Frenzy [football]

For the battle between Lazio and Juventus, "Corriere dello Sport" gave a bloody headline: "This is a massacre."

After saying that it would be good to kick Juventus without Torino, Lazio's new aid this summer, Leiy Garrincha, gave the Italians a thorough insight into what is called the La Liga bronze boots of last season!And what are the La Liga bronze boots that are only one goal away from being promoted to La Liga silver boots! !

However, this huge victory did not make the long and short legs happy for a long time.

Because, the second round of this season's European Champions Cup group stage is about to begin! ! !

In this round of the group stage, Enzo's Real Madrid will face Turin! !Turin! !That Du Ling who has turned the cheerful, optimistic, silly, short legs into a paranoid! !

Yes, this is a very, very, very tragic thing.

In order to be able to play against Turin, Lei Yi left Atletico Madrid, which had treated him tenderly, and rejected Enzo's request to play football with Real Madrid.But for this goal, he came to Serie A with great difficulty, and he hasn't played against Torino yet!Enzo is already going to face Turin at Real Madrid's home Bernabeu! !

Please imagine, the long and short legs who didn't pay much attention to the group draw of the Champions League group stage got the news that Real Madrid will be in the same group as Torino this year while watching the video of Garrincha playing. What will happen to him at that time? Mood……

Oh, it must smell the same as a dozen cheeses put together, that's pretty darn complex.

看一看日历上在前几天才标出来的11月25号，再看一看欧冠小组赛第二轮比赛皇家马德里和都灵队的10月4日！！比他们早了整整一个月还多22天！！更过分的是在冬歇期之前他们就能够再比一场！！可是他如果想碰都灵两次，还得等到明年！

How can you do this! !

Let me come! !

let me! !let me! ! !

However, the UEFA Champions League grouping has been decided. The new team Lazio and Turin that Lei Yi will play for this summer are both in Serie A. Due to the principle of avoiding the same league that will be followed in the group stage grouping, it is impossible for them to be in the group. Encountered in the game.This is really success and failure in Serie A.

The focus on Real Madrid's clash with Torino on October 10 prevented the Thunderwings from paying too much attention to their own Champions League second-round opponents, Bayern Munich.Although, their away game against Bayern Munich was even a day earlier than Real Madrid's game against Turin.

For the second round of the UEFA Champions League group match with Bayern Munich, the entire Lazio team has already started preparing early.As the coach of this team, Mr. Pablo began to think about the most suitable personnel arrangement a month ago.What's more, in order to allow Lei Yi, who is the main shooter in the team, to have more physical fitness in this game, he originally did not plan to let Lei Yi start the game against Juventus.

In the end, what made Pablo change his mind was, of course, Lei Yi's excessive persistence in that game.

Due to UEFA's regulations that the away team of the UEFA Champions League must arrive in the game city two days before the start of the game, after the bloody Juventus victory on September 9, the players can only have one in the locker room. A small celebration.And at the end of this small celebration, Pablo also told the players repeatedly in the locker room that they must go to bed early after returning home at night. They will gather at the training base early tomorrow morning and take the club's special plane Head to the city where Bayern Munich is located, Munich, Germany.

"Son, get up. Get up quickly."

"Uh-huh?"

"Son, get up, get up!"

"Give me...give me 5 minutes..."

"Get up, Mom will be out in a while."

Two 10 minutes later...

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

The eyes of the long and short legs that were still sleeping in a mess instantly woke up, and then let out a scream, "I, I, I, I, I, I am late!!!"

When the mother with long and short legs called him for the first time, the long and short legs, who were still sleepy, thought, um, it's okay, at worst, I'll leave with breakfast in my mouth later.When the mother with long and short legs called him for the second time, the long and short legs thought again, it's okay, I won't ride a bicycle later, call a taxi!but now……

Lei Yi: "Mom!! Didn't I say call me in 5 minutes!! It's been almost half an hour!!! Ahhhhh I'm already late!! I'm already late!!!"

Lei's mother: "Ah? Why are you still at home! I went out to buy vegetables and came back!!"

Lei Yi: "..."

Next, it was time for the personal performance of the female driver, Mrs. Lei.He only had time to brush his teeth, and didn't even wash his face, so he put on a club issued suit, wore a non-mainstream bird's nest hair, and got into his own car driven by his mother.And then...the car started like this...

Just when she was in her own parking space, Mama Lei stepped on the accelerator, and the car, which looked absolutely ugly, just drifted out of the parking space with its tail flicking! !

"Whew!" Lei's mother drove past three cars!

"Whew!" Lei's mother drove past four more cars!

"Hey, hey, hey!! Mr. Pablo!! Don't wait for me!! No, no, no, I'm here!!! I overslept!!! Can I trouble you to pass me a special friend now Is it the positioning function!! I'll see you on the way to the airport!!! Yes sorry!! Yes yes I'm not good!! I'm sorry ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Beep beep beep beep!" Lei's mother pulled a stern face, and drove behind the emergency vehicle that was driving forward!

"Whew!" Mama Lei made a sharp turn and turned into a small alley. The rearview mirrors on both sides of the car were almost an arm's length away, and she rushed in without even stepping on the brakes!

Lei Yi: "Mom...Mom...you drive like this...is there really no problem..."

Lei Yi: "Mom...Mom, how do you know this alley can be opened like this..."

Lei Yi: "Mom... Mom, didn't the navigator tell you to go that way..."

Lei's mother: "Do you think I've only been shopping for vegetables, cooking, washing clothes and mopping the floor since I came to Rome for three months!"

on the other hand……

The night before, I specifically told the players to wash up and go to sleep after returning home, and not to go out crazy, and not to start dancing at home with the music turned on. Lazio coach Pablo looked at him with an almost livid face in the middle of the night. mobile phone.On the display screen of his large-screen mobile phone, a map of Rome is now displayed, and a small icon not far away, which is rushing towards them at high speed, is exactly the new map taken by the club for Lei Yi before the start of the season. Season player headshots.

He was late when he assembled to go to another country to participate in the UEFA Champions League!

It's upside down!This is simply heaven-shaking! !

Facing Mr. Pablo's rough, frost-like face, the atmosphere in the bus carrying the Lazio players was extremely stagnant. No one dared to speak for fear of stepping on the coach's bus and it would have collapsed. His rational nerves were strained, and he was so angry that he scolded him.In addition to Pablo, the vice-captain Cavalle, who just praised Lei Yi from the bottom of his heart after yesterday's game and encouraged him to play well in the future, also has a face that no strangers should enter. It was very scary, and the captain Garzola whispered to the vice-captain not to be too angry, and Garrincha would catch up soon.

That is to say, the furious coach Mr. Pablo re-drawn his formation for the match against Bayern in his notebook, and crossed out the names of the long and short legs and wrote them on again. When it was crossed out, the little Thunder Wing icon on the road began to approach them at the speed of a small rocket, approaching, and approaching again.

Seeing this approaching speed, Pablo immediately used the speed calculation function attached to the special friend positioning function, stood up, walked to the driver's side, and glanced at the code meter, only three seconds after entering the current speed of the bus Finally, the speed of the little long and short legs approaching them appeared on the mobile phone!

195 kilometers per hour! !

Pablo was so angry that he wanted to tear down the bus seat! !He cursed viciously, and wanted to dial Lei Yi's cell phone number, but he was not sure if it was really the kid who deserved to be beaten, so he hesitated and couldn't dial the number.In desperation, Pablo had to stop the bus driver who worked for the club on the road leading to the airport, and let the whole team wait on the road for the bird that was flying towards them in a hurry.

Ten minutes later, the car with long and short legs that met the organization by virtue of the precise special friend positioning function finally made a dangerous emergency stop behind the bus in Lazio, and the sound of the brakes being pressed to the bottom was abrupt and harsh , so that the little blue eagles sitting on the bus looked back unconsciously.

Then, the "Godfather" in black and the little blue eagles saw a long and short leg crawling down from the car...

"I'm coming!! I'm coming!!! I'm coming!!!"

Oh, what a miserable lateness.

The whole team waited for him for 10 minutes on the road leading to the airport! 10 minutes! !

That's why the coach was worried that he would get into a car accident if he came too fast! !

On the way to the Munich airport in Germany, he was wearing a neat suit but with long and short legs with a bird's nest head, and he didn't dare to say a word. In the end, it was the full-back Damian who had a good relationship with him in the team. After getting down, he dragged him to the restroom of his club's plane, massaged and scratched his hair for a long time before he regained his energy from the disheveled and lethargic hair.

"When we arrive at the airport later, there must be a lot of German media waiting to take pictures. How can you be seen like this?"

Facing Damian who was still willing to grab his hair and make a hairstyle for himself, the long and short legs who were late for a long time hardly knew how to face him! !

"I'm sorry...I'm sorry I was too happy to sleep yesterday..."

Faced with such a sincere apology for long and short legs, Damian opened his extraordinarily energetic eyes and said such cruel words: "Go and sit next to Mr. Pablo. I just saw him Crossed out your name on the starting list, wrote and crossed it out several times."

Lei Yi: "..."

30 seconds later...

"Sir!! Sir, I was wrong!! Forgive me!! There is no overnight feud between the players and coaches that were agreed upon!!! It is agreed!! It is agreed!! It is agreed!!!"