those things in heaven

Qing Si smiled and said: "Yun Mu, why don't we also find a mountain top and occupy the mountain as the king, what name should I choose to be majestic?"

I pondered for a while and said, "This is too straightforward. Why do we have to come forward directly? Didn't the Tang emperor eat Tang monk meat before? After eating the empress, she really recovered from her illness. When the time comes, tell the story. I don’t know how many countries, big and small, are there along the way in Xiniu Hezhou. Which country’s lord doesn’t want to live forever? Let’s spread the news and fan the flames. I’d like to see how many pieces of meat Xuanzang has to cut !"

When Qing Si heard this, she clapped her palms and laughed loudly: "Sure enough, it's a good idea. I'm thinking, that Xuanzang hasn't arrived at the Five Elements Mountain yet, so let's go have a breather with that monkey, and then talk to that old pig later. The two of them cooperate, not afraid that the monk will not obey!"

Sometimes Qingsi was a bit aggressive, but now she was pulling me along, and it took me a long time to arrive at the Five Elements Mountain.

Sun Wukong was still under the pressure of the mountain, and now he was bored holding a piece of dogtail grass, playing with a few small bugs, when he heard someone approaching, he immediately looked up, seeing that it was the two of us, he was a little disappointed: "What is it?" you two?"

Qing Si sneered: "You thought you were a sutra learner, but you don't have to wait long. In the next few days, the monk Xuanzang will arrive!"

Sun Wukong said: "My old grandson has been oppressed for so many years, and it's hard to get out. Why are you holding on to the topic? Speaking of which, you have been descending so frequently recently, is there something wrong with Heaven?"

I said with a smile on the side: "It is to report to the Great Sage that you have come!"

Sun Wukong lifted his spirits, and said with a smile: "Brother Yun is still kind, as for you old cow, you were born in the wrong birth!"

Qing Si curled her lips and said, "When I was born, reincarnation hadn't appeared yet!"

Sun Wukong just ignored it, he didn't believe it, so he just looked at me earnestly and asked: "What do you know, little brother Yun, my old grandson will definitely reward me when I turn around!"

I laughed and said, "I'm just saying it casually. If you don't reciprocate in return, the great sage just treats me as an outsider!"

Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "Brother Yun is too unhappy, I try to find words with my grandson, my grandson has never read any books, and this is not smart, brother Yun will forgive my grandson!"

Seeing Sun Wukong scratching his ears and cheeks over there, I didn't go around in circles, and said directly: "Great Sage, you will escort that Buddhist scriptureman all the way to learn Buddhist scriptures from now on, but you just need to put on a show on the way, and you don't need to work hard, everyone is happy!"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and asked: "What's going on here? Could it be that I'm worried about my grandson attacking the demon clan? Brother Yun, don't worry, my grandson is not such a person!"

Qing Si said on the side: "Yun Mu, you and this monkey are beating around the bush but it's useless, you'd better tell him clearly!" Therefore, he said directly: "Don't worry about the monster clan, except for those stubborn people. Yes, the others have all moved away now, you have met some wonderful people on your journey westward!" Having said this, Qing Si gloated a little.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was so curious, I followed up and said: "There is nothing to say. It is just that we made an appointment at the beginning and said that we would make a nine-nine-eight-one difficulty to show that the scriptures should not be passed on lightly. The problem is that all the monsters blocking the road are running now." It is not easy to make up for the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties. Therefore, after discussing with the Jade Emperor, the ones sent down are all boys on mounts of bodhisattvas, Buddhas and gods, just pretending to be. No one can really ask you to kill them, so you usually just pretend to be like that, so as not to be thankful when it comes to hard work!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, his grim face became gloomy: "Co-author, this is taking my grandson for a fool! Hmph, it's fine if they don't mess with my grandson, if they don't give in to me, my grandson's The Golden Cudgel is not a vegetarian either!"

Qing Si seemed to like to argue with Sun Wukong very much, so she said directly: "When the time comes, before you finish fighting, people will come to beg for others, what can you do? I'm not talking about you. You really don’t have many people. The problem is that your cultivation time is too short. The cultivation time of gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas with names and surnames is not counted according to ten thousand years, but according to yuanhui. You still delay In the next five to six hundred years, they will only be their opponents, so what else can you do?"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, and suddenly became a little gloomy: "Humph, Buddhism, if my grandson doesn't report this grudge, my grandson's name will be written upside down, just wait and see, when my grandson comes out, I have to find it for them." I can't feel comfortable enough!"

Qing Si was amused, and said with a smile: "Yun Mu and I came up with a good idea, and I'm asking you to cooperate!"

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed brightly, and he said flatly: "Just say what you want, as long as my grandson can do it, then it's fine!"

Qingsi and I smiled at our acquaintance, and said our plan in a low voice: "At the Tang Emperor's place before, Qingsi and I cheated that Xuanzang, now, the people there will think that they have eaten this Buddhist scripture Even if you can’t live forever, you can prolong your life! Ordinary people are different from us. When we practice to a certain age, it’s normal for us to live forever. Waiting for the princes and nobles to want to live forever is simply crazy, Dasheng, tell me, if this news spreads, what will the emperors and generals in the mortal world think when they see the person who learns the scriptures?"

Sun Wukong could hardly close his mouth, the way he looked at me almost didn't make me feel creepy: "Brother Yun, originally my old grandson thought you were kind, so you are also wicked, but this idea, My old grandson likes it! Hey, it’s just a piece of meat, as long as you don’t overcook it, it will grow out in a short time, right, hey, it depends on whether the monk has such a compassionate heart!” Speaking of this, Monkey King He laughed gloatingly.

Qing Si nodded, and also said with a smile: "Exactly, um, later on, you monkey head can also get some medicine for promoting muscle growth and stopping bleeding, and sell it well in front of the monk. At that time, no one can say a word about you." No, after all, you thief monkey, let alone other things, with your temper, it is only natural that you don't attack mortals, no one can blame you for not doing so!"

Sun Wukong is not a rigid person, on the contrary, his temperament, in fact, has always been afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Now he is rubbing his hands, if he is not still being suppressed, he wished he could scratch his head and jump up.

I didn’t say any more with Sun Wukong. After all, the monk Xuanzang will come soon. Before coming, there must be someone secretly protecting and monitoring. Therefore, after confirming the future behavior with Sun Wukong, we said goodbye to him. After leaving, he told him to be careful of any secret tricks from the Buddhist sect.

Leaving Wuxing Mountain, we went to Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, but when we got there, we heard that Zhu Ganglie had married into Gao Lao Village at the foot of the mountain.

Qingxi suddenly became furious: "Damn pig, Jiaping has been thinking about him for so many years, he is lucky, but he can't control his own meat, so why do you want that, anyway, he is going to become a monk soon The old cow will give him up now, so that he won't be defiled!"

I quickly persuaded: "We haven't seen him yet, if it's a misunderstanding, it's not good, and, even if he is really sorry for Jiaping, we have to ask Jiaping what he means first, Jiaping is a If you are soft-hearted, don't ask him to pretend to be pitiful to Jiaping, just to ask Jiaping to take a look at his character, and whether to beat him or kill him in the future depends on Jiaping's will!"

Qing Si thought about the same thing, gritted her teeth resentfully, and said: "It doesn't matter if it's true or not, he's just acting, as long as he makes Jiaping sad, we can't spare him!"

After a bit of planning, we planned to go to Gao Laozhuang to find out Zhu Ganglie, but just as we were about to go there, Zhu Ganglie came here in a demonic wind.When Qing Si saw it, she let out a cold snort, and slapped Zhu Ganglie out of the evil wind. Zhu Ganglie buried his head in the ground like an onion, and cursed: "Who doesn't open his eyes, dare to plan!" You, Grandpa Zhu!"

Qing Si was immediately annoyed: "Hey, no one has rushed in front of me to pretend to be a grandfather. Zhu Ganglie, you are so brave!"

Zhu Ganglie felt something was wrong when he heard it, he quickly pulled out his head, and when he saw Qing Si, his body trembled, he said with a smile, "Well, it's my old pig who doesn't have eyes, offended Uncle Qing, please invite Qing Si If you forgive me, uncle!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and slapped his own mouth twice.

Qing Si sneered and said: "Hey, how can my old cow be worthy of your uncle, you are living a good life. It has only been a few years and you have married a daughter-in-law. I am afraid that it will not be long before the children are full. Let’s run away, this is a good thing, why didn’t you post a post at the beginning, asking us to have a wedding wine and have some fun?”

Zhu Ganglie was dumbfounded immediately, and quickly said: "Oh, Uncle Qing, this, this is really wronged, my old Zhu swears to God, this matter, this matter is really a misunderstanding, my old Zhu is just making a show, That Gao Cuilan..."

"Hey, it's just a show, I'm talking about my girlfriend's name!" I also sneered.

Zhu Ganglie was about to cry: "Oh, Yun Mu, you can't trust me, Lao Zhu. I have always been single-minded towards Jiaping, Lao Zhu, and I have never had the slightest disagreement. Then Miss Gao is still perfect. If you want to help her, you have nothing to do with her, with her!"

"It's still a real relationship!" Qingsi looked at Zhu Ganglie up and down, and sure enough, he seemed to have not lost his Yuanyang, and his expression eased a little, but his face was still ashen, and he scolded, "You think so beautifully, In heaven and earth, who doesn't know the origin of you, a plague pig, there are many people who know about Jiaping and you, and now you are married in the world, no matter what, Jiaping has become a joke!"

Zhu Ganglie hurriedly explained: "Uncle Qing, this matter is really not what you imagined. I, Lao Zhu, am just making a show. Listen to me carefully. Don't really make Jiaping annoy me. Then I will Old Zhu really can't live!"