Those days of fighting for the male lead with the winners in life [Quick Transmigration]

The chopping knife is particularly useful.

It is indeed something made by the gods.

It is indeed the bad luck that made him unable to live a good life for half of his life.

A small tree with a thick bowl mouth can be cut easily with a chopping knife. Peeling bark and planing wood chips is as easy as cutting tofu with a bamboo knife.It didn't take much time for Shao Zongyan to cut a neat pile of wood, tied them together with the ropes in the first aid kit, and put them into his backpack like a medicine stove and whisk.

If you have firewood, you can make a fire, and if you have fire, you have dinner.The big snake should taste good when roasted, and some fruits and wild vegetables can be eaten together to relieve the tiredness. There seem to be a few bird nests among the branches on the top... Shao Zongyan touched his stomach that had been hungry for too long and had no hunger at all, and decided It's better to save yourself first and then pity the sentient beings, hugging the trunk and jumping up to the crown of the tree a few times, carrying a few nests of eggs together with the nest.

It's a pity that the sun was about to set, and he had to do a good job of preventing wild animals from attacking him before dark, so he couldn't spend too long preparing dinner.He picked up a few bird's nests nearby, jumped down quickly, and searched for a while. He found a clump of dwarf bamboo that was as thick as an arm, and picked up a slightly yellowish bamboo with the back of a knife. root.

When he went back, Fengxi was already fast asleep wrapped in a blanket.Probably his cultivation was really weak, and he was tossed so hard that day, so he shrunk into a small ball and fell asleep on the ground regardless.Shao Zongyan simply mowed some grass around and spread it in the stone cave he was looking forward to, added a layer of space blanket on it, and stuffed it in with the delicate guest in his arms.

After such a toss, Feng Xi woke up, struggled violently in his arms, saw that unsafely beautiful face in the dim light of the sky, and then calmed down, and let out a sigh of relief: "So it was you, It scared me to death, I thought that orc was coming."

"He won't have a chance, I'm here." Shao Zongyan dumped the chopped wood and bamboo on the flat ground, put the wild fruit beside the customer, picked up the dead snake, peeled it open, and chatted while working: " You are not quite the same as the immortal I have seen, could it be that you also came from the mortal world like me?"

"Are you a mortal?" Feng Xi cracked the berry in his hand in surprise, splashing it all over his face without even bothering to wipe it off: "Can your brother be a mortal? You can push an orc to the ground without a single blow. Did you still get that strange powder on his face? By the way, aren’t you a Taoist priest? Aren’t Taoist priests not allowed to eat meat?”

"Although I dress up as a Taoist priest, I haven't formally become a monk. It's just that the school is used to dressing up like this." Shao Zongyan was still a little ashamed of the identity of this fake Taoist priest. On a long and straight stick, use a rope to fix both ends of the head and tail, hang your head and ask the omniscient immortal: "Do you all know how to calculate gravity and fluid resistance through your own movement speed?"

The person opposite did not speak for a long time.

Shao Zongyan thought his question was too low-level, and the immortal didn't bother to answer it, so he stuck the snake stick into the ground nearby, built a firewood pile beside the cave, and took out matches from the first aid kit to light the fire.He has always used a scythe and flint to start fire since he was a child, and the speed is not slow when he is familiar with it, but things like wiping matches are really against the sky—just rub the red, white and white round head on the matchbox cover lightly , There will be a "bang" on the top, and a big group of flames will be lit up, and it will burn up when thrown in the middle of the firewood pile!

The flame quickly rose high, and the light illuminated the small open space, and also illuminated Fengxi's face.By the light of the fire, Shao Zongyan unexpectedly saw him looking at him with a look of lovelessness, and the shadow behind him was swaying like a demon possessed.

"Feng... Dear customer and friend?" Shao Zongyan really didn't know why he had offended the distinguished guest, but seeing that the man's eyes were straightened and he couldn't speak anymore, he put the snake-wrapped stick on the fire and pulled it out. Dao got up and left the fire, intending to get some water to wake him up.

Fengxi woke up when the knife was drawn out, with a fanatical look in his eyes, he hugged his body and shivered, and shouted without hesitation: "Even if you force me with a knife, I won't do it! Understand physics, what do you want!"

"...You don't understand either?" Shao Zongyan was surprised, but he became a little closer to him: "If you don't understand these fairy arts, can you travel to the heavens and myriad worlds?"

Fengxi keenly heard the word "yes", he breathed a sigh of relief, and replied straightforwardly: "I bought the game with money, so I can play it. The version for cultivating immortals has to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry, but the travel version No need, otherwise I can be fooled by this? I have played in other small thousand worlds before, and I feel that some of them are similar to my own world. At most, the level of technology is tens or hundreds of years behind... This counts special case!"

"Is there no one in these worlds cultivating immortals?"

"No... To tell the truth, if I hadn't played this broken game, I would have thought you were a liar if you told me about cultivating immortals! Nowadays, where science is not talked about, cultivating immortals is all written in novels."

Shao Zongyan finally understood the positioning of his client base, and also accepted that this distinguished client was an ordinary person who was really fragile and easy to push down.The mentality of being unconfident in front of customers due to lack of knowledge disappeared, and his spirit suddenly became much more relaxed. He approached him with a radiant face and asked, "Do you drink water?"

Feng Xi was fascinated by his smile, and saw the weird machete with bright red patterns again by mistake, retreated desperately to the innermost crevice of the stone, stared at his hand vigilantly and asked: "Drink water?" Just drink water, what are you doing with a knife?"

Shao Zongyan picked up a bamboo from the side, shook it by his ear, raised his knife and chopped it twice, and the sound of splashing water came out of it.He lifted the bamboo longer than himself with one hand, drank the water through the opening, cut off the empty section and the side section twice, and handed the bamboo tube full of clear water to Fengxi: "Water is still there. After all, it smells like bamboo, but it's not bad to drink."

When customers drink water from bamboo cups, of course the customer service staff have to work.He built a smaller fire, set up a shelf beside the big fire, took out a small iron pot from the life-saving kit, poured the water in the bamboo tube into it, and boiled it, and placed a washed snake on the small fire. The meat is slowly roasted.

Before the water boiled and the snake meat didn't need to be turned, he took the wooden sticks he had cut and cut out the tapered tips one by one.It is easier and more skillful for him to do carpentry than an artist to make clay sculptures. With a single rotation of the knife, a smooth conical surface as smooth as a pencil tip can be cut from the bottom of the stick.

Except for the occasional crackling sound of the fire, a little fishy smell and the unique aroma of cooked meat when the roasted snake meat is turned over, this scene is really peaceful and beautiful.Holding the bamboo cup, Feng Xi looked at the customer service who was even better than the babysitter, and he had imagined the beautiful scene of him walking sideways in this broken game, and this omnipotent customer service would follow him every day to help him wash, cook and knit sweaters.

The snake meat is also cooked quickly, and it is even more fragrant after being sprinkled with salt and roasted and ground pepper.After the water in the pot boiled, Shao Zongyan poured out a little for him to wash, poured the rest into a bamboo tube, poured some oil into the vacated small pot, and fried a few bird eggs on both sides. , then pour hot water and cook slowly over low heat.

The grilled snake meat crackled on the fire, bursting out the unique burnt aroma of barbecue, and the taste of egg soup slowly wafted out with the water vapor.The low-browed customer service behind the fire finished cutting the wood and then twisted the rope. Throwing the knife into the backpack immediately reduced its lethality to zero.Enticed by this beautiful and warm picture, Feng Xi completely forgot the nature of the person in front of him, and asked desperately: "Ai Qing, why are you making this up?"

"Make a trap." Shao Zongyan smiled at him gently and harmlessly, picked up a sharpened stick, put it in a far place, and wiped it on the backpack with his right hand.

A copper stove half a person's height protruded from nowhere, and it sank half a finger deep into the ground with a bang.He bent down and held one leg of the medicine stove, straightened up easily holding the foot of the stove, held the medicine stove in half a circle in the air, and hit the top of the wooden stick on the ground with a "buzz". .

The long stick didn't go halfway into the ground in the blink of an eye. Shao Zongyan came back with the stove as if nothing had happened and took another stick, and nailed it in the same way not too far from the previous one.

The stupid player immediately turned into a quail, and obediently retreated into the crevice of the stone, not daring to say a word of nonsense.

Shao Zongyan smashed it with a bang, put a few nooses around the place where they were resting, and laid a series of traps under the tree Fengxi was leaning on before, and put the deadly copper stove on top of it.

As long as someone dares to step in, it is guaranteed to enter vertically and exit horizontally... Well, it depends on luck whether you can get out.

He rolled up his sleeves and looked around, finally satisfied with the temporary shelter, and went back to serve customers.

When he went back, Feng Xi had already torn the snake meat. He tore a piece of meat and shook his hands for a long time. After throwing it into his mouth, it was so hot that his mouth couldn't close his mouth, but he still couldn't help but want to eat it.The space blanket was wrapped around the chest like a skirt, and a long hem was dragged out on the ground, covered with black charcoal.Seeing the hard-working customer service come back, he smiled cheekily, revealing a mouth full of black ashes: "May I try it for you? It's still too hot to taste, um, the snake meat is also a bit roasted." Dry it, just apply some oil."

Shao Zongyan smiled: "The roasted snake meat is a bit dry, but unfortunately we only have one pot, otherwise it will be tender when fried."

Feng Xi hastily tore at the snake's body, trying to get the other half for him, but it was too hot and couldn't get it off, so he had to hold the stick in his hands, reluctantly gave it up.

Shao Zongyan took it without any politeness. Under the pitiful eyes of the guests, he broke the stick with a bang, and removed the snake meat wrapped around it and put it on a big clean leaf.He tasted a few pieces himself, and felt that the taste of salt was a little thinner, so he ground some salt and pepper and evenly sprinkled it on the meat, picked out a large piece, wrapped it up and handed it back to Fengxi.

There are not many seasonings in the survival kit, and he doesn't recognize some spices, so he doesn't dare to use them indiscriminately when grilling meat.But the snake meat is roasted so that it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, with a full taste and a unique fragrance of wood fire. A little bit of salt and pepper is enough to enhance the taste.

Feng Xi was so moved that he didn't even have time to say anything, he gasped hissingly and devoured the package of meat, stretched out his hand, wiped the corner of his black mouth and said, "One more package!"

The two of them had been hungry for a long time, and they finally managed to eat a mouthful of meat. Neither of them cared about being polite, and sat next to the pile of snake meat and stuffed them into their mouths one by one.As soon as the salt and pepper taste touched the tip of the tongue, and before the snake meat could taste the delicious aroma, a large piece of hot meat slipped into the stomach, warming the whole body.