Frenzy [football]

The long and short legs thought that they would be very reluctant to give away his little golden ball.

But in the end he found out that it was like a kicked shot, if it was sent out, it would be sent out! !

Afraid of being chased all the way, he ran outside the training base of the Turin team, only to find that there was already a taxi waiting for him!So I got into a taxi with long and short legs before I remembered...

its not right!I decided to let Yue Yihuang teach me how to break leaf balls!

Lei Yi took out his mobile phone solemnly, and typed this sentence: [Can you teach me to kick broken leaf balls?Everyone says your crushed leaf balls are the best in all of Europe! 】But after the little long and short legs typed such a sentence, they thought again: It's not right!Doesn't this mean that I deliberately bribed him with the little golden ball, forcing him to teach me how to break the leaf ball?

Thinking of this, the long and short legs couldn't help covering their heads and making an annoyed sound!I'm so stupid!I should have asked him if he could teach me Sui Ye before taking out the little golden balls! !

But that's it!Long and short legs can only send out a small golden ball, but he forgot the most important thing about his visit this time! !So sad, I brought those words back to Rome...

So, the winter break of this season has officially begun!

During this long and short holiday, Lei Yi's family plans to spend this most important festival of the year in the eyes of Westerners right here in Rome!And because the streets and alleys are full of Christmas atmosphere, the hostess of this house also failed to resist the temptation of unscrupulous merchants and bought back a lot of Christmas related items!So Lei Yi's family has a Christmas tree!But how can you have a bare Christmas tree and not decorate it well! !

So...the things were moved to the house one by one.

In such an atmosphere, the long and short legs also made plans for themselves that must be completed during this year's winter break!Add a tattoo to your body.

To be honest, he already wanted to get a tattoo for himself when he first came to Lazio!But he never made up his mind.After all, once this is tattooed, it can never be taken off again!But now, after that battle with Turin, he feels he needs something to tell himself and others that he is not the same as he was before that battle!

He's a solid man now! !

So the long and short legs deliberately contacted Cavalle, the vice-captain of his club, who is now enjoying a vacation in Colombia, and told him that he wanted to get a handsome tattoo!After getting the tattoo artist recommended by the other party, Long and Short Legs got in touch with the tattoo artist, and anxiously made an appointment with the other party!

After that, Long and Short didn't sleep all night, and he spent the whole night thinking about what tattoos he would get on his body!And where should the tattoo be placed!

Thinking of the next morning, there was still only a vague idea in his head with long and short legs, so he sent out an off-site call for help without hesitation! !

Tiggs said, players, you have to have a tattoo to be sexy.But does he want a tattoo that people can usually see?Or do you have to get a tattoo to be seen when you shoot an underwear advertisement?

Lei Yi: What do you think! !More opportunities for me to wear a jersey or only underwear! !

Enzo said that the content of the tattoo should be carefully considered, and words that he is not sure about the content must not be tattooed.In the past, some players challenged Chinese characters and Arabic, and the consequences were tragic.He thought it would be good to have a pattern on Lei Yi.

Lei Yi: A person like me deserves only one picture but not words! !

Dominguez said that he thinks it is better to have clean legs and nothing on his body.Although many players have tattoos, not everyone is suitable for tattoos.

Lei Yi: You are prejudiced against me! !

When Lei Yi asked around and finally came to Senior Youlan, the sweet Irish sweetheart said that a 3D tattoo on his arm is the most handsome!

Lei Yi: ...

Since asking for help off the field is all unreliable, long and short legs think...then he can only be alone, and he will have enough food and clothing by himself! !He took out A4 paper, colored pencils and erasers, and first painted a small figure on the picture!Put on the jersey for the little people again!Then he scribbled on the villain in the jersey, and thought about what kind of tattoo he would have for such a handsome player! !

that's all!With a young body, I thought about being able to have such long and short legs all night, and when I made an appointment with the tattoo artist the next day, I ran over energetically!

"Hello! I was introduced by Cavalle! I am his club teammate, Leiy!"

The tattoo artist recommended by the Colombian Cavalle, who has the most tattoos and the coolest effects in the Lazio team, is not young anymore. He has gray hair, but his body is full of lumpy muscles, and he is always stiff. That face makes people with long and short legs feel that they are already in various states before sitting on the tattoo table!

"Actually, I haven't figured out where to get the tattoo...Master, can you help me figure out where to get the tattoo?"

The tattoo artist looked fierce, but he was very professional. After the young-looking professional player came in, he stubbed out his cigarette, and after a moment of silence, he said, "What do you have?" Thoughts, any requests?"

"I..." Hearing what the tattoo master said, I was very happy to have long or short legs. Now Emma finally has someone who can help him show serious attention!So he thought about it seriously and said: "I want to get the tattoo on a jersey that can't cover it! It's so conspicuous that people can see it at a glance, and it looks cool!"

The tattoo artist stared at him for a while after listening to the request for long and short legs, and said after a while: "Then you can tattoo it on the neck. The side of the neck can be extended a little bit down to the collarbone." It will be nice."

Emma!Get it tattooed on your neck!On the side neck! !This is really cool! !

Hearing this proposal, the long and short legs turned their heads to look at the mirror in the studio, and looked at their own neck, as if they were thinking very hard about the cool tattoo pattern that they spent a whole night thinking about and tattooed on it. How handsome it will be after going! ! !The more he thought about it, the more excited the long and short legs immediately turned around, and said loudly: "Okay! That's where the tattoo is! It's so handsome!!"

"Have you figured it out?" The tattoo artist didn't look at the long and short legs, but was very serious about disinfecting and maintaining his tattoo tools, "This position is indeed very beautiful, but only a few people will choose it. Because They were worried that I would use a needle to get the color in, and that it would be a little painful to get tattooed in that place."

"Think about it! A man is not afraid of pain! My deputy captain said he can trust you! There is no better tattoo artist in Rome than you!"

Hearing this sentence, the tattoo artist who hadn't smiled since he entered the room with long and short legs finally smiled, and the masculinity of the old master almost came out!He raised his head and asked the long and short legs: "Then what do you want to get tattooed?"

Hearing this sentence, the long and short legs immediately took out the A4 paper he put in his pocket, and proudly handed it to the other party: "That's it! I've been thinking about it for two nights!"

The tattoo master took the A4 paper that had been painted over and altered many times, and when he unfolded it, what he saw... was a colorful, lifelike angry bird! ! !

Tattoo master: "..."

Two 10 minutes later.

"Yeah...he kicked me out after I showed him the blueprints I drew! Looks pissed! He thinks I'm teasing him! But I'm serious! Really serious Yes!! If he thinks the patterns I drew are not good-looking, he can tell me! These are all negotiable!"

"Yes yes, I really want to get this tattoo today! I think the tattoo master you introduced to me is great! The ones he tattooed on himself are so cool! It's my favorite style! "

"Yeah!! As soon as I went in, he said that he recommended me to get a tattoo on the side of my neck according to my request! I think what he said is really good! I think the tattoo there is awesome! This is A tattoo artist with ideals, pursuit and taste! I want him! I want him, you can talk to him for me! We can discuss anything!!"

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-want-to-get-a-bird tattoo! With teeth and claws! It looks fierce!! It's so cool!! It doesn't matter if it's colored or not! In fact, only black is also good! "

I can't figure out why the innocent long and short legs, why the tattoo master who was still in good shape just saw the painstaking work he spent two nights on drawing, and drove him out without saying a word !No matter how he knocked on the door outside, how he yelled "Open the door! Master, open the door! I know you are inside!" No one paid attention to him. He squatted on the side of the road pitifully. There is vice-captain Cavalle who can ask for help!So this dialed the other party's communication number.

Fortunately, although there is a seven-hour time difference between them, their vice-captain didn't have the habit of sleeping too late even during the holidays, so he tattooed the little winger in Rome early in the morning. The tattoo artist called and talked with the person for a long time, and the tattoo artist reluctantly agreed to let the long and short legs into the door again.

This time, I learned a lesson about my long and short legs. I didn’t dare to mention my painting, and I didn’t dare to say a word to the other party to praise my painting. I just sat there very honestly, and described what I wanted to the other party cautiously. Exactly what kind of tattoo.

This time, the tattoo master was not angry no matter how many words he used to describe it, he carefully wrote down his requirements and ideas, and then said to him: "Come back in three days, I will design a tattoo pattern for you." .”

Long and short legs nod like chickens pecking at rice!Nod!

Tattoo master: "Add money."

Long and short legs continue to nod!

Tattoo master: "Add fifteen hundred euros."

I thought about the length of my legs, and when I saw the tattoo master looking at him with sharp eyes, I didn't dare to think about it anymore and continued to nod! !nod! !nod! ! !

In this way, the long and short legs waited for three days with anxiety, and during these three days, they sent text messages to the vice-captain of their club like a girl in a long-distance relationship with her boyfriend, to make sure that the tattoo master would still give him a tattoo Yes, sure the tattoo artist will really help him come up with an awesome pattern.

Until the last night, the unbearable Cavalle finally gave the long and short legs such an answer: [I have known him for four years.In any case, he will never design a tattoo composition worse than the one you have been thinking about for two days] Seeing this text message, the long and short legs burst into tears.

It seems that this tattoo experience for long and short legs is much more tragic than girls choosing bags.It is clear that he is so active that he can go to Madrid as soon as he wants to. After he understands what he wants to understand, the little bird who flies back non-stop, this time it is for him to look forward to something. Yes, I thought I could get it done in a certain day and wait for three more days!This is still three days without a game! !

That simply made Lei Yi feel that his heart was so itchy that he was on the verge of ADHD! !I want to roll around somewhere all the time, and then turn over and jump a few times vigorously!It is best to be able to jump three feet high and hit the ceiling!

But the nightmarish Three Days of Winter was finally over.

Three days later, the long and short legs arrived at the tattoo artist's studio half an hour earlier than the appointment time with the tattoo master. They knocked on the door and knocked, and they didn't dare to knock hard. Then come quietly.

Finally, the "bird" he had been looking forward to for a long time was finally about to slowly fly up to his side neck.

That's what this professionally pursuing tattoo artist spent three days thinking about, in order to make the bird with long and short legs "open its teeth and dance its claws", "full of coolness" and "look a bit fierce" , this tattoo master who always looks fierce also went to watch the battle between the long and short legs and the Turin team several times, and combined with the South American "Garrincha" image, he designed a tough line for him. , a bird totem with a smart posture.

I have to say that although the long and short legs were very noisy before the formal tattoo, when he actually lay on the tattoo table, he gritted his teeth and didn't call out even if he was not afraid of pain, and told him not to move. Let him turn his head to the side.

It is precisely because of his "good performance" and the wonderful sense of harmony between the bird totem and his own temperament that the tattoo master was in the process of tattooing the bird totem on the long and short legs little by little. His attitude has improved a lot.

It took five hours to finish this tattoo, which stretches from the side neck to the collarbone.

When the tattoo artist told the long and short legs that everything was fine, the long and short legs, which had endured the pain for a long time, almost turned over and jumped from the tattoo table!Looking at the one in the mirror, it seems that he has suddenly matured a lot and is very handsome. Fortunately, the wild self, with long and short legs sideways over his neck, was so moved that he almost choked up!

He said to the tattoo artist: "Master!! This is the one I want!!"

【master! !That's what I thought! ! 】

【This is what I thought! ! 】

【The one I thought of! ! 】

[I think! ! 】

You're thinking of that... Angry Birds...?

He was going to readily agree when Lei Yi wanted to take a photo with him, and even asked him to take a photo with long and short legs, so the tattoo master said to him: "Get out."

In this way, he got the first cool tattoo in his life, the long and short legs... He became the first Lazio player to enter the blacklist of this high-cold Lazio fan tattoo artist...