On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

When Xuan Mo saw Lan Xi the next day, he found that the other party was looking at him angrily, as if saying: Ben Yu is very upset with you, why don't you come here and confess?

After holding the newspaper in his hand, Xuan Mo sat down beside Lan Xi with a funny face, and asked, "Unhappy?"

Isn't it just unhappy?

It's just that when the other party asks, is he going to answer?Lanxi snorted coldly in her heart, turned her head, and used a fork to split the yolk of the tea egg, then stuffed it into her mouth and chewed hard...

It's like eating the gluttonous meat in front of you.

Xuan Mo remained calm, didn't say any more, but handed over the egg he had peeled.

Lancey: "..."

If the other party continues to ask, or changes the subject, it's all right, he can still maintain a state of groaning, but how can he take this move?

There was only silence at the table.Finally, after swallowing the last sip of milk, Lanxi finally couldn't bear it anymore, stopped Taotie who was about to get up, and said coldly: "Stop!"

Xuan Mo obediently stopped.

"sit down!"

Xuan Mo sat down obediently.

Veins twitched on Lanxie's forehead, and she took a deep breath: "Come on, let's have a fight." Originally, Lanxi wanted to talk about fighting, but after comparing the combat effectiveness of the two sides, Lanxi silently replaced it with fighting.

"I can agree to other requests, but not this one." Xuan Mo shook his head solemnly.

"why?"

"How many men in ancient and modern times lost their wives because of quarrels?" After reading a lot, some truths are naturally understood.

"Who is your wife!"

"Whoever doesn't admit it is the one."

Lancey: "..."

Seeing that his topic was about to be misled by the guy in front of him, Lanxi snorted coldly, and cut to the point: "Tell me, have you fallen in love with someone else?"

A shot was shot in the knee, and a crack appeared on Xuan Mo's paralyzed face: "What gave you such an illusion?"

"Otherwise you closed the door last night..."

"Oh." Xuan Mo interrupted him without changing his face, "I'm doing scientific research."

"?"

Xuan Mo pulled Lan Xi in front of him, with a deep meaning in his words: "The wisdom of human beings should not be underestimated. There are a few new poses. Let's try them tonight."

"……roll."

Xuan Mo touched the place where he was beaten, and said softly, "This is a secret, and you will know it when the time is right."

Although he has made it clear that he is not interested in Xuanmo's secrets, in fact, many speculations have popped up in Lanxi's mind, his head is in a mess, and he can't even concentrate in class.

It wasn't until Zhao Xiaotao found him that Lan Xi came back to his senses.

"Xiaoxi, here is a vote for the Golden Banana Music Award, which needs the support of fans. Hurry up and solicit votes on Weibo, the end of this weekend!"

Lancey; "Golden Banana?"

He didn't seem to have heard of the award.

Zhao Xiaotao is accustomed to the "ignorance" of her artists, and explained calmly: "It is a well-known award in the music industry. You have been nominated for the best newcomer and best single. The winner of this award is chosen by fans. Come out, so the attention is not bad."

This is also the reason why Zhao Xiaotao asked Lanxi to canvass for votes.

"Oh." Logging on to the Weibo account and password given by Zhao Xiaotao, Lan Xi knew for the first time that she also had a Weibo-authenticated account.

The nickname is Lanxi, and the word "singer" is simply written in the introduction. Although it is concise, it fits Lanxi's aesthetics.After reading the introduction, Lan Xi's eyes moved down and stopped at the number of fans——

……500.

Dazed for a moment, then rubbing his eyes, Lancey finally confirmed that the number was really 500 million, not... [-].

Zhao Xiaotao thought that he felt that the number of fans was small, so he quickly explained: "I have been managing this account all the time, and I haven't posted much, so the number of fans is a little less. When you post one later, Boss Aite will ask him to forward it, and the number is very fast. Just followed."

Lancey: "..."

Not much at all, okay?This is the first time he has an intuitive understanding of his popularity.

Now that he took over the Weibo account and promised to promote it, Lan Xi thought about it, clicked against the blue sky outside the window, then added a line of words, and sent it out——

Lanxi v: The weather is fine today, there is a vote, please support it. 【Link】

"It's ready."

Zhao Xiaotao quickly posted on her Weibo.After reading Lanxi's new post, his face has turned into embarrassment, he raised his head and said weakly: "You should let me see it before posting..."

Lancey blinked, looked down twice, and found nothing wrong.

"Other celebrities post Weibo after thinking and thinking. Posting pictures is only done with a set of filters and retouching. You... just casually post a blue sky and write a few words. This attitude is too perfunctory, you know !"

Zhao Xiaotao became more and more enthusiastic: "Also, can you be more tactful when canvassing votes, and don't be so blunt!"

Next time, next time he must edit the text, fix the picture, and send it to Lancey!I'm so mad baby!

Hearing this, Lanxi showed a bit of grievance on her face, and raised her mobile phone: "But, they are all praising me!"

Zhao Xiaotao quickly clicked on Lanxi Weibo.The number of comments has soared to [-] in a short period of time, and the top comment also has [-] likes. He looked intently——

"The male god is so straightforward, honest and cute, I love you to death."

"My husband has a unique style of painting. Hey, what can I do to make me like it?"

"Is it Xiaoxi himself? If so, keep posting! Don't stop!"

Zhao Xiaotao: "..." I felt like I was hit by an arrow and suffered ten thousand points of damage, and my heart was so tired.

Does this world really look at faces?

Just when Zhao Xiaotao was depressed, Lanxi had already played on her own Weibo, clicked on the watch list, there were only a few of them, Qingxi, Zhou Ruoli who had worked with him before, and the hosts of Orange TV...

Lan Xi thought for a while, found Mo Shu's Weibo account, and followed her.

After flipping through it, he unexpectedly saw sister Mingchen's Weibo.There is also a yellow v certification on Weibo, and the content of the certification reads: President of Huanyu.

Without thinking about it, Lancey clicked on it.

...It would be great if Xuan Mo also had Weibo, Lan Xi thought.After swiping for a while, feeling bored, he closed Weibo and prepared to go home.

When he got home, Xuan Mo, the family cook, had already prepared a meal, waiting for him to go home.I don't know if it was because of the "quarrel" in the morning that the supper tonight seemed extraordinarily rich.

After the meal, it is naturally the hard time to do homework.It's just that Lanxi, who is immersed in the sea of ​​knowledge on the high school, doesn't know that today's Weibo exploded because of him.

It happened after he paid attention to Sister Zhuo.

He didn't have many followers, so the sudden addition of two people was very obvious——

Mo Shu, it can be understood that Lan Xi has also read his books.The fans of the book were a little shocked by this matter, but because the circle was not big and the influence was limited, it did not attract any huge attention.

But the other one has a different meaning——

Zhuo Mingchen, the current helm of the Zhuo family, is also the older sister of Lanxi's rumored boyfriend.

Although the relationship between the two was exposed by the paparazzi before, and it was also rumored on the Internet, but the person involved did not come out to explain it. Within two days, the heat naturally went down.

It's just that I didn't expect that this incident would turn out to be a storm again.And the fuse was actually Lanxi himself.

As soon as the news came out, the sunspots were so happy that they jumped up and down to post on the Haijiao forum——

"You mermaid boy pills, you didn't say anything about grabbing the benefactor, but just now you took the initiative to hug the thigh of the benefactor's sister, waiting to be slapped in the face."

In the post, in order to prove that what he said was true, the poster deliberately posted a screenshot of Zhuo Mingchen’s speech at a press conference when he was asked about it by reporters.In the picture, the president is dressed in black and has red lips, with a domineering aura, coupled with the sentence "What are you doing", it looks aggressive.

"My sister doesn't even bother to respond, haha."

Downstairs, there is support and opposition.

Those who agree with him naturally feel that Lanxi's behavior is too cheap. It's not good to be your own star, so why do you have to post it?

The opposing side felt that the host was an idiot. Zhuo Mingchen was attending a business conference, so when asked about the entertainment industry, it was naturally impossible to say more.What's more, the phrase "what are you doing" is obviously aimed at the gossip reporter, so what does it have to do with Lancey?

Of course, in addition to agreeing and opposing, there was also a faction that appeared strangely. These people seemed to be some girls, howling in the post: "The president is so handsome~ What should I do? I feel like I am about to be bent by the president."

The debates in every corner of the Internet have become more and more intense, and these remarks have fermented and converged into a huge energy.

However, Zhuo Mingchen, who had just returned to the apartment after get off work and turned on his phone, was completely unaware of this.

Habitually opened Weibo, Mingchen was stunned for a moment, and the message reminder changed to "99".

what happened?

Zhuo Mingchen opened it and found that there was a familiar name among his fans.Putting aside other reminders, Mingchen entered with great interest, and the other party's latest Weibo came into view.

puff.

Is it really appropriate to be so perfunctory to solicit votes for yourself?

Followed back in the morning, reposted this article, and added a sentence: "My Xiaoxi is awesome, please support my relatives and friends! [Thank you]"

After reposting Weibo, Mingchen clicked on other news and glanced over.A few minutes later, she frowned, snorted coldly, suppressed her desire to post the family photo, and turned off her phone.

What the hell are those who said that Xiaoxi was adopted?

After finishing her homework, Lan Xi turned on her phone and found that there were more than [-] missed calls on the phone, all of which were from Zhao Xiaotao.

He dialed back suspiciously, and the other party's voice came over clearly, and there was a bit of incomprehensible meaning in his tone: "Xiaoxi, are you done?"

Zhao Xiaotao looked at the Weibo of President Zhuo who had been turned crazy on his mobile phone, and didn't know how to react.

"Well, what's the rush?"

Zhao Xiaotao: "It used to be something, but now it's gone."

After hanging up the phone, Lancey blinked suspiciously: What's the matter?

Zhao Xiaotao opened the cape, clicked on the high-profile post, pulled the progress bar to the bottom, and the neat formation came into view——

"I just want to know, sir, does your face hurt?"

In the study, Lanxi hangs up the nonsensical phone call suspiciously, and prepares to wash up and go to bed.

Xuan Mo stopped him: "There is a party in the weekend club, come with me?"

Lanxi's eyes lit up suddenly: "Mo Shu is big, will he go?"