinchen lowered his head, admitting his mistake sincerely.

"Where did you go wrong?" Li Ye, who always takes soft things rather than hard things, didn't fall for the trick this time.

"The fault is..." Qi Jinchen began to hesitate.

It's not that he doesn't want to admit his mistake, but that he still hasn't remembered where he went wrong!He didn't know why Li Ye was angry at all.

"Hmph, I see that you don't think you are wrong at all." Li Ye snorted coldly through his nose.

"I was really wrong," Qi Jinchen stood up, went to Li Ye's chair and squatted down, pulling the corner of his clothes pitifully, "I shouldn't just say what I said and did when I was drunk. forget."

"What did you say? What did you do?" Li Ye deliberately turned away from looking at him.

"I..." Qi Jinchen tried to gain time to think by prolonging his voice.

"Huh?" Li Ye raised his eyebrows.

"Shouldn't I seduce you?" Qi Jinchen asked tentatively.

Apart from this, he really couldn't think of any other reasons, according to the information revealed between the lines of Li Ye, he could only think of this.

Li Ye, a veteran cadre, has guarded his body like a jade for 25 years, only because he drank the wrong white wine for a while, sprinkled it like crazy and touched people.

Li Ye will be angry because of this kind of thing?Seems a little unlikely.

Qi Jinchen raised his head, and sure enough, Li Ye said, "Are you mentally handicapped?" ' expression, looking down at himself.

"Don't guess, don't guess, you are bullying people, and you even give reminders when you play games. You know that I am drunk and don't remember anything, but you still want me to say that you are deliberately bullying me." Qi Jinchen thought If you can't get up, just sit on the ground and play tricks.

"Maybe I didn't do anything, you kidnapped me yourself, and you still want to brainwash me and deceive me in this way afterwards."

Li Ye stared at Qi Jinchen for a while, stretched out a hand to pull him up from the ground, and thoughtfully helped him tidy up his clothes.

"You said you wanted to divorce me."

Qi Jinchen's complexion turned pale, as if Li Ye had hit him in the head with a blow to his death.He couldn't believe what he had just heard.

He actually filed for divorce with Li Ye?

Li Ye's tone sounded as natural as if he was asking Qi Jinchen what he had for breakfast.There was no expression on his face, making it impossible to tell whether he was in a good mood or a bad mood.

The hem of the curly clothes kept turning up, Li Ye stroked it a few times but couldn't straighten it out.

Even so, Li Ye still pulled and pulled tirelessly, repeating the movements in his hands over and over again.

"Li Ye." Qi Jinchen called out guiltily.

Giving up the hem of his clothes, Li Ye raised his head to look at Qi Jinchen upon hearing the sound.

"Are you...are you angry because of this?" Although he already knew the truth, Qi Jinchen still wanted to make sure.

Li Ye looked at Qi Jinchen's calm gaze, and nodded lightly.

Qi Jinchen had mixed feelings in his heart.

Li Ye's words seemed to open the memory valve, and those memories that were forgotten because of drunkenness last night rolled back into his mind.

Everything I have said and done is remembered at this moment.

"Remember?" Leaning back on the back of the chair, Li Ye tapped lightly on the table with one hand, making a tapping sound.

Following Li Ye's rhythm, Qi Jinchen's heartbeat followed suit.

"If you're drunk, you can't take it seriously." It stands to reason that he should follow this topic down, and then naturally propose a divorce.

But he didn't want to do that.

Qi Jinchen was a little disappointed with what he had done. God gave him a chance to revive after reading the file, but he didn't grasp it at all. He played a good deck of cards and was smashed by him.

"Speak the truth after drinking." Li Ye said.

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