Those days of fighting for the male lead with the winners in life [Quick Transmigration]

Disappointed!

Ten Thousand Immortals' complaint system is so disappointing!

Why can't family members of customer service complain?Why didn't the customer service let him lie on the lap pillow when he got bigger?Why did the system ignore the actual problem when he complained, and didn't transfer it to manual service?

He won't give up so easily!He doesn't believe that customer service has to practice every day, once can't do it twice, twice can't do it three times, he must experience the perfect customer service without family members once!

He rushed to the street with high spirits and bought six balls of ice cream and 1L of iced tea. He had a hearty meal in the cold windy weather at the end of October. After eating, he developed acute gastroenteritis and was sent to the hospital. Hang a needle.

After recovering from his illness, he regrouped and planned to fight again.But before he left, he suddenly remembered that the fighting skills he had persisted in fighting for many years after graduation could not keep up with his overnight evolution - when the giant plants and strange beasts first appeared, he could still hold a small electromagnetic dagger Protecting those people, but after just a few days of evolution, he is still a weak person who needs protection even with the big black umbrella given by the customer service family.

Is he going to call customer service as soon as he enters that world?According to the game party's irresponsible attitude, maybe they will complain that he calls frequently, and deliberately arrange other customer service for him!

If you go, your strength is insufficient; if you don't, you will feel uncomfortable!After hesitating for a while between the dilemmas, he chose the third path, which also hurt his kidneys.He took out his entrepreneurial reserves and ordered a newest combat mech, equipped with the most powerful laser sword.

He drove the mecha into the small world of Mingyi, allowing the group of behemoths who had just evolved to the top of the food chain to experience what science and technology are the primary productive forces.

The laser blade cuts through the thick carapace, just like cutting butter with a hot knife. The beast with a height of several meters is like a steel mecha that is also four meters high and weighs several tons. Weak as paper.The elemental composition of carbon-based organisms determines that no matter how thick a bone plate is, it cannot withstand metal, let alone a laser blade whose temperature can melt metal.

As soon as he entered this world, he attracted the attention of all the beasts and humans. Among the people he——his customer service and family members had rescued—just came to contact him with someone from the military department, and cautiously asked him where he was from. People, how did they appear in this city with such a big robot.

They even used adjectives such as "powerful warrior", "exotic beast nemesis", and "a strong man that has never been seen before". customer service.After cleaning up the strange beasts and giant trees at the scene, he opened the breastplate of the mecha, jumped to the ground with a particularly chic posture, and took off the Smoky Crystal helmet.

When that face was revealed, all the people who came to approach him showed a look of surprise and shock.The person who had eaten in the same team as him rushed forward in a loss of composure, and was so excited that he didn't know what to say. After a long time, he said, "So it's you! Mr. Shi, I knew you were not an ordinary person. You and that Shao man Are the customer service staff and his family members not gods, but aliens?"

"No...it's not...I'm just an ordinary person who came to travel. They are real gods. If I am also a god, can I use them to save me?" Shi Weishen shook his head repeatedly, looking at the faces of everyone adoring and expecting, He gritted his teeth and said, "I just remembered that the conditions were too difficult when we all fled. We happened to have this kind of large mech there, so I wanted to send one for you to try!"

Large mecha?Give them for nothing?The person who came with Shi Weishen was so convinced that he almost regarded him as the savior, but the person sent by the army didn't think it was so simple.He immediately contacted the leader and asked Shi Weishen to go to the military headquarters for a detailed discussion—to talk about the compensation he deserved for donating this mecha, and the subsequent sale of mechas and advanced weapons.

After donating the mecha in a fever, he also calmed down, thinking about what special features in this world he could bring back and sell, otherwise this mecha would be enough for him to eat for a few months, and his business plan would have to say goodbye from now on.But in this dilapidated world, what can be sold in a place where technology is advanced like a small world?

After thinking about it for a long time, he focused on the exotic animal meat that he had eaten before and was not quite satisfied.The strange beasts are fattened up in just a few days, and the meat is tender and tender. Even if the cooking technique is a little rough, the natural fragrance contained in it is delicious enough.

Wuwuxiao world has been developed by human beings for too long, and it lacks this kind of natural game.And because of the frequent star robbers and wars, ordinary people also have a military style in their lives, they don't pay much attention to the taste of food, and pay more attention to convenience and quickness.The food is more synthesized by adding a lot of food flavors and pigments. It is so rare to eat dry food that is delicious without a lot of post-processing.

Taking himself as an example, why did he work so hard to travel to this terrible world again and again?Wasn't it because of watching Colonel Fang Li's video that he wanted to eat the delicious food made by the customer service and lie on the customer service's lap pillow?

After eating a few simple and fresh barbecues, stews, bacon, and jerky in the military camp, he was sure that these delicious exotic meat would definitely sell!

He first tried to pack a schoolbag of well-packaged barbecue back home, and posted a real ad on the Internet of #naturalmaterial##一月内长的幼兽肉##收起方力的足球客户服务定位的大厨制制#, It sold out shortly after it hit the shelves.

Another door suddenly opened in front of Shi Weishen.

He bought mechas, laser guns, plasma hand cannons and other weapons again and went back to the Wuwang small world, returning more food.This job actually has more room for development than the screenless optical brain project he discussed when he came to Wuwu Small World. After a while, his cross-travel express business was on the right track, and barbecues were built in the two worlds respectively. Monopoly Center and Mech R&D Center.

When he first joined this job, he didn't have much time to think about how to call for rescue, but one day suddenly, he discovered that the forest in Mingyi Small World that contained countless strange beasts had been bulldozed, and it was originally so powerful that humans could only The looking-up alien beast was imprisoned in an artificial breeding farm at some point, and safety and tranquility were restored near his passage to and from the world and further away, and human beings re-established order on top of this.

That is to say...he could no longer be in danger of needing to call customer assistance!

He worked so hard to run to this world, the original purpose was just to encounter a little danger, so that Shao Zongyan would come to rescue him again, but now it seems that there is no danger for him to meet?Then how can he enjoy the perfect customer service, how can he enjoy the knee pillow, how can he enjoy the journey without family members...

Shi Wei pressed his heart in deep annoyance, clicked on the smart body measurement function on the bracelet, and asked in pain: "Did my emotional anxiety affect my body?"

complaint!Must complain about this irresponsible game of his feelings!

He waited angrily for the test results. After a while, an electronic voice that was more inhumane than that of Yuanyang Canghua's customer service family members and after-sales service came from the bracelet: "Your body fat rate has increased by five percentage points, and the rest of the items are normal. Preliminary It is suspected to be caused by eating too much protein and fat recently. Please pay attention to diet and exercise, and adjust your health status as soon as possible.”

...Mom, if you are not sick, you have to make it sick!

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Just when the client was sacrificing himself and engaging in technical exchanges between the two worlds, Shao Daochang also returned to Yan Hanjiang's newly rented house and officially started selling Yuanguang.The vending machine that was no longer sold was taken back by Yan Hanjiang and turned into a locker for storing Yuanguang. Usually, it can drop any movie you want to watch by pressing it, which is full of fun.

With a place to live and a false identity that can be accessed on the optical network, it is like laying the foundation for a tall building, making everything easier.Customer service Shao still hasn’t lost the focus of Mifensi at this time, and it is impossible to go out to sell Yuanguang in a big way—if he dares to do this, the urban news crew will be able to board the door of the rental house the next day and do a "space Why did the rescue hero rent the old house" sensational program.

So you have to dress up to go out.

Daoist Shao was reluctant to melt his face into dough with Yanyan Pill, and tried the effect of bare-handed plastic surgery. He only bought fake beards, double eyelid stickers, and the season's discounted eyebrows and dark-colored bottoms Like, I plan to put on a simple makeup.He didn't understand this before, but in this small world of information explosion, there are many tutorials, which can be easily obtained by moving a finger.

According to the tutorial, first glue the skin around the eyes down, and glue the pair of peach blossom eyes that are too obvious into a normal eye shape with a slightly lower tail; then cover the top with a layer of rice base to cover the dark spots on the face. Good complexion, also cover the two large double eyelid stickers pasted near the cheekbones; then cut off a small piece of fake beard, trim it and stick it on the eyebrows, make the neat and clear eyebrows thick and messy; finally stick a thousand picks The three locks of mustaches that Wan Xuan brought, he looked like an upright and worldly expert with a degree in his crown.

He looked at himself in the mirror for a long time, and he liked and sighed with emotion: "It would be great if I was born like this, so clear and bright, how can I be regarded as a frivolous wild Taoist when I meet you?"

Yan Hanjiang looked at the face in the mirror from behind, with a slight smile in his eyes: "I don't care about your appearance, I just like you the way you are now, what do others think of you and me?"

Alas!Brother Yan's realm is really high, he can't see through his skin, his appearance is all false, and he especially likes the face of Brother Yan, every time he sees his naked tail showing off, he is still fascinated.He stroked his beard, coughed, and stretched out his hand to Yan Hanjiang: "Brother Yan, do you want to go out with me for sales? If not, I'll come back from grocery shopping at noon. What do you want to eat?"

Grass carp held down that hand without saying a word, and turned into a small person the size of a palm and sat in his palm.

Daoist Shao stuffed him into the shirt without any hassle, but the clothes were a bit close-fitting, and even such a small grass carp would look bulging when stuffed in.Yan Hanjiang took a look in the full-length mirror, felt dissatisfied, and said, "You take an office bag, and I will sit on your bag, grab some straps so you won't be afraid of falling off."

Shao Daochang changed into a pure black suit and leather shoes, a snow-white shirt, and a classic dress selling insurance, which really matched the black one-shoulder office bag better.It's just that those few strands of long beard don't match the clothes, but he has always wanted to grow such a beard and become a fairy-like old man, so he couldn't bear to change his look, so he just made do with it and went out.

In his left hand he held Yugui, which was used to appraise the immortal fate, and in his right hand, he tightly held the backpack with grass carp essence on his chest, as if he was afraid of losing it, causing passers-by to look at him when they passed by.However, Daoist Shao was determined, no matter how others looked at him, he would hold on to the small grass carp with a pendant on his bag and search for potential customers back and forth on the bustling Central Street.

After slipping away for a whole morning, he really met a person with a fairy fate.Yugui wavered slightly, and pointed straight at that person, and a faint white light appeared on Gui's body, indicating the depth of his celestial relationship.

The salesman Shao Zongyan, who is immoral and refined, walked tens of meters away in one step, walked around to the man from behind, stroked his beard, and put on a sympathetic manner: " This gentleman, have you heard of "Yuanyang Canghua"?"

The stopped young man stared straight at him, the corners of his mouth twitched for a while, and asked, "Master, you still come out to sell this at such an age? It's so cold, the company is so wicked! Just finished the report on the news. Crack down on those who illegally manufacture and sell counterfeit and shoddy games, let you come out and sell this, if you don't catch up with me, someone else will have to call the police and lock you in!"

...What's going on here, what brother Yan sold for him is obviously genuine?He lowered his head and glanced at Yan Hanjiang who was seriously pretending to be a pendant, and his cold and slightly displeased voice suddenly sounded in his head: "Some mortals sell games under false names and ruin our reputation. The local government completely prohibits the sale of "" "Yuan Yang Cang Hua"."

This is really a disaster.Shao Daochang sighed, raised his hand to stop the potential customer who was about to leave, took out a client from the kit and handed it to him: "This customer, please stay, you have a fairy fate, so I stopped here Yours, if you don’t believe me, I have a client here that you can try out, you can see it yourself and you’ll know?”

"No! I still have to go to the Jijia Master Appraisal Center to get a certificate, and I'm not a gamer!" The young man turned around and was about to leave, but it was too late—his hand was caught by Shao Daochang, and his whole body He couldn't take a step as if he had taken root, and he could only watch helplessly as the evil thing that was glowing faintly like a crystal ball was stuffed into his hands.

Then he couldn't really move.After Shao Zongyan let go of his hand, he still stood on the spot with his hand on the client, his face was full of shock, and it took him a long time to regain his vitality.

The shimmering mobile phone in his hand also lost its light and turned into an ordinary glass ball.

This is already logged in, the symbol of the client's integration into the soul.

When the client came to his senses, Daoist Shao stroked his long beard and asked him with a smile, "Dear client, what do you think of our game?"

The customer rolled his eyes coldly and arrogantly: "Master, no matter how good your attitude is, it's useless. This is a broken game, and I can't log in at all. I made a whole set of fractal geometry, and I finished clicking on the options for this point, but I couldn't see it." Yihei threw it out for me!"

Alright, this is entering the Unnamed Valley!Yan Xianchang has studied game promotion many times, and has rich experience. He sat down and blinked, signaling Shao Daochang to charge quickly.

Daoist Shao was also unambiguous, and turned his palm to hold out the balance that had been connected to the suction nozzle, put the round light on one end, and pierced the other end into the luck silk ball wrapped around the client's body, extracting a trace of luck equivalent to the value of the round light.

The young man frowned and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Master, why are you doing some work to force me to buy this thing? You just take a vacuum cleaner, no, take a dry cleaner to wash my clothes, and I won't buy them. No matter how good the customer service is I can't stop the game, I'm not the one who buys things just for the service...

Hey, where are you going, sir?I still have your broken glass ball in my hand, sir!uncle?

... How can he run so fast at such an old age? Could it be the customer service of that game?No wonder there is such a good customer service, the game was not famous before, because the game can't be played at all..."

The young man shook his head, put away the dim light, like the round light of an ordinary glass ball, submerged in the flow of people, and returned to the ordinary.

And after that, in many streets, many cities, many continents, and even planets of the alliance, this scene was repeated.More and more people with Xianyuan were identified and forced to sell the game.And some of these players immediately switch to other worlds to travel after logging in; some don't even know that their souls have entered the fairy world to practice, and they are still submerged, waiting for the day when the souls return from learning and shine. .

However, Shao Daochang, who has such a strong salesmanship, is still a rescuer in his job.Just when he had just pushed forward the work from the capital to a town [-] kilometers away, the soft voice of the deacon of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion came again from the client: "A player of the Xiuxian version called the customer service, please do a good job of rescue." Prepare. The technical difficulty of this rescue exceeds the ability of customer service. The game team is debugging the teleportation equipment. After the customer service is in place, please turn on the teleportation locator and prepare to receive the technical support from the teleportation of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion."

Huh?Could it be that he has been promoted again? Otherwise, how could he receive such a high-level task that requires the personal assistance of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion faction?Daoist Shao was surprised and delighted, and let the teleportation round light wrap him and send him into the space of Tongjieling.Yan Hanjiang, who was lining up to buy ice cream at the roadside stall, also sensed the Deputy Commander's movement, and hurriedly pulled out, mixed into the crowded crowd, and left this world without a sound.

After a short journey through the void, they fell to the ground again.Before the brilliance of the Tongjie Token completely dissipated, they heard a gloomy voice full of disgust from behind: "How could I want you to be a good-for-nothing bitch."