cure that paranoid heartthrob

On the first day of school, Gu Xuzhou was inexplicably nervous.

Gu Lin glanced at him and said, "Didn't you say that you are calm and not nervous at all?"

"I'm not nervous." Gu Xuzhou said stiffly, and couldn't help but whisper in his brother's ear: "Are you nervous about going to work in the company on the first day?"

Gu Lin looked at him strangely, "Why, my subordinates are nervous if they are nervous."

Gu Xuzhou: "..."

It seems to be the case.

Brother's pain, brother doesn't understand.

Gu Xuzhou ignored his brother, sat up straight, and comforted himself.

Gu Xuzhou was a little road-crazy, so he came early, and after getting lost in various ways, he finally found his class.

Class 14, sophomore year.

After Gu Xuzhou went in, he thought about it and sat in the last row.

It's not that he wants to sit here, but he thinks that Cen Shuo prefers to sit in the last row.

After less than 5 minutes, Cen Shuo also came.

Gu Xuzhou raised his hand to greet him.

Cen Shuo sat next to Gu Xuzhou.

Gu Xuzhou looked at the strange faces around him, and whispered to Cen Shuo, "Are you nervous?"

Cen Shuo put down his schoolbag: "It's okay."

After finishing speaking, he comforted a little stiffly: "Don't be nervous, the students will definitely like you."

In the second year of high school, the class division will be disrupted again. The students don't know each other. When they meet someone they know well by chance, they chat enthusiastically together.

Gu Xuzhou sat for a while, couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and whispered to Cen Shuo, "Why do I feel that everyone is secretly watching us?"

Cen Shuo raised his head, looked around for a week, and caught many eyes that he hadn't had time to take back.

Cen Shuo explained: "They...may be more curious about new classmates."

Gu Xuzhou was a little puzzled.

Do you need to keep your eyes open to see new classmates?

*****

Wang Hao rubbed his eyes and dragged his feet towards the new class.

He has a cheerful personality and has friends all over the world. Within a few steps, several people call him "every day, every day".

Wang Hao scolded with a smile: "Who is Ritian, don't you know the word Hao?"

He found his new class and walked in with a yawn.

He didn't finish his yawn, his mouth half-opened and froze.

There are two people sitting in the last row in the corner of the class.

One is indifferent and alienated, the other is clean and well-behaved, the two sitting there look like a painting.

Seeing the two of them, his eyes were like dripping with Zhen Zhiming.

Wang Hao sighed in his heart: handsome guy is good-looking, sincerely don't deceive me.

Even a guy like him thinks that the two of them are too handsome, and it's no wonder that the girls in the class are all excited like crazy.

Wang Hao walked over and sat in front of him, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Wang Ritian... Bah, my name is Wang Hao."

Gu Xuzhou smiled and narrowed his eyes, "My name is Gu Xuzhou."

Cen Shuo said calmly, "Cen Shuo."

Wang Hao said to Cen Shuo, "I know you."

Gu Xuzhou was surprised and said, "You guys knew each other before?"

"I don't know, I know Cen Shuo unilaterally, he may not know me." Wang Hao explained, "Cen Shuo is a reserve member of the school grass, who doesn't know him."

After finishing speaking, Wang Hao said to Gu Xuzhou in puzzlement: "Then how could I have never heard of your name before?"

Gu Xuzhou explained: "I just transferred here."

Wang Hao nodded: "It turns out that this is the case. This time the class division is really perfect. You are assigned to the same class. Believe it or not, there must be a lot of people around our class in the next few days."

Gu Xuzhou asked, "Why?"

Wang Hao didn't answer directly, but suddenly sighed: "You are a transfer student, so don't you have to do your summer homework?"

Gu Xuzhou nodded.

"I really envy you." Wang Hao pursed his lips, "The little fairy Wang Houxiong really drained me to the last drop."

Gu Xuzhou tilted his head in confusion: "What are you talking about, is Wang Houxiong a human being?"

Wang Hao was stunned, and Cen Shuo also looked up at him, and the students around him who were embarrassed to come up to talk to him also looked at him brightly.

Gu Xuzhou felt that the atmosphere was not right, and whispered with some guilt: "Where did I say something wrong?"

Wang Hao asked in surprise: "You haven't heard of Wang Houxiong!"

Gu Xuzhou shook his head: "Who is he, do I have to know him..."

Wang Hao did not give up and asked: "What about Xue Jinxing?"

Gu Xuzhou still shook his head.

Someone next to him interjected: "What about Rong Deji, Ren Zhihong, and Qu Yixian?"

Gu Xuzhou still shook his head and asked, "Are they celebrities?"

Wang Hao doubted his life: "Brother, have you ever done a tutorial book?"

"Tutorial book?" Gu Xuzhou thought for a while and said, "No."

Wang Hao was silent for two seconds, came over and patted Gu Xuzhou on the shoulder, and said, "Brother, don't be afraid, Brother Hao will help you!"

Other students around also said that everyone is in the same class and will definitely help each other.

Cen Shuo: "..."

Are you misunderstanding something.

Several people chatted for a while, and a man with a gentle expression walked in holding a tea mug.

"Cough cough, everyone be quiet."

The class fell silent instantly, and they all looked up at the teacher.

"Hi everyone, my name is Li Ying, and I'm your class teacher. You can call me Teacher Li." Li Ying wrote his name on the blackboard, and then said slowly, "You can also call me weird things behind your back." Nickname, but please remember, don’t let it slip.”

The whole class was amused by Li Ying.

Li Ying took a sip before continuing: "All of us will spend the next two years together. I hope that our big family will be harmonious and united in the future."

"Okay!" Wang Hao responded first.

The boys also made a fuss.

After Li Ying finished his opening remarks, he said, "Then it's time for everyone to introduce themselves and get to know each other."

As soon as he finished speaking, the girls made expressions of pain.

Because the dry self-introduction on stage is embarrassing for my wife!

Seeing this, Li Ying said with a smile: "I know that everyone is reluctant to introduce themselves, and thinks this is too embarrassing. Teacher understands you, so let's change the way."

When everyone heard it, they cheered up instantly.

Li Ying said: "Everyone thinks of a word to describe themselves, and then introduces themselves in groups. The first person only needs to introduce himself, and the following people need to repeat the self-introduction of all the previous people, and then introduce themselves. Find a few classmates to demonstrate."

Li Ying said: "I am Teacher Li who loves to drink tea."

Classmate a: "I am Li Xiaoming who loves to play basketball next to Teacher Li who loves to drink tea."

Classmate b: "I'm Xiao Wang who wears black glasses next to Teacher Li who likes to drink tea, next to Li Xiaoming who loves to play basketball."

Li Ying said: "It's probably like this, do you understand?"

This novel and somewhat competitive form of self-introduction quickly aroused everyone's interest.

Li Ying saw that everyone was discussing in full swing, so he said with a smile: "After the students on the stage have introduced themselves, I will randomly ask a student from the audience to repeat everyone's self-introduction. Don't think that you can do it in the following Let your guard down!"

Everyone has found that as long as they are in the front, there is less need for repeated self-introduction, and the more they are in the back, the more disadvantages.

This was the first meeting, and everyone discussed the order without any shyness.

The first group took to the stage in no time.

Some stumbled, some temporarily changed their words, and some couldn't figure it out and were so anxious to scratch their hair.

Everyone laughed and laughed, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

Gu Xuzhou and the others are the last group.

Wang Hao is the third from the bottom, Gu Xuzhou is the second from the bottom, and Cen Shuo is the bottom one.

The previous few people were quite normal, but when Wang Hao finished repeating the self-introduction of the previous people, Wang Hao rolled his eyes and began to use his brain: "I can say that a lama came from the south and pulled five Jin Tama. A dumb guy from the north, with a trumpet pinned to his waist, the lama of Tira Tama wants to exchange the Tama for the horn of the dumb who doesn’t have the horn, and the dumb who doesn’t want the horn, he doesn’t want to exchange the trumpet for Tira Tama Lama's Tama's Wang Hao!!"

Gu Xuzhou: "..."

Cen Shuo: "..."

Li Ying: "..."

Other students: "..."

After the whole class was silent for five seconds, the pot was completely blown up.

"Hahahahahaha, Ritian is still amazing!!"

"Fuck, Ritian, you're so talkative!!"

"A lama came from the south, lifting five catties to wax... Sun, what's the next sentence!"

"Haotian, I think you are deliberately making things difficult for our new classmates!!"

Gu Xuzhou was completely dumbfounded, his bewildered little expression was very similar to that "I was so scared that I dropped my melon seeds" emoji.

Gu Xuzhou had no choice but to bite the bullet. After countless times of making jokes and being reminded, Gu Xuzhou finally finished reading.

After doing this, Gu Xuzhou's desire to win was aroused. He thought for a while and said: "I want to study NP-complete problems, Hodge conjecture, Poincaré conjecture, Riemann hypothesis, the existence and quality of Yang Mills Gu Xuzhou of Gap, Yang-Mills Theory, Navier-Stokes Equation, BSD Conjecture, Goldbach Conjecture, Four Color Theorem, Fermat’s Last Theorem.”

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Gu Beicheng, you are so ruthless!

The author has something to say: Tongue twisters and mathematical theorems come from Baidu~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Yuxi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!