Frenzy [football]

Something strange...

This is what all the members of the Chinese team who planned to watch the talk show thought about after knowing the answer given by their elder brother Wei Lin to their question.

Perhaps, if it’s not true, after staying in the UK for a while, they will not know how influential "Potts' Talk Show" is in the local area, and they will not know how the ratings of this show will make it in the UK. What kind of status do you have.

When Wei Lin received the invitation to this program, he was really very happy.The captain of the Chinese national team can be said to have always been a model of a serious, down-to-earth and low-key player.He didn't even post a picture of his childhood sweetheart wife on his social network profile.And his Weibo, Facebook and Twitter accounts almost never release information related to his private life.

But it is such a player, he has released information on his three major social accounts that he will participate in this program, and also said that in order to participate in this program, he also asked his wife to accompany him to London. Fashion store, I bought a few sets of clothes that looked good, and went home to choose which one to wear on the show.

And... when his national team teammates sent him a call request and asked him about this matter, he happily said to the national team teammates, look!If you have time, you must watch this show!

But...it was only the second day after the live broadcast of the show, and he actually told his brothers coldly, "That show was boring, brothers, don't watch it, it's a waste of time."

Who would believe it! ! !

Who would believe it! ! !

Are you kidding us! !

Are you teasing us? !

Lei Xiaoyi has an important game to play in three days, so he won't talk to him. As for the others?find it!Roll up your sleeves and look for it! !

……

"So...the person who met you today, he wants to ask you when you plan to retire...?"

"Yes."

"May I ask when you will retire and be able to participate in the next 007...?"

"Yes."

"Wait! What part does he want you to play?"

"Bond. James...Bond."

"Sisko, this is really crazy. I think it's been almost four weeks since April Fool's Day. Can you confirm that he is sane?"

"Unfortunately, Yihuang, I can confirm it. Because Alan was also beside him at the time. He was smiling and nodding all the time."

This conversation took place in a great coffee bar in London, England.And the ones who are talking are precisely the top team in the Serie A standings this season, the captain of the Serie A giants Torino, Francisco, and the team soul Yue Yihuang.

As the most successful football player in Chinese history, Yue Yihuang announced his retirement from the national team after the World Cup at the age of 26. Since then, he has devoted all his energy to his club competitions.But of course that didn't stop people from continuing to focus on him.

As a player, Yue Yihuang has achieved success in the national team, and his achievements with the club far exceed what he won with the national team.His position on the court is very flexible, with strong explosive power, extremely fast start speed, and particularly delicate skills at his feet. He is best at the shadow forward and midfielder. He has an excellent overall view and a keen sense of smell.And has a free kick stunt that is frightening on the European battlefield.Two seasons ago, he began to gradually complete the transformation on the court, gradually shifting from the frontcourt to the midfield.

Outside the court, Yue Yihuang has always shown himself as a humble and self-disciplined person. His absolute loyalty to the club has won him the love of many fans. Coupled with his outstanding appearance, he also has a high commercial value outside the court. value.

And his partner on the court, Francisco, is even more known as the Prince of Turin.It can be said that Francisco has met all expectations of an Italian striker.

On this day, Yue Yihuang happened to be going to England to shoot a group of commercials.And Francisco happened to make an appointment with someone to meet in London in the near future, so the two came to the UK together, and returned to London to meet after finishing their mission separately.

As soon as they met, Francisco brought Yue Yihuang such hot news that almost made him feel horrified.That made it difficult for Yue Yihuang to open his mouth after digesting it for a long time, trying to communicate the details of this matter with his partner and lover.

Yue Yihuang: "Do they really remember that you are Italian?"

Francisco: "So, maybe I should remind you now that there are Scots, Australians, and Irish among the previous 007 actors? And the production and distribution of 007 are basically in charge of the United States?"

Yue Yihuang: "I still... can't figure it out, why did they find you? You haven't received any training in acting, our profession is just playing football."

Francisco: "It seems that because the 007 just released cost them a lot of money, fans generally don't like the new 007 this time. They plan to change someone else to play Bond in the next movie, but they are worried about this. The box office of the department is dismal, how do they find an investor with enough money. Then someone said at this time, if you find Francisco to play, yes, that Francisco who played in Turin, if you invite him, I will Invest one hundred million."

Yue Yihuang: "Euro...?"

Francisco: "Sterling."

Yue Yihuang: "..."

A customer in this coffee bar didn't know what a funny joke he had heard, so he let out an extremely unrestrained voice: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Yue Yihuang: "What about the stubbornness of the filmmakers? Didn't the producers of 007 reprimand the rich man for not understanding movies? Didn't they tell the rich man that to play James Bond requires a very solid acting skills, and Possess excellent fighting skills?"

Francisco: "The person in charge of the filming party said to the rich man, oh, sir, how did you come up with such a creative and visionary idea! Although Francisco has never made a movie, but since his filming Many commercial feature films and promotional films of Serie A and European Champions Cup, it is not difficult to find that he is really a person with great acting talent!"

Yue Yihuang: "..."

Background sound: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Francisco: "They also said, oh, we've seen Francesco play! It's amazing!! His game is like an art! We believe that if it was him, he would be able to do 007 movies very easily The action scenes in the movie!"

Yue Yihuang: "..."

Francisco: "And the filming party told the rich man that we think Francesco is very suitable for the role of James Bond in terms of age and appearance! What's more wonderful is that Francesco has played too much for Chelsea in the Premier League. English has been spoken very well this season, and fans have complained for a long time that the last two James Bonds are either too tough, too funny, or not sexy enough! We think the next one must be Francesco It can bring new surprises to movie fans!"

Yue Yihuang: "..."

Background sound: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Yue Yihuang: "Then...how did you answer him?"

Francisco: "I said that I feel that I am in a good state on the court now, and there is no definite retirement time."

Yue Yihuang: "So? Have they given up?"

Francisco: "They said that as long as I wasn't Zanetti, they could afford to wait. Of course, if I was Zanetti, they suggested that I sign a contract with them first, so that it would be convenient for them to sign a contract with that rich man. With a legal contract that guarantees the investment funds will be in place later, they can let me play the next Bond."

Yue Yihuang: "..."

Background sound: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

When the laughter that served as the background sound sounded again and again, Yue Yihuang finally couldn't hold back. When he put his hand on his forehead, he turned his head and took a look, but found the aerial projection image opened by the other party. There is "Potts' Talk Show" in which Wei Lin was invited as a guest.And the part played now is of course Miss Potts' interpretation of "Saving RP Map".

"This is... Wei Lin?"

The sharp-eyed Yue Yihuang recognized the current captain of the Chinese team who joined the national team after he retired.And Francisco, who was sitting opposite him, repeated the pronunciation of the name that Yue Yihuang had just pronounced suspiciously.

"Wait for me for a while!"

Although Yue Yihuang, who grew up in Barcelona, ​​Spain, spoke really bad English, but at this moment, it was obviously impossible for him to let Francisco, who had always been the focus of the British people, pass by.Therefore, Yue Yihuang took out the disguise props that he always had in his bag, put on a beard just by hand, and then put on gold-rimmed sunglasses, and got up and walked there after completing the disguise in half a minute. I chatted with a young man whose name had been the "background sound" for a long time.

"You're watching a good show."

"Oh, of course, this episode is hilarious!"

"Can you tell me where I can watch it?"

"Why not?"

Soon, Yue Yihuang was coming back to an address where copyrighted online viewing, so he asked the waiter at the coffee bar to come and check out, and then left here with Prince Turin, and found a suitable place to watch the show.

What the British gave was of course the address that the British would watch, so the program only had English subtitles.But it doesn't matter, Francisco is by his side, he can let this companion who speaks good English tell him what is going on with the "RP saving picture" and Wei Lin who is so embarrassed to death.

[So, I can understand your words as Chinese fans know that these are fake, these are all fake?They know it's fake, but they just rush to tell their family members, girlfriends, boyfriends, and ordinary friends?And their friends won't emphasize that these are fake, they already know everything when they see this picture?What kind of tacit understanding and unity is this! ! 】【So, in Chinese culture, what do you mean by Javier, Enzo, and Julandal's stadium data falsification?Chinese fans like them very much?Or do Chinese fans really hate them? 】【In our UK, if I am not interested in a boring and thorough thing, I will perfunctorily answer the person who told me about it, which is very interesting.So, can you explain to me the hidden meaning in Chinese of this behavior of Chinese fans in recent days?Come on, try telling us on camera, sweetheart! 】【No wonder we all say that Chinese may be the most difficult language in the world!Let's make an assumption.If I say, Lin!You are wonderful!You have won my heart with your masculinity!You are the most elegant and sexy man in the world!I am willing to have 100 children for you!What is the real meaning of this sentence in Chinese? ] Terrible...

appalling...

Yue Yihuang knew...they should be careful and cautious when they are on talk shows in foreign countries!

When Francisco translated more than half of the program for Yue Yihuang, he was already laughing so hard that he couldn't even breathe, while Yue Yihuang had a look of deep pain on his face.At this moment, he actually had a kind of empathy, and he had deep sympathy for Wei Lin who was unfortunately invited to participate in this live talk show at the wrong time.

Francisco: "Baby, are your national team captains such interesting people? I can guarantee that his popularity in the UK will increase significantly within a period of time when this program is on air."

Yue Yihuang: "It's a pity, Sisko. I don't think any man with a normal mind will be happy about this."

Francisco: "So, can you tell me? What is the meaning of the information on that fake website in Chinese?"

Yue Yihuang: "Generally...it should be very similar to the idea that many people want Mr. Bailey to praise the opponent of the team they support."

Yue Yihuang's words can probably be regarded as a high-level summary of the behavior of "saving RP".

However, for many things, the Chinese people have always liked to close their doors and enjoy themselves secretly.Once some things go out of the country, it will embarrass the people of the country, embarrassment, and really embarrassment.

If this embarrassment really happened!

Then the people of the country will hope... that no more people of the country will know about this! !

real!Really don't know! ! !

……

Time, May 4th.

Portugal local time, two o'clock in the afternoon.

In recent seasons in La Liga, no matter whether they encounter Real Madrid or Barcelona, ​​they can make the opponent attach great importance to it and even beat Atletico Madrid, who has defeated the La Liga duo several times, to Porto, Portugal's second largest city.

Perhaps, the distance between these two cities is not very far.

Many players in Atletico Madrid may have come to this quiet and refined city.

But in this city with the temperament of a noble girl in the middle ages, there is a Portuguese Super League team known for its aggressive style of play waiting for them.

And just two days later, they will have a desperate battle with that team at Porto's home court, the Dragon's home court.

"We had a lot of defeats in the Champions League this year. That let us end the Champions League this season prematurely. But it doesn't matter, the Europa League is also the highest level competition between European clubs, and we will submit to the Europa League. The championship trophy launches our strongest offensive. This time, I don't want to disappoint the fans who support us again."

As the captain of Atletico Madrid, Enzo Guti said at the pre-match conference.

Their head coach Alberto also talked about his thoughts on this battle under the reporter's question: "No matter when, Porto is not always a team that can be taken lightly. They have the pedigree of the Champions League champion. In fact, I I watched the match between Porto and Sporting Lisbon in the last round of the Portuguese Super League. From a coach’s point of view, it was a difficult choice because it was two days away from the UEFA Europa League The game was very close, but the two Portuguese Super League teams played against their best lineup. It was a very exciting and bloody game, and it gave me a better understanding of these two teams. "

According to the relevant regulations of UEFA, the away team in the inter-club match needs to come to the venue of the match two days before the match day.

In other words, for the game on Friday, Atletico Madrid's head coach has brought the club's best team of the season to Porto.

Atletico Madrid has never given up the so-called tradition of the Europa League.They are extremely serious about the first round of the Europa League semi-finals.For this game, Atletico Madrid even let Javier, Enzo, and their Irish striker Yolandal rotate in the last round of La Liga, and they were drawn in the home game against Granada. It was the handover that gave away the league points that could have been obtained.

Perhaps, as Atletico Madrid's captain Enzo said, they have disappointed enough fans who love them in this year's Champions League.Therefore, in the Europa League, they do not want to disappoint the fans again.

The Atlético Madrid coach brought the best of Atlético Madrid to Porto.

So, what about Porto?

What is the Portuguese Super League team with the blood of the Champions League champion in the mouth of Atletico Madrid's head coach doing now?

"So, this Atletico Madrid team has a sharper attack than Barcelona, ​​which we have analyzed before. This is due to their midfielder Enzo. But Julandal and Popo on the offensive line are also very strong. We can't take it lightly. In this game, we can't put too much power on the offense. So, Kisas, Leiy, Lika, you three must seize the opportunity! Maybe when we get a shot chance Atletico Madrid had already had four shots. But when the opportunity comes, you have to turn it into a goal, you know! Kisas and Lika, if you feel that you can shoot, but If you bring it forward, you may cooperate better with your teammates, don't rush to shoot!"

On the pitch of the training base, the Porto players were conducting tactical drills under the arrangement of the head coach, and they also listened carefully to the head coach telling them the tactical thinking for the next game against Atletico Madrid during the interval.

Hearing the head coach pointing out the names of his two forward teammates but leaving him alone, Lei Yi couldn't help asking: "Then what about me?"

"Leiy." Porto's head coach looked at Lei Yi, paused after calling out his name, and then said: "As long as you are confident that you can score, you can shoot at any time and from any position."

4 month 29 day.

Porto Dragon Football Stadium.

This will be Porto's last home game in the Europa League this season.

This is the case regardless of whether Porto ultimately progress through the next two Europa League semi-finals.

If they lose the semi-finals of the Europa League, then of course they will not have the opportunity to return to Porto to fight with any team.

But if they win Atletico Madrid, they will go to Rome, Italy on May 5, where they will play the Europa League final.

An hour before the start of the game, Lei Yi's cell phone was almost bombarded with text messages from his friends.Many of his teammates in the national team knew that he would start in the first leg of today's Europa League semi-final, so they were very happy to send him a text message wishing him success and not too many goals, The more the better!

And Dominguez, and some of his friends in Brazil also sent messages to tell him that they would all watch his game.

Lei Yi read those text messages one by one, but did not rush to reply one by one, he just looked at them, and then unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth, that kind of smile seemed to make everyone who saw him Everyone feels infected.

Then he saw a pre-match text from his friend Tiggs.

[Today we are playing away, your final score cannot be surpassed by us Sporting Lisbon! 】Lei Yi immediately replied: 【Today I want to score three goals!And you? ] Tigos: [Five! ! 】

Seeing this reply, Lei Yi burst out laughing.

Not long after, the DJ in the Dragon Stadium will start broadcasting the names of the players of the two teams that will start today to the fans who came to the scene.

Porto's home DJ will control the timing, so that when the players of their home team enter the player channel, they can hear the loud sound coming from the stadium, calling their names.

To be honest, Lei Yi liked that feeling very much.

That would give him the feeling that... the world is expecting something from him.

He believes that one day, he will realize what he felt at the Dragon Stadium in Porto.

He is the one who wants to become the king of the ball.

The author has something to say: Small note: Zanetti, the current captain and banner figure of Inter Milan, is 41 this year. He has not retired yet and there is no news at all when he may retire. Rinho also said a while ago: Zanetti old?He is not old, who can run better than him in Inter Milan?

In the past two years, everyone has been saying that Ryan Giggs of Manchester United is a myth of immortality. In fact, Zanetti is three months older than Giggs.

This is the immortal Giggs who was born on November 73, 11.29: This is Zanetti who was born on August 73, 8.10:

Both are photos from this year, without PS or makeup skills, you can experience them freely...