Knock CP until you bend yourself
Chapter 19
Zhao Shiyu was almost choked to death by the two of them's coquettish operations. After coughing violently, he quickly stabilized his body, turned the camera to another direction in a panic, and asked He Mengxin for help, "Don't pretend, get up quickly!" Circus!"
He Mengxin, who woke up leisurely, obviously heard the commotion just now, jumped up from the bed, quickly took off the blindfold, and was more excited than the person involved, "What? What! I missed the blossoming of the iron tree?!"
Absolutely, no one is reliable.
The number of people in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, and the barrage was also swiping the screen at the fastest speed. The car overturned so badly that Zhao Shiyu didn't dare to read the barrage content.
——Damn it!Am I dazzled?Did something extraordinary appear in the live broadcast room?
——Is this how girls wake up?Sour, hate that I am not a daughter.
——Don't ask, asking is the socialist sisterhood.
——Shan Ran shed tears, you deserve it~
——Husband’s first kiss is gone, and thanks to the fact that I still defend you like a jade, I paid by mistake after all... [crying loudly]
Not to mention the viewers watching the live broadcast were dumbfounded, even Jiang Xiaoran herself was dumbfounded, she didn't have time to recollect the sudden kiss, she pushed away Chu Yueshan's shoulder and retreated crazily, covered her mouth with the back of her hand and was speechless for a long time.
The speed at which this dream comes true is too fast!
Yesterday was still a scene in a fanfiction, and it became real when the eyes were closed and opened?
Jiang Xiaoran hid behind the pillow, regretting in her heart, she would have known that she would not have stayed up late to read novels yesterday, above.
"What did you just call me?"
Chu Yueshan, who had a strange brain circuit, actually focused on Jiang Xiaoran's dream talk after waking up in a daze. She raised her hand to pull Jiang Xiaoran out of the bed, but felt it was inappropriate, so she withdrew her hand embarrassingly.
--husband!I heard!She called your husband!
——He Mengxin!What are you so stupid with the green light above your head, your husband ran away with someone else!
——The monthly-salary gay fainted in the toilet.
——Monthly-salary kids, don’t be afraid, it’s just the first kiss on the screen, the two of them might have already done a full set in private, not sour, not sour, woo woo woo~ [Tears are pulled down.jpg]
When she got off the bed, Jiang Xiaoran's unique fruity scent was still on her lips. She touched her lips in a daze, and then realized that she had been kissed, and her expression was a bit shy.
There was no one else in this reflex arc, Zhao Shiyu held up the selfie stick and frantically gave them winks until Chu Yueshan coughed lightly and returned to the live broadcast room when her eyes were about to cramp.
Zhao Shiyu was willing to be a toolman, and held up the selfie stick throughout the whole process without daring to make a sound. He Mengxin, as always, watched the excitement without thinking it was a big deal, and whispered to Chu Yueshan, "I didn't see you calling me up like this before. Why do you change to a young man?" My little sister has a good morning kiss? My heart hurts so much."
What the talent show needs is topicality. Today's little accident was hyped up by the outside world, and the marketing accounts will definitely add fuel to it. It will definitely be a hot topic. Naturally, He Mengxin wants to add fuel to the flames for her good partner and increase her popularity in one go.
It's a pity that the other party didn't seem to understand her painstaking efforts, and even twitched all the facial muscles and gave her a blank look, "You can shut up. Can the scene of calling you in the morning be broadcast?"
Sleeping on all fours, how can I be an idol, every frame is a collapsed picture, just cut a few pictures and add them to #何梦欣人设消泪# The trending search is on every minute, and the copywriting is well thought out "You never know How bold and unrestrained your idol's sleeping position is."
It was an unintentional remark, but it changed in the ears of the audience.
——Can’t broadcast?What can't be played?Could it be...hehe
——I am alive again, and my monthly salary is the highest in the world!
——Isn’t it morning exercise?Are there other people in the dormitory, so exciting to play?
——Upstairs Dangerous Speech
——Treasure the live broadcast room
There are a few mouths that can't explain clearly.
The more she said, the more mistakes she made, Chu Yueshan simply shut up, and reminded Zhao Shiyu to send a message to the director team with her eyes. The number of people in the live broadcast room is no longer under their control.
"Teacher Chu, look..." Zhao Shiyu showed Chu Yueshan the message sent by the director team tremblingly. There were a few large characters written on it, "Continue to live broadcast."
The two directors in the studio sat in front of the console and ate instant noodles. On the monitor was the live broadcast of the morning event. It was already past 08:30, and by the time most people woke up, the number of people in the live broadcast room had reached its peak.
Director A glanced at the words about tigers and wolves on the bullet screen, showing concern, "Will it be bad if it continues to broadcast? The scale is too big, and I'm worried that I will be interviewed by the superiors."
"What are you afraid of!" Director B took a sip of the instant noodles, chewed them, and pointed at the screen, "Aren't we just worried that the show won't be popular? Such a good topic, as long as it is aired, the popularity will definitely rise. At that time, I will still worry about the ratings.”
Not only did it not stop it, but it also vigorously promoted it. After talking, I posted three or four live broadcast links to several places with high traffic, so as to avoid entering from one place and causing the live broadcast to freeze.
What if the director team is not human?Waiting online, very urgent.
Zhao Shiyu wiped off his sweat, and laughed all over his body to appease the audience in the live broadcast room. He Mengxin also lay on the bed to greet the audience, but this was just a slow-down strategy. Jiang Xiaoran, who was hiding on the bed like an ostrich, was unreliable. Wait for Chu Yueshan to reply.
With the time buffer, Chu Yueshan has recovered from the surprise. Seeing that the barrage is gradually fermenting, the director team has no intention of stopping it. She is planning to find an excuse to perfunctory, "Actually, it was just an accident... "
[The live broadcast room has been closed due to violations of regulations]
"Eh? Wait a minute... We violated the rules?!"
The last thing I heard was Zhao Shiyu's iconic broken gong voice.
The audience who were forcibly kicked out of the live broadcast room were stunned, the public area was silent for a few seconds, and then a bomb-like message taunting ushered in.
——Hahahaha The live broadcast room violated the rules!
——Also said it was an accident, even the programmers couldn't stand it.
——Don't pretend, I wish you a happy relationship for a hundred years in advance!
——I am here from the Civil Affairs Bureau, huh?Why is the door closed? [confused]
——Because the "scum girl" clarified hahaha
"What should I do?" Jiang Xiaoran quietly slipped off the bed, walked to Chu Yueshan in pink slippers to admit her mistake and received the punishment, she didn't even feel sleepy, it was destined to be an extraordinary day for coming out early in the morning.
Although the requirements for homosexual love are not so strict now, and same-sex speculation on CPs is also very common, but Jiang Xiaoran still can't accept the dismantling of top-tier CPs to fulfill himself, even though he knows that the two of them are fine.
Chu Yueshan helped her straighten the wrinkled neckline of her pajamas, pinched her slightly puffed pink cheeks, and sighed, "Don't worry about it, it will be fine when the heat passes, the show is still important right now."
"Hmm..." Knowing that she was comforting herself, Jiang Xiaoran didn't want to worry the people around her, so she said half-jokingly, "Maybe in the future, I can exceed my monthly salary and become a fire CP!"
Gumi Media Chairman's Office
Sitting on the leather sofa was a middle-aged man with short hair and a black suit. He was meticulously groomed from top to bottom. His starry eyes and sword-like brows were calm and majestic. Even if he didn't say a word, it was hard to ignore his aura.
The phone was still stuck on the interface of [The live broadcast room has been closed due to violation of regulations]. He threw the file on the table and raised his chin at the person opposite.
A companion is like a tiger, Feng Xun endured the pressure and bent down to pick up the documents, all of which were Jiang Xiaoran's recent activity reports, the Weibo post of #田枪舞狗熊果树# was particularly eye-catching, the high-definition photos can be seen at a glance Who is the person above.
"I'm sorry Mr. Jiang, I have already persuaded the young lady, but she has not listened to it." Feng Xun lowered his head, showing a submissive attitude. He has never been able to figure out the man's personality during the years of working beside Jiang Dong. character.
Jiang Xiaoran was the child of her first wife. After giving birth to her, Mrs. Jiang lost blood and passed away. Jiang Dong married his second wife the second year after his ex-wife passed away, and had a second child the following year. The reason is that the relationship between father and daughter has always been awkward.
These are all Feng Xun's hearsay, and it is beyond his ability to pursue the facts.He only needs to know that Jiangdong has a son and a daughter, the son is the future heir, and the daughter is not welcome.
Jiang Dong didn't listen to his explanation, and went straight to the point, "What's the hot search?"
"The PR department is directly responsible for this. If you have any questions, I can call Manager Liu over." Feng Xun replied calmly, but his palms were sweating nervously.
In the past, Jiang Dong never asked about this daughter, why is he so concerned this time?
Jiang Dong is recognized in the circle as a sophisticated man. After so many years in the entertainment circle, how could he be fooled by the younger generation? He slapped the armrest of the sofa suddenly, with a sullen tone, "You think I don't know that you asked someone to buy this hot search ?"
"Feng Xun, you've become a little unscrupulous recently, even dare to touch my family members? Don't forget your identity. Since I have the means to push you from a little transparent to the altar, I also have the means to bring you back to your original form! "
"...I'm sorry Mr. Jiang! I was wrong! I will never be unfavorable to the eldest lady in the future, please give me another chance!" Feng Xun bowed 90°, gritted his teeth and apologized, and cold sweat broke out on his body.
He still has value, Jiang Dong will never abandon him, never...
There were three knocks on the door, and a sunny boy in sportswear pushed the door in. He didn't seem to notice the strange atmosphere in the room, and trotted to Feng Xun with a smiling face on his face, "Brother Feng, why are you making Dad angry again?" ?”
"Master Jiang..." Hearing this voice, Feng Xun choked up for an instant, followed by a nauseating feeling in his stomach. Standing side by side, even the voice felt disgusting.
Jiang Mingze, the person he least wanted to see in his life.
"Didn't you go to the branch company for an internship and come back next month?" Feng Xun resisted his nausea to communicate with him, and at the same time distanced himself from him without leaving a trace.
With him present, at least Jiang Dong would not lose his temper.
"Because I got into trouble, my dad called me back temporarily. Hey, it's just a small broken branch. It's fine if it goes bankrupt." Jiang Mingze smiled brightly, and wrapped his arms around Feng Xun's shoulders carelessly, "Brother Feng, I haven't seen you for so long. I do not have it?"
Goosebumps instantly appeared on the place where he was touched. Feng Xun looked ugly and wanted to push it away, but his reason told him not to.
"Go out if you have nothing to do!"
Jiangdong issued an order to evict guests.
Feng Xun left with a sigh of relief, but Jiang Mingze also chased after him. Without Jiang Dong present, he put his arms around his waist even more brazenly, "The arrangement for the afternoon has been postponed. Come have dinner with me. I'll stay at your house tonight."
"...it is good."
Who made you the gold master.
The author has something to say: This chapter briefly introduces why Feng Xun has such a bad attitude towards the heroine (being hidden by the heroine's younger brother, homophobia, and hatred transfer), which contains a small amount of profanity factors, and will not be discussed in the future.
He Mengxin, who woke up leisurely, obviously heard the commotion just now, jumped up from the bed, quickly took off the blindfold, and was more excited than the person involved, "What? What! I missed the blossoming of the iron tree?!"
Absolutely, no one is reliable.
The number of people in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, and the barrage was also swiping the screen at the fastest speed. The car overturned so badly that Zhao Shiyu didn't dare to read the barrage content.
——Damn it!Am I dazzled?Did something extraordinary appear in the live broadcast room?
——Is this how girls wake up?Sour, hate that I am not a daughter.
——Don't ask, asking is the socialist sisterhood.
——Shan Ran shed tears, you deserve it~
——Husband’s first kiss is gone, and thanks to the fact that I still defend you like a jade, I paid by mistake after all... [crying loudly]
Not to mention the viewers watching the live broadcast were dumbfounded, even Jiang Xiaoran herself was dumbfounded, she didn't have time to recollect the sudden kiss, she pushed away Chu Yueshan's shoulder and retreated crazily, covered her mouth with the back of her hand and was speechless for a long time.
The speed at which this dream comes true is too fast!
Yesterday was still a scene in a fanfiction, and it became real when the eyes were closed and opened?
Jiang Xiaoran hid behind the pillow, regretting in her heart, she would have known that she would not have stayed up late to read novels yesterday, above.
"What did you just call me?"
Chu Yueshan, who had a strange brain circuit, actually focused on Jiang Xiaoran's dream talk after waking up in a daze. She raised her hand to pull Jiang Xiaoran out of the bed, but felt it was inappropriate, so she withdrew her hand embarrassingly.
--husband!I heard!She called your husband!
——He Mengxin!What are you so stupid with the green light above your head, your husband ran away with someone else!
——The monthly-salary gay fainted in the toilet.
——Monthly-salary kids, don’t be afraid, it’s just the first kiss on the screen, the two of them might have already done a full set in private, not sour, not sour, woo woo woo~ [Tears are pulled down.jpg]
When she got off the bed, Jiang Xiaoran's unique fruity scent was still on her lips. She touched her lips in a daze, and then realized that she had been kissed, and her expression was a bit shy.
There was no one else in this reflex arc, Zhao Shiyu held up the selfie stick and frantically gave them winks until Chu Yueshan coughed lightly and returned to the live broadcast room when her eyes were about to cramp.
Zhao Shiyu was willing to be a toolman, and held up the selfie stick throughout the whole process without daring to make a sound. He Mengxin, as always, watched the excitement without thinking it was a big deal, and whispered to Chu Yueshan, "I didn't see you calling me up like this before. Why do you change to a young man?" My little sister has a good morning kiss? My heart hurts so much."
What the talent show needs is topicality. Today's little accident was hyped up by the outside world, and the marketing accounts will definitely add fuel to it. It will definitely be a hot topic. Naturally, He Mengxin wants to add fuel to the flames for her good partner and increase her popularity in one go.
It's a pity that the other party didn't seem to understand her painstaking efforts, and even twitched all the facial muscles and gave her a blank look, "You can shut up. Can the scene of calling you in the morning be broadcast?"
Sleeping on all fours, how can I be an idol, every frame is a collapsed picture, just cut a few pictures and add them to #何梦欣人设消泪# The trending search is on every minute, and the copywriting is well thought out "You never know How bold and unrestrained your idol's sleeping position is."
It was an unintentional remark, but it changed in the ears of the audience.
——Can’t broadcast?What can't be played?Could it be...hehe
——I am alive again, and my monthly salary is the highest in the world!
——Isn’t it morning exercise?Are there other people in the dormitory, so exciting to play?
——Upstairs Dangerous Speech
——Treasure the live broadcast room
There are a few mouths that can't explain clearly.
The more she said, the more mistakes she made, Chu Yueshan simply shut up, and reminded Zhao Shiyu to send a message to the director team with her eyes. The number of people in the live broadcast room is no longer under their control.
"Teacher Chu, look..." Zhao Shiyu showed Chu Yueshan the message sent by the director team tremblingly. There were a few large characters written on it, "Continue to live broadcast."
The two directors in the studio sat in front of the console and ate instant noodles. On the monitor was the live broadcast of the morning event. It was already past 08:30, and by the time most people woke up, the number of people in the live broadcast room had reached its peak.
Director A glanced at the words about tigers and wolves on the bullet screen, showing concern, "Will it be bad if it continues to broadcast? The scale is too big, and I'm worried that I will be interviewed by the superiors."
"What are you afraid of!" Director B took a sip of the instant noodles, chewed them, and pointed at the screen, "Aren't we just worried that the show won't be popular? Such a good topic, as long as it is aired, the popularity will definitely rise. At that time, I will still worry about the ratings.”
Not only did it not stop it, but it also vigorously promoted it. After talking, I posted three or four live broadcast links to several places with high traffic, so as to avoid entering from one place and causing the live broadcast to freeze.
What if the director team is not human?Waiting online, very urgent.
Zhao Shiyu wiped off his sweat, and laughed all over his body to appease the audience in the live broadcast room. He Mengxin also lay on the bed to greet the audience, but this was just a slow-down strategy. Jiang Xiaoran, who was hiding on the bed like an ostrich, was unreliable. Wait for Chu Yueshan to reply.
With the time buffer, Chu Yueshan has recovered from the surprise. Seeing that the barrage is gradually fermenting, the director team has no intention of stopping it. She is planning to find an excuse to perfunctory, "Actually, it was just an accident... "
[The live broadcast room has been closed due to violations of regulations]
"Eh? Wait a minute... We violated the rules?!"
The last thing I heard was Zhao Shiyu's iconic broken gong voice.
The audience who were forcibly kicked out of the live broadcast room were stunned, the public area was silent for a few seconds, and then a bomb-like message taunting ushered in.
——Hahahaha The live broadcast room violated the rules!
——Also said it was an accident, even the programmers couldn't stand it.
——Don't pretend, I wish you a happy relationship for a hundred years in advance!
——I am here from the Civil Affairs Bureau, huh?Why is the door closed? [confused]
——Because the "scum girl" clarified hahaha
"What should I do?" Jiang Xiaoran quietly slipped off the bed, walked to Chu Yueshan in pink slippers to admit her mistake and received the punishment, she didn't even feel sleepy, it was destined to be an extraordinary day for coming out early in the morning.
Although the requirements for homosexual love are not so strict now, and same-sex speculation on CPs is also very common, but Jiang Xiaoran still can't accept the dismantling of top-tier CPs to fulfill himself, even though he knows that the two of them are fine.
Chu Yueshan helped her straighten the wrinkled neckline of her pajamas, pinched her slightly puffed pink cheeks, and sighed, "Don't worry about it, it will be fine when the heat passes, the show is still important right now."
"Hmm..." Knowing that she was comforting herself, Jiang Xiaoran didn't want to worry the people around her, so she said half-jokingly, "Maybe in the future, I can exceed my monthly salary and become a fire CP!"
Gumi Media Chairman's Office
Sitting on the leather sofa was a middle-aged man with short hair and a black suit. He was meticulously groomed from top to bottom. His starry eyes and sword-like brows were calm and majestic. Even if he didn't say a word, it was hard to ignore his aura.
The phone was still stuck on the interface of [The live broadcast room has been closed due to violation of regulations]. He threw the file on the table and raised his chin at the person opposite.
A companion is like a tiger, Feng Xun endured the pressure and bent down to pick up the documents, all of which were Jiang Xiaoran's recent activity reports, the Weibo post of #田枪舞狗熊果树# was particularly eye-catching, the high-definition photos can be seen at a glance Who is the person above.
"I'm sorry Mr. Jiang, I have already persuaded the young lady, but she has not listened to it." Feng Xun lowered his head, showing a submissive attitude. He has never been able to figure out the man's personality during the years of working beside Jiang Dong. character.
Jiang Xiaoran was the child of her first wife. After giving birth to her, Mrs. Jiang lost blood and passed away. Jiang Dong married his second wife the second year after his ex-wife passed away, and had a second child the following year. The reason is that the relationship between father and daughter has always been awkward.
These are all Feng Xun's hearsay, and it is beyond his ability to pursue the facts.He only needs to know that Jiangdong has a son and a daughter, the son is the future heir, and the daughter is not welcome.
Jiang Dong didn't listen to his explanation, and went straight to the point, "What's the hot search?"
"The PR department is directly responsible for this. If you have any questions, I can call Manager Liu over." Feng Xun replied calmly, but his palms were sweating nervously.
In the past, Jiang Dong never asked about this daughter, why is he so concerned this time?
Jiang Dong is recognized in the circle as a sophisticated man. After so many years in the entertainment circle, how could he be fooled by the younger generation? He slapped the armrest of the sofa suddenly, with a sullen tone, "You think I don't know that you asked someone to buy this hot search ?"
"Feng Xun, you've become a little unscrupulous recently, even dare to touch my family members? Don't forget your identity. Since I have the means to push you from a little transparent to the altar, I also have the means to bring you back to your original form! "
"...I'm sorry Mr. Jiang! I was wrong! I will never be unfavorable to the eldest lady in the future, please give me another chance!" Feng Xun bowed 90°, gritted his teeth and apologized, and cold sweat broke out on his body.
He still has value, Jiang Dong will never abandon him, never...
There were three knocks on the door, and a sunny boy in sportswear pushed the door in. He didn't seem to notice the strange atmosphere in the room, and trotted to Feng Xun with a smiling face on his face, "Brother Feng, why are you making Dad angry again?" ?”
"Master Jiang..." Hearing this voice, Feng Xun choked up for an instant, followed by a nauseating feeling in his stomach. Standing side by side, even the voice felt disgusting.
Jiang Mingze, the person he least wanted to see in his life.
"Didn't you go to the branch company for an internship and come back next month?" Feng Xun resisted his nausea to communicate with him, and at the same time distanced himself from him without leaving a trace.
With him present, at least Jiang Dong would not lose his temper.
"Because I got into trouble, my dad called me back temporarily. Hey, it's just a small broken branch. It's fine if it goes bankrupt." Jiang Mingze smiled brightly, and wrapped his arms around Feng Xun's shoulders carelessly, "Brother Feng, I haven't seen you for so long. I do not have it?"
Goosebumps instantly appeared on the place where he was touched. Feng Xun looked ugly and wanted to push it away, but his reason told him not to.
"Go out if you have nothing to do!"
Jiangdong issued an order to evict guests.
Feng Xun left with a sigh of relief, but Jiang Mingze also chased after him. Without Jiang Dong present, he put his arms around his waist even more brazenly, "The arrangement for the afternoon has been postponed. Come have dinner with me. I'll stay at your house tonight."
"...it is good."
Who made you the gold master.
The author has something to say: This chapter briefly introduces why Feng Xun has such a bad attitude towards the heroine (being hidden by the heroine's younger brother, homophobia, and hatred transfer), which contains a small amount of profanity factors, and will not be discussed in the future.
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