cure that paranoid heartthrob

Those who walk in the phalanx go to the south of the playground to gather together.

Gu Xuzhou and the others were all wearing black T-shirts, and Gu Xuzhou also wore black sunglasses. Many of them brought props, some wore big gold chains, and some directly wrote □□ on their clothes.

Li Hongsheng glanced around and was very satisfied. He said: "Everyone walks out of the most arrogant and devilish steps!"

"Okay!" Class 14 shouted together, with the arrogance of Lao Tzu being the best in the world.

Just after turning the southernmost corner, Gu Xuzhou smelled a fragrant wind.

He looked up.

High heels, fishnet stockings, ultra-short maid skirt, waist-length wavy hair, and... thick legs, leg hair fluttering in the wind, a strong body, and a masculine face.

Gu Xuzhou looked at himself, then at him, and instantly withered.

The rest of the students in Class 14 also stopped in their tracks, staring dumbfounded at this hot-dressed strong man passing by from home.

lose lose.

Li Hongsheng was also stunned, "Damn it, did you work so hard! Are you wearing women's clothing? Oh my god, the makeup on your face is so thick, just look at it, and you'll have nightmares at night."

He scanned the audience and saw more than one women's clothing.

Gu Xuzhou said: "Sports Committee, is it too late for you to wear women's clothing?"

"It's too late." Li Hongsheng murmured.

After he finished speaking, he finally came to his senses: "Why do you want me to wear women's clothes? It's Gu Ge who wants to go."

Li Hongsheng said, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he circled around Gu Xuzhou, "Brother Gu, you can definitely overwhelm them in women's clothes!"

Gu Xuzhou smiled but didn't smile: "Don't even think about it!"

Compared to the brothers with heavy makeup, the outfits of class 14 were indeed not very eye-catching. Everyone withered and stood in the corner automatically.

Li Hongsheng said to Cen Shuo: "Brother Cen, we seem to have lost in dressing up."

Cen Shuo scanned the audience calmly and said, "Not necessarily."

Li Hongsheng looked at him and urged, "Why not?"

Cen Shuo said: "I took a quick look around just now, and there are no less than ten classes wearing women's clothing. The first class to appear in women's clothing may cause a sensation, but the more classes there are, the less novelty it will be. .”

Gu Xuzhou nodded: "It's true that their creativity lacks uniqueness, they just put effort into the packaging, but if the creativity is not at the core, the competitiveness is still weaker, and the novelty will become less and less as time goes by."

Li Hongsheng: "????"

Please say it in plain language.

Seeing Li Hongsheng's bewildered expression, Gu Xuzhou said, "Are you shocked when you see the first brawny man in women's clothing?"

Li Hongsheng nodded.

Gu Xuzhou pointed at another female costume: "Then you saw this?"

Li Hongsheng thought for a while: "I don't seem to be so shocked anymore."

Gu Xuzhou pointed at the other women's clothes: "What about now?"

Li Hongsheng scratched his head: "That's it."

Gu Xuzhou said: "If there is only one women's clothing in so many classes, the effect will definitely be explosive, but here there are no less than ten women's clothing, and their creativity lacks core competitiveness."

Li Hongsheng's eyes lit up, and he regained his confidence.

Quite a few people from Class 14 heard Gu Xuzhou's words and raised their chins again, exuding the most savage aura of Lao Tzu in the world.

Although Class 14 was standing in the corner, someone saw them.

Before Gu Xuzhou looked up, he smelled a pungent perfume, which made him sneezed.

The students standing in front all smelled the smell, each of them frowned and rubbed their noses.

Li Hongsheng held his breath, looked at the person, and said angrily, "Blind Xiong, are you trying to smoke us to death!"

The person in front of him is the sports committee member of Class 20. He is dark and strong, like a black bear. Li Hongsheng called him Hei Blind.

When they were in the first year of high school, they had an enmity because of a basketball game. Afterwards, whenever they met, the two of them would confront each other, and neither would let the other go. In the second year of high school, they both became sports committee members. stand up.

Xiong Xiazi glanced around, and his tone was full of disdain: "What are you wearing? You are all in black. Are you going to be a black crow? You only yell when you go on stage?"

Li Hongsheng exploded on the spot: "Xiong Xiazi, don't fucking fart, who are you calling a crow!"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk." The blind black bear said, "Your phalanx is too careless. You are very unqualified as a sports committee."

Compared with the black T-shirt of class 14, Xiong Xiazi's outfit does seem "out of mind".

The black bear has a strong figure, and he just stuffed it into a Lolita skirt, with toilet paper stuffed on his chest, and the clothes were tightly attached to his body. Gu Xuzhou was afraid that he would take a breath, so the clothes would fall apart.

Li Hongsheng snorted softly: "You have paid a lot for your class."

Xiong Xiazi looked at Li Hongsheng disdainfully: "I am the sports committee member of the class. I have to be worthy of my position so that I won't be fooled like you. Just think about it. When your class walks to the podium, the auditorium is quiet , I feel embarrassed for you."

Gu Xuzhou frowned when he heard that Xiong Xiazi's words were all satirizing Li Hongsheng's "not doing his duty, not being qualified".

As a sports committee member, Li Hongsheng has seen how much effort he has put into the sports meeting. Li Hongsheng is also his friend, so he cannot allow Xiong Xiazi to deny Li Hongsheng like this.

Seeing that Li Hongsheng was so angry that he was almost speechless, Gu Xuzhou stepped forward to block him, "What? Do you still think that the audience will cheer when you walk past the rostrum?"

Xiong Xiazi looked down at the clothes on his body. He was already wearing women's clothing. Could there be no loud cheers?

Gu Xuzhou snorted lightly, "You counted the number of women's clothing on the scene with your fingers. What's special about you? People's novelty is only so high, do you think you can still challenge the threshold? Innovation is also about core competition Powerful, your women's clothing is neither 'creative' nor 'new', and you have not considered the logical thinking of the competition and the audience's live experience from multiple aspects, so what are you proud of?"

Gu Xuzhou's words spared Xiong Xiazi, and he frowned and said, "What do you mean by what you said, can't you make it simpler?!"

Gu Xuzhou sighed, and looked at him with pity: "Find your own reasons, you can't even understand Chinese, have you lived in vain for so many years?"

Blind Xiong: "..."

Li Hongsheng was very proud of seeing Xiong Xiazi deflated, and deliberately showed a sympathetic expression: "Ah, I forgot to tell you, my Brother Gu has the brains to take the 730 exam. It is normal for you to not understand, but it is your fault that you are stupid. It’s your fault if you don’t understand, if you feel inferior, cry out loud, I’ll record it for you and post it on the forum.”

Blind Xiong's face turned livid.

He looked at the jet-black clothes of Class 14, and said viciously, "Your class is not as good as ours!"

Gu Xuzhou raised his eyebrows, "Then let's make a bet."

Xiong Xiazi frowned and said, "What bet?"

Gu Xuzhou's tone was cold: "Let's bet on who has the better effect!"

*******

The order of playing is from the first year of high school to the second year of high school, and finally to the third year of high school.

In the first year of Guanggao, seven or eight classes of placard holders wore women's clothing.

The first class to wear women's clothes was such a blast, they all walked by, and everyone was still cheering.

By the fifth or sixth time, everyone was already aesthetically fatigued.

They are all wearing women's clothes, and there is nothing eye-catching, so women's clothes are just like that.

Every time a class wearing women's clothing passed the rostrum, Li Hongsheng's heart rose.The palms of the hands are full of cold sweat.

Li Hongsheng heaved a sigh of relief when the fifth class in women's clothing passed by and the reaction from the audience was mediocre.

He patted Gu Xuzhou's back excitedly, his eyes brightened: "Brother Gu! You are so right!"

Gu Xuzhou smiled and said: "It's very simple, the response has been mediocre now, and by the time of class 20, the audience didn't even have the enthusiasm to boo."

Xiong Xiazi was also anxious to get angry at the back. After he went back and thought about it, he understood what Gu Xuzhou meant.

Looking at so many classes wearing women's clothing present, he had to admit that he was a little aesthetically fatigued.

But he still didn't give up. After the opening ceremony started, his eyes were glued to the classes wearing women's clothing. As long as the reaction was enthusiastic, he was so proud of himself that he wished to press the heads of class 14 and let them listen to the enthusiastic cheers. Voice.

It's a pity that he didn't get complacent for too long. After passing through five or six classes wearing women's clothing, there were not many people booing and cheering. Obviously, just like Gu Xuzhou said, everyone was tired of aesthetics.

Xiong Xiazi counted, and there were at least three other classes in women's clothing in front of him. When it was his turn to appear, no one would make a fuss.

He hated it so much, why didn't his class appear first.

In order to create a sensational effect, he overcame his shame and gritted his teeth and put on women's clothing. This matter will definitely enter the top three in the list of the most shameful moments in his life, but he has paid so much, but he can't get the same. In return, it would make him vomit blood.

Xiong Xiazi looked at Class 14.

Class 14 was wearing a black T-shirt, holding a rectangular object wrapped in black cloth in his hand, dressed like a black crow, not eye-catching at all.

Blind Xiong regained his balance a little bit.

Little did he know that this was a deliberately concave shape from Class 14.

Li Hongsheng said: "Did everyone hide the gold rings, big gold chains, sunglasses and so on? Did Wu San wrap it in black cloth?"

The crowd nodded.

Li Hongsheng said: "It must be well hidden and appear mediocre, so that when passing the rostrum, there will be an unexpected and eye-catching effect."

The previous class has already left, and class 14 has also stepped onto the playground track.

As soon as Class 14 came out, countless pairs of eyes looked at them.

The group of "Zhouzhou Mother Group" is extremely lively.

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Zhou Zhou finally came out】

[Black makes Zhou Zhou's skin so white, I want to pinch my son's face! 】

【Heaven, how can I be able to give birth to such a beautiful son! 】

[Son and daughter-in-law are wearing couple outfits! !I must take a few pictures of this scene]

[Lick the screen!Tears flow from the corner of the mouth]

[Old mothers, do you think that Zhouzhou's class is dressed too low-key]

[Although low-key, my son's face can hold up!Proud jpg]

[No, I meant to be so low-key, there might be few people cheering when the meeting passed the rostrum]

[! ! ! ! !Old mothers give it to me! !Let me hear your voices! ! 】

[For Zhou Zhou, you are lucky enough to hear my beautiful singing voice today! ! 】

【right!The sisters got me excited and fought hard for Zhouzhou 1]

Gu Xuzhou has no idea that his old mothers who are living in the world have already arranged a way out for him, but even if there is no way out, he is not afraid at all, he believes that they will be the most explosive.

It was already very close to the rostrum, Li Hongsheng said: "Everyone is ready."

The hostess said on the stage: "The next one coming to us is Class 14 of the second year of high school..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the people in class 14 took off the black cloth neatly, revealing Wu San inside.

Gold rings, big gold necklaces, and sunglasses are all put on, and the arrogance is brought to the extreme.

The Wusan in his hand was waved loudly, instantly attracting the attention of everyone present.

Most eyes fell on Gu Xuzhou and Cen Shuo.

They are standing in the most conspicuous first row, plus they are good-looking, English speech contest, monthly exam and the review of the national flag station have made them famous, not only in the second year of high school, but also in the first and third year of high school. People know them.

Gu Xuzhou wore sunglasses, raised his chin, and waved Wusan in his hand.

There is arrogance in cuteness, and cuteness in arrogance.

Cen Shuo's face was cold and indifferent, and he held Wusan in his hand in a somewhat perfunctory manner.

His face and temperament, as well as his perfunctory expression when he looked at Wu San, gave him a feeling of "That's all, is it worthy of me?"

As expected of a person taking the 730 exam, he is arrogant!

Class 14 said that they were cruel and arrogant, and held Wusan in their hands, as if to say, "Although I smoke, drink, and fight, I'm still a good boy of Wusan."

This alternative method quickly ignited the audience.

Boys from all classes booed and cheered one after another.

Gu Xuzhou, all the old mothers living in the world are unwilling.

Why do these boys overshadow their voices!

Do you look down on their old mother's love!

The old mothers were irritated, and the voice of cheering increased a bit, overshadowing the boys' voices.

The boys who cheered just now couldn't hear their own voices, and they all froze.

Their horrified eyes looked at the girls who were cheering wildly.

What's the matter, all of them took stimulants? !

Seeing that the quietest girls in the class had louder voices than them, the boys were aroused to win and shouted even more joyfully, and the playground was full of cheers for a while.

The hearts of the students in Class 14 swelled and swelled, and they all passed the rostrum, and they still walked arrogantly before they came out of the play.

I don't know but thought they were walking the red carpet.

I don't know which boy yelled: "What are you crazy about, you can be crazy after May [-]rd is done!"

The people who heard this sentence almost laughed out loud, and started booing one after another:

"Don't be crazy, is May [-] finished?"

"Don't hide, I see that your Wusan is empty!"

"Don't stay up all night crying doing May Three!"

Class 14 has passed by, and a large group of people are discussing them.

Xiong Xiazi's eyes turned red when he heard the discussion.

Class 14 is cheating!

They seem to be mediocre, but in fact they all left behind. Li Hongsheng deliberately tricked him!

Xiazi Xiong wished he could end the game now and have a good argument with Li Hongsheng.

It's a pity that their class hasn't reached the rostrum yet.

The host said: "The next person coming is the 20th class of the second year of high school..."

The students in other classes just raised their eyelids to take a look, then lowered their heads in a dull manner, and continued to discuss the performance of Class 14 just now.

Xiong Xiazi felt sore, bitter and astringent in his heart.

He walked through the opening ceremony in a trance, and as soon as he reached the waiting area in the south, he aggressively went to Li Hongsheng and the others to argue.

Xiong Xiazi pointed to Li Hongsheng's nose and said, "Li Hongsheng, you deliberately dug a hole for me!"

Li Hongsheng slapped Xiong Xiazi's hand away, frowned and said, "Speak clearly, someone dug a hole for you."

"You concealed it on purpose before." Xiong Xiazi was furious, and accused: "You deliberately dressed mediocrely, so that I can relax my vigilance against you, and make me bet you with the aggressive method, Li Hongsheng, I really didn't expect you Such a disgusting person!"

Li Hongsheng's chest rose and fell violently, and he was so angry that Xiong Xiazi couldn't speak

Gu Xuzhou couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "Is it expressly stipulated that you can't keep a low profile before? Or do you have evidence that we bribed other classes to cheer you up, and you came here to provoke us first, and we didn't escort you to come here? If you are not as good as others, you just admit the bet and admit defeat, you can’t afford to lose like this, can you?”

Blind Xiong Gu Xuzhou was speechless when asked.

Because it was indeed him who saw Class 14's mediocre attire, so he deliberately came here to find fault and ridicule.

But he would never admit that he lost to Li Hongsheng!

Xiong Xiazi began to mess around, "But your class is not attentive enough! It seems that you haven't treated it well. Our class uniform and this skirt on me cost a total of 3000. The black T-shirt on your body is not specially bought, right? People use old ones, you spend so little money, how dare you say you put your heart into it?"

Li Hongsheng was so angry that he almost vomited blood: "Xiong Xiazi, what kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who said that hard work should be linked to money?"

Xiong Xiazi folded his arms and said triumphantly: "There's nothing to say, even if you spend less money than our class, you are ashamed to show such cheap intentions."

When the rest of Class 14 heard this, their eyes turned red with anger, and they rolled up their sleeves and were about to fight with Xiong Xiazi.

Xiong Xiazi sneered: "If you can't say it, I will do it. Come on, whoever loves first will be the grandson!"

Li Hongsheng raised his fist on the spot.

Gu Xuzhou stopped him: "You want to recruit the teacher? There was a fight at the beginning of the sports meeting, have you thought about the consequences? If the teacher disqualifies the class from the competition, are you worthy of those athletes?"

Li Hongsheng calmed down, he gave Xiong Blind a hard look, and said, "But they bully people too much!"

Gu Xuzhou raised his eyebrows, "Stand at the back and watch Brother Gu how I can teach him to be a man."

Gu Xuzhou walked in front of Xiong Xiazi.

"You want to fight with me?" Xiong Xiazi said contemptuously, "With your small body, can you withstand my fist?"

"The reckless just use fighting to solve the problem." Gu Xuzhou asked: "You just said that we spend less money and don't pay enough attention."

"Yes, that's what I said." Xiazi Xiong said.

Gu Xuzhou raised Wusan in his hand: "Do you know what this is?"

Xiong Xiazi frowned and said, "Who doesn't know this is Wu San."

"It's good to know." Gu Xuzhou asked again: "Do you know what's inside?"

Xiong Xiazi couldn't answer.

"It's full of knowledge." Gu Xuzhou said, and slowly put on the sunglasses, "Have you never heard that knowledge is priceless?"

Gu Xuzhou slammed Wu San on Xiong Xiazi's face with his backhand, and said mockingly, "You can't afford it."

The author has something to say: Once you wear sunglasses, no one loves them.

No.

Brother Cen still wants to love.