On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

The 1-minute commercial ended quickly, the q-version commercial ended, and the guests reappeared in front of the audience.

The blue waves in the swimming pool were rippling, and the conservative sportswear on the guests disappeared, replaced by cool swimming equipment.Although the guests were wearing coats, imaginative fans had already made up many unspeakable pictures in their minds.

"...So will you really go into the water later?"

Going into the water means that the male gods have to take off their coats, and it also means... hehe.

On the screen, captain Lin Jiayan finished his lines. In the sound effect of fifty cents, the big devil Sun Liu appeared under the golden light added in the later stage. The 1.9-meter tall man stood aside, giving him a sense of presence.

The audience stared at the screen intently, for fear of missing the long-awaited excitement.At this moment, Lancey raised her hand and asked, "Are you going to compete with him in swimming?"

Outside the screen, everyone couldn't help shaking their heads and laughing: "Silly boy, of course not. Are you afraid that you won't lose fast enough to compete with the Olympic champion?"

However, before they finished laughing, the person who raised his hand... suddenly took off his coat, revealing his bare chest.

"I'm going! What did I see!"

"This benefit is really unexpected..."

"It has been screenshotted and is ready to be hung by the bed."

Probably never seen Lanxi take off her clothes at the slightest disagreement. In the next minute, it seemed that some strange buff had been activated, and no one paid attention to what the other guests said.

After regaining consciousness, Zhou Qi also took off his coat, and was doing warm-up activities with He Nian.

"Watt? What happened when I just licked the screen?"

"It seems that the one named He Nian came out and said that he wanted to help Sun Liu and Lan Xibi. Lan Xi was a little hesitant, so Zhou Qi said that he would help Lan Xi swim."

"Oh...not interested. By the way, where are Zhou Qi's fans?"

Of course, Zhou Qi's fans will not let go of this good opportunity. Although they were choked by Zhou Qi's straightforwardness once before, this does not affect their worship of their own idols with the potential to become gods, and they popped up like bamboo shoots after the rain. :

"Look, someone got into trouble and asked my Qibao to wipe his ass."

"Compared to some white-caught chicken, my Qibao's figure is really good."

"Qi Bao pushes for life."

Having seen the fighting power of Lanxi fans, they wisely replaced Lanxi's name with "someone" this time.Zhou Qi's fans jumped up and down a lot, but they didn't know that they became a joke in the eyes of others and a tool to pass the garbage time of the show.

"To be fair, I hated Qi fans at first, but after watching this show and watching them again, I suddenly felt a little distressed. After all, life is not easy for the mentally retarded."

"Is there anyone like me? Looking at Qi Fan's speech, I feel embarrassed and cancer."

Scrolling through the comments on Weibo, on TV, the horn of the competition between Zhou Qi and He Nian has already sounded, but due to the consideration of the program time, a lot of content was cut in the later stage, and the acceleration plug-in was used. During the competition, the screen cuts to Baili's side.

Actor Bai was wearing a coat, standing on one side of the swimming pool, staring at the other side, as if seeing something extraordinary.

After catching the audience's appetite, the camera finally followed the direction of Baili's gaze and moved not far away.

"I rely on."

"When did Lanxi and Sun Liu get together? Haha, I feel sorry for Bai Yingdi, are you jealous?"

Youcai found a wonderful angle in the later period, and surrounded Lanxi, Sun Liu and Baili together, but separated Baili with a cartoon fence, beside Lanxi and Sun Liu, cherry blossoms were falling, On Baili's side, there were dark clouds.

"Come out later, I promise to kill you and give you fifty cents."

At this time, the two people competing in the swimming pool reached the finish line one after another. When He Nian looked up, he saw his idol and was instantly stunned.

"Hahahahaha I feel sorry for He Nian."

Originally, the audience didn't like He Nian, the guy who ran out halfway, but at this moment... Seeing He Nian's expression, many people still laughed unkindly.

Brother, your face must be hurting, right?

As for Zhou Qi? ... Who has the spare time to care about him!

Just when the audience was amused by He Nian, Lanxi and Sun Liu were already standing on the starting platform. Lanxi was not short, but standing next to Sun Liu, she looked extremely small.

"Is it really a comparison?"

At the moment when the audience muttered, a command sounded, and the two jumped into the water together.

Then... Then the audience saw an unforgettable scene in this life.

"...Is my TV broken?"

"Hehe, it must be that the little brother is making trouble again in the later stage?"

"Help, I asked my mother to slap me, but she really slapped me and cried. So, I saw that Lanxi was as fast as Sun Liuyou, isn't it just a dream?"

At the same time, the audience tacitly picked up their mobile phones and clicked on the Weibo of the Swimming Association.

Hua Guo Swimming Association v: Oh, I know what you want to ask, the head coach didn't faint, he was called to a meeting by the leader, and he was discussing how to get Lancey into the team.

"Please don't!"

"The male god belongs to everyone. Believe me, if Xiaoxi really quit the circle, believe it or not, I will burn paper at the gate of the Swimming Association?"

The attention was attracted by the Weibo of the Swimming Association, and Brother Ben changed the rules to compete for bananas in the water. in the great struggle.

Wei Wei, the official of the Swimming Association, couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to ask for help from Aitlanxi. Fans saw it and opened up a second battlefield.

At this time, Lan Xi was resting on Xuan Mo's lap, watching the show leisurely.

Opened Weibo and swiped it casually, and was immediately shocked by the rush of news reminders. After understanding the whole story, Lanxi was moved and funny, and immediately posted Weibo to promise that she would not leave, so that the fans felt at ease down.

Xuan Mo glanced at the smiling little mermaid in his arms, feeling a burst of dissatisfaction in his heart: He is sitting here like a living person, isn't it more important than fans he has never met?

On the screen, another advertisement ended, and the final part of tearing up the brand name came.

The guests were coaxed onto the plane, and after listening to the staff's introduction, Bai Li took the phone, and Xuan Mo's voice came out: "Hello, warriors."

Lan Xi raised her head with a proud face: "I knew it was you as soon as I heard it."

Xuan Mo's brows moved slightly, and the sour smell around him lessened a little.

On the other side, the audience's discussion about the dragon is in full swing:

"Does anyone know who the magic dragon is?"

"This voice sounds good!"

"Wait, did anyone notice the expression on King Bai's face! He's an acquaintance!"

The helicopter flew away, and there were only eight unarmed guests left on the huge deserted island. When the wind blew, it revealed a bit of desolation.At this time, Lan Xi and Bai Li left the group first, and the camera zoomed in. Zhou Qi's face with tears in his eyes suddenly occupied the entire TV screen.

"...Did Zhou Qi get caught by Erkang?"

One sentence resolved all the disputes of KO, plus the end of the group and everything on camera, they went to Lanxi's side.

The upward mountain road was winding and difficult, and Bai Li walked slowly forward with the crutch that Lan Xi handed over. Suddenly, his foot slipped, and he was supported by the quick-eyed and quick-handed uncle beside him.

The two looked at each other, smiled tacitly, and continued to trek.

"So sweet, so sweet."

"...Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

"Master's uncle's pampering series, please give me a dozen of such uncles!"

On the screen, the scene of the two walking together was added with a warm bgm in the later stage. Xuan Mo snorted coldly, stretched out his hand and pulled Lan Xi, and bit the little mermaid's neck without saying a word.

"Hey……"

The light bites turned into licks and kisses, and the jealous Tao Tie was unhappy: "I don't like Bai Li."

Lan Xi suppressed the sigh that would overflow her lips accidentally, and asked deliberately: "Why?"

"He flopped!"

Xiaobai squatting aside: "..."

The show was still going on, Song Lu fell and sprained her foot, suddenly appeared Zhou Qi, Chu Qiu and others discussed the next plan to deceive people, Chu Qiu and Tang Lan left, and they were hidden after a short walk. Luo Yu and Lin Jiayan, who were on the side, ambushed and lost their famous badges.

At the same time, Lan Xi also met Song Lu, picked him up, and walked towards the place where the other two teams were facing each other. The pace was so fast that it was dizzying.

"Routines, all routines!"

"To tell you the truth, although I and Zhou Qi are two-faced and three-faced, but... this episode is really exciting."

"Ah, Xiaoxi, be careful about Song Lu, don't fall into the trap."

Under the influence of Song Lu, Lan Xi and Bai Li inevitably met Zhou Qi and others. Immediately afterwards, the rabbit rose and the falcon fell, and Bai Li was torn off by Zhou Qi, and Zhou Qi was subdued by Lin Jiayan and Tang Lan together.

Lanxi tore up Song Lu who was attacking her, but she couldn't get back the fact that Bai Li was out.

Bai Li lay on the ground, looking at his uncle with a look of relief.

"Okay... abusive..."

"Zhou Qi is so annoying, is the Bailianhua's crappy design a scheming thing?"

"I hate Zhou Qi 1, who will do anything to endorse her."

Amidst the complaints from the audience, the show entered the final stage.

The magic dragon condescended: "Warriors, make me happy, and I will return the princess to you."

After some discussion, the three warriors in the audience gave their answers one after another.

"Am I the only one who thinks that Xiaoxi's answer is very subtle... This seems to be a confession."

"I saw the dragon's ears turned red."

"President Zhuo has already appeared on the screen before, plus the endorsement contract that popped up this time, can you really not guess that the magic dragon = Mr. Zhuo?"

"Fuck! Really fake?"

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that it really makes sense... Otherwise, how to explain the good program, and a mysterious and unpredictable dragon suddenly appeared?

Unexpectedly, the magic dragon expressed dissatisfaction with Lan Xi's almost confession answer. After punishing the princess, he started a new round of questioning.

"...? Is this dragon stupid?"

However, before fans expressed their dissatisfaction on Weibo, the princess' speech slapped her in the face.

The magic dragon stood up and announced that the self-improvement princess became the final winner and the new spokesperson of Rose Maruko.

"The blue and white cp has already been brought by the dog."

"Lan x Sun CP is already on dog belt."

"The Empress Zhenggong is online."

Then connect this paragraph before and after thinking about it, many viewers said: Oh!It seems that you can taste the taste of dog food without buying it!

Come, come, let's eat together.

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At the end of "Brother Ben", Master Molong declared his orthodox status without any effort, and he has gained a lot with him, as well as the program group of "Brother Ben" and Orange TV where "Brother Ben" is located.

The next day, when the ratings statistics were over, the audience rubbed their eyes and stared at the data after "Brother Ben": "The ratings... 7?"

These days, more than 3 will open champagne, more than 5 bonuses, more than 7?

"Director? Director! Wake up, wake up!"

The director's office of Orange TV was full of people. On the other side, Lan Xi received a call from Director Yang.

"Hey, Xiaoxi, do you know any master who is more effective in divination? Can you ask him to make a divination and test the box office results of "The Prosperous Age"?"

Lancy was speechless for a moment: "No."

Director Yang, did you forget that you are also a monster?

After comforting Director Yang, Lan Xi hung up the phone and looked up at the blue sky outside the window.

As if he was affected, he felt a little nervous: the success or failure of "The Prosperous Age" will be revealed soon!