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What would you think if someone you've just met said to you, "You have beautiful hands. Can I lick them?"

Anyway, Ding Wan was dumbfounded.

The most frightening thing is that Li Ji's serious questioning expression almost caught him too: for a moment he was really hesitant to give him a lick... lick...

Realizing his own thoughts, Ding Wan suddenly became embarrassed, and after a while he blushed slightly and asked, "Aren't you full?"

Li Ji actually didn't expect that he could say this sentence, but he said it. Although he was right in thinking so, he was really ashamed to go up and lick it without Ding Wan's consent.

To cover up, he followed Ding Wan's words: "Yes. I'm not full..."

So Ding Wan handed him the remaining half bowl of bean curd.

Of course Li Ji was full, but half a bowl of bean curd was nothing to him. After eating it all in one go, he burped, looked at Ding Wan and said, "I said you, are you a cat or a bird?" Ah! The stomach is so small, you will be full after eating so little."

Ding Wan was watching him silently. Hearing what he said, she couldn't help but fell silent for a while, as if aggrieved but not sure whether to say it: "...I'm not full."

Li Ji: "..."

He looked at the clean bottom of the bowl, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he had nothing to say for a moment.

"There are buns here." Ding Wan comforted him, "I'll just eat buns."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the pan-fried bun, slowly picked it up and stuffed it in his mouth.Li Ji looked at the expression on his face when he was eating buns, and he could see that he was wronged at the moment. He was a little embarrassed and distressed, and said, "How about I go buy it for you again."

Ding Wan shook his head and said seriously: "I should be full when you buy it back."

When he said this, it was Li Ji's turn to be wronged: "Then what should we do?"

"That's it." Ding Wan said, "Who told you to buy it..."

Li Ji: "..."

Why he thinks he is justified is hard to explain!sad

Ding Wan hadn't finished eating a steamed stuffed bun, yet another unexpected guest came into the ward.He watched Li Chengfeng rush in in a hurry, and the thief went straight to the remaining two buns with bright eyes, yelling: "Hungry to death, starving to death!" So Li Ji twisted his wrist, screaming in pain.

Li Ji threw him away fiercely, and said ruthlessly: "You are not allowed to touch these two buns."

Li Cheng was naturally dissatisfied: "Why?"

Li Ji said with disgust: "You are too ugly."

Li Cheng's eyes widened, and his expression was incredible: "I? Ugly???"

It was as if what an unforgivable thing Li Ji had done.

"Yes, you are ugly." Li Ji said with certainty, "So if you want to eat, go buy it yourself."

"I don't! I want to eat it!" Li Cheng rushed forward to grab it, Li Ji protected him with death, and Ding Wan silently held up the half-eaten buns and looked at the two brats who hadn't grown up.Until Li Cheng shifted the battle line, suddenly gave up his brother's side, turned his head and bit the bun in Ding Wan's hand!

"..." Ding Wan felt that a string of ellipses could not express his feelings at all.

Li Ji exploded on the spot, grabbing Li Cheng's neck with one hand and picking his mouth with the other, but how could it be so easy to pick out what was in his mouth?Li Cheng twisted his body and covered his mouth, his jaw was clenched tightly, just like Li Ji just now, he vowed not to obey!

Ding Wan looked at the farce in front of him with twitching corners of his mouth: "I said you two..."

With a livid face, Li Ji yelled at him: "Shut up!!"

"..."

Ding Wan watched helplessly as he dragged Li Cheng out, and when he reached the door, he frightened the young couple who had just entered. He leaned against the bed and subconsciously rolled his eyes.In addition to being funny, it is still funny.

Glancing at the remaining two buns from the corner of the eye, Ding Wan touched his unsatisfied stomach, and finally looked away with a sigh.

But at the moment outside the door, Li Cheng had already swallowed a mouthful of steamed stuffed bun, and was sticking out his tongue and teasing his brother meanly.Li Ji kept his hands in his pockets, looked left and right, but couldn't find a suitable tool, and then turned to Li Chengjian's incompetent face again, he licked his lips, and suddenly slapped him up, feeling puzzled, So he took two more slaps!

At the first slap, Li Cheng didn't hesitate at all. The next two slaps were probably painful. When Li Cheng raised his eyes, his expression was not quite right. Seeing this, Li Ji turned his head and rushed back quickly. into the ward, and then slammed the door shut!

Li Cheng was fierce outside like a gangster, and the door was slamming, and Li Ji was leaning on the door, smiling handsome and rascally with the corners of his mouth curled up, and viciously a little puzzled: "Small, you smash, When you turn around and smash the door, see if Dean Feng can't beat you to death!"

The sound outside became quieter, and Li Cheng was panting heavily like a little leopard who had nowhere to vent his anger.

The young couple embraced each other silently, looking at the two brothers as if they were insane.

After a while, Li Ji said again: "You don't have class today? Why are you here?"

"Saturday! See if you're dead!!" Li Cheng scratched the door, his voice rough and heavy.

"I'm alive and well, and I can beat you up for another 60 years, don't be shy!"

Li Cheng groaned angrily, and started scratching the door again: "Master Li Ji! Let me in!!"

Li Ji originally wanted to get angry with him again, but Ding Wan couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Are you childish?"

This sentence was heard by Li Cheng outside, and his anger turned into joy. He couldn't help being happy: "Are you naive? Ang? Li Ji, do you think you are naive??"

No man likes to be called childish by the person he likes, and Li Ji is the same.He opened the door and looked at Li Cheng, who was completely out of temper. He was suffocating to death, but he still smiled softly, and put his arm around Li Cheng's shoulder: "Brother is wrong, I'm sorry, did you hurt just now?" ?”

When Li Cheng saw that he was angry, he felt that it was worth it. He stuck out his tongue to remind him, threw his arm away, and said to Ding Wan, "Really, he is very naive! You said, he is in his 20s. I'm not as stable as I am."

Ding Wan smiled, not feeling that what he said made sense at all.Seeing that Li Cheng was going to sit on the royal seat at the head of Ding Wan's bed, Li Ji stretched out his long legs and grabbed him, sat down by himself, and the topic shifted to Baozi again, saying, "Why don't you eat it?"

Ding Wan shook his head and said, "I wanted to let your brother eat it, but it's cold now."

Li Ji was silent for a while, before he could be moved by Li Cheng Ding Wan's words, he grabbed the bun and stuffed it into his mouth, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll eat it for you!"

From Ding Wan's point of view, the two brothers of the Li family are almost inferior to each other. Both of them are childish, and they both have a dandy atmosphere, and they are quite cute...

Li Cheng didn't know whether he really liked Ding Wan or deliberately made things difficult for his brother, so he came to sit next to Ding Wan to chat with him for two consecutive days. If his brother sat on the left, he would sit on the right, and vice versa. .

Li Ji annoyed him to death: he and Ding Wan didn't have much time to be alone, and now that Li Cheng had a kick, the chances were even less.Seeing that Ding Wan was about to be discharged from the hospital, this afternoon, after school, Li Cheng rejected the invitation of his good friend, and was about to run to the hospital again.

As a result, he was stopped by Li Ji, who was smoking a cigarette as soon as he left the school gate. He didn't realize what was going on at first, thinking that the other party was here to pick him up, so he rushed over and gave Li Ji a push Got into the car.

He groaned: "If you dare to hit me, I will sue Teacher Er!"

Li Ji kicked him into the co-pilot, then sat in by himself, locked the car door firmly, and asked him: "Go home?"

"Why go home, I'm going to see Brother Maruko."

"Don't go." Li Ji shook the ashes and said, "I'm afraid I can't help but beat you up."

"Why did you beat me?"

"I see you are annoying."

"I didn't come to see you..."

"What do you want to do?" Li Ji frowned and looked at him: "Have you written all your homework? Did you pass the exam? Have you been praised by the teacher? Have you won the three-good student award?... You don't have any of these. Want to play?!"

"..." Li Cheng whispered, "You have never taken it..."

Li Ji curled his lips and said, "So now I regret that I didn't study hard at that time. In order that you won't follow in my footsteps in the future, I'd better send you home to do your homework."

"I do not!"

"Otherwise, you can call your buddy and go wherever you want, and I will reimburse you."

"I do not!"

"Don't you have a little girlfriend? Go and play with her."

"No."

"Did I smoke you?"

"..." Of course Li Cheng wouldn't say yes, in fact, he subconsciously twisted the car door handle, and then found that Li Ji had locked the car door, so he had no choice but to give up this plan.

He silently looked at Li Ji's half-smile face for a while, and said, "Then, tell me if you are gay, and I won't go to the hospital."

"No." Li Ji said, "Alright, let's go home."

"……you're lying!!"

"That's it."

"I'll tell Dad!"

"Okay, I'll take you back and tell him."

"..." Li Cheng was stunned, watched Li Ji put out his cigarette and drove forward, and asked after a long time, "You...really?"

Li Ji glanced at him and said, "That's right."

"Then you like Maruko?"

"Yes."

"..." Li Cheng asked again: "Are you chasing him?"

"Correct."

"Have you liked him for a long time?"

"Ah."

"Did you secretly take those photos?"

"No, I'm looking for a private detective."

"I saw that there is always something missing around him in that photo?"

"Well, the one on it was originally his ex-wife, and I dropped it for P."

"Digging!!" Li Cheng was so shocked that he almost jumped up: "You are so perverted!!"

Li Ji slammed on the brakes, and Li Cheng was caught off guard and slammed his forehead on the driver's platform, and remained silent for a long time.

Li Ji continued to move forward, and Li Cheng said after recovering from his aura: "I really can't see that you are still an infatuated species..."

Li Ji thought it was a compliment.At the traffic light, he rolled down the car window and looked out with a smile, just in time to see a beautiful woman stop beside him, so he grinned even more happily.

The beauty glanced at him, then rolled the window with a cold face.

Li Ji curled his lips, looked back at Li Cheng, and said, "See, this kind of woman is hypocritical."

The red light counted down and went backwards, the window of the woman's car was rolled down again, and a bottle of Coke was aimed at Li Ji across the window.Li Cheng pointed blankly, Li Ji turned his head, only heard a "poof", the Coca-Cola soda that had been shaken for an unknown amount of time burst open the bottle cap, and shot on Li Ji's breezy face.

The woman's smile trembled wildly, and when the green light came on, she left Li Ji with a laugh like a string of silver bells blowing a kiss.

Li Ji wiped his face, and said to Li Cheng: "See, I'll just call this girl hypocritical."

Li Cheng touched his face, speechless.

The two returned home in silence all the way. Before getting out of the car, Li Cheng suddenly said seriously: "Brother."

"What?"

"Have you had a crush on someone for so long, have you ever had a girlfriend against your will?"

"No, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it's just..." Li Cheng said with a tangled expression, "Did you keep your virginity for him?"