"Aren't I a man! But the gender classification in this unlucky world is different from ours on Earth. Those with moles are not called men anymore, they are called brothers!"

He didn't care whether Shao Zongyan understood or not, he complained in a low voice: "I'm such a big man, but because I was not willing to spend money to have this mole, I was fired and borrowed? And let me give birth every day?" Shengsheng... Even if I have sex reassignment surgery, I will not be able to give birth, if I have the ability to give birth by myself!"

Shao Daochang and Yan Xianchang, who were also forced to give birth before, deeply understand the pain in the client's heart. However, as professionals in the magic stick world, Shao Daochang still advises him: "This mole can make your career smooth, and you will be blessed later." Lu Shuangquan, it's better not to order it just because it doesn't go well for a while. I'll take you away first, and change the world when I go back, and this kind of thing will never happen again."

The customer touched the red mole on his head, and gave a wry smile: "Forget it, with my IQ, I basically said goodbye to my career. Don't laugh at me, when I first came to this world, I really met a lot of people and wanted to follow them as soon as I met them." I, I have been yy for a long time, and I have the same domineering aura as Uncle Liu Huang, and my younger brother will worship Natou when he sees him..."

The result is that they are all self-indulgent, those people just think that he can give birth and want to fall in love with him.

Only Lin Yuan is different, no, he is just pretending to be different from those people, and he is not as good as that kind of people in his bones.

Lin Yuan was the first person he really knew well since he came to this world. At that time, he didn't understand the gender division in this world, and Lin Yuan was the first to explain the meaning of brother to him.He was really taken aback, explained in a cold sweat that he wasn't a brother, just had a common red junctional mole, and almost left the place straight away.

Lin Yuan laughed for a while when he heard about it, laughing that he was unlucky enough to have a mole on his forehead, and even helped him get a dye to dye the red mole on his forehead black.

At that time, he felt that this friend was too reliable.What kind of men and brothers are not so worth paying attention to. Isn't the earth still degenerated?It doesn't affect his career.

This place has a good environment, there are mines, and there is no emperor to manage it. The highest leader of the entire state and county is Lin Yuan.This person also trusted him very much. Hearing that he was a metallurgist, he gave him a large open-pit iron mine with rare earth mines in the forest outside the city to practice.

Moreover, Lin Yuan attaches great importance to his wisdom. Every time he comes to him, he is looking for advice on how to train the army, how to climb the technology tree to manufacture advanced weapons, and how to separate one side and unify the world in this troubled world...

He recalled his mood at that time, and his face brightened for a moment: "I have the feeling that Zhuge Liang met Liu Bei and Jiang Taigong catching King Wen of Zhou. I decided not to recruit soldiers myself, but to join him and be a hero for the founding of the country."

During those days, he contributed all the knowledge he had learned in the Junjunzhai Forum, and built the private soldiers of the Marquis of Changle into an elite and powerful army, taking advantage of the chaos of the warlords to swallow up the three surrounding states.

In order to prove that he is a pure man who can write poems with a pen and copy poems, and can make guns and carry bosses with martial arts, he even planned to go into battle in person, but he failed.On the eve of the big battle, Lin Yuan asked him to drink and talk about the war, but when he was drunk, he pushed him away and spent the whole night desperately.

By the time he was able to get out of bed, the dust of the great battle had settled, and Lin Yuan was seriously injured. He lay on the bed and grabbed his hand to apologize, saying that he would rather make him hate himself than see him suffer any pain on the battlefield. harm.

He felt very cold in his heart, feeling that the relationship and career he had worked so hard for as a monarch and his subjects were all over.

"I turned my head and wanted to leave, but I couldn't. He washed off the stain on my mole, and announced to his subordinates that I was a brother, pregnant with his eldest son, and would be his eldest wife from now on. No matter how I explained it, he would If you don’t listen, I was watched for two months, and then they started torturing me again when they found out that I wasn’t pregnant.”

How could a man with a normal body and no second reproductive system be able to conceive.

"Then his mother, his father... the devil knows why this world has messed up the names. In short, the old man went crazy. He gave him a man and forced me to drink fertility medicine every day. 'Rules'. Lin Yuan still refuses to let me go, he has to fight with his father, I am the one who is unlucky!"

He shook his head and said with blood and tears on his face: "Can you believe it? I went to a factory as an intern as a bachelor. I can carry a box of ore by myself. A pure man with a fighting power that exceeds ten big white geese. Let one of their family dress up The sissy little dwarf is too heavy to hold his head up! The people in this world are not of the same species as the people on Earth, and their physical strength is as good as Superman's."

Taoist Shao poured a cup of herbal tea into his hand, patted his shoulder with concern and asked, "Then do you want to take revenge on them? I can help you."

The client shook his head and sighed: "Damn it, I learned the core values ​​of socialism since I was a child, and the eight honors and eight shames are in my heart. Too much revenge is not in line with my three views. I should leave this world quickly and stop getting involved with these disgusting people. good."

Shao Zongyan closed his eyes, and let out his spiritual sense to sense the movement around him: "There are many warriors around the temple, and there is a male servant with a food box coming here. It is easy to be followed if you go now. If you can wait, Let's wait until night before leaving, if we can't wait..."

He slightly opened the collar, lowered his head to the collar and said, "Maybe I need to ask Brother Yan for help."

Yan Hanjiang twisted his body and poked his head out of his neckline. With a serious face, he replied seriously: "If you encounter a crisis that you can't handle, I will naturally take action. But the road of cultivation needs more fighting and training." Lian, I won’t arrange these things unless it’s in an emergency.”

There is great horror between life and death, and after experiencing it, there will be a certain improvement of the soul, and the body will instinctively integrate the results of one's own cultivation during the battle. Afterwards, comprehension and improvement cannot be obtained by just sitting there and reading a few books .

What's more, when Shao Zongyan does this job, there will also be a corresponding performance evaluation system behind the Mirage Pavilion.The job is done too well and too fast, and the difficulty of the work assigned to him in the future will definitely increase accordingly.

Yan Hanjiang's short arms and hands were completely straightened, and even his waist was pulled out from the collar, just long enough to rub his cheeks twice to comfort him.

Daoist Shao tilted his head and let him touch his face, and the customer on the seat cushion also touched his face subconsciously, staring at Xiaocaoyujing, and asked in a low voice, "This is your son?" ?”

Why is someone else's son so cute, it makes him want to give birth... wants to touch it.

Daoist Shao introduced expressionlessly: "This is my senior fellow Taoist, Yan Hanjiang Yan Xianzhang, he just shrunk his body a little bit."

"It's not a fellow Taoist." Yan Hanjiang's voice penetrated into the client's sea of ​​consciousness, and he replied with certainty: "It's a fellow Taoist."

The Taoist partner of someone else's house... The customer stretched out his hand in the air and quietly retracted it, and said with a smile: "I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Yuan Muxing, I am 24 years old, and I come from the earth... er, the small world of Xuanhuang."

He shook hands with the customer service brother, and wanted to say a few more words, but there was a sound of heavy footsteps outside the door, and Yuan Muxing asked nervously, "What should you do?"

The most dangerous place is the safest place.Shao Daochang lightened his body, floated up to the roof like a feather, and hid behind a thick beam.When the door was pushed open, there was no trace of his presence in the room, not even a speck of dust fell on the beams.

The people outside pushed the door and entered, only to see Yuan Muxing sitting on the ground without any image.

The visitor frowned, walked quickly to the Bodhisattva statue, supported him with concern, and coaxed him: "I know you don't want to copy the scriptures, isn't this all to reassure Dad? Otherwise, he will give you one by one." I'm a concubine, you don't feel comfortable looking at me. I'm also the master of one side now, and I don't have any children of my own. Even my subordinates and the common people don't feel at ease. Why can't you be considerate of me and give me a boy sooner? ?”

Yuan Muxing pushed him away, and sneered: "I'm going to give birth, and my parents have already let my grandson hold the grandson, and it's your father's turn to torment? If you want to have a baby, you don't have to follow me. Even if I bleed out all the blood, I can't give birth."

Lin Yuan leaned forward again against his cold face, and sighed in embarrassment: "If my pricking blood is useful, I would also be willing to shed all the blood for you, but that's what Master Yuanjue said, you should treat it as suffering for me. Please feel aggrieved. As for the words of 'living with others', don't say any more, I feel uncomfortable after hearing it."

The servant carrying the food box at the side also helped to persuade: "Madam is the master of our Changle Hou Mansion, and will be the master of the world in the future. How can we not be of the same heart with Lord Hou? It is better to take care of your health and live for the Hou Mansion." A little boy."

After the servant set out the food, Lin Yuan dragged Yuan Muxing over to eat, and brought food for him from time to time during the meal, being extremely gentle and caring.If Daoist Shao hadn't been called to rescue, he would have felt that the relationship between the two of them was completely fine, but if there was any problem, he would have to blame Yuan Muxing Taizuo for not living a good life and having children.

But the actual situation is that the client really can't give birth.No one believed this truth, but this group of people resorted to some messy superstitious means to force pure men who don't have this ability to have children.

If you prick the blood and copy the scriptures now, will you have to have a caesarean section in the future?If they wait any longer, their customers will really be killed by the residual poison of feudal superstition.

After eating, the gentle and considerate Lin Hou asked someone to bring an awl, intending to prick his blood himself.Before the awl entered the flesh, Lin Yuan frowned in distress, dropped the awl and told the servants beside him: "When I go back, you will serve my wife to copy the scriptures. Don't let him make mistakes, don't let him procrastinate, or the blood will coagulate." He needs to stab more blood, how can his body bear it."

After giving orders to others, he looked at Yuan Muxing affectionately and advised him: "It hurts your body, it hurts my heart, so don't worry about it anymore. I know you always blamed me for forcing you back then, but you are already my The whole six counties of Nan'an know that you are my eldest lady. In the future, when I become the emperor, there will be concubines in the six palaces. How can I feel at ease if you don't have a prince by your side? After all, if you are willing to You gave birth to Lin'er for me, so why should I bother to find you such a secret method that will hurt your body?"

Yuan Muxing looked at his pained expression that was absolutely innocent, and couldn't help but lowered his head and cursed: "Fuck!"

Daoist Shao also wanted to curse.This is not just a matter of feudal superstition, people are also a little abnormal.I feel so distressed that I don't want to hurt him, so it's okay to let others hurt me if I can't see it?

What kind of emotion is this!

In his words, if someone dared to make boiled fish with brother Yan when he didn't know it, he would have to fight that person desperately if he knew about it!

Enduring the nausea and waiting until Lin Yuan left, the servant also went out to see him off. Shao Daochang fell to the ground to comfort the client: "Be patient first, copy a few pages of scriptures, and I promise to take you out safely at night."

Taking advantage of no one watching the room, he took a fish out of the survival kit, cut open the belly of the fish and dripped a pool of blood, then wiped some on the client's arm and asked him to wrap it with a cloth strip.There are joss sticks everywhere in the hall, and the smell of fireworks just covers up the smell of fish. If you don't smell it closely, you will never know it is fish blood.

Yuan Muxing dipped in his blood and wrote a few words, and the servants guarding him outside the door opened the door and came in, copying all kinds of things in their hands.Seeing him with blood-stained cloth strips tied on his arms, and honestly copying the scriptures, those people relaxed a little, and said with a smile: "Madam is really sensible. You can't just rely on your favor when the Marquis spoils you." Always trouble Lord Hou."

A young servant smiled sharply and said: "Yes, the Marquis is affectionate, and he will definitely marry you as his wife, but after all, he has not really performed the ceremony. Mrs. Wei and Mrs. Zhao have always ignored the position of this eldest lady."

"Isn't our brother just going to be attached to the men? Madam is too stubborn, which makes Madam too displeased. It would be great if he was willing to be so obedient in front of Master Hou."

After talking to themselves for a while, they smiled and left the room, closed the door tightly, and put a lock on the outside.Shao Zongyan floated down from the roof, his spiritual sense followed the movement outside, but he heard their words that were completely different from those just now.

There were six servants outside, and they were actually divided into three factions: some wanted to poison Yuan Muxing so that he would never be able to conceive; I hope to punish him tomorrow morning when the scriptures are not up to standard.

However, these groups of people had a common plan, and no one brought him dinner until it was dark, and he ate very deliciously at the door.Shao Zongyan sensed what was going on outside, and couldn't help sighing: "You've already lived through this, why didn't you ask the game party for help earlier?"

Yuan Muxing crumpled a ball of paper, threw it on the ground, and sighed: "Who knew that you really have customer service. In the games I played before, no matter if I was maliciously pk, or had a bug, or lost equipment, the GM would always pretend to be dead. Cultivate that awareness."

The game's advertisements and login interface never mentioned that there is such a thing as game customer service.When he was begging God randomly, he begged the great god who made this game to save him, and he didn't expect to be able to summon one.

Although the person he was begging for seemed to only have good looks that fit the legend of an immortal... He sighed again, dipped a pen in fish blood, and ruthlessly crossed the paper.

GM seemed to see through his thoughts, and immediately showed his reliable side, got up and said: "I'll go to the kitchen to get you some food, and you can go on the road at night when you are full."

In the blink of an eye, he flew from the middle of the hall to the uninhabited window, as if completely ignoring gravity and resistance, and the speed was so fast that he could leave behind a scene.But when it reached the window, it paused just right, and didn't hit anything due to inertia, and threw it out of the window with a light and delicate turn.

Not long after he went out, he returned to the hall with a bamboo basket of food and an astonishing piece of good news: "Let's leave after eating, and someone will clean up for us, so don't worry about being caught up by these people as soon as we leave. "

Yuan Muxing didn't care about anything else, so he gnawed a few mouthfuls of steamed buns, suppressed the rumble in his stomach, and asked, "Is there another gm here to help?"

"I'm the only customer service person who came to save people." Shao Zongyan smiled slightly, looking hazy and beautiful under the lights of the hall, like a heavenly demon who tempted people to commit crimes at night: "These helpers are actually recruited by you. When I came back from the kitchen I saw a few people secretly stacking firewood and hay outside the hall, I don’t know which side they are from, they want to burn you to death at night.”

Yuan Muxing blocked his throat with a mouthful of steamed buns, choked so much that he bent down, took several sips of water to breathe, and cursed in a low voice.

Is this a good thing?Is this a helper?Did the customer service come to save him or did he hate him for not dying fast enough!He angrily swallowed the mouthful of steamed buns in his hand, grabbed the remaining steamed buns and pickles in the basket, and stuffed them desperately into his mouth.

After waiting for a while, even he could hear the people walking up and down outside stacking wood.The servants of the Marquis of Changle had already returned to their rooms to rest, and the actions of those people became more and more blatant. They piled firewood directly on the window and poured kerosene on it.

The three people in the room were waiting for them to light the fire, but those people did not light it for a long time. Instead, there was the sound of sharp knives piercing the flesh from outside, and there were suppressed muffled groans, and then there was the heavy sound of a human body falling to the ground.

Yan Hanjiang picked up the collar of Shao Zongyan's Taoist robe, looked at the killing outside the wall indifferently, and said indifferently: "This will save us trouble, if a corpse comes in later, after it is burnt, you can't tell the shape of the body, those people will Presumably you are dead."

Daoist Shao thought so deeply, so he planned to go out and grab one back—and kill the murderer by the way.Unexpectedly, just as he was about to go out, the window was pushed open from the outside, and a man in night clothes came in.

The four people looked at each other, the man in black was terrified and anxious, with murderous intent in his eyes, he pulled off the mask on his face and said in a low voice, "Mu Xing, it's me, Canglang, I'm here to save you!"

After drinking, he took out his sword and slashed at Daoist Shao.Yuan Muxing rushed up to block the sword for the customer service, Shao Zongyan pulled him away, kicked the assassin's wrist, kicked off the long sword in his hand, and turned back to ask the customer: "Do you recognize this person?"

Canglang said angrily, "Don't embarrass Mu Xing!"

Yuan Muxing covered his face and snorted, and said vicissitudes of life: "Let me tell you that I used to be full of cheats, and the younger brother would worship as soon as he saw his head?"

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