On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

The next day, Lanxi got up early and came to the school gate as scheduled.When he arrived, Su Min had already bought breakfast, and handed it to Lanxi after seeing him.

Are all human girls so understanding?

Lan Xi took the breakfast silently, her mind was wide open, so it seems that Song Luo's rabbit has only learned the surface?

After breakfast, they came to the bus station, and the two began a long journey of waiting for the bus and changing buses.Finally, after two long hours, Lan Xi and Su Min got off at the stop.Putting down the only two remaining passengers, the bus roared away behind them impatiently.

Lan Xi looked around and instantly understood why Su Min invited him to join him.

It's so desolate here!

The bustling buildings stand casually, the narrow roads are empty, and behind them are large vegetable fields.

For girls, coming here alone is really not a good choice.

"Usually my cousin is responsible for sending me off." Su Min explained, "This week, he has something to do at home, so I want to ask you for help."

The girl showed a little apology on her face: "The conditions here are not very good, I really trouble you." Even after getting along for a long time, the other party is still very polite.

He is different from Su Min in this point. If he remembers correctly, it seems that he asked Xuan Mo for help not long after he met Xuan Mo.

So according to this statement, Xuan Mo is angry because he is clingy and has no winks?

...Wait, why did he think of that guy again?

Chasing away the messy thoughts in his heart, Lan Xi waved his hands: "There is nothing troublesome, I'm fine anyway."

Seeing that Su Min was still apologetic, Lan Xi had no choice but to say what was in her heart: "Besides, I didn't help you for nothing, didn't I still have a big book in Moshu?"

For him, this little bit of hard work is nothing compared to the big autograph book.Thinking of what she was about to get, Lan Xi couldn't help being happy again.

So, take a trip today!I am used to high-rise buildings and busy traffic, but the suburbs also have a unique view!

A few minutes later, Su Min brought Lancey to a small building, and before entering the door, they were warmly welcomed by the host.

"Xiao Su is here? Come on, come in and sit down."

"This is? Boyfriend?"

The hostess' eyes showed some clarity, and she asked with a smile.

"You misunderstood."

"We're friends."

Su Min and Lan Xi blurted out.In the next second, Lancey touched the bridge of his nose, and there was vague embarrassment floating in the air.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Auntie is wrong. Haohao is in the room, so let's start now?"

Su Min nodded along with the opportunity, showed an apologetic smile to Lan Xi, and walked into the study with her head down.

Knowing that the other party has no extra meaning for her, she still has many unrealistic expectations and fantasies uncontrollably.Su Min shook her head self-deprecatingly, sighed, and ordered herself to go to work.

Emotions are ethereal and difficult to control, but life still has to go on.

When Su Min was tutoring, Lan Xi sat alone on the sofa in a daze.

In his opinion, the friendship between Su Min and himself is nothing but simple.For this human girl, he has never had any extra daydreams, and he was able to become friends because he admired her tenacity.

The family conditions are not good, the other party has no self-pity, and has a positive and optimistic attitude towards life.For such a girl, rather than sympathy, Lan Xi felt more admiration for her.

But... boyfriend and girlfriend, it's totally impossible!

Let's not say that I don't have any superfluous thoughts, even if I have feelings for a long time, it is impossible for mermaids and humans to have any further development...

Besides, if it is said that love develops over time, the object of love is also Xuan Mo.

According to human beings, the current he has been living with that gluttonous glutton for several months, and they should be the ones who are in love with each other for a long time, right?

What?How can the same sex be together?

Lancey sneered in her heart, gender is nothing, to be honest, mermaid and Taotie don't seem to be the same race, okay?

No, don't get me wrong, he just gave an example to prove the proposition that mermaids and humans cannot have a future.

The consciousness in my mind was divided into two parts by Lan Xijing, and between the question and the answer, time flew by quickly.

but……

A terrifying thought suddenly popped up in Lancey's messy mind:

Xuan Mo will not misunderstand him and Su Min like the lady just now... right?

Hehe, he must be thinking too much.

But as soon as this absurd thought surfaced, Lanxie's mind was filled with it, and she couldn't control herself.Following this logic, Lanxi came to a conclusion in horror: So, Xuan Mo is in a bad mood because of Su Min?

Jade Emperor!

At this moment, Lancey could hardly control the unceasing rush of Qiqiongqi, gluttonous Bai Zeqinglong... and a series of mythical beasts in his heart.

Did something go wrong?

Xuan Mo looks smart, but is he actually mentally retarded?Or poor eyesight, glaucoma and cataract?

Too.Lan Xi nodded silently, and the surging heart suddenly stopped.In fact, the other party's concerns are not unreasonable.

After all, he is Xuanmo's only friend, a friendly cohabitant, and a precious tablemate.If he really ran away with the human girl, how pitiful Xuan Mo would be!

Not only have to endure the boundless loneliness, but also face the crisis of being left behind.Thinking of Song Luo who had been missing all day, Lan Xi suddenly understood Xuan Mo's fragility hidden under his indifferent appearance.

——It turned out that the other party ignored him and looked at him coldly all day, in fact, to get his attention!

A sweet smile appeared on Lanxi's face when she suddenly had an epiphany, her mood improved strangely, and she silently made a decision in her heart: just because Xuan Mo valued him, he reluctantly spends more time with her.

However, it was strange, why did he suddenly feel that Xuan Mo was cute?

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After two hours of tutoring, one person and one fish staggered back to the city.

Just after nightfall, the street is bustling and bustling, which is fascinating under the background of lights, and pedestrians come and go in a hurry.Seeing everything in front of him, Lanxi couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

came back.

It was still early, Lanxi and Su Min were walking slowly along the street.Suddenly, a movie theater came into view.

Su Min's eyes lit up, and he pretended to suggest casually: "By the way, I have two movie tickets, which will expire soon. Otherwise, shall I invite you to watch a movie?"

The bumpkin fish who had never been to a movie theater shook his head.

What a joke, what if Lu Qi?Wouldn't it affect his good image!

Lanxi firmly refused, but she couldn't stand up to Su Min's stubbornness. In the end, she had no choice but to follow in.Fortunately, everything was not as difficult as imagined. Lan Xi followed suit, and under Su Min's leadership, nothing went wrong.

Of course, he didn't have the energy to pay attention to what type of movie they wanted to watch.

— until an hour after the movie.

Lancy's eyes circled.What is this movie about?

A girl falls in love with another boy, and the boy doesn't love her but loves the goddess.The goddess is the half-sister of the heroine. In order to get revenge on the heroine, she pretended to be with the heroine. Later, the goddess fell in love with another scumbag and dumped the boy. The boy got drunk outside and had sex with the heroine who happened to come over. Ahem.The heroine was pregnant, had a miscarriage, and finally chose to leave alone.

...?

Are these people trying to go against the sky?

Having been in human society for so long, this is the second time that Lanxi has sincerely sighed that "although I appear to be a human being, I actually don't understand human beings at all"!

Blasted.

Lan Xi turned her head in the dark, and Su Min beside her was watching with great interest.

Well, sure enough, he was too out of gregarious.

Just when Lancey was madly complaining in his heart, and finally couldn't help closing his eyes to avoid being polluted, he didn't know that there were also people not far from him, no, there was a demon expressing similar emotions to him.

Lanxi's main interviewer, Old She, leaned on the back of his chair, turned his head and sighed to the people around him: "Is this why you called me out of the mountain?"

Xuan Mo: Expressionless.jpg

To be honest, he didn't expect this movie to be so... nonsense.

Old Snake sighed again.

He is different from Tao Tie who is all alone with nothing to do, in addition to himself, he has many descendants to arrange for!It is true that he is not afraid of the coming winter, but those newborn snakes still need him to take care of them!

But this Taotie suddenly appeared without saying anything, and even pulled him by force, saying that he wanted to invite him to watch a movie.

hehe.

"Where's the mermaid?" Old Snake had nothing to say.

But in the next second, he felt something was wrong with the Taotie beside him, following the other's eyes, She Lao caught a familiar figure.

Yo, isn't that the fish?

Who was the one who just sat next to him, bowed his head and talked to him?If he's not mistaken, it's a...human girl?

But what does this have to do with gluttony?

The more he thought about it, the more confused he became, the old snake simply stopped refusing, pushed the gold-rimmed glasses, patted the non-existent dust on the blue robe, and suddenly he was not in a hurry to go back.

The movie ends soon.

Seeing that the mermaid and the girl went out first, Taotie stood up and followed.

She Lao stood up and calmly met the strange eyes of the people around him.

how?Isn't it because he forgot to change his clothes when he went out?In addition to wearing long gowns, he also likes Hanfu.

Humans are really forgetful.

Just when Snake sighed leisurely, Lanxi, who was one step ahead, encountered an unprecedented predicament.

When he just walked out of the theater, he was hesitantly stopped by a group of girls, and then they all raised their mobile phones as if they had discovered some new world.The flashing lights in front of him kept flashing, more and more eyes were looking at him, and the crowded crowd made him have nowhere to retreat.A buzzing noise surrounds the ears—

"it's him!"

"Are you sure? It's really the one on Weibo?"

"Is that the boy? You actually met a real person..."

Lan Xi took a deep breath, grabbed Su Min's wrist, and rushed out from the side while others were not paying attention.

To get rid of the crazy crowd, one person and one fish hid in a milk tea shop on the corner of the street.

Taking a breath, Su Min wittily took out her mobile phone, and quickly scrolled through Weibo and the website. The next second, she raised her head with strange eyes——

"I seem to know why!"

"Lancey, you're red!"