he wants to go to the mountain

Help me 16

I bit off Huamei's flesh, peeled off the core, and lowered my head to spit it into You Qi's open palm.

You Qi smiled lowly, "Aren't I your prince?"

I took away the bag of plums in his hand, took out three in one breath and stuffed them in my mouth, and woke up, "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality and justice."

You Qi wrapped the numbness I spit out with a tissue, "You only remember freedom, equality and justice in the exam, and this time you also remember four of the previous ones, which is an improvement."

My mouth is filled with the sweet and sour taste of plums, and my cheeks are puffed up.

The relationship between me and You Qi has changed tonight. The memory of the previous life is still there, but this life is a modern society. I think we can be friends, slowly, and give it a try.

I still call him Wang Ye, Ye Ye, but there is no such disagreement. We are like strangers who know each other very well. We don't talk to each other, but we are inseparable every day.

Very strange state.

But I feel much better.

That's fine.that's all.

It's almost summer vacation, Ms. Tu wanted to go to the beach, but the sun was too big, she hesitated for two days, and finally decided not to go, let me learn swimming with You Qi.

I refuse very much, can't I take off all my clothes while learning to swim? !

Accused Ms. Tu loudly, "You want to go, but you don't want to go, let me and You Qi go learn swimming?"

Ms. Tu pinched my ear, "You yell at me again!"

In the end, due to the coercion, I could only agree.In the evening, You Qi came to my house for dinner. When Ms. Tu talked about this incident, I nearly blew my eyes and kept winking at him. He agreed as if he hadn't seen it.

Ms. Tu was very happy, "That's great. I wanted You Qi to exercise more early in the morning to develop his abdominal muscles, but he just didn't move."

I slumped on the back of the chair, "The abdominal muscles are not so easy to train, I haven't grown taller."

Ms. Tu: "Yes, swimming grows tall."

I don't want to talk to her.

Who would have thought that it would make me feel hopeless, "What kind of swimming trunks should I buy for you? Do you want tight ones or sexy ones?"

I jumped up and held down Ms. Tu's hand, not daring to look at You Qi, "I want to be normal!"

Ms. Tu laughed loudly, without any image, and pinched my face, "Oh dear son, your whole head is red."

I went upstairs angrily, and You Qi followed me up, I knew he was laughing, a little annoyed, stepped on the floor hard, but didn't dare to throw the door in his face, and sat on the bed with arms folded.

You Qi stroked his hair, "I'll teach you, it's very simple."

I knew no water in my last life, and once a few concubines were jealous, and when Li Youqi passed by the pond, the beauty sent by His Royal Highness was about to jump down as soon as she gritted her teeth.

In the twelfth lunar month of winter, although it is frozen, if a person jumps, it will still crack, and then one will fall into the icy water, and it is impossible not to lie on the bed for three to five days.I hadn't been banned from entering the backyard at that time, and the beauty was about to jump, so as a servant, I had to stop her if I did my best, otherwise the prince would pursue her, and I would be the first to lose my head.

But I was also frozen at the time, my clothes were very thin, and the beauties had waited for half an hour to squat here for the prince, they were wearing big cloaks, holding exquisite hand stoves in their hands, and the other servants and maids were also cold , but their clothes are at least thicker than mine.

I didn't stop it, I fell down with the beauty.

I just remember that I was frozen, and I couldn't swim. The beauty stepped on my stomach and floated up, "Help! Help..."

There was grass under the water, tangling my hands, and I really thought I was going to die, and then I passed out, and when I woke up, I was still alive, lying on my little wooden bed.

I'm no more delicate than a beauty, it would be nice if someone rescued me, and I went to work again that afternoon.

I saw from a distance that the butler led many guards to fill up the pond. I rubbed my numb arms and sighed, what is this called?Such a big pond, in winter, can be filled as soon as it is said, really worthy of being a prince.

It's a pity that the beauty was not very lucky, she just fell into the water and disappeared.

But I am different, I am still alive and well.

Thinking of what happened in my last life, I tugged at my ears, I just learned what I learned, and I also cherish my life in this life.

But... I subconsciously looked at my stomach, I ate too much, and I piled up two layers of meat.

You Qi suddenly pushed me onto the bed, lifted the hem of my clothes, saw my chubby belly, smiled, and touched it with the back of his hand, "That's pretty good."

My stomach trembled, I turned over and wanted to lie on my stomach, but You Qi's hand was confiscated and it was still on my stomach, so I pressed down, and I could feel You Qi's hand bending under my stomach Rise and straighten.

"A Jin."

My neck was so stiff, I arched my back, and said, "My lord, get out quickly, I'll be crushed again in a while."

You Qi pinched my soft flesh, "A Jin's place is very easy to touch."

Still a pervert!

I rolled into the bed, only my eyes were exposed, "Don't touch my stomach, the more you touch it, the bigger it will be."

It was specified because of this, because he touches it every day, so I have more and more flesh on my stomach.

You Qi also lay down, his hand still on my stomach, "Really? Which expert said it?" He slowly said, "Then if I touch other places, will it also get bigger?"

I flinched inexplicably, my stomach is not enough, why does he want to be abnormal?

I dismissed him not very tactfully, "My lord, it's time for you to go back to bed."

Only in school, when there are many people, I call him Ye.

You Qi raised his forehead, his posture reminds me of His Highness the Crown Prince, His Highness is elegant and prefers this posture, which is feminine.

But You Qi is not a girl, even if he raises his orchid finger, he is not a girl, his face is not a girl, at most it is funny.

You Qi said, "From now on, you can just call me Master."

I just wanted to let him go, so I quickly agreed, "Understood."

After yelling, I felt a bit wrong. Although I yelled it before, it was only after You Qi said it that I remembered that even though the slaves yelled that way, the concubines also yelled.

Jiao Didi is soft and glutinous, so sweet that people have toothaches.

I got goosebumps on my hands, and I didn't dare to think about it, I can't call that kind of master.

"Grandpa, go slowly."

There was a little smile in You Qi's eyes, he leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Master, come back tomorrow."

My eyes are wide open, my ears are red, teasing me!You Qi is so dishonest in this life!What about the cold-faced general from the previous life?What about ruthless?

I covered my head with a pillow, gritted my teeth and cursed at You Qi.

He regarded me as a woman in a brothel.

Until the beginning of the summer vacation, I was angry, held grudges very much, became more courageous, and called You Qi by his name, but if it was like when I just recovered my memory and thought that You Qi had no memory, I would not dare, I was afraid of You Qi. Qi sneered and tortured me.

I will be scared to death.

After changing in the locker room, I feel uncomfortable pulling my swimming trunks, can I put on another top, I would like to swim like that.

You Qi changed it faster than me. He went out to buy water.

I am very fortunate to have brought the swimming ring that Ms. Tu prepared for me, which can cover my stomach and make me feel a little more fig leaf.When I got to the swimming pool, I saw all the colorful swimsuits and white flesh, and I suddenly held my breath.

As soon as I turned my head, a woman came out of the water and climbed onto the bank. I covered my eyes.

See no evil, see no evil.This is too embarrassing!

In my two lifetimes, I have never seen a woman's breasts!

"Little brother, why are you so cute?" The woman walked towards me and said with a smile, "Your ears are so red."

I still covered my eyes, but my mouth was not clean, "None of your business, hurry up."

The woman probably didn't expect that I wasn't cute, she was taken aback for a moment, and then became more interested, "Are you a high school student?"

"Can you swim, do you want me to teach you?"

Just when I wanted to curse, a hand grabbed my wrist from behind. It was very cold. It was You Qi who bought ice soda, and he led me to the shallow water area of ​​the swimming pool.

"Open your eyes."

My ears are still a little red, it’s because they wear too little clothes, I can’t see the way with my eyes closed, I bumped into You Qi’s shoulder, he raised my chin, his voice was cool, but there was an indescribable smile , I don't know why he is happy.

"Here I have the best figure, you don't need to look at them, just look at me."

The author has something to say: I am impolite little bastard Tu Shan,

A very, very possessive prince.

Dyeing hair is too late, hey, it’s so late to update, I’m sorry TAT

Go to bed early, everyone, good night.

Thanks for the squeak, not the landmine, 24 nutrient solution, thank you!mwah

Take a bow and love everyone.