Those days of fighting for the male lead with the winners in life [Quick Transmigration]

Qing Jing and the others took Master Shi Nian away, and the NPCs beside the teleportation array returned to their spiritual illusions.

Shao Zongyan held the fish up to talk to them, and wanted to return to the small world of China, but Yan Hanjiang patted his palm with his small hand, and said loudly: "Go to the small world of Xinglan."

The npc didn't know whether the sound came from the employee's throat or his hands, and after confirming it, he opened the teleportation array.Shao Daochang still didn't quite understand what was going on after stepping into the light formation, so he asked the grass carp in his palm: "Aren't we going home? Where is that Xinglan small world? Brother Yan is planning to jump over there to jump the dragon gate again." ?”

The teleportation light came on, and Yan Hanjiang supported himself on the edge of his palm, and landed in the air as a half-man, half-fish demon, and replied calmly: "Didn't I say to buy you a new water heater two days ago? You don't have any Electricity, I wanted to find a bathing facility that does not use electricity, and suddenly remembered that this world sells a very advanced thing that can lie in it for several months, and you can practice while soaking, so I plan to take you to buy one. "

It can be soaked for several months... Is the water still available?

Yan Hanjiang seemed to see his doubts, and took the initiative to explain: "That thing is called a 'nutrition cabin', and it is not actually designed for bathing. But this thing can make people practice while lying down. It is said that as long as a special People can soak in it for a few months without eating or drinking without affecting the absorption of spiritual energy. Senior Qingjing made this advertisement in the program. I also wanted to buy it earlier, but I just didn’t like the world. I didn’t go because it was covered with oceans, and now I’m just going there.”

"But brother Yan, your body..." Shao Zongyan looked at his tail worriedly, and couldn't stop imagining that they fell into a vast ocean, and Yan Hanjiang fell into the sea, his skin was red, swollen and scales were killed by the sea water .

A demon cultivator who was born in freshwater fish, in order to let him take a good bath, insisted on running to the small world full of seawater with his body allergic to seawater. This friendship is indeed touching, but his body is even more worrying. !

Yan Hanjiang shook his head slightly, pressed his shoulders, and finalized the matter with a look that could not be refuted: "The place to sell things is naturally on land. We will come back after buying."

Send a burst of light through the vast starry sky, and fall into a blue planet that is as beautiful as a jewel.The place where the teleportation array landed was also a piece of transparent blue. Fortunately, what it stepped on was not the surface of the water, but a floor of unknown material, which looked like tiles, but it was not slippery at all.

Shao Zongyan squatted up and touched the ground curiously, and found that there was real sea water swaying under the floor tiles, which made him a little worried.Yan Hanjiang pulled him up by his arm, pointed to a tall snow-white egg-shaped building in the distance, and said, "That's the Mermaid Research Center. There are many mermaids here. You can just hug me in, it won't be eye-catching."

Shao Zongyan hugged him according to his words, and when the teleportation light fell, he held him horizontally to blend into the crowd.

There were cars coming and going outside the formation, and small aircrafts rising and falling, and most of the people who came out of them were men wearing neat and close-fitting shorts and trousers.There are also a few who wear robes made of strange materials, or are hugged by people, or sit in wheelchair-like carts. Occasionally, fins as wide as goldfish are exposed under the corners of the robes, but they are also fish spirits.

These are sea fish essence?Those with exposed tails were not cultivated enough or were injured, so they couldn't fully manifest their human form?

Maybe this place can also be injured by lightning, but it can't be cured. With so many fish spirits, there may be someone who jumped the dragon gate and was injured. He asked carefully, learned from the scriptures, wouldn't Brother Yan be healed sooner?

Filled with anticipation, Shao Zongyan carried Yan Hanjiang into the gate of the center, and as soon as he entered, several staff members in white coats greeted him.He raised his chin and said richly: "Let's buy a nutrition cabin, the best one!"

Surprise was in the staff's eyes, and they looked up and down around him, looking at him, wishing they could strip him—Yan Hanjiang in his arms.Daoist Shao felt a sense of crisis, stepped back vigilantly, and asked sharply, "What are you going to do? Show me some respect!"

The staff's fiery eyes were slightly closed, but the smile was still rippling, and he explained to him: "Your mermaid is a natural mermaid, right? Natural mermaids are the most precious existence in the world, and we staff rarely see them. It is inevitable that I will lose my composure, please forgive me."

Natural Mermaid?Are there still unnatural mermaids?Daoist Shao held the grass carp essence vigilantly, and said coldly: "I just want to buy the nutrition capsule, you take out the nutrition capsule, and we will pay for it and deliver it."

As if they were afraid that they would run away, the staff quietly surrounded them and tried their best to persuade them: "Natural mermaids and ordinary mermaids have different physiques and figures. We are tailor-made for your mermaid, and it is impossible to sell them casually. Here is a mass-produced one for you. Please believe us, we are all professionals who have served mermaids for decades, just check your mermaid's body, measure the five dimensions, and it will not hurt him! "

Daoist Shao still didn't trust them very much, for fear that this group of people would do something to his mermaid...ah no, grass carp.Yan Hanjiang was a little more calm, and said coldly: "The inspection is fine, but I can't touch the sea water, and I don't accept anyone touching my body. If you make any oversteps, we will leave immediately."

Mermaids who can't touch the sea... The staff was silent for a moment in surprise, and then quickly spoke again: "We will provide you with the most professional inspection, please come with us to the natural mermaid area here."

Daoist Shao took a look at Yan Hanjiang before stepping into the hall with the fish in his arms, and followed them to the natural mermaid area.On the other side of the hall hung a sign "Reform the Mermaid Area", which was very intriguing. He couldn't help leaning into Yan Hanjiang's ear and whispered, "Brother Yan, do you know what transforming a mermaid is?"

The corners of Yan Hanjiang's mouth turned up slightly, and he let him stick it to his ear, and told him through a voice: "In the past, there were only men in this small world. In order to reproduce, they installed artificial wombs for some men, and transformed their lower bodies into fishtails for childbirth. This is the modified mermaid written on the sign. Later, Qingjing Shangxian made a show here, which triggered a wave of tourism here. Many mermaids and sea fish spirits from other worlds came here to travel or live, and they were called natural mermaids. .”

"It's weird, it's scary." The most terrible punishment he has ever thought of in his life is castration. He never thought that there is such a severe punishment as transforming a man into a fertile mermaid in the world. How much crime must the transformed person commit?

His heart was pounding, and when he looked at this group of staff, he felt like an executioner.A few people were still watching him secretly, with wolf-like green lights in their eyes, as if someone was going to give an order to arrest him and send him to prison...reformed.He couldn't help but lifted Tuoyan Hanjiang up again, letting his cold body stick to his heart to cool himself down.

At this moment, the staff here pushed a small car, which was the kind of wheelchair-like car surrounded by fences that he saw a mermaid riding outside, and gently persuaded: "You will make me hug the mermaid like this." His lumbar spine is uncomfortable and his scales are prone to friction, please put him in the car."

Daoist Shao realized that he was hugging him too tightly, and gave Yan Hanjiang a sorry look.Yan Xianchang raised his hand and touched his forehead, bringing a burst of refreshing coolness, then looked at him and nodded.

He bent down and put the fish tail on the chair, pushing the armrest to move forward.When he walked to another hall, the staff came to him and said, "Please hand over the car to us. We need a comprehensive medical examination for the mermaid. Please pay the fee here."

Shao Daochang was worried and reluctant, but thinking that Yan Hanjiang had just been struck by lightning, he really should check it out, so he reluctantly let go of the handrail, took out his money bag and threw it to a staff member: "Check! Check carefully! Any amount will do!"

His "Ningxiang Pill" had just been sold for a few thousand gold coins, and he was rich and powerful, so he gave the money with great joy.The staff member who received the money was almost overwhelmed, holding the money bag and asked him: "Your money is not the common currency of the Commonwealth, and needs to be authenticated and exchanged at the Star Alliance Bank. Our hospital can provide this service. Are you willing to accept it? Is the money going to be exchanged for the local currency, or do you keep the gold coins?"

"Go and change the money, set aside enough money to buy the best nutrition cabin, and bring the rest back to me."

Yan Hanjiang was pushed away by the medical staff, and Daoist Shao himself was ushered into a VIP consultation room, where a doctor over seventy years old was sitting. Seeing him coming in, he held up his glasses and squinted his eyes and asked, "You What did you come to see? For yourself or for your partner? Is it tail shaping or fertility issues?"

The pair of glasses reflected the bright white light above his head, making him look icy cold and terrifying. When Daoist Shao thought of the story of transforming human beings to give birth, he felt the doctor's whole body was radiating a chill, so he quickly replied, "I'm just here to buy a nutrition cabin." Yes, do nothing!"

"Oh, the nutrition cabin..." The old doctor muttered, then left him aside.But after a while, the screen in front of the desk suddenly flashed messages, and the calm and busy old doctor slammed the table, turned his head and stared at Shao Zongyan, his eyes flashed: "Do you know that your mermaid has a physical problem? Although he is a natural mermaid, he has no uterus and can't give birth!"

"Ah!" Shao Zongyan was startled by him, and he took a few steps back clutching his lower abdomen, only to realize that he didn't want to operate on himself, but said that Yan Hanjiang couldn't give birth.

... But Brother Yan was originally a male grass carp, even if he became a fairy, he wouldn't be able to give birth!

He slowly closed his mouth, and replied calmly: "It's true, what does this have to do with our purchase of the nutrition cabin?"

The doctor glanced at him coldly, and said indignantly: "You are with the natural mermaid, isn't it just to show his fertility and lay more eggs? Is he not in a hurry if he can't give birth to you? He is not in a hurry? Come on, I'm here!" I will arrange a bed for you, and I will be hospitalized immediately today, and tomorrow I will personally perform the operation on him! Young people are really unreliable, and I don’t care about such a big matter..."

Shao Daochang wanted to say "I don't want to draw a picture", but the doctor had already made a video call vigorously and ordered his subordinates to prepare an operating room for him.He jumped up and snapped at the person on the other side of the screen: "We don't do surgery! We don't want children! We just want to buy a nutrition cabin, don't touch my fish!"

The doctor opposite was younger and less radical, so he just smiled softly after hearing this: "Oh, young people don't want children. That's okay, isn't it too early for them? In a few years, friends will hug each other. Little humans or little mermaids, I know what I want."

Daoist Shao felt a sense of grievance that could not be explained in words. He wanted to say that they were both men, but when he opened his mouth, he thought that people in this world were originally men, and that it was only natural for two men to marry and have children.

Forget it, what do you care about with these people.As long as Brother Yan can come back with all his needs, they will leave after buying the nutrition cabin, and they will never step into this weird little world in this lifetime.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you don't buy it, he is already a man of cultivation now, and taking a cold bath in winter is completely fine.

The screen on the table suddenly rang again. The two doctors took a serious look, and their attitudes changed instantly. This time, even the one who didn't force them to give birth had an angry expression, and asked him angrily, "Your mermaid?" Do you know that the tail injury is so serious? There are many old injuries under the scales, and there are large scales off the back of the waist. The scales fall off as soon as you touch them. How did you get injured! Are you abusing the mermaid? Our center must investigate this matter !"

Shao Zongyan told them to quarrel until the blue veins on the forehead were twitching. He pressed his temple and said, "This is a jumping dragon, and it was a lightning injury. Brother Yan was struck by lightning three times before. I didn't see it the first time. It was very serious; the second time I saw it with my own eyes, and it almost killed me; the third time just finished four or five days ago, he told me it wasn’t serious, but was it actually a serious injury?”

"Can it not be severe? Deep burns! The meat is almost cooked, and the scales will fall off as soon as you wipe it. You didn't bring him to the center earlier!" The two doctors said something scary, and Shao Daochang felt guilty, and blamed himself: "It's all because I suddenly had a job. Not only did Brother Yan not see a doctor properly, but he even ran with me in the deep mountains and old forests. I couldn’t eat well, and I couldn’t rest well... Does his injury need to be hospitalized? Will he need an operation? We Definitely not going to have uterine surgery, Brother Yan is a man and won't have children."

The old doctor still wanted to straighten his mind. Yan Hanjiang over there had finished a full set of examinations and was pushed through the door. He happened to see two doctors criticizing him together inside and outside the light screen. His face sank and he pushed the cart to him. In front of him, he asked coldly: "What's the problem? We're here to buy a nutrition cabin, not to be angry. What are you accusing him of?"

The doctor said angrily: "You natural mermaids really don't look like mermaids! Look at your tail, look at your reproductive system, do you want to be a father in the future?"

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Yan Hanjiang was also hit unexpectedly.Fortunately, his face has always been paralyzed, and there is no trace of fright. He maintained an aura of refusal to be thousands of miles away and said: "I came for a physical examination to order a nutrition cabin. What does the matter of the son have to do with you?"

The doctor's temper was even more violent than his. He threw his glasses on the bridge of his nose and roared, "I'm an expert in mermaid research! I can't see how natural mermaids like you don't take your body seriously because of your talent!"

Daoist Shao heard that this was so reasonable and respectable that he almost wanted to apologize to him.Yan Hanjiang took his hand and patted it, and retorted coldly: "I am not from this world, and the treatment methods are different. It is good for you to care about mermaids, but you can't treat me as your thing. You can do whatever you want. How to do it. I'm just here to buy the nutrition cabin, in a word, can I sell it?"

The doctor was still furious, but the staff who pushed him in were much more flexible, and said repeatedly: "Sell, sell, we have already selected the styles when you inspected them, and these are the ones most favored by natural mermaids. You Do you want this ordinary type, luxury type or shared type? Although the shared type is more expensive, it has a large cabin and can connect multiple snorkels. In the future, you will have a little mermaid baby and you can soak with your children oh!"

Yan Xianchang unceremoniously ordered the shared type, browsed the size and functions, and said to Shao Zongyan: "Although this one is a bit more expensive, it is spacious inside, and I can lie down occasionally."

Daoist Shao is now a local tyrant who doesn't care about money, so he just wants to buy it with one word!However, he flipped through the single version again and asked, "Should I buy two? The time of our cultivation is different. I will lie in it for a day or two at most. Once you enter, you will be able to live for several years. I Won't it bother you?"

Yan Hanjiang smiled slightly, and shook his head: "Where, I won't be disturbed by your little movement after I enter samadhi. Otherwise, when you changed the water in the fish tank, you would have quarreled me out long ago?"

It seems to say so.

But lying in such a closed nutrition cabin with Brother Yan is like being buried in a coffin, more intimate than sleeping in the same bed, is it really okay?

When Yan Hanjiang was a little mermaid, he didn't feel any problems no matter how he played, but once he became bigger, many things felt different!

If two people are lying together in the cabin, neither can see the other when the lid is closed, and a slight movement may touch each other's naked limbs.And after he came out of meditation, he would definitely open the hatch and climb out. At that time, the sunlight outside would shine in the nutrient solution, and he would see a beautiful and peaceful mermaid soaked in the water, or it might be a human at all...

Boom, boom, boom, Shao Zongyan's heart beat up involuntarily, his face slowly turned into a bright peach color, he was holding on to the armrest of the wheelchair, his mind went blank.

The doctors and staff heard that the main user of this nutrition cabin was Shao Zongyan, and they mistook him for a mermaid on the spot.

It turned out to be two mermaids together.

I just said that there is no man who looks so amazing.

There are many mermaids in aliens, so there is no need to find humans.

No wonder the one who can't give birth is not in a hurry. It turns out that he can give birth by himself, and pretends to be human with the doctor. Now the mermaid is really...

The old doctor's righteous indignation based on the two young people's failure to marry and have children was easily resolved, and he felt that the misunderstanding was resolved, and he felt a lot more relaxed. He walked over and patted the armrest of Yan Hanjiang's wheelchair, and persuaded: "Your partner cares about you very much. Next time you are out in the wild, pay attention to lightning protection, avoid getting hurt, and don’t make him worry about you all the time. Also, he doesn’t want children very much. Although you are young, you have to prepare early and go back and persuade him.”

Yan Hanjiang's expression was cold, and he couldn't see any joy or anger. He held Taoist Shao's hand and listened to the advice, and said indifferently: "Let's leave first, and let us know when the nutrition cabin is ready."