Frenzy [football]

Saturday, the day before Atletico's away game against Villarreal.

In order to restore the players to their best condition, Atletico Madrid's head coach Alberto deliberately canceled the morning training. He only asked the players to arrive at the training base at four o'clock in the afternoon. tactical training.

When saying goodbye to the boys the day before, Alberto also specially left instructions to let them sleep well at home and rest well, don’t rush to get up in the morning, even if the sleep time has reached ten hours, they can sleep again Dally on the bed.If anyone has any way to better restore the body's condition to the best in a short period of time, don't hesitate!

But even though the head coach ordered it this way, he usually likes to lie in bed and sleep late on rest days, and even sleeps until the afternoon, but today he woke up before eight o'clock.He dawdled on and off the bed for more than half an hour, but still felt unable to fall asleep, so he simply got up.

It was Saturday, and Lei Yi's mother was already up to clean the house, while his father was still sleeping.

Lei Yi met his mother face to face, said good morning, and then started making sandwiches for himself.

Although the skill of cooking with long and short legs is basically equivalent to no, the sandwiches made are still very good!Belongs to the level of the sandwich master!He cooked two hard-boiled eggs for himself. After the eggs were cooked, he separated the egg whites from the egg yolks. The whites were cut into small pieces, and the egg yolks were mashed with a little salad dressing. Put bacon, cheese, tomato, lettuce, and egg whites cut into small pieces and mashed egg yolks on top of each other, then cut them and fix them with toothpicks.

After finishing these, the long and short legs and arms are going to sit down to eat the sandwich breakfast he made himself, and found that the weather today is very good, neither cold nor hot, but the sunshine is so beautiful that people just want to find a good place to have a good time Get some sun!So the long and short legs divided the sandwiches he hadn't touched into two small boxes, took a bitten sandwich in his hand, and went out with a skateboard under his arm.

Sunshine is indeed one of the most wonderful things in the world. After stepping on a skateboard, the long and short legs feel comfortable and buoyant after being exposed to the sun outside.But it's not good for the sun to stand and bask in the sun, he has to find a place to lie down and bask in the sun with the breeze blowing! !After basking in the sun for a whole morning, his physical strength must have returned! !

But... where?

Just when the long and short legs were thinking and thinking, a pickup truck drove up behind him, and when the long and short legs heard the sound, they looked at the pickup truck, and the driver of the pickup truck also looked at him. The young man in his early teens seemed to recognize him, and kept staring at him, but he didn't dare to confirm it, and he didn't know what to do after meeting a celebrity in this city!

So when I saw such a small truck, the long and short legs were very happy and said hello first: "Hello!"

"H-Hello! Are you Garrincha?"

"I am!"

"Zhou... good weekend!"

The young truck owner was very happy after Lei Yi greeted him first, but at the same time he seemed a little embarrassed.From the attitude of the opponent, Lei Yi knew that at least this person was not a die-hard Real Madrid fan!So he was even happier!Then he asked, "Friend, where are you going?"

"I'm going to my uncle in the country to pull a truckload of tomatoes, lettuce, garlic, etc., for the restaurants we cooperate with. In fact, I just delivered a truckload!"

"Then can you let me lie on your car?" Lei Yi who said these words unabashedly looked at the open part behind the driver's cab of the pickup truck. It is easier for people to load more goods.

"You mean... you want to lie in my van!?"

"Why not? You see, the sun is so good today. It must be very comfortable to lie on your truck to enjoy the wind and enjoy the sun!"

"Then can I take a picture with you?"

"Of course! But you have to post the picture on your social media after we say goodbye!"

As soon as the owner of the minivan heard this sentence, he knew that Long Short Legs was worried that someone would find them through the location function of his social platform, so he also laughed and nodded sharply with Long Short Legs.

So Lei Yi found a perfect place to bask in the sun!There is a small wind blowing, the sun is blowing, and you can still lie down. When you are happy, you can sit up and look at the surrounding scenery. It must be different from what it was 5 minutes ago!Just like that, the long and short legs lay comfortably on someone else's minivan and fell asleep comfortably! !

And this sleep is another few hours!That's enough for the owner of the minivan to go to his uncle in the country, and put up a wooden board for isolation at the back of the car for the long and short legs who have been asleep, and then put the food on the other side of the board to be transported to the restaurant. fresh vegetables.

Just like that, when Lei Yi was woken up, they were almost at the restaurant that cooperated with the owner of the minivan!After thanking the owner of the van and taking several photos with him, Lei Yi reluctantly gave the whole box of sandwiches he had left to the guy in Madrid.

After hearing Lei Yi say that he made the box of sandwiches himself, the boy was so happy! !Smile as bright as the Iberian sun.

After saying goodbye to that guy, the long and short legs that were walking forward on the skateboard felt that their physical strength had completely recovered after sleeping in the sun in the rickety car all morning! !Then he took out his phone and opened the map to locate his current location, thinking that if he was not too far from home, he could still go back on the skateboard!

But when the map was loaded and it also showed his current location, the long and short legs were stunned!

He, he, he, he saw on the map that there is a big football field not far from his current location! !And the name marked on the football field is "Chief Bernabéu".

God... God... God God! ! ! !

Don't don't don't scare me! ! !I only brought a skateboard! ! !

Just when the long and short legs were so deep in the "He came to the center of the Real Madrid area of ​​​​Madrid City!" under the impact, three or four tall, fierce-looking young people wearing Real Madrid jerseys came from the street. The other end appeared! !

Seeing such a scene, the long and short legs immediately reacted quickly on a skateboard and hid in an alley, but just after coming out of that alley, he saw several people wearing Real Madrid jerseys again! !This time there are young people, middle-aged people and old people again! !

To... Totototo Toni told him that in Spain, drunk grandpas are the scariest football hooligans!They would wrestle young men with crutches! ! !

Thinking of what my club teammates said when chatting with him in their spare time, he ran away with long and short legs! !Pick up the skateboard and make another turn towards the alley not far away where you need to go up the stairs! !It was such a desperate turn and turn. When Lei Yi finally returned to the main road, he lowered his head and stepped on the skateboard with a sigh of relief, skating slowly in the direction in front of him for a while, and then... He saw the majestic and imposing Real Madrid headquarters——

Emirates Bernabéu Stadium.

Lei Yi: "..."

The long and short legs just collapsed like this, unconsciously stepping on the skateboard and going backwards...backwards...accelerated and backwards...just like that, he bumped into a man who was looking down at the map on his phone.

"Yes, yes, sorry!!"

The long and short legs hit someone, and knocked him down with him!His first reaction was to apologize, and when he saw that the other party was not wearing a white Real Madrid jersey, he stood up and pulled him up, and then...he heard the last thing he wanted to hear at this time of……

"Garrincha...?"

"I'm not!!!"

Having suffered repeated frights, the long and short legs had a short-circuited brain. At this moment of escape, he actually forgot that he still had a skateboard!He also has a skateboard! !He ran away without even taking the skateboard! !But the person behind him who recognized him didn't let it go, but followed him after Lei Yi ran away in shock!And run after him! !

"Hey! Hey! Don't run!! Don't run!"

The man ran behind Lei Yi, and shouted this sentence in Spanish loudly.Listening to that voice, you can understand that he didn't get far away from people at all! !Heck isn't he a football player!Why can any uncle who meets me on the road run so fast! !This obviously strengthens the willingness to run successfully with long and short legs! !

And this also made him more firm in his judgment that the opponent must be a dangerous person without a Real Madrid jersey! !

In this way, the dribbling winger developed his own running speed! !He can't just be chased by someone! !Can't! !

But when the long and short legs threw the man behind him farther and farther, he heard the man say "Hey!", as if he fell down or something.The steps that made the long and short legs run forward paused.

The man who was not too far behind him had his leather shoes accidentally taken off because he was running so fast while wearing them, and was hesitating whether to go back and pick up the shoes and put them on after him, or just throw the other leather shoe away Barefoot and continued to chase, but at this moment, he saw that the boy he was chasing stopped because of the sound he made, so this rough man dressed in a rough man pretended to be a gentleman but turned into a The mafia-inspired man immediately fell to the ground wittily, and screamed there.

Seeing the long and short legs stop completely because of his calls, and the hesitant back figure of whether to turn around or not, the man who has been chasing after the long and short legs for a long time almost wants to be smart for himself. Up to 320 likes! !So he made his cry sound more painful!More pain! !

The length of the legs really hit the mark, and after running backwards for a few steps, he even felt like crying and turned around and ran back to the man who fell to the ground with both shoes thrown on the side of the road. Asked: "You... are you okay? Did you sprain your ankle? Can you still move now?"

Seeing the long and short legs that had already run back to him, the man grabbed one of the long and short legs without hesitation, held it tightly, and then wiped his hair with a lot of pomade and brushed back with the other hand One, hahahahaha laughed loudly.

Long and short legs: "..."