[Comprehensive] I have poetry, do you have wine?

On the way to commit suicide, I opened my eyes and saw, oh, I know this guy!

Look at this dark outfit, isn't this what, the big boss Dazai Osamu next door who always wants to reach into the port mafia in Huaguo.

The enemy was extremely jealous when they met, and Li Bai had the urge to break the opponent's claws.

Who made him always stretch out his hands and feet.

Osamu Dazai was completely unafraid of Li Bai's murderous aura. He squinted his eyes and wanted to stretch his waist during the fall. He was afraid that the fall would never reach the bottom, and he was so used to it that he was about to fall asleep.

He raised his eyes and looked down, it was so dark that he couldn't see anything clearly, even the surroundings were nothing but chaos, he only knew that he was still falling.

"Ah... so boring..." Dazai Maomao stretched out his feet, trying to harass Li Bai who was beside him with his eyes closed, but his force value was too low and his balance was not good enough. man's clothes.

"Hmph!" Osamu Dazai snorted angrily, and gave up the harassment plan.

However, the person beside him who had closed his eyes opened his eyes to look at him. A pair of black and red eyes stared at him, like a wild beast locked on its prey.

Fear, oppression, but inexplicable excitement.

Seeing Dazai Osamu's inexplicably agitated expression, Li Bai's eyes gradually changed. I'm afraid this person is not a pervert. Big oppression?

The promised boss of the port mafia, Osamu Dazai, is a "scheming whore" with a deep scheming heart?

Look at this ever-changing expression, I'm afraid this is not a little "white lotus".

"Bai Baijiang, you are too much..." Osamu Dazai saw through Li Bai's thoughts at a glance, and then issued a warning in a turbulent tone, and by the way, he disgusted Li Bai with a weird and sticky name.

Although these thoughts are innocuous, it is still very unhappy to let people know.

"Oh, I know Zhi Zhi Jiang." Li Bai stared at him for a few seconds, and then responded to his Huangquan Road companion who called him sticky, as if no one would be disgusted.

"Ahh... I really like the name Zhizhi-chan... Baibai-chan is good at naming names..." Osamu Dazai gradually walked into the abyss of perversion, with mud on his feet that couldn't be washed clean.

Li Bai's pupils were shocked for a few seconds, and then he gave him a toothy smile. Usually, he would only give this smile to a dying enemy, and then said in a flattering tone, "Ah, if you like it, let's go with you." I also like the name Baibaijiang."

abnormal?

No, it's called metamorphosis.

Li Bai said, as long as you dare to be disgusted, I will dare to return the disgust to you.

"Okay... okay... let's not play anymore... let's talk about something serious, Bai Baijiang..." Even if he said something serious, he couldn't give up his rippling tone.

Probably after leaving the post of port mafia boss, he began to let himself go.

"Well, tell me." Li Bai looked at him, comparing his brains. He really couldn't compare to this spoiler. Anyway, he is a person who wants to die anyway, and he is not afraid of being tricked. The worst thing is to kill this guy before he dies. chant.

Li Bai was not afraid of wearing shoes even if he was barefoot, and looked at Osamu Dazai with a very bachelor, waiting for him to analyze the current situation.

"We've been falling..." Osamu Dazai said.

Li Bai showed dead fish eyes, is there any difference between saying this and not saying it?

"Have you noticed that the world around you feels different?" Dazai Osamu didn't care about Li Bai's dead fish eyes, and continued calmly, "It doesn't look like Huangquan Road..."

Li Bai looked at him, looked at him, continued to look at him, and finally sighed, "It's as if you have seen what the road to Huangquan looked like."

In this world, who has seen what Huangquan Road looks like?

"Well, judging from my rich suicide experience, I should have seen it..." Osamu Dazai said that he probably, might have really seen it before, "It was a kind of calm, serene, full of suicide. Oh, the feeling of dead silence."

"Oh..." Li Bai paused, and finally responded with some face, otherwise it would be very embarrassing if he didn't get a reply.

"Have you ever thought about the different world we are going to? This road... is full of unknowns..." Osamu Dazai was very strange, not just excited or something.

Li Bai gave him a strange look, "Go to another world to commit suicide?"

He didn't forget that the person beside him was a suicidal maniac.

What should I do if the pillar of the world suddenly doesn't want to do it anymore?

As a world consciousness, it is very bald, although there is no such thing as hair.

Really, the members of the protagonist group from two different places in the same world actually quit, and they still didn't say hello in advance, what a disaster!

The world consciousness began to think of a way in pain, while stabilizing the two forces of this world, lest there will be a sudden world war if there are fewer people, and the world will collapse. After all, human beings, who knows if they will suddenly become mentally ill at the next moment? Woolen cloth.

On the other hand, it also needs to find something for these two. After all, the names of these two people have not been listed in the legendary book of life and death.

but……

Where should these two people go, what should they do?

Do not ask……

Asking is bald!

Damn, why did these two get together?The force value is not equal, it will not work if it is dangerous, and it will not work if it is simple, but I dare not separate it and launch it separately, otherwise it will be exhausted by running at both ends as a monster.

The world consciousness turned bald the world it controlled, and shed countless bitter tears.

As it rowed and pulled, it wiped away its tears and did not forget to ask for help.

Probably the most qualified in the world is the little partner, and the world consciousness showed joy when it received the "ding".

This is the little friends giving him warmth!

However, the world was overwhelmed with joy, and when it was happy, its hand shook, and the two people who were falling and waiting to be released were shaken by it, and they accidentally dropped it.

The world consciousness turned his eyes to look at that world stiffly, praying in his heart that it would be a simple world, otherwise these two people would be bald by that world before it fished them out.

Then it saw the situation that made it have to tremble and rush around, wishing to shed tears.

Mom ah ah ah--

What's going on, this, this, this, it didn't send people away, but it integrated other worlds into it!

The world consciousness feels that it is going to disappear. Really, if it does this, the rules will kill it if it sees it...

Paralyzed, waiting to die.

Just after Li Bai's voice fell, the surrounding world suddenly changed significantly. First, the light spots were lit up, and then the whole world was illuminated.

Clear blue skies, white clouds, and green trees below, surrounded by flying and chirping birds.

It's like a primitive world, but the two hope that it's better not to be a primitive world.

"We're going to land, Bai Bai Jiang..." Osamu Dazai said that he is not at all comfortable with this kind of landing, of course, it would be best if he could be killed with one blow after falling.

It doesn't matter if you die in another world...

"Oh..." Li Bai responded in a way to save face, and then looked at the dense jungle below without saying a word.

[Ding——your good partner, the world rescue system is online. 】

Just when the two of them were doing nothing, a voice suddenly sounded in their minds, especially like the dogbi system in the system flow novel.

Think about the dog comparisons that the system does. It’s fine to ignore this kind of existence. The two of them are very tacit and want to die.

[My dear, you have immortal buffs on your body, no matter what you do, you can't really die-] The world consciousness began to act as a demon in the background.

wanna die?It's not that easy!

"Darling, if you don't let me die, I'll kill you..." Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes and smiled magnificently.

who is it?How dare you stop him from committing suicide!

Li Bai watched them play silently.Oh, he is just a weak and helpless person who can't speak, please don't let him appear in this kind of bargaining.

The background board is very good, very good, he can play for free.

[Dear, as long as you help me complete one thing, just one, I will remove your undead buff, and then you can die as you like-] World consciousness said that the solution provided by the little partner is not high, so let the two Hurry up and finish this task and send back to the original world. As for the unfinished business...

Ha, what does it have to do with world consciousness?

At that time, seal their strength for a month, return one to Du Fu, and return the other to Zhongye in the Central Plains, and see what they do.

"What do you mean by the undead buff...?" Li Bai suddenly asked, he was very curious, could it be that they changed the world?Or what happened to them?

[Oh, it’s the kind that can’t die no matter how you die, and can even be resurrected. I can remove this buff... Do you want to accept my suggestion, two? 】

World Consciousness grinned, Li Bai and Osamu Dazai felt MMP in their hearts.

Well, forced to work without paying, stepping on the bottom line of social animals without repentance, and when they finish this job and find the culprit, they will make the culprit look good.

"Go..." Li Bai nodded, then looked at Dazai Zhi, his eyes were full of don't hold me back, he is not Zhongyuan Zhong, he will also dutifully bring back Dazai Zhi who committed suicide to work, he will only let this person Wherever the dead lie there.

Osamu Dazai blinked, then spread his hands, okay, okay, force to suppress the bully, "Since Bai Baijiang took it, then as a little friend, Zhizhichan will also take it."

Observing the world consciousness secretly: Well, it's very good and perfect. As expected of me, the great world consciousness successfully persuaded these two idiots who wanted to resign to continue working for him.

【Okay dears, let's start the mission journey... First we need to land safely. 】Accompanied by a soft sound, Li Bai and his falling posture suddenly changed. Both feet stepped on the ground firmly, and there was a transparent panel in front of them.

[Next, this is our mission goal... Please brave people spare no effort to save mankind! ] World Consciousness released a photo with several faces so familiar.

When Li Bai and Osamu Dazai looked at the picture, the world consciousness controlled by the background quickly slipped away, and then they laughed hahaha. These two should obediently work for him as social animals!

The stability of this world depends on them to maintain it.

Li Bai looked at Osamu Dazai, "You said the world changed?"

Osamu Dazai refused to admit it, "I didn't say that, we are still in our own world... Ah, that's great... That's great..."

Li Bai raised his hand and pressed Dazai Osamu's shoulder, with a look on his face, what's the matter with you, little brother.Although he was a few centimeters taller than Dazai, it didn't matter, he was more than a few centimeters taller than Dazai in terms of momentum.

"Where are we now?" Li Bai sneered, don't think he didn't see Dazai Osamu's glances, he obviously knew where this place was.

"Eh? I don't know..." Osamu Dazai probably thought Li Bai was a fool, but he didn't tell him where this place was.

Li Bai took out a rope from his bosom, which is specially used for binding supernatural beings, and he could not cut it no matter what, then searched for all the bits and pieces on Dazai's body, and tied him to a tree under Dazai's blinded eyes .

"Let me ask you one last time, do you know where this is and where to go?" Li Bai asked him.

"Oh, I really don't know Baibaijiang." Osamu Dazai pouted and pretended to be wronged.

"Very good..." Li Bai sneered at him, then turned and left.

gone……

Just let this dog-like teammate stay here in the wind and rain until he solves all the objectives.

No one can untie this rope except him.

Li Bai walked in a random direction. In order to find the location of Dazai, he placed a supernatural sword at the foot of the tree where Dazai was tied, and the tiny Dazai didn't even notice it.

Osamu Dazai, who was tied into a silkworm chrysalis, shook from the tree a few times and couldn't break free. He couldn't get away when he called Li Bai's name.