On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

responsible?

Lancey's heart trembled, she moved back a little bit, and stammered, "How are you responsible?"

Xuan Mo frowned.

He raised his head and said expressionlessly, "I'm hurt."

Of course Lancey knew!

"Plus I didn't have a good rest last night..."

Well, well, it's his fault.Lancey agreed.

Turning her head silently, looking at the mermaid in front of her, "I was still..."

"Stop talking!" Lan Xi quickly interrupted, "Tell me, how do you want me to be responsible?"

Xuan Mo glanced at him: "Reluctant?"

"No no no! I voluntarily, really, I sincerely want to be responsible to you. I was wrong, forgive me, okay? qaq"

A string of words poured out of Lanxi's mouth free of charge, and at the end, even Lanxi felt that what he did was wrong.

But what happened to Taotie today?

Why is it so difficult?

Xuan Mo's complexion became better, he got out of bed, picked up his crumpled shirt, put on his shoes, and said lightly, "For your sincere apology..."

so?

Lancey didn't blink.

"Put on your clothes first, we'll talk later." Xuan Mo went out without looking back.

Lancey: "..."

Is it interesting to hang him!Can you speak clearly!Do you want to do this...

With a cold snort, turning over and getting dressed, Lanxi suddenly felt something was wrong.

Wait, the reason why he was drunk was because he was worried about Xuan Mo's injury to help him stop drinking?Obviously the other party should thank him, but in the end, he needs to be responsible instead?

Has he been tricked again!

With resentment in her heart, Lanxi reluctantly went out to wash up. After washing up, she found a sumptuous breakfast on the dining table.

How rich is it?

... Anyway, Lanxi has lived for so many years, and has never seen so many breakfast varieties!

Milk, fruits, vegetables, meat, bread... It's almost like human beings are eating New Year's Eve dinner.

If something goes wrong, there must be fraud!

Lan Xi suddenly felt a little vigilant. He sat down, did not dare to pick up the chopsticks, and asked first, "What's the matter today..."

Xuan Mo gracefully swallowed the food in his hand, raised his head, and said lightly: "I didn't have a good rest last night, can I supplement my nutrition?"

Go go go!

Why not?Lancey persisted on the verge of tears.He just wanted to ask, can you not mention this stalk?

It made him look like a ruthless scumbag.

Looking at the appearance of the mermaid in front of him, Xuan Mo held up the milk cup, covering the corners of his lips that turned up involuntarily.When the mermaid raised her head again and looked over, Xuan Mo returned to her usual expressionless face.

Well, with a bit of weakness.

Lancey picked up a piece of toast and stuffed it into her mouth. Something was on her mind, and the food seemed to have no taste.After swallowing a sip, he drank another glass of milk, and asked inadvertently, "Did something happen after I got drunk yesterday?"

He suspected that Xuan Mo and Qing Xi were talking about some big boobs while he was asleep—maybe it had something to do with him.

Xuan Mo put down his cup and looked towards Lanxi, hesitant to speak.

The mermaid swallowed, feeling slightly nervous.

The other party frowned, thought for a while, and asked solemnly: "Pull my sleeve, don't let me leave, force me to sleep on the same bed with you, and even take off my clothes, does that count?"

……asshole!The mermaid flipped the table!Can we still have a good conversation?

Lan Xi decided to change the subject, he really couldn't talk about what happened last night with Xuan Mo anymore!

"By the way, is your injury healed?" If he remembered correctly, the guy in front of him seemed to be really injured last night.

"Okay..." Xuan Mo suddenly stopped.

Suddenly, he covered his stomach and frowned slightly: "It was fine, but last night..."

enough!

Lancey took a deep breath: "Tell me. How are you responsible?"

Even though the mermaid's reaction was within his expectations, but... Hearing the other party's answer, Xuan Mo was still a little happy, suppressing the corners of his disobedient lips that wanted to turn up, he pretended not to notice:

"Come with me on patrol."

"Huh?" Lancey blinked.

Xuan Mo frowned: "I was hurt, last night..."

"Go! I'll go with you!" Lan Xi replied quickly.

He almost knelt down to Taotie.

"Oh, then pack it up and let's go." Xuan Mo said lightly.

But... isn't the daily patrol in the evening?The most rampant time for monsters to do bad things.Now...it's still morning.

After thinking about it, Lan Xi said cautiously, "No way."

No?

Xuan Mo looked straight into Lanxi's eyes.

The latter looked away guiltily, and explained weakly: "Well, I still have to do my homework."

The weekend is coming to an end, but the big wave of homework left by the teacher has not yet been written!

……

After a few minutes.

Lan Xi sat in the study, took out a set of papers, looked up at Xuan Mo strangely: "Don't you need to write?"

For the first time, Xuan Mo felt that the habit he had formed by forcing the mermaid to do homework before seemed like he was lifting a rock and smashing himself in the foot.

Unable to read the book, Xuan Mo simply went back to his bedroom and turned on the computer to type.

Because of the willful update due to his mood, and the delay of the recent birthday party, his new article has been suspended for three days.

In the past three days, the comment area below the article has been full of mourners and floating corpses.Those who sent blades and those who threatened to give negative scores have all changed their tone, crying and shouting, begging for a big update.

——As long as you update, you can say anything!As long as it is updated, any request will be accepted.

A warm bed will do!

Mo Shuda, who had just warmed someone else's bed last night, saw this comment, felt relieved, and added essence to it.

Casually boarded the penguin, and the profile picture of An An, the editor-in-chief of Lushui, immediately shook in the lower right corner of the desktop.

"Big Daddy! Mo Shu Da Da, you're finally online!"

"I thought you were going to abandon the pit."

"It's good to go online, go fill in the hole!"

That's right, the editor-in-charge An An is also a hard-working reader who has fallen into the new pit of ink books, but compared to the children crying and sending blades under the text, she can also give penguin reminders.

Mo Shu: Oh.

Xuan Mo replied casually, preparing to close the penguin and lock the little black room.But in the next second, he hesitated for a moment, and quickly typed on the keyboard——

Mo Shu: Have you ever been in love?

An An, the editor on the other side of the network cable, was stunned for a moment, and answered inexplicably:

Editor An An: We talked about it, what happened?

Mo Shu: How many?

...How many, how many?An An was stunned by this question.

She, there is only one of her, and they were together in elementary school. That relationship seemed to last for five days?Or six days?It's too far away for her to remember clearly.

However, the master asked this question, is there any emotional line in the text that I need to consult her?

In order to show her professionalism, An An patted her chest——

Editor An An: That is, five or six.Daddy, do you need emotional counseling?

Xuan Mo on this side saw the message sent by the editor, paused, and replied:

"I fell in love with a boy, how can I chase after him?"

……

An An was a little dizzy.

This, isn't this the emotional line in the text, but... the master's own emotional problem!

Do you really trust yourself so much?

A strong sense of satisfaction rose from the bottom of my heart. In the huge office, An An held her face and laughed.

Still, boy?

Reason slowly came back, and An An suddenly realized that something seemed wrong.If he remembers correctly, Da Da himself is a...boy, right?

and so!

so!I have written too much rotten texts, have you bent yourself? !

Editor An An: Big, you did not make a typo, is it a boy instead of a girl...

Mo Shu: Well, male.

Xuan Mo took a sip of tea, and only belatedly realized that... the mermaid is also a male.

But he didn't seem to notice the other party's gender at all.

It just happened to fall in love with a mermaid, who also happened to be a male.

It didn't seem like a big deal either.

Mo Shuda was so calm, of course, An An couldn't say anything more, and quickly left the gender behind, and asked carefully about the specific situation.

Xuan Mo did not talk about his identity as a monster, but gave a general account of other situations.

An An was dumbfounded.

It's not long since I met the boy I like!

Live alone with the boy I like!

Big... still a high school student!

Mo Shu: I asked him out just now, and he said he needed to do homework.

...and homework!

An An felt that... her 20 years of life were really in vain.No wonder she couldn't find a partner, no wonder she was still eating dog food at a long age!

What did you do in high school?

Is the male god self-produced and sold as early as in high school?

Inexplicably, An An was a little sad.

Editor An An: Great, your biggest problem now is that the other party seems to have no concept of love at all...

Or just a high school student.

Mo Shu: Then what should we do?

Editor An An: Well...take him to watch a romance movie...maybe it will work?

Maybe Korean dramas are better?

An An felt that she could no longer continue this conversation, woo woo woo.

Mo Shu: Oh, what else?

Edit An An: There is no big one.I'm going to eat dog food, bye. [wave]

After all, the avatar turned gray.

Xuan Mo frowned.

Just when he was about to go to Du Niang to search for any good romance movies recently, the editor An An's dialog box popped up again.

Editor An An: [Link] Dating guide, you are welcome, thank you very much.

Editor An An: By the way, well, you are still high school students, although it is very useful, but minors don't need it, and pay attention to your body.Hehe, what the hell am I talking about? Goodbye, offline!

that?which?

Xuan Mo frowned, and clicked on the link.

... the most complete dating guide ever?

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By the time Lan Xi finished her homework, Xuan Mo had already coded today's and tomorrow's updates at a hand speed of [-] per hour.

After sending out an update, he came to the study and found that Lan Xi was looking at something seriously with his mobile phone in his hand.

"Hehehe, Moshu has been greatly updated." After reading it three times, Lan Xi finally put away all her mobile phones and asked, "So, are you going to go out to patrol now?"

Xuan Mo's eyes darkened, and he nodded.

Seeing that the mermaid's thoughts and thoughts are all written in ink, he suddenly...

A little upset?

Lancey held the movie ticket and stood at the entrance of the movie theater, looking at the couples of sweet couples beside her, and asked the people beside her in disbelief: "Shall we... go in and patrol?"

Did something go wrong?

Xuan Mo stuffed the popcorn into the mermaid's hand, and said lightly, "Yes, couples who like to watch romance movies are mostly the targets of monsters."

...?

When he is stupid? !