On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

"Of course it's the number one!" Bai Li has a kind of confidence in his miraculous uncle, "However, even if it's swimming, this program will definitely bring out a lot of things to watch. To be honest, we are making money so smoothly now, let I'm a little... not well."

On the temporary stage, Tang Lan seemed to be inspired like never before. Instead of being boring in previous shows, the stand-up comedy turned into a talk show, which amused the audience.Zhou Qi was robbed by Bai Li for a while, and he stood beside him wearily.

The film crew hid in the shade of the trees, dutifully filmed everything, and accumulated enough material for later editing.

Everything seems to be calm.

"No way?" Lancey looked at the tips in the box, "Aren't these... not enough?"

Bai Li rubbed his chin, hesitant, "I'm just afraid that the program crew will have some tricks."

There were more and more people on the street, and the news of the recording of the program spread. Many people deliberately rushed over from all directions of the city, enclosing the street tightly. The surrounding traffic police rushed over to help S University maintain security.

Lan Xi felt that what Bo Li said made sense.Their previous filming was indeed too smooth. Whether it was choosing a location or rubbing against the director's audio, the other party did not stop them. If the show was really filmed like this, wouldn't it be a hit?

It was afternoon at this time, and the sun above his head was sparing no effort to radiate heat. Lan Xi thought for a while, exchanged glances with Bai Li, took the apple from the old aunt, and walked to the director's side.

The cameraman's eyes lit up and he quickly followed.

The bearded director took the apple, wiped it clean and took a bite, "Hidden conditions? There are no conditions... Whichever team gets the most profit will win."

Being soft-spoken by others, although he couldn't directly tell Lan Xi the real match point of this link, he still couldn't hold back and added the second half of the sentence.

profit!

Lancey's eyes froze, and she finally realized what her team had overlooked—the point was not how much money they made, but... which team made more money!

There are fewer restrictions on the program group, which means that the contestants have more choices, and doing different businesses will naturally make different profits!

"Then, can you tell me how much money the other team has earned so far?" Lan Xi took out another apple from his pocket and handed it over.

The director couldn't laugh or cry, and felt helpless for Lanxi in front of him. He had been on the show for so long, and it was the first time he saw a guest who bribed the staff so openly... What was even more frightening was that when the other party looked over with clear eyes, he didn't even know what to do. Can't refuse!

"I won't tell you, they earned [-] yuan." The director looked up casually.

Lancey froze for two seconds, then replied calmly, "Oh, I didn't hear anything either."

Hearing this conversation, the camera man next to him couldn't help but lower his head and grin, and almost dropped the machine on his shoulder.

Lan Xi walked back to Bai Li with steady steps, with a heavy expression on her face.

Bai Li frowned, "What's wrong?"

"They made fifty thousand."

Bai Li immediately knelt down and counted the change collected by his team, "Five thousand?" Bai Li's expression was a bit disbelieving, they had been busy for a long time, and the total was only five thousand?

How did the other team get [-]?

"It should be in another way." Lancey thought, "It's definitely not simply selling things."

"I'm going to inquire about it," Bai Li clapped his hands and handed over the funds to Lancey. Xiong Jiu strode towards the director in high spirits. A few minutes later, he came back with a worried expression on his face. "They are auctioning autographs, 100 yuan each. A wealthy fan bought [-] postcards for them to sign."

Tang Lan also noticed the movement of the two of them at this time, reluctantly handed over the stage to Zhou Qi, leaned over, and just heard Bai Li's words, couldn't help frowning, "Otherwise, we will also sign?"

As if his self-esteem was frustrated by Bai Li's words, Tang Lan stepped down, Zhou Qi gritted his teeth, went up and danced a street dance, which heated up the atmosphere-as an actor, who doesn't have a few tricks that can be used on the stage to deal with it?

"It's too late, we have to find another way." Bai Li said flatly, the filming time ended at [-]:[-] pm, and now it's [-]:[-], three hours is definitely not enough.

As expected, the opposing team was an experienced veteran driver, and before they had a direct confrontation, they had already missed a move.

It's too ugly to lose like this. The faces of the three of them showed a bit of dignity. Tang Lan sighed, "If we have something on us, let's have an auction or something..."

auction?

Lan Xi and Bai Li looked at each other, and a flash of inspiration flashed.

It's not that the bearded director didn't see the guests whispering together. While gesturing for the camera to follow up, he communicated with the director of the other team, "How are you guys doing?"

The colleague's tone was somewhat smug, "[-], what do you think?"

Heh, it's all shaken up?

"What about you? Still the same?"

The bearded man was about to find something to say to shave the opponent's arrogance, but he was choked on the spot by a word from his colleague.

"Director, there seems to be something wrong!" the assistant reminded.

The bearded man hung up the phone angrily, and took a closer look. Actor Bai stood on the stage at some point, holding a microphone, smiling all over his face, "In order to give back to our new and old customers, we will add an auction next."

auction?The audience erupted.

"Come on, the first item is Mr. Tang's kiss." Mr. Tang naturally pointed to Tang Lan. At this moment, he was standing beside Bai Li and winked at the audience deliberately.

The audience in the audience was very sincere, howling to kiss Lanxi, if Lanxi couldn't do it, Baili could do it, if it really couldn't, the little fresh meat Zhou Qi didn't dislike him either, what is Uncle Tang?

Tang Lan covered his face pretending to be aggrieved, and Bai Li coughed and made a relief: "Everyone, Xiaoxi and I... are inconvenient."

There was a burst of laughter below, and they understood this "inconvenience".

In the end, Mr. Tang's kiss turned into a hug, which was bought by an aunt for 1000 yuan.After being hugged, the aunt was very excited, "Our whole family likes your TV series very much!"

Mr. Tang was also a little excited, so he came to buy one get two free.

Tang Lan made a good start, and then auctioned off a song by Lan Xi, Zhou Qi's dance, and Bai Li's own recording. The total was [-], which was far from the opponent's [-]. .

Bai Li gritted his teeth, and raised the microphone, "The last one, we choose one of the four, and auction a chance to have a meal together after the recording is over - we treat you."

A chance to dine with a male god?

The eyes of the mixed fans in the crowd of onlookers lit up, and they all calculated their prices in their hearts.

"The price starts at [-], everyone can start now."

"One thousand!" A white-collar beauty in the crowd shouted directly. Not far from this street is the high-tech zone of City S. It is not surprising that some working parties got the news and came to watch.

"Twenty thousand!" The girl who called out the price smiled and inadvertently revealed the Patek Philippe on her wrist.

After being called out for 2, the others stopped silently. Although Bai Li felt a little regretful, he could only dutifully remind him, "One time for [-], two times for [-]—"

"20!" A clear female voice came from behind the crowd, and the crowd unconsciously moved out of the way. Zhuo Mingchen, dressed in Armani, stepped forward with high-heeled shoes, full of aura.

Lan Xi was stunned, with a smile on her face: "Sister!"

Zhuo Mingchen walked up to the stage and smiled slightly, "20 is here to stay. I will take Xiaoxi to eat, and there is another 1000 million, which are extracurricular books donated by Huanyu to children in mountainous areas. In addition to books, we are going to use this money for They add equipment like computers and cameras.”

The bearded director was stunned by this sudden stubble, and his professional acuity made him immediately alert, and ordered each camera to focus on shooting, without missing a word.

"You said, this 20..." Even Bai Li was shocked to the spot by the domineering president's presence.

"Yes," Zhuo Mingchen turned his head, "Xiaoxi, don't say anything when you come to S city, grandpa misses you."

So... spend 20 to buy a reunion?

This time even the bearded director couldn't help swallowing.

Zhuo Mingchen came and went quickly, leaving Lanxi a message of "contact after filming", and hurriedly drove away in her eye-catching big red Ferrari.

Tang Lan was dizzy for a few seconds, watching Bai Li take the check from Mr. Secretary, and stammeringly asked, "This, is this the end for us?"

"Otherwise? We will win!"

Bai Li endured and endured, finally couldn't help it, turned around and gave Lan Xi a bear hug, "Who was that just now, so, so handsome!"

Lan Xi thought for a while, and introduced intimately: "The Taoist priest of Xuandu is the husband of the elder sister."

Bai Li paused, his eyes widened.

... Teacher, teacher's aunt?

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After the filming, Lan Xi went straight to Zhuo's house for dinner without mentioning it, and chatted with Song Luo on the phone. The next day, when the busy Lan Xi rushed to the recording scene, everyone looked at him with Kind of weird.

"What's wrong?" Lancey didn't know, so he turned his head and glanced at Zhou Qi, who quickly lowered his head.

Bai Li slowly handed him the mobile phone, "The 20 yuan is messed with, by the way, your eldest sister is on the hot search."

"Oh." Lan Xi nodded, looked at it casually, and then returned the phone, as if the last hot search was not something to be surprised about.

This casual attitude almost made Zhou Qi on the side grit his teeth.

Bai Li didn't take him to play, Tang Han didn't want to see him when he was a virus, and Lan Xi ignored him even more. If things go on like this, what can I talk about after this show airs?

Just as Zhou Qi was thinking about how to deal with it, the recording of the second part of the program started.

After announcing the results of the previous round, Lin Jiayan invited a special guest for this event, Sun Liu, the champion of this year's Olympic Swimming Grand Slam.

"Next, I want to ask you a question. Can you swim? My wife and mother fell into the sea together. Who do you save first?"

Lan Xi silently thought about Xuan Mo and her mother and concubine.

Lin Jiayan continued, "Of course, those are not important. Today's focus is on how to defeat the Great Demon King Sun Liu in the water and take back the goddess from him."

In the distance, Zheng quietly waved at them.

"Are you going to compete with him in swimming?" Lancey asked, raising her hand.

The people around laughed together, competing with the Olympic champion, is this game still playable?

Lin Jiayan held back a smile, "Well, you can try."

Lan Xi turned her head and silently looked at Sun Liu, who was a little embarrassed.

"You, hello, our swimming team likes your songs very much..." Sun Liu touched his head and said shyly, especially one song, he swam very fast after listening to this song.

Lancey smiled lightly, took off her jacket, revealing her bare chest and swimming trunks, "Come on."