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First floor: laxatives, I just witnessed the whole process.During the big class break on Friday, Lu Tongfu was the one who came to the stage to conduct a self-criticism today. He led a group of people to Class 14 aggressively, slandered Cen Shuo for stealing money, attacked Cen Shuo personally, and satirized Class 14 as a garbage dump. In short, he said a lot of ugly things, and Lu Tongfu asked to check Cen Shuo's schoolbag in public. Cen Shuo disagreed, and the scene was deadlocked. Just when Lu Tongfu wanted to grab it, Gu Xuzhou appeared, and he stood at the table He scolded Lu Tongfu severely, and then the grade director came, and then I heard that they went to the principal's office, I don't know the process, and the result was that Lu Tongfu made a public review, and transferred to another school the next day.

The second floor: People were at the scene, I still remember Lu Tongfu's ugly face, it was so disgusting.

The third floor: I was about to die of anger!

Fourth Floor: Me too, but I don't have the courage to criticize Lu Tongfu, I'm afraid of being retaliated against.

Fifth floor: The son is super handsome when he is standing at the table and scolding Lu Tongfu, woo woo woo mom loves you

Sixth floor: Son?Is it Gu Xuzhou?

Seventh floor: Call him the son of someone who is as old as you?My brain is not bad on the fifth floor, I wonder jpg

Eighth floor: What's the matter, I can still shout "Son, mom loves you" to a celebrity who is five years older than me!

The building is going in a weird direction.

Floor 51: You women, why are you robbing me of Zhou Zhou's mother's position!

Floor 52: No one knows how to be Zhou Zhou's mother better than me

Floor 53: I'm different, I just want to be Zhou Zhou's little girl

Floor 54: Be good, call mom

Floor 55: Be good, call mom

Floor 56: Be good, call mom

……

Floor 71: Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, this floor is so interesting

Floor 72: Zhou Zhou didn’t eat breakfast this morning, so my heart aches

Floor 73: Baby didn't even eat breakfast!Mom is here to bring you food!

Floor 72: Ladies and gentlemen, I have created a group, please come and join me with the trumpet!

……

Gu Xuzhou never dreamed that in a place he couldn't see, there was a group called "Zhouzhou Mother Group", and there were more than 1000 mothers who had no blood relationship with him in the group.

He got up late today, didn't have time to eat breakfast, and rushed to the classroom with a piece of bread.

After arriving in the classroom, the morning reading had already started, and because the grade director was patrolling everywhere, Gu Xuzhou didn't dare to eat bread during the morning reading time.

After morning reading, Gu Xuzhou yawned, ready to get a glass of water and come back to eat bread.

As soon as he walked out of the classroom with the bread, a girl with a ruddy round face came over, threw a piece of bread into his arms, turned around and left.

Gu Xuzhou: "?????"

He tried to stop the girl, but she walked too fast and disappeared without a trace.

Gu Xuzhou looked at the bread in his hand with question marks all over his head.

Everyone left, and he couldn't pull people to ask why he was given bread. He had no choice but to hold the bread in one hand and the water glass in the other to catch water.

As soon as he finished receiving the water, he turned around and met a pair of piercing, glowing eyes.

Gu Xuzhou: "..."

Seeing that Gu Xuzhou was frightened by herself, the girl said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I frightened you."

Gu Xuzhou said: "No, I wasn't scared."

The girl smiled and said, "I'm here to bring you bread, so eat it after breakfast."

Gu Xuzhou froze for a moment, then asked back, "How do you know I didn't have breakfast?"

The girl didn't answer, but just handed him the bread, "This bread is soft and delicious."

No reward for no merit, Gu Xuzhou didn't accept it, but said: "I already have bread to eat, thank you."

The girl's eyes became resentful: "Then why did you accept her bread and not mine? You don't like me as a mother..."

The girl suddenly realized something and closed her mouth in time.

Gu Xuzhou raised a question mark and asked, "What?"

The girl was quick-witted and said, "Mom, mom, rag bread!"

Gu Xuzhou froze for a moment, looked at the bread in the girl's hand, and asked, "Is this called rag bread?"

The girl laughed, "Yes, it's called Rag Bread, isn't it a strange name?"

Gu Xuzhou had an awkward chat with the girl: "It's a very strange name."

The girl was afraid that if she continued to chat, her identity as a mother who had been lost for many years and wandered in the world would be revealed.

She quickly put the bread into Gu Xuzhou's arms, turned around and ran away.

Gu Xuzhou looked at the bread in his arms, then at the girl's back, and fell into deep thought:

Does he have a face that wants to eat bread?

Gu Xuzhou had a psychological shadow. He was afraid when he saw the girl holding the bread, and quickly ran back to class 14 with a water glass.

After sitting in the seat, Gu Xuzhou let out a long breath.

Seeing this, Wang Hao joked, "Brother Gu, why did you come back in such a hurry, is there a monster chasing you?"

Gu Xuzhou wiped his sweat, looked at Wang Hao and said, "Ritian, I ask you a very serious question."

Seeing Gu Xuzhou's serious expression, Wang Hao's heart ached, and he swallowed unconsciously: "Brother Gu, tell me."

Gu Xuzhou's tone was serious: "Ritian, is there writing on my face?"

Wang Hao was dumbfounded. He carefully looked at Gu Xuzhou's face, but there was nothing on it.

Wang Hao asked, "Brother Gu, why are you asking that suddenly?"

Gu Xuzhou said: "I suspect that I have written on my face with unknown paint."

Wang Hao was a little nervous when Gu Xuzhou said it, and his thoughts diverged to a magical place: "What is... what word?"

Gu Xuzhou's expression was serious and serious, as if he was discussing something extremely important again: "I suspect that I have "I didn't have breakfast" written on my left face, "I'm a little hungry" written on my right face, and "Hurry up and send me bread" written on my forehead. .”

Wang Hao: "..."

Wang Hao: "..."

Wang Hao: "..."

Wang Hao couldn't put it into words: "Brother Gu, you're a face, not a door frame, so you can't get left and right..."

He looked at Gu Xuzhou's forehead, and then said, "There's also the horizontal criticism."

When Gu Xuzhou got the answer, he said tiredly, "Then why did two girls give me bread after I left the classroom?"

Wang Hao's eyes moved to the two breads, he swallowed, and his tone was full of envy: "Is this a girl's gift to you?"

Gu Xuzhou nodded: "Yes, when I first went out to fetch water, two girls stuffed it for me."

Wang Hao said: "I really want girls to give me bread."

Gu Xuzhou frowned: "Don't you think it's weird, I sometimes didn't have time to eat breakfast, but no one gave me bread, and they knew I didn't have breakfast as soon as they saw me."

"It's really a bit strange," Wang Hao touched his chin and said, "Let me think about it."

Gu Xuzhou looked at him expectantly.

Wang Hao frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly showed an expression of enlightenment.

"What did you think of?" Gu Xuzhou asked anxiously.

Wang Hao dragged his voice and said, "Brother Gu, you are just like Pan An in ancient times."

"Pan An?"

Wang Hao continued: "He was thrown melons and fruits, and you were thrown bread."

Gu Xuzhou: "..."

He couldn't say a word: "You thought about it for a long time, and you came up with this?"

"I'm thinking very seriously, okay? I even quoted the classics..." Wang Hao rubbed his arms suddenly in the middle of speaking, and whispered to Gu Xuzhou: "Brother Gu, do you feel a little cold?"

Gu Xuzhou nodded: "Not only is it cold, but the air pressure is also very low."

The two looked at each other, and looked at... Cen Shuo in unison.

Cen Shuo's expression was normal, he was lowering his head to answer the question, with a calm look, but the air pressure on his body was very low.

Wang Hao frantically winked at Gu Xuzhou.

Gu Xuzhou looked at Wang Hao's eyes almost cramp, he took a deep breath, leaned over and said tentatively: "Cen Shuo, are you... not in a good mood?"

Cen Shuo put down his pen and looked at Gu Xuzhou: "No."

Gu Xuzhou almost shivered under Cen Shuo's gaze, "Are you really not in a bad mood?"

Cen Shuo asked back, "Do you think I'm angry?"

Gu Xu Zhou carefully looked at Cen Shuo's face, he didn't find any signs of anger on the latter's face, but he had a feeling somewhere: Cen Shuo was just angry.

Wang Hao really couldn't hold back, and interjected: "Brother Cen, you were in a good mood when you read early...why suddenly..."

Cen Shuo replied: "No one gave Gu Xuzhou bread when I was studying in the morning, but now someone will?"

Gu Xuzhou: "..."

The relationship problem is on the bread!

Gu Xuzhou stared at the bread in his hand, then looked at Cen Shuo, and suddenly understood why he was angry.

After Cen's mother passed away, Cen Shuo had a very difficult period of time. He often ate his last meal without finishing his meal, but no one gave Cen Shuo bread at that time.

This must have touched his heart.

Gu Xuzhou felt guilty, and immediately said: "I will not accept other people's bread in the future. I brought bread myself, so how can I accept other people's bread? If I want to give it, I must give it to those who need it."

Cen Shuo looked over with his dark eyes, and his eyes were full of emotions: "What about the other things that others gave?"

Gu Xuzhou said with great desire to survive: "No, I don't want anything!"

After Gu Xuzhou finished speaking, the cold pressure on Cen Shuo's body obviously dissipated, and he became the same as usual again.

Cen Shuo looked at Gu Xuzhou and said softly, "Then you must do what you say."

A gust of cool wind blew across Gu Xuzhou's back, which made him straighten his back immediately, and said with certainty: "I am a person who keeps my promises, and I will definitely do what I say!"

Only then did a smile appear in Cen Shuo's eyes.

Wang Hao, who witnessed the whole process: "..."

Why did he feel that Brother Gu was a bit like a scumbag who was caught stealing food outside and was caught on the spot?

An illusion, it must be an illusion.

Brother Gu and Brother Cen are good brothers, how could they feel like a young couple.

As soon as Wang Hao drove this strange thought out of his mind, he saw Cen Shuo standing up with the bread, and he asked curiously, "Brother Cen, where are you going with the bread?"

Cen Shuo said, "I'll return the bread."

Gu Xuzhou was taken aback, and quickly stopped him, saying, "Don't go..."

Cen Shuo interrupted him softly: "Have you repented?"

Gu Xuzhou was clever, and before Cen Shuo's air pressure dropped again, he said, "No, I don't regret it at all!"

Cen Shuo looked down at Gu Xuzhou's hand holding his arm, and remained silent.

"I didn't mean to keep the bread." Gu Xuzhou withdrew his hand tremblingly, and said with great desire to survive: "I don't even know who the two girls who gave me the bread are. Give the bread to those who have not had breakfast."

When Gu Xuzhou said this, Li Hongsheng came back from the outside after he caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye, and said loudly, "Sports Committee, come here."

Li Hongsheng was startled by the sound, and hurried over and said, "What's wrong, Brother Gu? Is something wrong?"

Gu Xuzhou asked him: "Have you had breakfast?"

Li Hongsheng shook his head: "Brother Gu, don't you know that I'm late? It would be nice if I don't get caught by the grade director. I don't have time for dinner."

As if hearing the sound of nature, Gu Xuzhou hurriedly stuffed two breads to Li Hongsheng excitedly and said, "I have two breads here, you can eat them for breakfast."

Li Hongsheng looked down at the bread, then at Gu Xuzhou, and fell silent.

Seeing Brother Gu's eager action just now, those who didn't know thought he was stuffing a grenade...

Li Hongsheng believed in Gu Xuzhou's character. Gu Ge would not trick him with bread. He picked up the bread and asked casually, "What kind of bread is this?"

"It seems to be called..." Gu Xuzhou recalled what the girl said, and repeated: "It seems to be called rag bread."

Li Hongsheng: "?????"

What a weird name.

Wang Hao was also dumbfounded: "The rag, is that the rag I thought of?"

After he finished speaking, the four of them looked at the wet, pitch-black rag on the podium in unison.

"..." Li Hongsheng said with difficulty: "This doesn't taste the same as that dishcloth..."

Gu Xuzhou was silent for two seconds: "Why don't you try?"

As soon as Wang Hao heard the excitement, he said: "You will know if you take a bite and taste it."

Li Hongsheng: "..."

Every day, why don't you eat?

Wang Hao said confidently: "If you can successfully imitate the taste of the dishcloth, it is also the success of this piece of bread. Think about the development of a taste, how many people work hard behind it, you shouldn't taste it, to them As a show of respect?"

Li Hongsheng was almost persuaded by Wang Hao, he tore open the packaging bag hesitantly, and sniffed it tentatively.

Wang Hao asked nervously, "Does it smell like a rag?"

Li Hongsheng shook his head: "It tastes like ordinary cake."

"The taste must have imitated the dishcloth." Wang Hao urged, "Try it quickly."

Gu Xuzhou was much more human than Wang Hao, and said, "Just a little taste."

Li Hongsheng's curiosity overwhelmed his disgust, and he tried to bite a piece.

Seeing Li Hongsheng's weird expression, Wang Hao's heart ached, and he asked, "Does the dishcloth smell bad?"

Li Hongsheng shook his head: "I didn't taste the smell of rags at all."

"Then you eat more." Wang Hao said, "The bit you bit into is not as big as a grain of rice, so it would be strange if you could taste it."

Li Hongsheng was very curious, he gritted his teeth and took a big bite of a piece of bread.

The sweet taste of the cake exploded on the taste buds, arousing Li Hongsheng's appetite, and Li Hongsheng couldn't resist taking another bite.

Wang Hao was shocked.

Li Hongsheng...he actually likes the smell of rags!

This is too harsh!

He subconsciously moved his butt, moving a little further away from Li Hongsheng.

Gu Xuzhou and Cen Shuo looked at each other, and Qiqi took a deep breath.

The cake was very small, and after Li Hongsheng ate it in big gulps, he noticed the strange expressions on Wang Hao, Gu Xuzhou's and Cen Shuo's faces.

He froze for a moment, and belatedly realized that he hadn't made it clear just now: "Don't get me wrong, this cake is fragrant and sweet, and it's quite delicious. It doesn't smell like rags at all."

Wang Hao said quietly: "Who can prove it?"

Li Hongsheng looked at the empty packing bag in his hand, lost in thought.

He seems to have accidentally finished eating the cake.

Wang Hao sighed, and wrote all over his face, "I didn't expect you to have such a strong taste. I like the smell of rags."

Li Hongsheng wanted to cry, but he regretted that he couldn't resist eating the cake just now, and now he has no chance to explain.

Seeing Li Hongsheng's broken face, Gu Xuzhou patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, it's not a problem if the taste is stronger. When I eat durian, my brother often suspects that I'm eating shit."

Li Hongsheng has eight mouths and can't explain it clearly: "Yes, but this really doesn't smell like rags!"

Wang Hao said, "It doesn't smell like rag, so why is it called rag bread?"

Li Hongsheng couldn't answer.

Wang Hao lowered his voice: "It's okay, we are good brothers, I will keep it a secret for you."

Gu Xuzhou nodded, covered Cen Shuo's mouth with one hand, and made a movement of zipping his mouth with the other hand.

Holding the empty packing bag, Li Hongsheng roared wildly in his heart:

Why is a good piece of bread called rag bread?