Frenzy [football]

Although, there have always been legends about a player who has improved the beauty index of a team by a whole level.But the aura of the team is really a wonderful thing. If you let the same player wear a Real Madrid jersey and an Atletico Madrid jersey, it must be different.And it must be that wearing Real Madrid's white jersey can enhance the team's temperament.

The same male god Enzo, wearing an Atletico Madrid jersey may make a whole group of straight male fans say to him: Enzo!I want to have a baby for you! !But if he puts on Real Madrid's NO.14 jersey... Emma, ​​then there must be a square full of people lying there and saying to him: God!I'm already in bed!Do whatever you want with me! ! !

According to this "jersey theory", with a light blue jersey with an eagle and a shield printed on the chest, Lazio's team style should be elegant.But this blue eagle is not! !

Under the leadership of the vice-captain, the Colombian Cavalle, and the influence of coach Pablo on the team, the blue eagle's style of painting has become increasingly brutal.Yes, led by the vice-captain.Although Lazio's captain Gazzola is a very mild-tempered person, it is precisely because of his mild temper that when the team's short-term protection single arrow Cavalle appears, his sense of presence often approaches zero infinitely !Zero zero zero! !

It can be said that this is a team where the captain maintains peace in the locker room, and the vice-captain covers everyone outside, leading his subordinates to fight in groups...

It is precisely because the newcomers with long and short legs don’t understand this, and was taught by Atletico Madrid’s teammates that “when you come to a new team, you must first hug the thighs of the most powerful players in the team”, which is the ultimate secret of not being bullied in the locker room. Wing, he completely misunderstood the direction in which he hugged his thigh! ! !

Lei Wing Facebook: Gazzola is a noble player, and it's great to be on a team with such a player.

Lei Yi's Twitter: During training, Gazzola's professionalism always infects me.

Lei Wing Instagram: Gazzola sent me a jersey signed by him! ! !

Lei Yi Weibo: I've heard it all //Garrincha's idiot: Four clubs in four years in a row!The loyalty of Leiy·Garrincha, the house slave of the four surnames! !

The painting style is completely wrong, you idiot! !Are you showing everyone the wrong way to hug your thighs! !And how did the last one get mixed in! ! !

His friend and former teammate Dominguez, who has come to Serie A before the long and short legs landed in European football, and has a good understanding of the situation of each team in Serie A, saw Lei Yi on several major social networks After the latest status was released, there was silence. After the silence, I used Viber without even sending a message, and a mobile phone network call killed the past.

Dominguez: "All social networks stop posting new status first, wait for me at home, I will come in four hours."

Lei Yi: "Ah...ah?"

Dominguez: "Wait for me at home."

Domingos was still as concise as ever, and after only a few words, he hung up the phone, leaving his legs alone. Although he didn't know what was going on, it still seemed serious...

but……

etc! !Dominguez said he would be here in four hours! !Just come! ! !

Obviously, this wonderful feeling of seeing you appearing downstairs in your house has only been felt when I was in the Portuguese Super League.At that time, due to the close distance between Lisbon and Porto, it was very convenient to travel between the two largest and second largest cities in Portugal by train.

The friendship with Tigos allowed the two to recite the train timetable between the two cities not long after Lei Yi moved to Porto.

But in Portugal, although Lisbon and Porto were close, Portugal did not have that much population and the railway industry was not that developed.The number of trains between these two cities is relatively limited, just a few times a day.

But Italy is different!In Europe, Italy, France, Spain and Germany, these four countries have extremely developed railway industries.After the fourth-generation technological innovation, the high-speed rail is fast and convenient. It seems that there is nothing that can make people dissatisfied with it except for the exorbitant ticket price.

Moreover, there are trains from Rome to Milan and from Milan to Rome almost every hour.

In other words, although he and Dominguez were not able to play in the same city, from the day he moved to Lazio, the distance between them has been shortened to a three-hour train ride.

Four hours later, Domingos rang Lei Yi's doorbell.

Not long ago, I saw the other person's long and short legs, but when I saw the other person, I had a wonderful feeling of "life is amazing".It was like... he and Dominguez were such good friends when they were playing together in Sao Paulo, and they always did a lot of things together.But after the two of them came to Europe to play football one after another, the distance and the new friends they met would always give him the illusion that their relationship was not as close as it was three years ago.

But at the moment when he opened the door and saw the other party, Lei Yi would understand that the illusion was of course only an illusion, and he seemed to have returned to the moment when he opened the door in the small rental house in Sao Paulo three years ago.

Unspeakably happy, but a little nervous.So he smiled at the other party and asked, "Shall we have a cup of coffee together, Dominguez?"

Coffee is such a wonderful word.In many places outside of Asia, it has many heavy meanings.

When a man is interested in a woman, he asks, Shall we have a cup of coffee together?

When a person feels depressed and sad, the kind-hearted people who meet by chance will ask, why don't we go have a cup of coffee together?

When a person feels in a good mood and wants to be happier, he will tell the people around him, go have a cup of coffee!

Hearing the greetings of long and short legs, Dominguez smiled, and restrained the words that he had already thought about how to beat the other party on the way here, just nodded and asked, "Why not?"

Saying that, Lei Yi just put on a hat and went out with Dominguez.

Overall, Rome is not what many people imagine the capital of Italy to be.It is certainly not as prosperous and fashionable as Milan.Many parts of it look very old, while some places are old. It is a modern city built on ancient cities in the true sense.

In the city center, you can easily see buildings or relics with a history of thousands of years.

It is precisely because of the fear of destroying those precious relics that the subway in Rome is not developed, and the transportation here is more dependent on buses.

Compared with Madrid where Lei Yi stayed before, the Italians in Rome obviously know how to enjoy life better.Of course, it is quite easy to find an open-air bar where you can drink.

"Coffee with cream, I want a big cup, thank you!"

"Coffee, thanks."

After choosing a location that is not so open, where people can’t hide in the surrounding grass and is not so conspicuous, the long and short legs asked for a large cup of coffee with cream, while Domingos asked for a cup of the most basic one. coffee.

The so-called big cup, of course, is not the kind of big cup at Starbucks.Perhaps it is because Italians or most Europeans are very used to drinking coffee. There are several opportunities to drink coffee in a day and when you think about drinking coffee, the coffee here will be very small.

Even if it is the kind of big cup that Lei Yi wants, at best it is as big as the most common black tea cup in domestic hotels, and it is too big to hold it with one hand.And like Dominguez, if he only stated that he wanted a cup of coffee, the waiter would usually assume that what he wanted was an ultra-small mini cup of espresso, the kind that would be gone after two or three sips.Most of the time, such a cup of coffee is served with a glass of water.

"Don't you really try their coffee with cream Domingos? I have been here many times, just because the fresh milk here is delicious, and they give a lot of coffee every time. Drink a cup of coffee It’s like eating fresh milk with coffee.”

For the proposal of long and short legs, Domingos just shook his head.

Now, it's time to talk about the serious things that brought him here.

"Can you explain to me what's going on with those few statuses you posted on social media?"

Ah...ah?

During the four hours it took Domingos to come over, it was not that the long and short legs didn't try to think about what it was that made his friend rush over in such a hurry.But Domingos told him with just one sentence, all his previous guesses were wrong! !

"I... I thought it was something! It turned out to be just the few statuses I posted on social networks!! You think I posted very well!! My teammates at Atletico Madrid taught me, they He said that I didn’t have any friends in Lazio, and I was worried that I couldn’t get along with everyone at the beginning, so I asked me to praise the best player in Lazio after I came here! I can praise him and say he is good, then everyone Even if you don't like me that much at first, you won't be so fierce to me anymore."

Football locker room stunts!Hug your thighs! !

Usually for all sorts of formidable juniors, and younger players who might make new teammates unhappy! !

When you have a premonition that your new club's locker room may be waiting for you with colored glasses, with all kinds of halos, the newcomers who transfer aggressively just need to follow the trend and kneel on one knee and hug their thighs! ! !

Hold on tight to the thickest thigh in the team!Say all kinds of greasy confessions! !Seize every opportunity to hug him in public!kiss him! ! !

That way, all your problems will be solved...

Although the reasoning is correct, but speaking of it this way, although I really can't tell what is wrong, I just feel that there is something wrong.

And when I think of the rumors that he is "disabled and strong", and all kinds of cute, innocent and kind-hearted Lei Yi have used this trick, I feel that I will never believe that there is true love in the world...

I want to show off in front of the other party with my long and short legs here, how did it take him two nights to come up with those few words, and how carefully and carefully they were perfected? Domingos on the opposite side already With a feeling of reluctance, he said: "But you got the wrong partner, Leiy."

[You got the wrong person, Leiy. 】

[You got the wrong person, Leiy. 】

[You got the wrong person, Leiy. 】

a bolt from the blue……