On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

Seeing that Mr. Guidance's face turned from black to white, and then turned black again, and his eyes were piercing, Lanxi finally couldn't help shaking, and silently took a step back.

This man is even scarier than Taotie!

But...he really can't sing human songs.

Of course he knows what human beings call singing. The purpose of singing is to express emotions, to relax and delight the body and mind.However, for the mermaids, using their throats to make twists and turns melodies is their hunting method.

This method is more similar to a sonic attack, and with the help of illusion, it is not a problem to stun a small piece of dried shrimp at a time.

So...these are two completely different systems.

"In the video?" Mr. Guidance was aggressive.

"Oh, that's actually the melody of our family's sacrifice."

It is also the least aggressive of all the melodies he has learned.The general idea is that at the end of the year, everyone should stop bullying other little fishes and have a happy new year.

Using this song to express his longing for his family was also a brainstorm for Lancey at the time.

Now without the scene created at that time, and without Qingxi's guidance, he naturally returned to the initial state of "can't sing".

"Sacrifice?"

When Mr. Guidance looked at him again, it was as if he was looking at a mentally ill boy.

However, despite such gazes, Lancey still nodded sincerely.

"You..." Mr. Guidance stretched out his finger and pointed at Lanxi, as if he could hardly control the raging prehistoric power in his body.

Just when he was about to have a good talk with the child in front of him, suddenly, he didn't know where to use a lot of idlers, including the dressing room, logistics, finance, and even the cleaning staff he knew.

The one thing in common...all women.

Mr. Guidance was pushed aside and watched the boy in front of him be surrounded.The ladies greeted each other with care, looking at each other with pity and love in their eyes, and when they turned their heads to look at him——

"Mr. Zhao, Xiaoxi is still young, if there is anything wrong, please speak up."

"Okay, after working for so long, let's take a rest."

Mr. Zhao, the music director, stayed where he was.

Is there any mistake? If he remembers correctly, he just said two sentences!

He was about to open his mouth to refute, but before he could speak, he suddenly realized that if he spoke now, he would offend most of the women in the studio.

The situation is stronger than others, Mr. Zhao shrank helplessly, but the dissatisfaction in his heart did not decrease at all.

He couldn't figure out why he had to find such a hairless little guy to support the scene.Although there is no queen to join, it is a good solution to invite any of those popular little fresh meats.

What's more, Xiaoxianrou not only has his own fans, but also reflects Qingxi's advantages in supporting newcomers.As long as Qingxi is willing, who would not rush to be his guest?

——I must pull out a mermaid boy!

In addition to appearance, what is like a mermaid? Q version of the mermaid, right?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, when Mr. Zhao ruthlessly put out the cigarette butt in his hand and was about to get up to ask Qingxi to resign, a big red and round apple was handed to him.

Looking up along the arm, it is the little guy he just slandered!

The amber eyes of the other party looked at him motionlessly, with a natural expression, and the soft hair made people want to reach out and rub it.

"What?" he asked uncontrollably.

After asking, he wished he could slap himself.What are you doing?He should have gotten up and walked away without a word.

"Please eat." The boy handed the apple forward, his gestures and expressions were friendly.

…Looked at by the other party's clear eyes, he suddenly felt that if he didn't take the apple, he might hurt his immature and sensitive heart for a moment.

After hesitating for a moment, Mr. Zhao finally couldn't resist the appeal in his heart, so he accepted this gift representing love and hope with humiliation.

Feeling extremely depressed, he vented on the apple and bit down on it, almost breaking his teeth.

Lancy gnawed on the apple, silently looking away.

He felt that his understanding of human beings was still far behind.At least until now, he has not figured out why the females treat him so enthusiastically, and the male in front of him...

He just gave him one because he couldn't finish eating too many apples. As for this... Look like he hasn't eaten an apple for a long time?

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After the short break, probably because his mouth softened after eating other people's food, Director Zhao's attitude became much more friendly.

Although he didn't achieve a pleasant face, at least he held his temper and thought of a way.

He took out his phone, found the video, and ordered: "Sing this song again."

In this way, it will be clear at a glance what the opponent's level is.

Lancey gave Director Zhao a strange look.

...Carrying his video with him, it turns out that this guy is his fan.

No wonder, desperately trying to get his attention.

Thinking of this, Lancey's mood improved strangely.For those who can appreciate him, he will always be a little more pampered.

Just sing.

"You...be careful." Greeted, Lan Xi cleared his throat twice with coughing, raised his head and squinted his eyes, and began to utter the first syllable in his throat.

Director Zhao kept a sullen face and listened carefully.

——Still the same recipe, still the same taste.

Even because of the close listening, the sound quality is much better than in the video.But, it seems, where is something strange?

At this moment, Lancey's voice reached a peak.

Not only Director Zhao, but also the other staff members who were watching secretly, their heads buzzed, and a strange picture appeared in front of them——

They turned into small fish in the sea, swimming forward in groups and desperately, as if something was chasing after them.

Swimming desperately, swimming with all their strength, there was a voice in their hearts telling them that if they didn't try their best this time, they might not see the sun tomorrow.

However, when the strength is always exhausted, the guy behind him is chasing after him leisurely.

It was finally swallowed into the belly with a big mouth, and there was only darkness in front of him.

After a while, the darkness faded away, and a full moon hung in the sky, and they were bound together, unable to escape no matter what.Beside him, the hunters were rejoicing, singing tunes he couldn't understand, as if they wanted to eat them together after the carnival.

In a daze, Director Zhao suddenly thought of a sentence——

"That's actually the melody of our family's sacrifice."

But they became sacrifices!

Struggling and waking up sweating profusely, Director Zhao found that the baby-faced boy in front of him was looking at him worriedly, and said, "I told you to be careful."

Taking two steps back uncontrollably and taking a breath, he suddenly felt that he had been tricked——

The singing in the video is obviously full of homesickness!

This guy is terrible!

He raised his head again, the contempt in his heart disappeared, and he forced himself not to search for the secrets in the tribe and voice that the other party said, and asked: "You...do you have anything else?"

The song just now doesn't fit the atmosphere of the concert at all, okay?

"Yes, but are you sure you want to listen..."

Forget it.

Eighty percent are more brutal.

Caressing his injured heart, Director Zhao found a piano, sat down, and played a series of notes on the keys lightly with his fingers. Turning his head, he found a cruel and mysterious young man looking at him with admiration.

After a pause, he sighed, and he concluded helplessly: "Your voice is clear and high-pitched, and the bass sounds very tasteful. Coupled with your age and image, let's learn this song."

After all, start playing and singing.

"Midsummer cicadas chirping at Xiaochuangjing, I suddenly thought of you..."

This is a small love song with a campus style, which describes the faint secret love of teenagers.It is beautiful and hazy, making people toss and turn, making it difficult to fall asleep.

This song is very popular among teenagers, and more importantly, the lyrics are simple and catchy, not difficult.

Although when studying, Lancey's memory is not very good.

But after all, it is a race that relies on sounds and illusions for food. After listening to it a few times, it quickly learned this song.

He sang it casually, and deliberately reminded himself not to use illusions. This song seemed extraordinarily safe.

"No, no, no."

Mr. Zhao frowned and told Lanxi to stop.

"There is only sound, no emotion." It is not even as good as the sacrificial song just now, let alone the song full of thoughts and feelings in the video.

"Have you never been in love?"

Under the persuasion of the other party's eyes, Lan Xi froze for a moment, and replied weakly: "No."

Director Zhao lowered his face and glared at him:

"It's worthless, and now even elementary school students have targets!"

For a moment, Lancey felt very tired. qaq

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After returning home with the music score, Xuan Mo had already cooked the meal and was sitting on the sofa waiting for him.

The moment she saw Xuan Mo, Lan Xi seemed to see her relatives, with tears in her eyes, she shouted: "Mo Mo!"

...he was abused all day long.

Is it his fault that he has never been in love?

Unexpectedly, Xuan Mo just glanced at him indifferently, heated up the food, and brought it to the table again.

"Hey, you're still the best to me."

Holding the bowl, Lancey finally came alive.

After eating, he slumped on the sofa, pouring beans out of a bamboo tube, and told all about what happened today, especially at the end, when he said that someone disliked him for not being in a relationship, he even shed tears of sadness.

Personal attacks or something is really annoying.

"I think what he said makes sense..." Xuan Mo said slowly.

"What did you say!" the mermaid frowned.

"Bring me the lyrics." Xuan Mo completely ignored the mermaid's displeasure and changed the subject.

After a few minutes.

"Trash." Xuan Mo crumpled the lyrics into a ball and threw it into the trash can under Lancey's horrified eyes.

……Hey!

"I still have to practice!"

Xuan Mo was expressionless: "Isn't it just a song?"

"I wrote."

At this moment, Lancey was almost stunned by the domineering side of the opponent.