On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

When she heard the result, Lancy had just come out of the backstage and sat in her seat.

The award presenters were also a little overwhelmed. After a while, the two teased and copied the atmosphere. They sold enough and opened the notarized letter with the final result. They thought it was a final result, but unexpectedly they changed their names inexplicably.

I originally planned to add flowers to the scene, but I didn't expect that the flowers didn't add up, and it caused embarrassment for no reason.With a cough, he insisted on reading:

"This year's Best Newcomer Award is—"

The lens of the camera competently focused on Lancey, and Luo Zhizhou, who was sitting in the back row of Lancey, clenched his fists nervously.

"Luo Zhizhou!"

The smile on Luo Zhizhou's face became real, he stood up, buttoned his suit, and hugged the friends around him.

"What's the matter, isn't Lanxi the number one vote?"

"Yeah, did I make a mistake..."

"This is too..."

Lancey blinked, the sound in his ears and everything in front of him made him fall into a wonderful and absurd world.

The noise in the audience was getting louder and louder, no one took the lead, and everyone seemed to have forgotten about it.Obviously, the winners were immersed in the joy of winning, and after celebrating with their friends, they stepped onto the stage with their chests raised.

Accepting the trophy from the embarrassed guest, he smiled and said, "I'm very happy to receive this award. First of all, I would like to thank the organizing committee for the recognition, my agent and the company..."

Although other people were speaking on the field, the camera lens was always facing Lancey, as if as long as he showed some negative emotions, the lens would faithfully zoom in on the big screen.

Zhao Xiaotao was furious on the sidelines, not sure if she was angry at the organizing committee's shamelessness, or worried that Lancey would lose control.

... Of course Lancey was also very upset.

He opened his eyes and silently recalled where he was too weak, making others think he was easy to bully.

He was so annoyed by the camera that he didn't want to talk, he took advantage of the time to change his posture, and with a movement of consciousness, the camera clicked and cracked inside, and the lens fell on the guest seat unexpectedly, causing a burst of suppressed exclamations.

That's right.

Luo Zhizhou on the stage was still talking, and Lan Xi really didn't want to see this person, so he raised his head and looked for Xuan Mo's figure without any trace.

—— Xuan Mo is not here.Even Zhao Xiaotao didn't know where he went.

"Being able to win this award, I would also like to thank my opponent for his humility. He is very good, and I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate next time..."

Sure enough, all eyes were cast on him again, Lanxi was helpless.Originally, he didn't mean to trouble the other party, but why did he come to step on him?

Could it be that he is so handsome that other people think he is harmless?

Just when Lancey was about to teach this guy a little lesson, a black shadow suddenly appeared from far and near under the lights of the stage. In the darkness, the sound of flapping wings could be clearly heard.

"What?" The people around exclaimed.

Soon, they knew the origin of this thing - crows descended from the dome of the award ceremony site with arrogance, and the strongest one was almost half a person tall, scanning the whole place with piercing eyes. At the venue, when they saw Luo Zhizhou on the stage, there was a slight grunt in their throat, as if they were laughing.

... This crow looks a little familiar.

Before Lancey could ascertain whether the leading crow was the one he knew, the Crow King waved his strong wings and threw himself at Luo Zhizhou's face with sharp eyes.

"what!"

The latter subconsciously covered his head and squatted on the ground in embarrassment.

"Quack." Crow King's cry seemed to be mocking, but as expected, the next second, he flapped his wings and pressed on the opponent's head. The golden fragrant coke trophy that he was wearing also fell to the ground, bounced twice and rolled into the distance.

The award-presenting guests on the stage had already hidden behind the curtain, and the crow had no intention of embarrassing them. After panicking, they actually just watched the wonderful scene on the stage with such a big stab.

"Quack, quack, quack, quack." The little crows formed a circle in a neat formation, and when they heard the big crow shout, they also obediently quacked.

Others might not understand what they said, but Lancey did—

"Bad man, dare to bully Madam. Beat you!"

"Beat you!" The little crows echoed in unison.

If it was said that she was still a little unhappy when she found out that she didn't win the award, now after this scene happened, Lan Xi could only laugh and cry in her heart.

He didn't need to identify it, he knew that the big crow in the lead was the immortal crow that he met at the banquet not long ago.As for the other party who only met him once, why he rushed over to rescue the scene in time, of course it was not for his sake.

Funny and moved, Lan Xi looked for Xuan Mo in the venue.

Backstage.

"Zhuo, Mr. Zhuo..." Zhao Xiaotao stared dumbfounded at Xuan Mo sitting in front of the computer at the backstage of the party, concentrating on operating something.The little programmer brother had a bitter face, but he hesitated to say something when he wanted to say something.

There is no way, as a dead house, just seeing a man approaching with a blank face and aggression, he, he will have calf cramps in fright. At this time, let alone let him get out of the way, even if he pretends to be dead, it is okay.

"Come here." Xuanmo quickly typed a few sets of codes, and after running, the data stream slid down like a waterfall. Zhao Xiaotao was dazzled by it. After a few seconds, the result appeared on the screen——

"what is this?"

"Voting records."

Looking carefully, sure enough, within 1 minute before the voting ended, Luo Zhizhou's votes skyrocketed as if he had eaten auxin, and then followed the voting ip to check the past, excluding the influence of agents, and the final result was only one.

"The address where the ticket is swiped!" Zhao Xiaotao suddenly realized. After understanding, the admiration in his heart was like a torrent of water. Throw the opponent's face in the face!

Xuan Mo stood up, pointed at the screen: "I leave it to you."

"Oh, good." Zhao Xiaotao still had a sense of the absurdity of walking in a dream.

Silently watching Xuan Mo's back disappear in front of his eyes, the programmer brother leaned forward with a shy face, "Well, brother, what is the background of that great god just now? Emperor Huada, or a foreign Ivy League school?"

"Can you tell me his name? At this level, he is definitely not an unknown person."

Zhao Xiaotao thought carefully: "Help me put the results on the big screen, and pack a copy for me, and I'll tell you."

The programmer brother had a bitter face when he heard this: "No way, I haven't received my salary yet."

In fact, in order to support this party, this little brother also took over a part-time job from a well-known domestic company.

Zhao Xiaotao pretended to back up by himself, but the programmer brother stopped him: "Okay, okay, I'll help you, give me the Penguin."

Watching the little brother finish everything, Zhao Xiaotao whistled happily: "Listen, I'll just say this once, the master is studying at No. [-] High School in S City."

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In fact, some seemingly unsolvable problems can be solved with rhetorical techniques of praise and unrestrained imagination. by: Crow Daxian

The party was ruined by a flock of crows, which no one expected.

The crows flew away as if they were coming, Luo Zhizhou covered his face, and it took him a while to get up by himself. Before he could pick up the trophy, he was helped down by the team of agents who rushed up.

Naturally, the next project could not be carried out. After Zhou Ruoli praised "this crow is really spiritual", Shi Shi ran away with his skirt in his arms, leaving a group of guests with ellipsis in their hearts.

Does Tianhou mean to hint at the shady scene?Or is it "the world is as black as crows"?

Seeing that the queen was not willing to win the award for best female singer, others naturally felt that there was no point in waiting, so a group of people left the stage by themselves, while the other group stared at the "shady scene" that suddenly appeared on the big screen in a daze.

The organizing committee is going crazy.

They haven't forgotten that the show is still live!

Just as they frantically stopped the live broadcast, there was already a blast on Weibo.When the PR of Golden Banana rushed to the battlefield, they found sadly that no one cares about the shady scenes of the party, and everyone's attention has been shifted to the army of crows who smashed the venue——

"My crow king is so handsome, looking at this look, I am ashamed of all sentient beings!"

"Unexpectedly, my husband turned into a crow."

"Does anyone think the little crows are cute, cute, cute!"

The public had a headache and tried to bring the focus back to the Golden Banana award, but was met with inhumane ridicule by the crowd: "Gods only pay attention to those idiots. If you don't make a date, we won't make a date."

---

Lao Zhang, who runs the wonton shop, has been staring at the two men not far away for a long time.

It was getting late, but the two of them had no intention of leaving.As soon as the wind from the moat blew, Lao Zhang shivered and prepared to pack up the shop and go home.

"It's late at night, I don't know what I'm doing." He was busy with his hands, muttering in his heart, and when he raised his head again, his eyes widened uncontrollably——

Those two men, they kissed!

Hastily lowering his head, Lao Zhang clicked his tongue: "This young man, it's big at night... There are still two men, and they are not afraid of the cold..."

After packing up his things and raising his head again, the old man froze in place.

What about people?Why did those two people disappear just now?

Rubbing his eyes, the winter chill rushed up all the way up his spine, the hairs on his body stood up, and there was a buzzing sound in his head, it was obviously cold to freezing temperature, but there was a dense layer of sweat on Lao Zhang's forehead .

Damn it!

Lanxi rode on the body of Taotie who had turned into a prototype, and the barrier propped up by the latter separated the cold wind, and propped up a two-person world for the two of them.

"Are you in a better mood?" Xuan Mo's voice sounded in Lanxi's ear.

Lanxi touched the other party's scales curiously. The last time they flew together, they didn't dare to be presumptuous even if they were curious. This time, he was much more casual.

"Roar--"

Taotie rolled over in the air uncomfortably, "Don't touch there, it's itchy."

Lan Xi said awkwardly, "Oh." He answered Xuan Mo's question, "It's not that he's unhappy, but he's just a little bit regretful. It's too late to say the thank you words he prepared."

Taotie took a deep breath: "Let's talk now."

"I want to quit the circle."