Those days of fighting for the male lead with the winners in life [Quick Transmigration]

Setting up an office is an extremely difficult job.

The most difficult thing is that there is no money to rent a house, and the next level is how to escape from a large number of Yan Mifen and crazy buyers who have no fairy fate.

Shao Daochang was squatting in an abandoned mecha factory, roasting sweet potatoes with the old mecha shell that had been abandoned for a long time but was still smooth and shiny, and said worriedly: "Brother Xu is also very respected by those people in Cangcheng, but there is no Crazy like this. I am surrounded by people when I go out, and there are big portraits like arrest warrants hanging all over the street, but how can I sell the game?"

Yan Hanjiang took out a piece of sweet potato that was roasted until the outside was scorched and the inside was soft, the skin was open, and a little bit of syrup flowed out, and he broke off half of it and handed it to him. Is it successful? Simply find an economic company to package it, and promote the online game of Thousand Mirage Pavilion through celebrity effect."

"But what about those customers who don't have Xianyuan? Fairy Cong even asked us to test if we are destined to sell, otherwise I will ask Fang Li to help me set up an online store." He tore off a piece of sweet potato meat and stuffed it into his mouth, warm, It was fragrant and sweet, but it made him feel a lot calmer.

The two ate two sweet potatoes, and Shao Zongyan set up an iron net, cut off a venison leg, and cooked a meal of roast venison with this large homemade oven.The venison slices are thinly sliced, marinated with hot sauce and fresh vegetables and fruits to remove the fishy smell, and cooked on the fire for a while, and then dipped in sesame sauce, scallop sauce and spicy oil. It is fresh, tender and spicy , People can't hold back their mouths.

Pair it with fresh deer blood wine, and it will feel warm after a sip. I can't even wear clothes in this large factory building that is surrounded by wind.Grass carp essence is alright. Humans have a higher body temperature, so they can’t help but take off their outer robes while they’re grilling, and stand by the grill in just a white dark coat, poaching slices of meat.

Yan Hanjiang drank the wine slowly, and saw that he was busy cutting and grilling meat, but he didn't move his chopsticks, so he asked, "Are you full? Don't be too busy if you have nothing to do. The skin is off."

Daoist Shao didn't know whether he was drinking or roasting, his face was flushed, his eyes seemed to be soaked with water, his eyes were soft and bright, he dropped his dial and smiled, "I'm used to wearing clothes these days, and I even forgot to return Brother Yan's clothes." .You eat slowly, I'll wash it and return it to you."

"You don't need to wash, your body has become impeccable, and it is much cleaner than ordinary water, but it will be dirty after washing." Grass carp, with her legs crossed, sat beside a machine tool with her body supported on one hand, Holding the wine glass, he watched him take off his clothes one by one, fold them neatly together, even put his shoes and socks beside him, and finally stood in the courtyard with only a dark coat on.

He stood barefoot on the cold marble floor, and the wind blew from the side of the court, and the thin single clothes were blown close to his body by the wind.But he didn't know whether it was the nourishing effect of the venison or the deer blood wine, but he didn't feel cold at all, instead he felt that the wind was cool and refreshing.

"Good wind." Shao Zongyan squinted his eyes to face the direction of the wind, and opened his hands behind his back.The robe was blown off his body, but when it was about to slide off completely, it was caught by his fingertips and grabbed back, folded and placed on top of the pile of clothes.

"You're drunk." Yan Hanjiang threw down the wine glass, stepped in front of him, and touched his face with his hand: "You have worked hard these days, don't worry about work, first practice for a while, and consolidate the foundation-building realm."

"Huh?" Daoist Shao subconsciously put his face on his hand, closed his eyes and leaned hard, suddenly felt that his whole body fell into a warm and soft place, which made him extremely at ease, and his soul was overwhelmed by this soft and warm feeling Wrapped and plunged into the emptiness.

Yan Hanjiang smiled slightly and withdrew his palm.Curled up with his palm lay a little man about the same length as his hand, wearing only a pair of white cotton shorts, it was Shao Zongyan who was standing in front of him just now.

Before Shao Zongyan wrapped his skin and turned into a little fish, he already thought it was extremely cute, but he didn't expect that when he turned into this palm-sized human form, he would be several times cuter than the little fish.

Yan Hanjiang looked at him for a long time, rubbing his belly, stroking his hands and feet, smoothing his hair, pinching his face and ears from time to time, but he couldn't stop his hands.I don't know how long it took him to wake up from this state, and finally understood where Shao Zongyan's enthusiasm for making small clothes, small quilts, and small tableware... when he was in his own home before.

He is such a self-controlled monster who can't hold it anymore!

Yan Hanjiang quickly calmed down, supported Shao Zongyan with one hand, picked up his magic bag with the other, and took out a small robe and wrapped it around him by using the function of Tongjie Ling and Deputy Ling.

The sliced ​​meat on the grill had been burnt to charcoal, and he didn't bother to eat any more. He waved his sleeves to collect the things on the ground, and left the abandoned factory with the small, motionless Shao Zongyan in his hand, and rented an apartment in a nearby residential area. apartment.

He conjured documents and money to pay the rent with a demon method. When registering, he directly activated the sub-command of the Tongjie Token, and used the illusion of the Mirage Pavilion to interfere with the light path, so that the main system of the registration center did not respond to this transaction, and it went smoothly. Lived in a new house.

It was also a unit similar to the one he had in Zongzheng Small World, with two bedrooms and one living room. The room was simply decorated and equipped with optical network.The first thing he did after he moved in was to install the optical brain. First, he bought a whole set of rooms and clothes for a doll of this size online. He changed the clothes for Shao Zongyan and put them in the transparent room at the front. He practiced in concentration.

With such a cute little Taoist companion every day, who wants to work?Shao Daochang has wronged clients because of the little mermaid, let alone a mermaid like Yan Xianchang who is determined to be taken care of.

But if he didn't do it at all, he was worried that Shao Zongyan would be busy with work after waking up, going out early and returning late every day to sell Yuanguang to others.Now that the streets are full of crazy people, and if he goes out to sell Yuanguang, he doesn't know how many people are pestering him. How can he have time to live a good life?

Thousand Mirage Pavilion is really good at employing people. After all, he, a family member, can't just wait for soft food.With a "tsk tsk", Yan Hanjiang opened the kit given by Fairy Cong.

In the bag are enough game clients to fill their small apartment; a scale used to evaluate the value of items in this world; and a half-room optical illusion ball and a circular mirror produced by Ten Thousand Immortals.In addition, there are a large number of illusion talismans, communication talismans, photo talismans, as well as half a room of spirit stones and many elixirs, which were probably given to Shao Zongyan as salary and start-up funds.

He probed in with his divine sense, took out a few bottles of pills and looked at them, most of them were things that female fairies like Zhuyan Pill, Sculpting Pill, and Yuji Pill.But there are also a few bottles of Yiyuan Pill and Qingxin Pill that are helpful in cultivation, and a bottle of Breaking Barrier Pill that helps to drive away the demons when forming a pill, which is considered generous for a monk who has just built a foundation.

But he hasn't been so generous to the point where he, a great monster who is about to turn into a dragon, is willing to carry the banner to sell them.

He stayed at home and thought about it for two days. By the way, he bought a few fully automatic landscape fish tanks on Shangguang.com, and contacted a fish pond with a good reputation to deliver fish to his door regularly. He also stocked up some seasonings such as chili, pepper, and bean paste .

Shao Zongyan entered meditation practice, and he also picked up the skill of cooking fish again, either ordering takeaway or cooking boiled fish by himself.When eating, I would occasionally hold a piece to Shao Zongyan's lips, and then wipe the oily shine on his face, enjoying himself.

Of course, he also seriously considered the issue of selling the game.

After a few days of inspection at Shangguang.com, he ordered a vending machine, disassembled it, and modified it.Inside the coin slot, there are jade slips that can detect immortal fate and a balance that absorbs luck to compensate for the price of Yuanguang. Instigated, violently snatched their vending machines.

After installing it, he took the doll house to the jungle in the outskirts of the city, and zoomed in to take a few promotional photos of Shao Zongyan.The palm-sized Taoist priest looks tall and handsome under the camera, with blurred grass leaves under his feet, as if standing on the top of a high mountain. Just a back view can make up a soul-stirring rescue story.

He personally went to the printing shop to have people print life-size pictures, and when he returned home, he personally pasted them on the sides of the vending machines, and even uploaded a few photos on the Internet for publicity.

"Want to try the most popular large-scale online game "Yuanyang Canghua"? Do you want to be rescued by the omnipotent customer service like Colonel Fang Li in a desperate situation? The vending machines of the online game "Yuanyang Canghua" are about to hit the streets , those who are destined can buy the game.”

As soon as this advertisement was uploaded, tens of thousands of posts went viral. The government, military, star thieves, and hackers from all over the world were all tracking down his real address.However, the illusion with the Boundary Order blocked the flow of light, and even the Light Network Control Center couldn't find any clues.

"Yuanyang Canghua" has always existed in an incomparably mysterious manner, and even the people who bought it seem to be affected by it, making them look weird.

Some people just excitedly posted on the Internet, saying that they bought the game "Yuanyang Canghua" and wanted to try it out happily, and they might not mention any related news after a few minutes.Even if some onlookers pressed him to ask him how the game is and whether he has played it, he would only answer lightly: "The quality is not good and I can't open it. Now I have no interest in it."

And some people mysteriously disappear shortly after showing off their beauty, and come back mysteriously after a long or short period of time, and become travel enthusiasts ever since.

In the next few days, a large number of vending machines with the same printed images on the Internet flooded the streets and alleys. The games sold in them were different and the prices were different, but they all used "divine customer service" and "perfect customer service experience" as gimmicks. Attract buyers.

The military and the government also planned to investigate Shao Zongyan's origins, and sent people to clean up the vending machines on the street several times.This move hit a group of Sanwu games pretending to be "Yuanyang Canghua" for profit, and also arrested many people who illegally used vending machines to swindle money, but failed to find any real clues about this game.

After repeated failures, the government finally gave up on tracing the origins of "Yuanyang Canghua" and Shao Zongyan, announcing that those who sold the game were scammers, and advised people not to fall for it.

In this way, there will be fewer counterfeit client vending machines competing with Yan Hanjiang for customers, but there will also be fewer customers who come to patronize the genuine ones.The number of clients in the vending machine has not decreased for several days, and even Yan Hanjiang, a family member who doesn't care much about work, has the idea of ​​selling banners in person.

Before this idea could be put into practice, the sub-command of Tongjie on his body suddenly sounded, and a slightly high-pitched female voice reminded repeatedly: "I received a customer request for help, and the customer asked the customer service Shao Zongyan to rescue him personally. Please prepare for the transmission. , this transmission will be completed within 20 seconds."

The work of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion is also a humanized assignment. Shao Zongyan is still in deep concentration at this time, and the Tongjie Order automatically blocks the task reminder to prevent him from being disturbed by the task. However, Yan Hanjiang, the family member with the deputy order, was selected to replace him Daoist work.When the teleportation light came on, he couldn't help but quit, Yan Hanjiang snorted coldly, put away the fish tank in the house with his sleeves, and entered the Tongjieling with the doll's house.

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Zhaonan Small World, Langsha City.

In a stuffy coffee shop on the ground floor of Langhua Building, a dozen men and women with panicked looks and disheveled clothes huddled behind a bunker made of sofas, poking their heads out vigilantly from behind the sofas, observing the murderous streets outside.

This place was originally a very bustling street, with bustling merchants and customers on both sides of the road, e-commerce and financial companies gathered in the building, and there are restaurants and coffee shops in the building for these employees to rest.The [-]-lane thoroughfare below is usually too congested before five o'clock in the afternoon every day.

But now the street is still congested, and it is not cars that block the road, but the roots of tall vines.

The building they were in was covered with a whole wall of strange vines. Countless silk tendrils stretched out into the air, detecting moving objects like tentacles, and then rolled them into bloody mud for the stems and leaves to absorb as nutrients.

In addition to the vines, the original normal street trees have also grown and alienated. The height of the tree is tens of meters, and the aerial roots protruding in the air are thicker than the previous trunk.An arm-thick fibrous root hangs down from the main root, dividing the street like a curtain, and there are many different weird creatures between the different curtains.

Horned frogs spraying viscous venom, colorful monitor lizards with membranous wings between their front and rear limbs, skeleton poisonous moths that sprinkle poisonous rice on the ground during flight, man-eating birds with thin and curved beaks and sharp teeth, Huge vampire bats with blood-red wings... All creatures here are undergoing strange alienation. The steel jungle is replaced by the natural jungle. underlying existence.

Just a few hours ago, these people were well dressed and busy with their work in the office, or relaxing in the coffee shop, discussing cooperation with customers.But this peaceful life is like a mirror, broken by a sudden earthquake and the ensuing alienation of animals and plants in the blink of an eye.

In just a few hours, all of them have experienced several terrible experiences of being attacked by abnormal animals and plants, and they have also witnessed their colleagues and bosses being killed and dragged away by monsters, and they did not know what was left on their bodies. How many scars.Almost all the glass windows of the office above were shattered, no matter how well hidden people were, they would be found and killed by those monsters. They fled to this small coffee shop and gathered all their strength to resist those monsters, but they did not Know how long you can live.

And the leader, or protector, of these men was a man standing at the window with a dagger in his hand.His figure doesn't look very strong, but his hands are extremely stable, and the blade of the short dagger in his hand seems to have lightning flashes, no matter what rushes in from outside, it can be cut off with a single knife.

During the gap between slaying monsters, he kept turning his head to comfort everyone: "Someone will come to rescue us soon, I have already rescued the game, and a very powerful customer service will break into this door, gently hug Hold my head and say to me: 'Dear customer, I'm here for you'."

Although this statement usually sounds quite shameful, but at a time when everyone is in fear and life and death are uncertain, who would not want such a superhero to appear and rescue themselves so gently?

Not to mention the girls who were immersed in this fantasy, even the man who usually called himself a hero followed him in fantasizing about the customer service.

But with the passage of time, the initial desire to hold on to life-saving straws gradually subsided, and more people also resumed rational thinking: What is "Yuanyang Canghua"?Where is the headquarters?That is, their service is really good, and they come to rescue people when they receive help from customers, but can they do it?

In such a situation where there is no road at all, how could its customer service rush to such a place so quickly to save people?

In the minds of everyone worrying and expecting, in the almost numb battle after another, the man by the window suddenly called out: "He is here! Yuanyang Canghua's customer service Shao Zongyan is here! He is here to save us! "

Everyone lifted their spirits, poked their heads out from behind the sofa cover, and looked through the gaps in the dense leaves outside the window - a man in a black robe and holding a black umbrella came slowly, with a slender figure and a gait. Chic, it seems that he is just walking in the usual rain instead of walking in this weird jungle that is murderous every step of the way.

Those monsters hit his umbrella and bounced off, none of them could shake him.

The survivors in the coffee shop rekindled their hope of survival, a dozen pairs of eyes followed him, and their heartbeats merged into a torrent, waiting for him to come in.

The door was finally pushed open, and the figure was blown into the stuffy room like a gust of breeze, put away the umbrella and looked at the customer caller by the window, and said in a cool and noble voice that had nothing to do with gentleness: "I It's Shao Zongyan, the large-scale online player of "Yuan Yang Cang Hua"..."

"No! This is not the customer service I called! I'm calling the gentle, considerate and beautiful customer service Shao Zongyan in Admiral Fang Li's video!" The customer took two steps back and said angrily, "You guys are false advertisements. I ordered the gentle version of customer service, why did I get the imitation version of Sanwu!"

... It would be great if someone came to save me, what are you asking for so much, what if the customer service staff gets angry and walks away!

Everyone else in the coffee shop was very worried and wanted to go over and cover his mouth, telling him not to fight hard with this powerful customer service.If this popularity is gone, no matter if the game sends newcomers, they will have to confess here!

Gao Leng's black-clothed customer service glanced at him lightly, but he was not as angry as everyone imagined, and continued to say flatly: "...'s family member Yan Hanjiang. The customer service you appointed is currently practicing and cannot work. As a His boyfriend, fulfill the client's request for him, and save you back to Wuwang Small World."